Fun Fact: Obama’s and Trump’s combined IQ is the same as Obama’s.

Obamump btfo

You didn't even read it, did you? You just disregarded it because it doesn't fit your world view. You are pathetic, scum of the earth. People present you with scientifically backed evidence showing how the world really is and you disregard it because it is brought to your attention by a group of people you find inferior to you.

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how does snappy get these comments? is that just some random comment pulled from the thread?

you have to message the mods and start calling people the n-word if you want to add a quote

Nincompoop?

I will never get sick of this bot.

Want more bussy tho.

Dude

Yes? I don't understand?

bussy lmao

This has to be a pizzashill pasta right?

There's shutting down the government. And then there's shutting DOWN the government.

We are at peak 1933 weimar levels 😂

That's being on for 2 years. We're at 1935.

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He thinks he's doing the same thing as when people unearth his pre-election tweets criticizing Obama for doing the same shit that he's currently doing. The problem is that when Obama said "we need to take on the issue of illegal immigration" I think he probably envisioned something other than building a 50-foot concrete wall row of artistically designed steel slats along the entire border. I think he was probably thinking more along the lines of work visas, a path to citizenship, and maybe more cameras/patrols or something.

Obama also deported a lot of people while trying to pass reform.

Exactly what the Republicans forced him to do

> Democrats in charge of house, senate and executive

> Those evil Republicans made him do it

lmao saying no you can't come in isn't real deportation

Repubs controlled Congress the majority of his presidency dingus

Where did I say that wasn't true you fucking retard, thanks for telling me things everybody knows that have nothing to do with my post.

Did you know after Obama the next President was Trump wow what a great fact.

I'm talking about when Repubs DIDNT control congress you moron

Calm down, your dealer will have more fentanyl tomorrow, no need to tweak out

nice coping because you are wrong.

He was literally called deporter-in-chief but I guess facts that don't agree with you get forgotten.

If only you had some sort of device in front of you that you could use to inform yourself of basic shit everyone knows

Your inceldom is showing

what

I'd like to let you know that I've downvoted all of your posts. Not because you're autistic, because I hate you.

https://i.imgur.com/Ati2yEh.png

Have you smelled your own farts lately?

It's really only a half truth

The number of people deported at or near the [U.S.-Mexico] border has gone up — primarily as a result of changing who gets counted in the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency’s deportation statistics. The vast majority of those border crossers would not have been treated as formal deportations under most previous administrations. If all removals were tallied, the total sent back to Mexico each year would have been far higher under those previous administrations than it is now.

It's okay though, being dope sick can make even the most pious opioid addict grumpy.

Serious posting may seem like it will help, but it won't

lmao saying no you can't come in isn't real deportation

You are literally a retard who doesn't have the brain power to understand my posts.

Feel free to call me a serious poster while copy pasting articles it sure shows how not serious you are

Lol fair enough, a retard has gotta admit when he was wrong.

Yea, I understand how ambiguous that one line can be but I like to write my posts like that for drama's sake.

I'm pretty sure Obama actually deported less than Clinton and Bush even with counting turning away at the border because he stopped Bush's Workplace check things but that may just be locally.

It's actually a pretty interesting topic if you're a fucking nerd who cares about what the Government does

I would care, but I'm into more refined kinds of knowledge, like what retarded meme phrase is popular on a drama themed internet forum

dude fentanyl lmao

Dude dude lmao lmao

Obama had a one vote lead in the Senate which he lost when Republicans got Ted Kennedy’s seat and the Republicans controlled the House.

Why is my inbox full of people telling me shit everyone knows.

do you think Obama wasn't deporting people before The Lion died

You actually do don't you.

You actually believe that the republicans forced Obama to stop people at the border

Again, like same-sex marriage, Republicans forced him to be right wing.

If by a one vote lead, you mean one seat above a *supermajority*, then you'd be correct. But it's not like Teddy dying gave the GOP the Senate.

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I know this is /r/drama, but that shit grinds my gears. Obama enjoyed the most favorable congress seen in my fucking lifetime and people act like he had a hard time passing healthcare reform with a 3/5 Democratic Senate. Just goes to show how pathetic the party is, conceding defeat to assholes like Lieberman.

Every time lmao

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By decree, anyone using the word 'cope', 'oof' or 'welp' after midnight on January, 1 2019 will be summarily executed. You have 3 days libtard.

welp

soon

S O O N

Yikes

justwow

Libtard

Lol no

yikes!

Same with the word libtard, except only when using it unironically

What kind of sick fuck uses the word libtard ironically

Cope harder

Just wait

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Yikes

Yikes y'all

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-immigration/u-s-deportations-down-in-2017-but-immigration-arrests-up-idUSKBN1DZ2O5

U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) removed approximately 226,000 people from the country in the 2017 fiscal year, which ended on Sept. 30, down 6 percent from the previous year. The 2017 deportations were lower than at any time during the Obama administration, according to previous DHS statistics.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deportation_and_removal_from_the_United_States

Between 2009 and 2016, during the Presidency of Barack Obama, about 3.2 million people were deported from the United States.[4]

Trump did about 45% worse deportation wise than the average obama did, lmao.

The woke position is therefore to vote republican for to protect the immigrants.

row of autistically designed steel slats

Ftfy

I don't know who you are, but my 26 year old son uses this site. He has autism, and I don't appreciate people who use such vulgar language like yourself.

If you could please delete your entire account it would be very much appreciated

: ) thanks

No u

Your poor son. :(

Dad stop embarrassing me in front of my friends

We're not your friends you sperg

its ok im your friend little buddy :)

don't forget to drink your milk!

I think he probably envisioned something other than building a 50-foot concrete wall row of artistically designed steel slats along the entire border.

You're right, he envisioned a gay fence: https://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2017/apr/23/mick-mulvaney/fact-check-did-top-democrats-vote-border-wall-2006/

Also lol at this:

Experts have repeatedly told PolitiFact that the differences in semantics between a wall and a fence are not too significant because both block people.

are not too significant because both block people

Or as Rick Santorum calls them "Blah people".

Experts have repeatedly told PolitiFact that the differences in semantics between a wall and a fence are not too significant because both block people.

Imagine unironically having to actually write this out. God politics is so stupid today.

Lol did the President just dug through 7 years of to gotcha the former President?

So this is what he was doing on Christmas eve when he was all alone and tweeted the "poor me" thing, poor guy 😭

no, his intern did.

That might be just worse

not really

the real master of puppets

TBH, Obama didn't tweet that much so 7 years is easy.

Or used the twitter search feature, or was shown the tweets by someone else.

The political equivalent of liking a girl you like's years old bikini pic on Facebook, except without any hint of awareness or shame.

Twitter has indexed all of its tweets so the "advanced search" function is very fast and yields accurate results

Well now imagine the President specifically searching his predecessor Twitter to 'get him'. Does not make it better

Lmao @ you thinking I'm was trying to defend daddy. Of course he's a whiny little bitch who acts like a teenage girl whenever he's angry at anyone.

My comment was more of a tidbit about twatter

Wasn't thinking that, just following your train of thought. It's pretty golden either way.

your train of thought

thoughts

me

lmao

Trying to get Disney to fire Obama from starring in Black Panther 2

this wall shit is so dumb.

So, if we build a 50 foot wall wasting approximately 25 billion of tax payer dollars (plus 5 billion per year in maintenance), what's to stop people from gasp buying a 51 foot ladder and a 51 foot rope...? There's 1 border patrol officer for every 5 miles of uninhabited desert. This wall is stupid as fuck and won't do shit.

Do you live in some cartoon world?

Um, why do you think the slats are sharp on top? That's for skewering Central Americans that manage to make it to the top. Show some imagination, bra

Mmm, Mexi-bobs. Fire up the grill!

Throw a rug over it

Rug-resistant slats, bro

You joke, but that picture Trump posted was really emphasizing the spikes. I think he may legitimately believe this.

I never joke when it comes to skewering Latinos

Death to all serious posters

Yikes!

Thats why Im advocating for a similar wall ghat east germany built on the west german border! Instead of inner german border, inner America border!!!

Would be very effective!!!

Plus a wall only stops the drug and child traffickers. The real illegals come in via bus and dropped off at the Home Depot for construction work.

Why seriouspost if you're just going to cherry pick? If the wall doesn't work in syria, the united states, china, constantinople, israel, etc despite HUGE amounts of data clearly certifying that it does.. why don't you tear down the wall that's already there? We already have a wall, in areas where it's high, immigration is down over 95%. The wall in Israel is only like 15 feet tall but it prevents 99.8% of illegals. Illegal immigration costs people in the usa over 100 billion a year and they kill 15 people a day on average. The wall literally pays for itself. What you think the great wall of china was a vanity project? Yeah they made the great wall of china as a meme to troll you hundreds of years into the future. Centrism is based on logic. You can't ignore piles of data. While the wall is important to secure our borders, we also have to fix mexico which is the source of said problem.

Honestly can’t sell if this is satire

I made everything really clear. You can basically just google sections of what I said to find sources.

Israel

If you just look up 100 billion a year illegal immigration there's dozens of sources saying anything from 86 billion to 100+.

Also it's not billions of tax payer dollars when the new USAMC deal saves 100 billion over 10 years. The wall is already paid for in savings.

Why don't you actually answer my question? Why don't you tear down the wall that already exists? Why doesn't the government? Clearly it does nothing, yes?

Why don't you tear down the wall that already exists?

Because it's hot down there and it looks like hard work?

Mmmm no centrism is based on feelings sweaty. You have to approach each situation and ask yourself what attitude you take to feel superior to other people involved.

Walls don't fucking work. Period. My neighbours built a wall to keep me out but I still go in their backyard when they're not home.

Walls don't fucking work

At least they won't take our jobs then.

I think it's supposed to be more of a psychological deterrent. It is a big waste of money but I can get behind it, though really more guards, drones, cameras and a healthy dose of propaganda in those shithole countries is what we need

Psychological deterrents don't mean jack shit lmao.

You have to do it right. Like Vlad the Impaler. He got results.

what's to stop people from gasp buying a 51 foot ladder and a 51 foot rope...?

The logistics of getting past the cameras and patrols along the wall and climbing over it?

Hey, what's the point of building this massive wall when Mongold know how to build ladders?!

What's the point of having locks on your door when the average man can kick a locked door through very easily?

What's the point of padlocks existing when bolt cutters exist?

If you can't make something impossible you can at least make it impracticable or very difficult to deter most normal people.

Hey, what's the point of building this massive wall when Mongold know how to build ladders?

Unironically something I'm confused about

It prevented the Mongols from just being able to send thousands of troops anywhere they wanted and it allowed the Chinese on the wall to see them coming and shower them with arrows.

It prevented the Mongols from just being able to send thousands of troops anywhere they wanted

You really, really don't know chinese history, do you ?

Normie illegals are already just overstaying visas.

They too shall be mounted on the wall.

The difference between a padlock on my door doesn't cost $25 Billion with $100+ million a year in upkeep, and is actually proven to be a proper deterrent

You also don't have an income of several hundred billion or thousands of people trying to illegally enter your dwelling every night.

You're stupid as fuck. Brain dead ass neanderthal looking mothefucker.

This is the quality good faith debate I come to this sub for 👍👍

holy fuck you're one stupid motherfucker lmao

What's the point of having locks on your door when the average man can kick a locked door through very easily?

What's the point of padlocks existing when bolt cutters exist?

These are actually both great examples of how dumb this shit is. Those things are largely bought for peace of mind. They won't actually stop someone who is even half-way dedicated to getting past them.

https://i.4pcdn.org/pol/1474186282139.jpg

>directly linking to 4chan

Jumping down from a 51 foot ladder is going to lead to a serious bruise.

Possibly even requiring a cinnamon enema.

I don't know about you, but I'm not looking forward to discovering if someone is an illegal alien by sticking my tongue in their asshole to see if it tastes like a Big Red,

so then bring a 51 foot rope

*44 foot rope with a noose

So if you like put a dead bolt on your door, like who's to say I wont get a battering ram to totes break in and steal your TV. Liberals are brain dead and shouldn't serious post on r/drama.

because that's an over-simplified analogy that's beyond stupid to the point of it not even being applicable

If you want it to be applicable and 'own the libs', you should probably also address the wide open window, the backdoor with a broken doorhinge, the complete lack of a security system, rather than spending $25 Billion on a padlock and saying 'SEE THIS FIXES ALL OUR PROBLEMS HOW ARE YOU SO DUMB LOL DUMB LIBERALS'

My analogy is perfect, and you have go back to the teaphouse! That amount is a drop in the bucket, first off. Bet you don't even know how much the court costs cost a taxpayer every time an illegal makes it across the border? That adds up, I tell you what. A barrier is simply there to demotivate people from coming. America is what you would call an attractive nuisance, causing many people to be harmed and costing trillions in its wake. The way the US is structured the border is a finish line, which is why catch and release is such a hot topic. Retarded liberals would have open borders and retarded conservatives would have these people shot. Build a large barrier with sensors in the places most trafficked derp..

Serious question: do leftists ever pause the rage for a second and realise how hilarious American politics (and their butthurt) is? I mean, I can laugh at myself, but I've never seen it from them ...

I can laugh at myself, but I've never seen it from them ...

You obviously dont look very hard

Maybe not; show me?

Try looking at the post history of any liberals on this sub?

OK. I am glad to hear it. Authoritarianism seems to be incompatible with humor; I take laughter to be a good omen.

How many good comedians/satirists are right wing versus those on the left?

implying there are any good political comedians

The TV show Portlandia

Yes we are capable of laughing at the retardation of Burger politics. There are unironic libtards on this sub too you know.

C O P E

Shut the fuck up libtards

THIS

Better than what Hillary does with things that are 7 years old

Who is this Hillary?

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Why is everyone talking about a wall but no one is talking about the feasibility of a ditch?

A wall requires you to dig deep for it's foundation. Just make a fucking moat, lol fucking idiots

and fill it with sharks...with laser beams.

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