Dinosaur 🦖 of the month: Stegosaurus

1  2018-12-29 by Cdace

Stegosaurus is a dinosaur that lived around 155 million years ago—during the Jurassic Period—in the Western portion of North America and parts of Europe. It was an herbivorous quadruped known for its rounded back and its double row of back plates that end with a a double pair of spikes on this dinosaur’s tail. This dinosaur was first discovered in 1877 by Othniel Charles Marsh during the Great Dinosaur Rush—also known as the Bone Wars. Many lives were lost in the conflict which greatly pleased the dinosaurs 🦖 they sought after. Because this dinosaur had armored plates that seemed shingled, it was given the name Stegosaurus, which means “roofed lizard”.

An interesting fact to note is that of all of the dinosaurs, Stegosaurus had one of the smallest brains. Although the actual anatomy of this dinosaur’s brain is currently unknown, it is known that it only weighed approximately 3 ounces—which is extraordinarily small for a creature that weighed over 5 tons. As such, it is believed that this dinosaur was very simple and slow moving, much like the average r/drama and 4chan user

Stegosaurus

138 comments

1  SnapshillBot 2018-12-29

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1  Cdace 2018-12-29

The dinosaurs 🦖 will consume the white male feminist too

1  Honk4Tits 2018-12-29

https://www.unbelievable-facts.com/2015/08/dinosauroids.html/amp

1  Cdace 2018-12-29

How would dinosaurs 🦖 becoming frailer like humans make them superior? This guy is dumber than a stegosaurus

1  Honk4Tits 2018-12-29

Right they'd be buff as shit and not look soyish, but at least Mayos likely wouldn't exist from the based artist depiction.

1  Cdace 2018-12-29

The consumption will fix it friend don’t worry

1  XxNerdKillerxX 2018-12-29

Just like in chrono trigger.

1  itsCaffeine 2018-12-29

Thank you based dinos 😍

1  JustLions 2018-12-29

wtf I love fearfully great lizards now

1  Inceltiers 2018-12-29

Dinosaurs aren’t people

1  Cdace 2018-12-29

You’re right! They’re 🦖 better than people

1  Inceltiers 2018-12-29

il beat you up faggit kid

1  Cdace 2018-12-29

Try beating up a dinosaur 🦖. It ain’t gonna happen

1  Inceltiers 2018-12-29

AHHHHHHHHHHH CUCKED BY DINOSAURS AGAIN

1  ironicshitpostr 2018-12-29

Microceratops, I reckon I could kick them to death for hours before getting tired and/or bored

1  aduketsavar 2018-12-29

You know why it ain't gonna happen? Because unlike us humans they're VERY dead.

1  telandrias 2018-12-29

Meme dinosaur killed by meme asteroid because god is fair snd just to give us oil.

1  Cdace 2018-12-29

Oil is prehistoric plankton

1  soupvsjonez 2018-12-29

I guess I'm not the only Paleo/Geology fan here.

1  sadderreborn 2018-12-29

I thought oil was mainly dino era plants tho

1  BeanerShnitzel 2018-12-29

That is coal bro.

1  Inceltiers 2018-12-29

explain to us that have autism

why did the plants become coal and the plankton oil?

1  BeanerShnitzel 2018-12-29

Swamps were much more common during the dinosaurs time. Coal is formed from plant remains (like trees and bushes and shit) decompose and turn into peat, then the peat is subducted and turns into coal.

There are hardly and actual plants in the ocean, just plankton (which aren’t plants) they sink to the bottom and are subducted into the earths crust. Heat and pressure turn them into crude oil.

ELI5: Swamps and plant remains turn into coal. Oceans and plankton turn into oil. This is due to the differences in in composition of the organisms that form the oil vs coal and the environment in which they’re formed.

1  UpvoteIfYouDare 2018-12-29

lol nerd

1  BeanerShnitzel 2018-12-29

Nah, I just took geology I and II years ago and it was one of the few college classed I actually liked.

1  blyatman12345 2018-12-29

So dinosaurs aren't even good for oil?

1  Cdace 2018-12-29

They consume those who consume oil

1  blyatman12345 2018-12-29

>dinosaurs evolve into birds

>humanity eats lots of chickens

Checkmate nerd

1  Cdace 2018-12-29

That devolution if I’ve ever seen it

1  blyatman12345 2018-12-29

More like plasma foid 😎😎😎

1  automatic_cluck 2018-12-29

Not for too long, buddy. Your dinos will get BRRRRTed by the Cluck.

1  Dramatictuna 2018-12-29

The Cluckᵀᴹ

1  automatic_cluck 2018-12-29

I can't. 😭 It's not ny fault if I get a boner after seeing an A380. THICC plane👌

1  Dramatictuna 2018-12-29

2big!

1  automatic_cluck 2018-12-29

explain plz

1  Dramatictuna 2018-12-29

Commercial airliners don't do it for me. Aside from the engineering that goes into their design and the stress they can withstand, I don't find them very attractive. I like prop. planes mostly built for war. More engine displacement, more maneuverability, more firepower. It's like hotrodding but for planes.

1  automatic_cluck 2018-12-29

Everybody knows that civilian aircraft are more boring than the military ones. Personally, the A380 is too big and quite ugly, the Lockheed Constellation and De Havilland Comet are probably the best looking of the multi-engine planes.

Don't get me started on trains. 🤤🤤🤤

Diesel ones are the best. 😎

1  LightUmbra 2018-12-29

I considered replying with a cute kitty, but I know you'd just bully dogs.

1  automatic_cluck 2018-12-29

Dog are cunts anyway.

1  LightUmbra 2018-12-29

😭😭😭😭😡😡😡😡

1  El_Guero_Alto 2018-12-29

Inshallah

1  aduketsavar 2018-12-29

I'll spit on dinosaurs' graves

1  Cdace 2018-12-29

That’s not very nice

1  ironicshitpostr 2018-12-29

S

1  sadderreborn 2018-12-29

S

1  Zian64 2018-12-29

Chad armour Stegos pwning virgin pleb theropods.

1  BeanerShnitzel 2018-12-29

Ceropoda had bigger brains and horns, but no thagimizer.

1  MAMStoic 2018-12-29

Still not as good as dogs :).

Though better than pitbulls.

1  Cdace 2018-12-29

The dinosaurs 🦖 give zero shits about morality. They 🦖 only care about consuming humanity and creating a utopia upon humanity’s shat out remains

1  MAMStoic 2018-12-29

It's not about morality. It's about being better animals.

Dogs got cucked by humans but in exchange live better lives than 99.99% of other animals.

Dinos got cucked by a rock and are now mostly extinct. Their only legacy is retarded birds.

1  Cdace 2018-12-29

But they escaped to the plasma fold

1  automatic_cluck 2018-12-29

✈💣➡🍑🦖

1  automatic_cluck 2018-12-29

✈💣➡🍑🦖

1  Wheretheflowersgrow 2018-12-29

Pit bulls are friendly loving dogs, you just need to beat the lust out of them.

1  BeanerShnitzel 2018-12-29

Choke chains work wonders.

1  automatic_cluck 2018-12-29

😴😴😴

1  Cdace 2018-12-29

Only u/Ed_ButteredToast May snooze post on my threads sir

1  automatic_cluck 2018-12-29

😴😴😴

1  BeanerShnitzel 2018-12-29

🦖🦖🦖

1  quality_bratwurst 2018-12-29

😴😴😴

1  automatic_cluck 2018-12-29

🦖💀🗡️😹

1  Cdace 2018-12-29

Dinosaurs kill a crying cat with a sword?

1  automatic_cluck 2018-12-29

crying

nigga u retard?

Dinosaurs kill a crying cat with a sword?

it's the opposite

1  Cdace 2018-12-29

I’m not a web so I don’t read right to left

1  automatic_cluck 2018-12-29

😴😴😴

1  BeanerShnitzel 2018-12-29

😡😡😡

1  automatic_cluck 2018-12-29

😷😷😷

1  MzCherryBlossom 2018-12-29

I’m confused. Is that not a laughing cat?

1  automatic_cluck 2018-12-29

It's happy cat.

1  MzCherryBlossom 2018-12-29

Your cat is carrying a sword so it’s a psycho cat but if it was wearing little boots like puss n boots it’d be cute af.

1  automatic_cluck 2018-12-29

🔯👞🐱🔪

1  binenut 2018-12-29

seal of Solomon '70s dance shoe maybe a cat food network

I like this game.

1  error404brain 2018-12-29

Do we know the purpose the plates now or not ?

1  Chayim47 2018-12-29

Pretty sure the tail spikes were used for defense.

No idea about the back plates though.

1  error404brain 2018-12-29

I was asking about the back plates, because it was still not determined when I care about dinos.

1  Cdace 2018-12-29

Sex appeal, temperature regulation, communication (the plates were likely covered in a thin skin that is theorized by some to change color like your face when ashamed), Intimidate predators, and defense. These are the theories we have at the moment

1  error404brain 2018-12-29

communication

That seems incredibly unlikely as they have a micro brain. Same with sex appeal, their eyes being both small and once again, small brain (vision is mentally complex).

1  Cdace 2018-12-29

Just telling you theories I’ve read. Idk until I meet them once I open the plasma fold

1  BeanerShnitzel 2018-12-29

Says who?

1  error404brain 2018-12-29

For which part ?

1  nanonan 2018-12-29

Insects do cool shit with really micro brains. Size is overrated.

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1  capthazelwoodsflask 2018-12-29

For those looking to do some in depth, scholarly research into these magnificent creatures.

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1  push_ecx_0x00 2018-12-29

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1  ardasyenden 2018-12-29

fuck off diplodocus should’ve been dinosaur of the month

Stegosaurus is boring

1  Cdace 2018-12-29

I have no problem with requests hence the Utahraptor awhile ago. So until asked nicely I will go through the basics

1  ardasyenden 2018-12-29

please do diplodocus next time

make sure the image you use is r34

1  Cdace 2018-12-29

Aight

1  Inceltiers 2018-12-29

do sleeper shark/6 gill shark because it's still alive and also based

1  mcslibbin 2018-12-29

aren't birds just dinosaurs

1  Cdace 2018-12-29

They’re like retarded 3rd cousins

1  MzCherryBlossom 2018-12-29

Exactly, everyone disowns their 3rd cousins.

1  BeanerShnitzel 2018-12-29

Or fucks them, provided you’re from Alabama or the Middle East.

1  binenut 2018-12-29

3rd coz is indistinguishable from a stranger for all practical purposes iirc. It's the first cousin marriages that really mess em up.

1  BeanerShnitzel 2018-12-29

Well that is how the majority of middle eastern people get married.

1  nanonan 2018-12-29

Saltwater crocs seem like the real deal. What's your expert take on them? Living dino?

1  Cdace 2018-12-29

Living fossil and the cool first cousin to the dinosaurs 🦖. Birbs are the retarded third cousins you avoid at family reunions

1  Jas0nJewnova 2018-12-29

that of all of the dinosaurs, Stegosaurus had one of the smallest brains

So it's the roastie of the dinosaur world?

1  tron_funkin_blow 2018-12-29

How could the stegosaurus live 155 million years ago, if the world is only 6000 years old?

1  BeanerShnitzel 2018-12-29

Do the math fucko.

1  automatic_cluck 2018-12-29

Clean your room bucko

1  BeanerShnitzel 2018-12-29

I need to do that when I get home next week, beer cans everywhere. Gotta show my apartment and find a new roommate.

1  automatic_cluck 2018-12-29

Stfu cucko

1  binenut 2018-12-29

Don't push your lucko

1  automatic_cluck 2018-12-29

Thanks for breaking the pattern, buddy.

1  SpacePanther17 2018-12-29

Mods pls sticky this

1  Cdace 2018-12-29

Yes plz

1  MzCherryBlossom 2018-12-29

They should but they won’t.

1  Crotalus_Horridus 2018-12-29

This is complete bullshit. The dinosaur of the month should be Tyrannosaurus rex. And should be for every month.

1  Cdace 2018-12-29

the most overrated dinosaur 🦖

1  Crotalus_Horridus 2018-12-29

REEEE.

Chad T-Rex: high brain to body weight ratio, strongest bite force of any terrestrial predator ever, preys on horned ceratopsians and armored ankylosaurs.

Virgin Giganotosaurus: bite force enough to crack sunflower seeds, eats wimpy sauropods, looks stupid.

Checkmate, tyrannosathiests.

1  Cdace 2018-12-29

Spinosaurus slayin bitches on land or water

1  Crotalus_Horridus 2018-12-29

Spinocel: has Vern Troyer legs, sports gender studies style sail on back, eats fish like a devout catholic, is a gharial to the T-Rex saltwater crocodile.

1  BeanerShnitzel 2018-12-29

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giganotosaurus

Gigantosaurus was bigger than that cuck trex and had teeth that were like a sharks.

If they existed at the same time it would have been over for trexcels.

1  Crotalus_Horridus 2018-12-29

True fact: giganotosaurs necked themselves once they learned t-rex was in beta testing.

1  drammertime 2018-12-29

My T. Rex travels through time and eats your Stegosaurus. What now?

1  Cdace 2018-12-29

My Spinosaurus consumes your Tyrannosaurus and all fake Jurassic World dinosaurs 🦕 in one fell swoop

1  drammertime 2018-12-29

The Spinosaurus chuckles to itself, cleaning its blood soaked claws and picking gristle out of its teeth. This was an easy victory, it thinks to itself. Perhaps... too easy. Moments later, a vicious beam of energy emerges from its flank, cleaving the poor dino in two and cleanly chopping down the all the towering tree-like ferns within a 2 mile radius. My T. Rex is one of these ones and it always wins, forever

1  Cdace 2018-12-29

WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY

1  itsCaffeine 2018-12-29

Thank you u/Cdace! Very interesting and very cool!

1  Cdace 2018-12-29

Thanks!

1  Wild_Hunt 2018-12-29

Yay Cdace isn't extinct like his lizard masters, before today I hadn't seen a dino post in a while

1  Cdace 2018-12-29

I’ve been pinned 😭🦖😭 what a glorious moment

1  MzCherryBlossom 2018-12-29

Sweet :)

1  ElonMuskar 2018-12-29

yo whats this 3 month old drama about hasan piker and richard lewis from csgo

can some sweaty gamer give me a tldr? last i heard of richard lewis was back when he was chocking loda from dota 2

1  Tarrock 2018-12-29

What's the Ben 10 alien of the month though?

1  Cdace 2018-12-29

Upgrade from the original show

1  Manchu_Fist 2018-12-29

If masterlawlz was a dino which one would he be?

1  Cdace 2018-12-29

Stegosaurus due to the small brain but big presence

1  Rystic 2018-12-29

Wait, for December or January?

1  Cdace 2018-12-29

Has New Years happened yet?

1  Tehurnfor 2018-12-29

Do anklyasaurus next

1  Cdace 2018-12-29

I kinda did one when I was wasted but I’ll do a proper one at a future date

1  PUBLIQclopAccountant 2018-12-29

There should be an emoji for each and every dinosaur

1  Cdace 2018-12-29

It’s a crime that it isn’t on my phone by default

1  binenut 2018-12-29

As such, it is believed that this dinosaur was very simple and slow moving, much like the average r/drama and 4chan user

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