Aussie animals are actually all massive pussies. “Help, these cottontail rabbits are overwhelming me!” The only reason Australian animals have such a reputation is because the country is inhabited by convicts who hype up everything to make themselves sound tough.
No it isn't, the people who hype up australia's dangerous animals are americunts who are trying to distract from their own much more dangerous gun crime.. australians rarely think their animals are dangerous.
It's a sick fucking bird, I'll give you that, but come on, Alex Jones managed to piss off some of the biggest corporations on earth and his shittalking is on another level.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-12-27
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1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2018-12-27
That bird is an absolute unit. Would probably dust most people.
1 20171245 2018-12-27
Reddit is gonna be rediagnosed from assburgers to full autism with its level of obsession with Australian birds.
1 egadsby 2018-12-27
it's just emu war crap
mayos are easily triggered by anyone they share lands with, even if it's a completely different branch of animalia
1 acidoverbasic 2018-12-27
I wonder how it tastes
1 cumsocket 2018-12-27
Open bussy
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2018-12-27
I tried giving him some encouragement and suddenly he's turned into a coward who doesn't necessarily believe he could kill the bird. Wtf.
1 Child_downloader 2018-12-27
I fucking love you
1 TrailerParkBride 2018-12-27
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2018-12-27
Only if they're feminine balls.
1 pvijay187 2018-12-27
Actual drama without a political agenda? Looks like you retards can make a worthwhile post every once in a while
1 serialflamingo 2018-12-27
^
This UGLY FUCK's boss is cucking his surplus value
One economist has revealed one simple trick to get your the value of your labour (capitalists HATE him)
1 Imperial_Sardaukar 2018-12-27
Aussie animals are actually all massive pussies. “Help, these cottontail rabbits are overwhelming me!” The only reason Australian animals have such a reputation is because the country is inhabited by convicts who hype up everything to make themselves sound tough.
1 zweckloss 2018-12-27
No it isn't, the people who hype up australia's dangerous animals are americunts who are trying to distract from their own much more dangerous gun crime.. australians rarely think their animals are dangerous.
1 fbrsbf 2018-12-27
Monkeys are smaller than humans and will fuck you up. This guy is retarded.
1 preserved_fish 2018-12-27
https://www.theonion.com/one-time-i-punched-a-goose-right-out-of-the-air-1819584969
1 Woolgun 2018-12-27
Fuck, now I want to see someone fight a cassowary, preferably a youtuber so it's all properly documented. Logan Paul maybe? 🤔🤔
1 TrailerParkBride 2018-12-27
I vote for Alex Jones vs. the gay emu
1 Woolgun 2018-12-27
The chad gay frog vs the virgin gay emu you mean
1 TrailerParkBride 2018-12-27
If this bird isn't a Chad then I don't know what is. Look at him strutting for bussy.
1 Woolgun 2018-12-27
It's a sick fucking bird, I'll give you that, but come on, Alex Jones managed to piss off some of the biggest corporations on earth and his shittalking is on another level.
1 Wild_Hunt 2018-12-27
I like how angry this made the resident Australians
1 Inceltiers 2018-12-27
Will never understand why Aussie government banned shooty tootys
Like its the one first world country where it is completely justified to carry a gun in the car
1 shiwanshu_ 2018-12-27
Reading the title I thought it was going to be a wife beating thread.
1 nicerredditaccount 2018-12-27
Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?
1 d-amazo 2018-12-27
look i'm american so i'm no stranger to fatness but where the fuck is this retard living where a child weighs 100 pounds?
that's some next level morbid obesity right there.
1 Neil_Tzedakah 2018-12-27
It depends on age, etc. I was 5'3" and weighed 100-something in the fifth grade.