Some cuntburger demands spacecapeshit have more gays

1  2018-12-29 by jewdanksdad

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All the Star Warriors are gay

All the gays are Star Warriors.

Porkins was a big ol bear for sure 😍😍😍

Luke - gay Lando - bi, probably also a pansexual xenophile C3PO - gay, he is the bottom for R2D2, who is also gay

Lando is actually pansexual

Wasn't Darth Vader just a futuristic leather daddy?

They literally can't if they want to have the film show in China lol

But muh representation!!

Hooking up the black guy and the asian girl was the worst idea for the Asian market.

What part of characters dressing in skintight rubber played by actors who suck hoary old executive dick for roles isn't gay already?

YAWN

These people do know that non-heteros are like at most 6% of the population right?