IAmA Emergency Room Doctor in the United States, AMA

1  2018-12-29 by DoctorKohn

Hello /r/DrAMA, I work in a large community Emergency Department that sees around approximately 80,000 patient visits per year. My job in ER is firstly, to try stop people from dying. I have never done this before but I am curious how it will go. Feel free to ask me any questions about my work!

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1  HardIsLife 2018-12-29

Shouldn’t you be looking after your patients?

1  Welfare_Duke 2018-12-29

It is well recognized that there is a deadline, incurable congenital defect known as FOIDS (you capitalize it like AIDS). How do you plan to control the outbreak?

1  lolseriousposting 2018-12-29

scientifically is there a difference between a bussy and a gussy on the inside

1  SociopathicPeanut 2018-12-29

No

1  MonotonyOfLife 2018-12-29

Not OP but i have read a few studies and most of them conclude that bussy is vastly superior.

1  Themackingjesus 2018-12-29

Do your job instead of fucking around on reddit.

1  a19761939 2018-12-29

no u

1  le_epic_xd 2018-12-29

Can you do the stanky leg?

1  Crowbar-12 2018-12-29

I would trust this shit I took with my life over anyone who posts on this sub

1  streeeker 2018-12-29

How does a dirty Harlem Tabasco piledriver work?

1  loli_esports 2018-12-29

did you ever run across someone who passed out in a library bathroom? if so, did they live?

1  Inceltiers 2018-12-29

Very important question

1  GourmetImp 2018-12-29

I don't get it

1  CPT_Clarnence 2018-12-29

Is there a surgical option to make my nuts permanently taste like toasted coconut?

I've always wondered that.

1  TwentyHundredHours 2018-12-29

Where there's a will, there's a way

1  InternalCartographer 2018-12-29

asking the real questions

1  Awayfone 2018-12-29

Why would you post here?

1  LimonKopf 2018-12-29

What's the weirdest thing you've ever had to take out of a patient's bussy?

Also, what's the weirdest thing you've ever put into an intern's bussy?

1  AnnoyinTheGoyim 2018-12-29

Checkout the rectal foreign body list, there’s some interesting stuff on there like “beer glass and preserving pot”. It’s probably pretty out dated though.

https://people.well.com/user/cynsa/newbutt.html

1  __KOBAKOBAKOBA__ 2018-12-29

How badly do you crave attention and praise from anonymous rancid hive minds?

1  InternalCartographer 2018-12-29

rude!

1  Inceltiers 2018-12-29

Can you do a hat wobble

1  zywiaibronia 2018-12-29

Don't give the eternal chapo ideas for their next epic sub takeover

1  Plexipus 2018-12-29

If I constantly have medical emergencies in my bedroom would you consider that an Emergency Room

1  russellgreer 2018-12-29

PM a dick pic?

1  aduketsavar 2018-12-29

Is there a scientific consensus that life is important?

1  satanismyhomeboy 2018-12-29

How many people come in each day with a foreign object stuck up their ass? I heard it's a lot.

1  redmugofcoffee 2018-12-29

can you look at this thing on my back?

1  XhotwheelsloverX 2018-12-29

Post bussy

1  Velxon 2018-12-29

This joke's been made before

1  ChaddeusThundercock 2018-12-29

Of all the things you've had to pull out of someone's ass at 2 am on a Saturday, what's the one that gave you the best orgasm?

1  911roofer 2018-12-29

What's the biggest object you've had to pull out of someone's ass?

1  Amplitude 2018-12-29

What are your favorite sick beats to twerk to while in the OR?

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/a3aepz/doctor-windell-boutte-music-videos-malpractice-georgia-vgtrn