Hahahahaha, you're in college and you still spend your time like this! This internet troll shit is for lonely 14 year olds, not adults.
The rest of your life is going to be lonely and boring if this is what you do with your time during what should be your most exciting years.
Before you know it, college will be over and you'll have no ability to make new friends because you don't have anything interesting to talk about or any way to meet new people. If you're not able to make friends now when it's literally the easiest it will ever be, there's no way you're going to swing it when you're even older.
The platypus is one of the few living mammals to produce venom. Males have a pair of spurs on their hind limbs that secrete venom that is active only in breeding season, supporting the theory that the use of venom is for competition for mates, not for protection. While the spur remains available for defense, outside of breeding season the platypus's venom gland lacks secretion. While the venom's effects are described as excruciatingly painful, it is not lethal to humans. Many archaic mammal groups possess similar tarsal spurs, so it is thought that, rather than having developed this characteristic uniquely, the platypus simply inherited its venom from its distant ancestors. Rather than being a unique outlier, the platypus is the last demonstration of what was once a common mammalian characteristic, and it can be used as a model for non-therian mammals and their venom delivery and properties.
The platypus is one of the few living mammals to produce venom. Males have a pair of spurs on their hind limbs that secrete venom that is active only in breeding season, supporting the theory that the use of venom is for competition for mates, not for protection. While the spur remains available for defense, outside of breeding season the platypus's venom gland lacks secretion. While the venom's effects are described as excruciatingly painful, it is not lethal to humans. Many archaic mammal groups possess similar tarsal spurs, so it is thought that, rather than having developed this characteristic uniquely, the platypus simply inherited its venom from its distant ancestors. Rather than being a unique outlier, the platypus is the last demonstration of what was once a common mammalian characteristic, and it can be used as a model for non-therian mammals and their venom delivery and properties.
Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking. The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.
Pleasure can be derived from anal masturbation due to the nerve endings in the anal and rectal areas. Orgasmic function through male genitalia depends in part on healthy functioning of the smooth muscles surrounding the prostate, and of the pelvic floor muscles. Anal masturbation can be especially pleasurable for those with a functioning prostate because it often stimulates the area, which also contains sensitive nerve endings. Some men find the quality of their orgasm to be significantly enhanced by the use of a butt plug or other anally inserted item during sexual activity. It is typical for a man to not reach orgasm as a receptive partner solely from anal sex.
Enemas or anal douches can, for hygienic reasons, be taken prior to anal masturbation if desired, but they can also be a form of anal masturbation themselves: see klismaphilia.
Commonly inserted objects include butt plugs, anal beads, dildos, vibrators and fingers.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-12-31
Hahahahaha, you're in college and you still spend your time like this! This internet troll shit is for lonely 14 year olds, not adults.
The rest of your life is going to be lonely and boring if this is what you do with your time during what should be your most exciting years.
Before you know it, college will be over and you'll have no ability to make new friends because you don't have anything interesting to talk about or any way to meet new people. If you're not able to make friends now when it's literally the easiest it will ever be, there's no way you're going to swing it when you're even older.
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1 Ipoopbabiez 2018-12-31
Aww cute
1 Wordshark 2018-12-31
Duckypuppy!
1 Chayim47 2018-12-31
Don’t you need to be worried about toxic spurs or something?
1 DonnyBravoKingofEire 2018-12-31
Only for pubescent males during mating season if I remember my platyfacts correctly
1 ineed750bucks 2018-12-31
For some reason I thought that only females had them
1 Metal_Charizard 2018-12-31
You’re thinking of Homo sapiens
1 Karmaisforsuckers 2018-12-31
Got'em!
1 RandolphCox 2018-12-31
The platypus is one of the few living mammals to produce venom. Males have a pair of spurs on their hind limbs that secrete venom that is active only in breeding season, supporting the theory that the use of venom is for competition for mates, not for protection. While the spur remains available for defense, outside of breeding season the platypus's venom gland lacks secretion. While the venom's effects are described as excruciatingly painful, it is not lethal to humans. Many archaic mammal groups possess similar tarsal spurs, so it is thought that, rather than having developed this characteristic uniquely, the platypus simply inherited its venom from its distant ancestors. Rather than being a unique outlier, the platypus is the last demonstration of what was once a common mammalian characteristic, and it can be used as a model for non-therian mammals and their venom delivery and properties.
1 coconut-daddy 2018-12-31
The platypus is one of the few living mammals to produce venom. Males have a pair of spurs on their hind limbs that secrete venom that is active only in breeding season, supporting the theory that the use of venom is for competition for mates, not for protection. While the spur remains available for defense, outside of breeding season the platypus's venom gland lacks secretion. While the venom's effects are described as excruciatingly painful, it is not lethal to humans. Many archaic mammal groups possess similar tarsal spurs, so it is thought that, rather than having developed this characteristic uniquely, the platypus simply inherited its venom from its distant ancestors. Rather than being a unique outlier, the platypus is the last demonstration of what was once a common mammalian characteristic, and it can be used as a model for non-therian mammals and their venom delivery and properties.
1 mud074 2018-12-31
Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking. The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.
1 iPoopedJustNow 2018-12-31
Pleasure can be derived from anal masturbation due to the nerve endings in the anal and rectal areas. Orgasmic function through male genitalia depends in part on healthy functioning of the smooth muscles surrounding the prostate, and of the pelvic floor muscles. Anal masturbation can be especially pleasurable for those with a functioning prostate because it often stimulates the area, which also contains sensitive nerve endings. Some men find the quality of their orgasm to be significantly enhanced by the use of a butt plug or other anally inserted item during sexual activity. It is typical for a man to not reach orgasm as a receptive partner solely from anal sex.
Enemas or anal douches can, for hygienic reasons, be taken prior to anal masturbation if desired, but they can also be a form of anal masturbation themselves: see klismaphilia.
Commonly inserted objects include butt plugs, anal beads, dildos, vibrators and fingers.
1 AleAssociate 2018-12-31
Attention: If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Mesothelioma you may to be entitled to financial compensation. Mesothelioma is a rare cancer linked to asbestos exposure. Exposure to asbestos in they Navy, shipyards, mills, heating, construction or the automotive industries may put you at risk. Please don't wait, call 1-800-ASHITPOST today for a free legal consultation and financial information packet. Mesothelioma patients call now!
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-12-31
I used to be in a band called Toxic Spurs. It was kind of a country/metalcore project.
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-12-31
BELLYRUBS
1 Redactor0 2018-12-31
If I had known that platy-tickler was a real job, I would have made some different career choices.
1 zergling_Lester 2018-12-31
Like became a bounty hunter?
1 Lukthar123 2018-12-31
Possibly
1 Let_you_down 2018-12-31
They have poisonous barbs in their back feet. Non-lethal but you will want to die.
1 Detective_Fallacy 2018-12-31
Only the males though.
Literally toxic masculinity.
1 binenut 2018-12-31
<clears throat>
Venomous.
1 Detective_Fallacy 2018-12-31
I said toxic, not poisonous. Venom, poison and Britney Spears are all toxic.
1 charming_tatum 2018-12-31
Yeah I'd gladly go into debt to do this all day
1 Totally_Bear 2018-12-31
Perry Perry the platypussy
1 itsCaffeine 2018-12-31
platy! ☺️☺️😍😍
1 blisstonia 2018-12-31
Plussy
1 blisstonia 2018-12-31
Plussy 😩👌 💯
1 MegaUltra9 2018-12-31
I know only males during mating season are venomous, but it would still worry me petting it. Adorable af regardless
1 Redactor0 2018-12-31
Yeah, it'd be kind of complicated trying to figure out if he's on his venom-producing period.
1 MegaUltra9 2018-12-31
Yeah
1 ComedicSans 2018-12-31
Gotchu fam.
Take that, /u/MasterLawlz. Cucked by an otter-duck.
1 SJCards 2018-12-31
B A S E D mods
1 MzCherryBlossom 2018-12-31
Very cute. Never get tired of a platy post. 😊
1 BlessThisBussy 2018-12-31
How DARE people say this sub isn't wholesome.
1 le_epic_xd 2018-12-31
Yes!
1 SuperShake66652 2018-12-31
PLATY POSTS ARE THE BEST POSTS!
1 Ferocetis 2018-12-31
Adorable!
1 Plexipus 2018-12-31
Am I the only one who wanted to see that platy choke on a fat dick? I mean fish
1 almondicecream 2018-12-31
Oh yay, masturbating a platypus.
1 froibo 2018-12-31
Someone's gotta do it
1 Gilly_The_Ghillie 2018-12-31
Post pus
1 CPT_Clarnence 2018-12-31
P E R F E C T P R E D A T O R
1 heeehaaw 2018-12-31
Marked NSFW. Expected that creature to rip off hands or something. Nothing.
1 PixelatedFractal 2018-12-31
Awww it's posts like this that make me truly appreciate the kind of people in this sub
1 CaesarCzechReborn 2018-12-31
Actual nice stuff on r/drama.
Mods are Infected by Christmas spirit CALL GRINCH.
1 totalrandomperson 2018-12-31
Aren't platypusses poisonous?
1 micronenis 2018-12-31
That plappy2 looks unironically poisonous.
1 charming_tatum 2018-12-31
I think this settles that platy posting > tay posting
1 Speechlessswindler 2018-12-31
Best sticky post ever.
1 ChaddeusThundercock 2018-12-31
https://imgur.com/gallery/LkFwi
1 GunOfSod 2018-12-31
They're really not concerned with the venom? Probably Australians. Darwin when?
1 double-happiness 2018-12-31
This post caused me extreme anxiety, I'm literally shaking RN