And what's Spicer going to say, "Oh yeah, it's all legit!" First of all, he's not even one of the 10, and you can tell Trump wouldn't let him in on it. And second of all, if he did say that, it would just make tons of people bombard him with more questions about it, which he really knows nothing about. This is top level Military Intel at the highest level of Classified Clearance.
If this is for real then you're a dickhead. Hopefully your parents were just shitty and whatever caused your problems isn't heritable, and if it is then hopefully whatever genes are implicated in your problems aren't activated in the same way in whatever poor kid(s) may be unlucky enough to share your cursed genes.
I wonder why people don't do this more actually. Imagine how hilarious it would be if a really attractive white guy (6'3", blonde hair, blue eyes, cleft chin) teamed up with a short obese black guy with diabetes + terrible family history of mental illness. The black guy could rub one out, put it in a container and the white guy could take it to the sperm bank, then "donate" his sperm.
Can you imagine the fucking drama 9 months later when the baby comes out black?
Maybe I'm not being clear, but its just a bait and switch. They think they're getting aryan white sperm, but they're actually getting heritable disease sperm. Sperm has a decent lifespan outside the body, wouldn't be too hard to deliver a viable sample.
I can't imagine that it is incredibly difficult to rig up a container that could have them survive 20-30 minutes which should be enough to complete the process.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-12-28
And what's Spicer going to say, "Oh yeah, it's all legit!" First of all, he's not even one of the 10, and you can tell Trump wouldn't let him in on it. And second of all, if he did say that, it would just make tons of people bombard him with more questions about it, which he really knows nothing about. This is top level Military Intel at the highest level of Classified Clearance.
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1 jewdanksdad 2018-12-28
His post history is the true drama goldmine, btw
1 NormalDudes 2018-12-28
Why?
1 Honk4Tits 2018-12-28
Dude your a piece of shit for what you did, too bad the US didn't adopt Europe's policies on autism. https://nypost.com/2016/02/27/europes-cure-for-autism-is-euthanasia/
1 NormalDudes 2018-12-28
Suck my neurologically impaired cock.
1 Honk4Tits 2018-12-28
This is why we need eugenics for dregs on society like you.
1 NormalDudes 2018-12-28
You're just jealous of my vastly superior length-wise albeit somewhat thin penis and mildly above average intellectual prowess.
1 jewdanksdad 2018-12-28
Above average? Boy, you cut with the dull edge of a knife
1 Osterion 2018-12-28
yikes
1 secondcomingofbryce 2018-12-28
Are you the guy from the tardtales greentexts
1 Eskain 2018-12-28
You're just jealous of my ability to handle a mildly social situation without going full sperg and having a panic attack on the ground
1 backltrack 2018-12-28
Why can't you also have a big ol case of ED, too?
1 snallygaster 2018-12-28
If this is for real then you're a dickhead. Hopefully your parents were just shitty and whatever caused your problems isn't heritable, and if it is then hopefully whatever genes are implicated in your problems aren't activated in the same way in whatever poor kid(s) may be unlucky enough to share your cursed genes.
1 PDaviss 2018-12-28
Are you gonna get a face tattoo
1 NormalDudes 2018-12-28
Maybe a little tiny tear so people will assume I killed someone even if I didn't.
1 imajustgo 2018-12-28
Redditor cum
Every girl's favorite
1 xXEpicGamer69Xx 2018-12-28
who would want gussy complimenting them anyway! 🤮
1 retarded_molecule 2018-12-28
I like to freeze Kielbasa, and put it into my underwear. To bad the people at the market don't agree.
1 mgfdaddy 2018-12-28
LOL
1 Alicesnakebae 2018-12-28
This is why we need to end autistic people sadly all of reddit would be killed as well
1 2odastream 2018-12-28
Sadly?
1 Sir_Panache 2018-12-28
This is a great lolcow. Mods, are we allowed to ping once they are in the thread?
1 tHeSiD 2018-12-28
He is already here and the retards here are down voting him 😡😠😡
1 DesertRebel 2018-12-28
Wait whose the retarded one here? I'm confused.
1 Dildokin 2018-12-28
We all are
1 Sir_Panache 2018-12-28
I know,that's why I want to ping him
1 SuperObviousShill 2018-12-28
I wonder why people don't do this more actually. Imagine how hilarious it would be if a really attractive white guy (6'3", blonde hair, blue eyes, cleft chin) teamed up with a short obese black guy with diabetes + terrible family history of mental illness. The black guy could rub one out, put it in a container and the white guy could take it to the sperm bank, then "donate" his sperm.
Can you imagine the fucking drama 9 months later when the baby comes out black?
1 ricoue 2018-12-28
that's not how sperms work but okay
1 SuperObviousShill 2018-12-28
Maybe I'm not being clear, but its just a bait and switch. They think they're getting aryan white sperm, but they're actually getting heritable disease sperm. Sperm has a decent lifespan outside the body, wouldn't be too hard to deliver a viable sample.
1 ricoue 2018-12-28
depends on the conditions so unless you're storing it appropriately i'm not sure it will last long enough to work
1 SuperObviousShill 2018-12-28
I can't imagine that it is incredibly difficult to rig up a container that could have them survive 20-30 minutes which should be enough to complete the process.
1 ricoue 2018-12-28
Why don't you come see this fine room I have in my backyard?
Don't worry about the tanks on the top, they're just for storing pesticide.
1 SuperObviousShill 2018-12-28
Look, if they're trying to subvert god's will through perverse medical procedures I can only see myself as an agent of his will in punishing them.
1 Kachajal 2018-12-28
Maybe because most people aren't fucking sociopaths and there's no gain in it for them?
1 SuperObviousShill 2018-12-28
This really is not the correct attitude to have on this sub.
1 Kachajal 2018-12-28
I'm sorry, I meant
this but unironically
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1 spliffthespaceman 2018-12-28
larp, they wouldn't give that information. that kind of stuff could put a legal clusterfuck in their hands.
1 tungus9000 2018-12-28
based
1 darkinard 2018-12-28
his whole post history is low effort bait 😴😴😴
1 grep_var_log 2018-12-28
Definitely doesn't need to be diagnosed, that's for sure.
1 ron_burgendy6969 2018-12-28
This is such retarded bait. You don't just walk into a sperm bank check some boxes and donate.