>"God, i wish i had $20" (open in new tab to play with audio)

1  2018-12-30 by Ed_ButteredToast

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I ordered a shit dildo using Google+. When it first came out, you had to sign up with G+ in order to get the discount. It was supposed to smell and feel like a shit. Was pretty underhelming when it arrived, because it only looked like a shit. It didn't even feel like a shit when it went in my boipussy.

Needless to say, I don't use it anymore.

The one upside was that the shit dildo was password protected, so no one else could use it.

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I can only confidently guarantee that the prostitute you end up making tender love to (lol) will shower longer than she usually does after your 5 shameful minutes of disappointing her

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It's from Raising Hope S02E10.

Is it any good ?

I have it on my back burner for a while now but i've heard good things about it. It's on Hulu i think.

Minus the enormous fake tits, that woman looks like a doppelganger of an old girlfriend of mine.

Just as crazy, too.

fake tits

[Maybe Spoilers??] It's a "what if" episode about how things could have a turned out if... etc. The name of the episode is "It's a Hopeful Life", a homage to "It's a Wonderful Life"

No shit. I had never heard of her or seen these shows (I've heard of Westworld and heard it was good), but never watched.

I looked her up though, and in an image search she bears a striking resemblance to someone I know.

I’ll be the judge of that. Post a picture of this person you know along with her hometown and favorite Drake song

No, and some people have musical taste.

fav Drake song

skrrrrtttt brrrrtttt gucci gang

Nice tumblr post.

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