Fuck all you dinos

1  2018-12-30 by anti-cdace

I’m really concerned about dinosaurs, and I think something needs to be done.

The science behind them is pretty flimsy, and I for one do not want my children being taught lies. Did you know that nobody had even heard of dinosaurs before the 1800s, when they were invented by curio-hungry Victorians? Charles Darwin’s later theory of evolution entirely disproved dinosaurs, yet the dinosaur lie was twisted and adapted to try to make it fit. Any proper look at the facts will reveal that dinosaurs simply never existed.

Aside from the educational aspect, dinosaurs are a very bad example for children. At my children’s school, several children were left in tears after one of their classmates (who had evidently been exposed to dinosaurs), became bestially-minded and ran around the classroom roaring and pretending to be a dinosaur. Then he bit three children on the face. One poor girl has been left with a severely dented nose and the whole class was left traumatised by this horrible display. Nothing about dinosaurs is suitable for children, from their total lack of family values through to their non-existence from any serious scientific point of view.

Recently my sister foolishly gave my two youngest some dinosaurs toys for Christmas. After telling her to get out of my house I burnt the dinosaurs. My children were delighted because they know that dinosaurs are evil. I am fortunate that my family has been very supportive, and has disowned my children’s former aunt. Please, do what you can to get dinosaurs taken off the curriculum.

Our school has been recently presented with a 214-signature petition, and following that and our recent protest the headmaster has said that he will take it the governors. We are lucky that he is so sympathetic to our cause, but I fear that others may not be.

If you would like to lend your support to our campaign, we have a Facebook group where we spread facts and research about the dinosaur myth. Hope to see you there! :-)

7 comments

I like this thread because it paints the OP as a cuck who watches ray comfort videos in 2018. Never popular - obviously has a grudge. Look at the OP's post history - yup he's exactly the type of person he is trying to demean. Some nothing who made mammals their identity for lack of anything else. Funny to see these people writhe and wriggle. Sure you'll find your match - some other dipshit who thinks the same shit on the opposite side of the isle and sure you'll find them on /r/aww, which has more young people - more memes and more popularity than the dipshits at r/mammals or reddit of the day mind you. But you'll both be tied up in lunacy.

You are the people you want to smash dipshit - you're just simply too stupid to realize it. Sorry for laughing at you - you are the OP of the day who posted stupid shit I'm here to mop up and set straight. You are triggered as hell about dinosaurs - same as the dipshits you want to point out and that makes you a goober. Don't want me to sit you down in the future? Don't write stupid shit and you won't appear on OP of the day. Congrats on winning - sorry there is no trophy - you will continue to have an empty cabinet of accomplishments -continue to be a nothing as it were.

I wrote a piece like yours in response to your work - how did I do?

Wow, you must be a JP fan

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Love it.

You know what? I just realized I've never actually seen a real live dinosaur. Maybe they are bullshit.

Stay woke and spread the news.

Wow this is very troubling. How do u explain Jurrasic Park though?