Gamer spends $500 backing a MMO. Gets banned.
1 2018-12-30 by Bitter-As-Fuck
Gigabear, a healthy-minded furry gamer, thought it would be a good idea to spend $500 on a (likely) failed game. Gigabear promptly became a meme of the community due to the sheer volume of sperg he was able to expel at a moment's notice.
One community member realises he's found a goldmine of a lolcow and promtply starts documenting https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1tulOMgMkBmqO1ZwCzDrDhq9Vt9KBliT809-ESFX9VdM/edit#slide=id.p
After being banned the first time for being a wonderful lolcow dramanaut, Gigabear was able to worm his way back in with cries and pleas to the game CEO, Steven. This obviously doesn't resound well with the other suckers backers who create a change.org petition to keep him banned. Needless to say, the petition failed and Gigabear is unbanned.
Not long after, the game studio release a Battle Royale game-mode. This greatly upsets Gigabear as he sees his $500 life savings being wasted on what is essentially cancer, has an autism induced mental breakdown and gets banned again, this time permanently.
Anyways there's more shit but I'm lazy as fuck so here's some reddit threads:
https://www.reddit.com/r/MMORPG/comments/aatm8r/intrepid_studiosashes_of_creation_has_a_real/ https://www.reddit.com/r/AshesofCreation/comments/9w1uiv/regarding_the_recent_gigabear_drama_that_has/ https://www.reddit.com/r/censorship/comments/9y5juz/intrepid_studios_a_new_mmo_developer_runs_their/ - Not even /r/censorship was willing to deal with him lmao
147 comments
1 BussyShillBot 2018-12-30
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1 Logan_Pauler 2018-12-30
Lol.
1 acidoverbasic 2018-12-30
Lol
Can we lure him here?
1 Bitter-As-Fuck 2018-12-30
I am sure Allah will guide him to our welcoming community.
1 Dramatictuna 2018-12-30
What do pandragons eat? 🤔🤔🤔
1 blyatman12345 2018-12-30
Hairy bussy
1 codenamefamousamos 2018-12-30
Bairy hussy
1 Pinksister 2018-12-30
Oh laaaaawd he comin!
1 Bunkyz 2018-12-30
his profile
I also enjoy being obnoxiously BIG in World of Warcraft, and I'd like to think I'm quite good at it.
Humanitycide when?
1 Cdace 2018-12-30
Why can’t they stick to real animals? Is it a method to put special their fellow furries? I wish poorlilmarco was still around to answer these questions
1 PM_ME_YA_TATTAS 2018-12-30
if he convinced himself to be a real animal he'd propably fuck this animal
he can't rape imaginary half-dragons half-pandas
1 Cdace 2018-12-30
Don’t worry he’ll find roadkill somewhere to satisfy himself with
1 codenamefamousamos 2018-12-30
Phhhhhhh, good luck with that. Do you have any idea how rare it is to find roadkill that's still penis pleasingly warm? It'd be like winning a free small fries on McDonalds Monopoly TWICE in one day! Practically unpossible.....
1 Cdace 2018-12-30
Move to the country it’s everywhere here
1 SkipperPauline 2018-12-30
Couple of minutes in the microwave should fix that
1 Barkasia 2018-12-30
You're doing the exact same Gigafaggotry except instead of bears it's retarded chickens.
1 Cdace 2018-12-30
I don’t dress in costumes or try to meet any tards to bone irl. I just spout dinosaur 🦖 facts to the uninformed as a public service
1 binenut 2018-12-30
...and you like to think you're quite good at it.
1 BlessThisBussy 2018-12-30
🦖🦕👌
1 Brandon_la_rana 2018-12-30
u/The_reason_Trump_won is going to have some competition this year with this one.
1 doubleheresy 2018-12-30
What’s your favorite dino and why?
1 Cdace 2018-12-30
Spinosaurus because it’s the coolest amphibious assault dinosaur around
1 GiverOfTheKarma 2018-12-30
Tyrannosaurus > Spinosaurus
1 darkfrost47 2018-12-30
Tyrannosaurus is a CR 8 and Spinosaurus is a CR 13 though
1 GiverOfTheKarma 2018-12-30
Tyrannosaurus is a CR 9 and Spinosaurus is a CR 11...no?
1 darkfrost47 2018-12-30
Not from my quick google, I didn't bother to check pdfs though
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2018-12-30
https://youtu.be/I8gY0IT0CuA
1 Cdace 2018-12-30
https://youtu.be/imNRmIujsPk
1 MayoIsSpicy 2018-12-30
It's okay a appreciate you
1 ArlenBilldozer 2018-12-30
Hey asshole, would you know about the plasma fold if it wasnt for Cdace? Thats what I thought.
1 KingVape 2018-12-30
I still don't know what that is, and I don't give a shit
1 GiverOfTheKarma 2018-12-30
What else would you expect from King Vape tbh
1 KingVape 2018-12-30
I don't even vape ;)
1 helppls555 2018-12-30
wonderful
1 sadderreborn 2018-12-30
NEVER EVER INSULT CDACE YOU INSOLENT FUCK
1 Dirty_Socks_Mullins 2018-12-30
It's the furry equivilent of socjus tumblerisms except they've been doing it for a lot longer: The idea being that if you combine all sorts of obscure animals into some hideous technicolor chimera you're more unique than all the other furries. It's the same reason you hear poeple spouting off about how they are "demi-pan-gender-queer-igneous-sediment-layer"
1 arandomloser21 2018-12-30
TBH the half/half is not the worst. That goes out to the fursonas that are literally airplanes.
1 Cdace 2018-12-30
Like a Boeing 747 or something?
1 ComradePotato 2018-12-30
https://www.reddit.com/r/Table1/comments/1dtdc5/there_are_airplane_furries_suddenly_i_love_the/
Worse...far far worse
1 Cdace 2018-12-30
https://youtu.be/Fl0jg8rFFlw
1 SJCards 2018-12-30
The AH-64 Apache meme was real all along.
1 SJCards 2018-12-30
The AH-64 meme was real all along.
1 d-amazo 2018-12-30
bUt ItS nOt A fEtIsH
1 Kurtisdede 2018-12-30
what
1 GiverOfTheKarma 2018-12-30
A scaled panda with wings that breathes fire...or a fat fluffy dragon that lazes around and eats bamboo?
1 Re_LE_Vant_UN 2018-12-30
The next generation that will be in charge of the country, ladies and gentlemen.
1 OkThatsProblematic 2018-12-30
But Doc Oc has a lot of pretty teeth. 😍
😁 Huma/Alexandria 2020 😁
1 pumpkinlocc 2018-12-30
So he is one of those assholes that's uses toys and potions to get massive in game, than jumps on their biggest mount and idles on a popular mailbox. Got it.
1 jewdanksdad 2018-12-30
Willing to bet that creature is fucking over 400 lbs in real life.
1 Dreamcast3 2018-12-30
Absolute degeneracy. Haven't had a good laugh like this all day.
1 BaphClass 2018-12-30
This really is the sort of shit that should be studied for the DSM. Sadly paraphilias don't merit much research until someone gets butchered or set on fire and that requires going outside and interacting with real people and I get the feeling this guy doesn't do that much. Family gatherings must be tense.
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1 2561-2685-0682-521 2018-12-30
is this how it feels to be catholic and listening to pedophile priest jokes?
I have sympathy for them now
1 VIOLENT_MONKEY_ANUS 2018-12-30
gamers were a mistake
1 InternalCartographer 2018-12-30
this comment is a hate crime
1 demotecontrol 2018-12-30
I am literally shaking right now.
1 Pickled_Kagura 2018-12-30
Rise up my gamer brethren and sistren.
1 codenamefamousamos 2018-12-30
Only to their parents and any future whore unlucky enough to discover what the ejaculate of a man who lives on a diet of 7-11 nachos, Little Caesars Hot 'n Readys and discount, day old, gas station pastries tastes like.
Also, the clothing company that pumps out those ill fitting cotton, short sleeved shirts popular with the Christian Weston Chandler types. The ones that start at XL from Walmart with a collar and three buttons near the top that don't actually have any function except to hold down an extra, useless flap of fabric .... They're psyched on those potato shaped dudes for sure! One parents mistake is another corrupt Taiwanese factory owners miracle.
1 Cheezewiz239 2018-12-30
I didn't have to read the first part but you summed up the fedora wearing autistic gamer that obsesses over an MMORPG with their life
1 Dreamincolr 2018-12-30
There you are dad. Where you been the last 24 years?
1 old_grumpy_grandpa 2018-12-30
Look at it this way, without games such beautiful drama would not exist.
1 agenderphobe 2018-12-30
"gamer" is a slur, if you don't play games you should use the term "people of play"
1 sea_lecture 2018-12-30
and here i thought furries couldn't get any more pathetic
1 Stenwalden 2018-12-30
Furry - "What you gonna do? Make a powerpoint presentation about how I am a sperg?"
Gamer - Makes a powerpoint presentation about the sperg
1 ElonMuskar 2018-12-30
This is some top tier shit, we need powerpoint presentations for all lolcows.
1 Pinksister 2018-12-30
With epic swipe graphics and WordArt.
1 zergling_Lester 2018-12-30
Imagine being autistic enough that you manage to find game breaking bugs/exploits that, instead of normie stuff like giving you infinite money and the like, increase the size of your character model until it crashes the server, because that's your fetish. In awe, absolutely in awe!
1 InternalCartographer 2018-12-30
weapons grade autism. exceptional stuff, really.
1 UsedTree 2018-12-30
Holy shit
1 Michelanvalo 2018-12-30
Server instability was one of the reasons I could never get into that game like I wanted to.
I now choose to blame this furry fuck for that.
1 dooba_dooba 2018-12-30
Really quite a chad move to subject everyone else to your fetish to the extent that you break a server
1 kier00 2018-12-30
drop the bomb
1 DatOpenSauce 2018-12-30
Good grief, what a world. /r/yiffinhell
1 sillybandland 2018-12-30
This is the funniest thing on the planet. He was too horny, the servers couldn’t take it
1 carthoris26 2018-12-30
I remember this guy! He would sit in the middle of RenCen in Champions and glitch size-increasing items and skills until it broke the server. Over and over and over again. Didn't even play the game, just stood there "growing".
1 wow___justwow 2018-12-30
how did the devs not instantly hotfix that
1 carthoris26 2018-12-30
I guess capping size increasing effects is more difficult that we realize, considering this idiot has spent his entire adult life finding ways to fuck it up in every MMO imaginable. The CO devs (Cryptic) were never that on the ball anyway.
1 sillybandland 2018-12-30
I applaud him though, i'm honestly fucking impressed. I lack that kind of dedication
1 cimarafa 2018-12-30
cryptic studios lol
1 Pinksister 2018-12-30
lol What the fuck...
1 Pinksister 2018-12-30
I hope he gets unbanned. I legitimately want to see this insane furry in action, making all of the other dweebs uncomfortable and normal looking by comparison. I'd buy a subscription to this shitty game just to see that.
1 sillybandland 2018-12-30
I hope the game he is making is an MMO
1 appropriate-username 2018-12-30
I don't really get why he can't just click and drag a picture of a bear in MS paint to resize it.
1 carthoris26 2018-12-30
It's obvious he has a fetish to grow bigger in front of people - his antics are always in the most populated areas of MMOs. Part of what makes the guy so disgusting is you know he's squeezing his hog every time, as if telling everyone what a fat furry he is wasn't enough.
1 japsock 2018-12-30
a mod better ping him here right meow
1 chef-floofy 2018-12-30
What does sperg and lolcow mean? Sorry if I'm r/outoftheloop
1 Doomblaze 2018-12-30
sperg is short for asperger but basically means doing stupid and socially inept shit because people dont know the difference between that and being a real autist.
a lolcow is someone who does stupid shit to provide us here with entertainment. Without them there would be no drama. You 'milk' the lolcow for lulz or something stupid idk. They're usually fat too so that helps the image.
1 BlessThisBussy 2018-12-30
A lolcow is a victim person who flamewars and can't help but be milked for lulz time and time again. They have a compulsive need to give up as many laughs as possible at their own expense despite themselves
Sperg is just a shortened version of Aspergers.
1 DatOpenSauce 2018-12-30
There are some great top posts in there.
1 SmellySandPile 2018-12-30
i can't imagine being that much of a faggot
1 FelineExpress 2018-12-30
And that's aside from the fact that AOC Apocalypse is a giant rip-off of Fortnite, and is about as much fun as cancer. I was slightly interested in it, but then I played the beta, and they just fuck right off. It's a joke.
1 crudehumourisdivine 2018-12-30
wtf
1 Firestar321 2018-12-30
i met this guy in wow once, back when I played the whole time I saw him he was constantly drinking potions that made his character bigger He kept prompting me to do the same, constantly mailing my character the potion, when I didnt respond he whispered me a DM to a discord server I blocked him Never thought I would hear of him again.
1 falwin 2018-12-30
https://www.wowprogress.com/character/us/suramar/Gigabear/
This character?
1 Firestar321 2018-12-30
yeah officer that one over there
1 sadderreborn 2018-12-30
Yikes, a pandaren and a hunter? One would think hed be a tauren druid
1 carthoris26 2018-12-30
Hunter has/had a skill that made you bigger, the big red beast mastery cooldown.
1 OkThatsProblematic 2018-12-30
His name was Seth Rich.
1 aqouta 2018-12-30
It's all over for last expansioncels
1 GiverOfTheKarma 2018-12-30
Holy shit one of his trinkets is a shrink ray so he's always bigger than what he's fighting
1 falwin 2018-12-30
Can I just highlight that guild history as well, several years of him making guilds so he could advertise his size fetish under his name...
1 detroitvelvetslim 2018-12-30
How obese is this guy in real life lmao
1 UsedTree 2018-12-30
It's ok to cry now
1 ProtectYourNecks 2018-12-30
Fucking lol, this is an absolute trip
1 cisturbance 2018-12-30
Damn son, I practically get paid to write powerpoints, and that's pretty damn good.
1 SociopathicPeanut 2018-12-30
Army intel or what?
1 cisturbance 2018-12-30
Telco industry. I translate engineer speak into corporate speak so the managers can try and understand the underlying technology.
1 BlessThisBussy 2018-12-30
Lmao he threatened to go on a hunger strike over being banned 🤣🤣🤣 https://m.imgur.com/kbPTaI5?r
1 CMDR-FusionCor3 2018-12-30
when a macrofag threatens getting smaller, you know shit’s real
1 takemymoneynow 2018-12-30
Absolutely tragic.
1 InternalCartographer 2018-12-30
this is why we need pinging back. this is bullshit and an injustice.
1 OkThatsProblematic 2018-12-30
Doesn't a bit inform people when they are linked to?
1 AlohaWarrior34 2018-12-30
Everything was a mistake.
1 awesomedude4100 2018-12-30
Sonicfox is great tho
1 DivinePrince2 2018-12-30
Steven... oh boy, I know the mmo it is.
1 Ganthor 2018-12-30
Jesus H Christ. I used to see this guy posting on the official WoW forums a lot years ago when I used to play. He threw an absolute shitfit when Blizzard patched the game to make it so certain size-increasing objects and effects no longer stacked.
He used to log in, drink an Elixir of Giant Growth, use a toybox item that doubled your size, and about a half dozen other effects. This would make him about twenty times larger than the average player. Then he would get on the largest mount he possibly could, usually a Mammoth. And stand there. For hours. The size of his character model was so huge that he was blocking access to mailboxes, vendors, bank tellers, and you couldnt see anything except giant Panda ass. All for some creepy fucking inflationist fetish.
When Blizzard removed the ability to stack all of these buffs so player size couldnt be increased beyond ~3x the normal size, he went completely apeshit on the forums and spammed about a dozen threads bitching about it and how Blizzard was 'targeting his playstyle'.
He's also just a drooling idiot and will flip his lid at the slightest provocation. Guy is a nutcase.
1 InternalCartographer 2018-12-30
omfg
1 Ganthor 2018-12-30
Oh, its real all right.
1 aj_thenoob 2018-12-30
How? How can somebody be obsessed with becoming big in a MMO? What the absolute fuck
1 zergling_Lester 2018-12-30
Did we find /u/ed_butteredtoast main?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-12-30
https://i.imgur.com/piYypoS.gifv
1 aqouta 2018-12-30
I was going to mention that, does he not have a notepad?
1 TheBrapthorn 2018-12-30
To be fair, there's a good chance his play style was being targeted.
1 dramasexual 2018-12-30
As it should be
1 Pinksister 2018-12-30
As it should be, because it's fucking weird.
1 snallygaster 2018-12-30
Wow, this guy is a legit lolcow. I'd keep an eye on him.
1 d-amazo 2018-12-30
i'm surprised you haven't given us a write up on this yet.
you're slipping, snally.
1 aqouta 2018-12-30
*lolpanda
1 Dreamincolr 2018-12-30
Using its retarded pronouns confuse me. Like, I get it for friends, but why done bogus ass stranger?
1 agenderphobe 2018-12-30
>looks at his twitter account
>the sperging continues in realtime
how does he even live
1 Inceltiers 2018-12-30
sent him a PM
1 [deleted] 2018-12-30
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1 oh_no_aliens 2018-12-30
The guy is a never ending source of delicious drama.
1 Dedod_2 2018-12-30
This is absolutely amazing. $500 down the toilet because he didn’t get his size fetish added to a game. This is a level of sad I have not seen in a very long time
1 ason 2018-12-30
HIT👊OR YIFF🦊, I GUESS🤔THEY NEVER🚫YIFF🐾HUH? YOU😲GOT✔️A FUR-FRIEND🙊 I BET🎰HE DOESN'T🙅KNOT💄💦YA! POP 💋 HE GON'👉GLOMP🤗ANOTHER😐GIRL💃AND HE WON'T🚫MISS YA! 😪 HE GON'😋POUNCE 🐅AND GO OWO LIKE WHAT😏IS THIS?🍆 NYA~ 😻
1 falwin 2018-12-30
I did a bit of stalking and here's a pic of him in action in WoW, peak autism.
1 mandaloredash 2018-12-30
Please tell me there is video of his WOW autism.
1 Galaxium 2018-12-30
Genuinely surprised no one has doxxed this guy yet
1 Andlat_Vard 2018-12-30
Daily reminder that furries have no rights
1 k1nkshamer 2018-12-30
He gives a bad name to sizefags
1 Lotus_towers 2018-12-30
I have not seen this level of cringe in a long, long time.....
1 AWeebyPieceofToast 2018-12-30
I made an account just to thank you for collecting all the amazing bits of Gigabear lore all condensed into one place conveniently for me. So lemme give you some in return.
https://steamcommunity.com/app/9880/discussions/0/1738841319811739795/
Here's a Steam Thread he tried nuking after everyone turned against him. He started off pretending he got shadowbanned from the game's official forums for complaining about the removal of subscriptions. When it was revealed he was actually shadowbanned for throwing a shitfest over size exploits being removed he immediately deleted everything he could as everyone else began to make an collective agreement that those exploits were shit.
Have Gigamemes too
https://imgur.com/a/Ibvvh25
1 Bitter-As-Fuck 2018-12-30
Bless you Mr. Toast and thank you for your addition. We here at /r/drama will continue to monitor and document the gigantic worldwide threat known as Gigabear.
1 M-Manga 2018-12-30
Quality post, thanks for the effort. /r/Drama needs more posts like this.
1 TheSubredditPolice 2018-12-30
Totally thought this was going to be star citizen.
1 shinxanta 2018-12-30
Pick one.