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Reminder that /r/WitchesvsPatriarchy is a real place. Absolute state of gussy in the late 2010s 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 "We’re coming for these people's throats, and we will never stop, we will never be silenced... There are a lot of angry people who are righteously filled with rage that are going to take back our country."

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA.

This is the political version of Coldsteel the Hedgeheg

"Heh... you are already hexed, kid."

"Nothing personel, nazi"

Not bad cis scum, I haven’t used 12 Potions in a while

Trump's been facing off against witches for years https://www.vox.com/2017/6/20/15830312/magicresistance-restance-witches-magic-spell-to-bind-donald-trump-mememagic

By facing off I of course mean doing nothing

Meme magic was peak 2016.

ANTIFA WITCHES RISE UP

This reminds me of something. I was reading the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, because I'm a masochist who gets off on being angry at stupid shit and that series is like a trainwreck in that its awful but its awful in a consistently interesting and terrible way , and I got thinking about what a fucking loser Alan Moore is for pretending to be a wizard while still calling other people childish for loving superheroes as adults. If you want to pretend to be a wizard and worship a fake-ass snake god you know is a fake-ass snake god, that's fine. If it makes you happy, go for it. Other people get sports cars and other big shiny toys when they hit forty, so the delayed adolescence of a mid-life crisis is an established cultural tradition. Its how judgmental about other things that enrages me. It's your business how you live your life, but you lose the right to complain about adults reading funnybooks when you still play dress-up and pretend to have magic powers. You can't play both Peter Pan and grumpy old grandpa at the same time.

It was a tool used for extra judicial killings that was more specifically used as an example of how American blacks were specifically targeted for extra judicial killings. Historically though, lynch mobs along with things like "tar and feathering" were pretty common with mobs. To say lynching was specifically just "a tool of white supremacy" is not only ahistorical but belies the fact that more blacks were probably just shot or beaten to death, and that your characterization here of it being a black specific mob tactic is just as wrong as this whole "witch hunting was a tool used to murder women".

On that point, specifically, witch hunting has been a tool for hundreds of years to murder and torture political and religious dissidents. The whole "it targeted women" thing outside of some cases in colonial America are the minority and not the majority. Even today, witch hunting in Africa, India, and etc is at dangerous levels and isn't really a gender thing. It's murdering pagans and religious/tribal undesirable.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modern_witch-hunts

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Witch-hunt

This non history based whining about "witch" is my word by (my likely) white radlib first worlders with rose emojis is just funny as hell.

If only you could put that energy into your relationships

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shieeet nigga you got a man to delete his shit outta shame you for rreal

Based

Or that theres this one witch/spell subreddit

I think its mostly ironic.... I hope....

/r/occult is where the real good shit is at anyway.

It's mostly basic gussy bitches as well t b h

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This is what they call humor.

COLD POCKETS

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dude witchcraft lmao

With a face like that, I believe her.

the absolute state of gussy in 2018

That's just gussy humour in general.

I think those cats on the banner are on drugs.

They do know that men were killed as witches in Salem, right?

Literally all men could die off tomorrow and TrollX would talk about how women were the real victims of the whole thing.

"all the men are dead, who will put the toilet seat down?"

You're not wrong

I get what she's saying about how women are often the target of collateral damage in war (which is a valid point with war rape, widows, refugees, and all that other crap), but they are in no way the "primary victims" (the ones who actually fucking die).

Women arent even the primary victim of elliot Rogers. The only thing women have to fear is their own self importance.

Women are the worst victims of war. Dey lose dee husbands, der sons

Yeah but they get to keep the house, collect money, and bang other men without all of the baggage you have mentioned.

Men can't rape local boys and girls no mo' once they are dead.

keep the house, collect money, and bang other men without all of the baggage you have mentioned.

So basically women have always been the primary beneficiaries of war 🤔

rly makes me think ..

Women and also Jody Boy who's back at home screwing our girls. 😡😡😡

Women have always been the primary victims of the Patri-Rapture

No, they don’t. And you better believe that in their minds this shit was a fucking genocide against women, tens of thousands killed, not a handful of men and women being killed for political reasons.

20 people killed in Salem on the word of 1 girl

Wow they really hated women and children back then!!!!

how much of The Crucible was accurate? because that's where I learned everything I remember about Salem

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Crucible#Historical_accuracy

this shit was a fucking genocide against women

Is being a witch a protected class?

Is wicca a real religion?

What makes a religion real or not?

Is pastafarianism a real religion?

whether or not G*D says so

Genocide is a strictly defined legal term that is specifically defined to be certain actions that are:

committed with intent to destroy, in whole or in part, a national, ethnical, racial or religious group,

Notes that political class, culture, gender identity, and being a witch are not Included.

but who gives a fuck

Genocide is probably the most misused word on Reddit and correcting people on its definition is the #1 way to start some shitflinging flamewar and get people pissed off beyond belief.

In other words, good for dramacoin.

tens of thousands killed, not a handful of men and women being killed for political reasons.

In Salem it was a handful of men and women killed but if you look at all the witch hunts in Europe it easily gets into the 4 digit range of people killed, probably the 5 digit range too.

Well yeah but those european retards don't count, they were itching to torture and kill people the moment they left their caves. Accusing someone of witchcraft was just a formality.

and that the whole thing was started and motivated by women

More weight!

Eaily one of the most memorable lines from The Crucible, and really illustrated to me how fucked up the whole thing was.

Sad thing is it's still the only valid strategy to deal with that mindest (now known as SJWs). Never apologise, never deny, just avoid the topic all together.

I haven't read the play or watched the movie, but am obsessed with the Salem Witch Trials. Giles was such a fascinating man. After all these years, I'm still in awe of his defiance.

The movie is really good.

Giles was so based, I had to read his lines in English class.

Theres a lot of men on that list, but history is hard!

Umm how dare you colonize the suffering of women

There are so many sane gussies looking at that sub with the disgusted disdain of 1000 /u/5thLawofRobotics.

5th_Law_Of_Robotics is my crush tbh

cope, AWALT

This Giles Corey erasure will not stand!!!

Not if Cotton Mather has anything to say about it...

Tarnation Ann Putnam, she got my boi Willard killed

Ughhhhh

This has to be satire but I know it's not

Uughhh, ooof, yikes, siiiigh, oh u sweat sumer child

typing like a TrollX user

You have to go back.

Out.

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Hey man that was the joke 😢

Next time read the rules there sweaty.

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Lmao

Volcel if you wouldn't

I totally would, in theory, but I don't wanna get metoo'd.

Just say that you're autistic too. We post on drama, so we're almost there anyway.

But does neurodivergence negate my inherently evil gender? So many variables in current year smh.

Just identify as a woman.

Someone get the flowchart.

If you would, you're 200% autistic.

I just want to see what her butthole looks like.

Gay

You better hope I'm not gay because I'mma shove my cock so deep in your quivering bussy that whoever pulls it out will be crowded King of Camelot.

Mmmmf hot. Send me ur address.

Cope

Ur mum gay

Based and redpilled

I would go down on her roast beef in an instant

#ActuallyAutistic is problematic because it erases the autistic people who don't have the privilege necessary to get an official diagnosis and is similar to the so called "truscum".

I wish we could literally erase them

Death to even ironic y'all posters

There's so much "its almost as if" in that thread I think I need to start getting litty for New Years Eve early

Yallocaust now!

I like calling it a wolf hunt. Because we all know the wolf is the bad guy in the story and I like to label these particular guys with their beloved alpha male stereotype.

Literally Simple Jack

Ok everyone start identifying as a wolf furry so that they can be offensive for that

OwO

SAY IT WITH PRIDE

I would think your username was a joke but I have seen large numbers of nazi furries on the internet

Yiff in hell furfags. I'm actually a werewolf, which is why I'm never anound on the nights of the full moon. I spent that time in wolf form, peeing myself in terror, hiding under the stairs whimpering while my corgis bark at me. Also, I ate a ball of tinfoil while transformed and had to get it surgically removed. Turns out werewolves don't have magical healing abilities, no matter what White Wolf tells you.

We've got to be milliseconds from a Harry Potter reference.

No you don’t get to use a historic period in which men tortured and murdered as a metaphor

I get to do whatever I want to do, cupcake, and you can go outside and yell at the sky about it.

Who’s going to stop me? Your obese cats?

Your obese cats?

Whoa ✋ Stop right there. You leave the chonkers out of this 😾😾😾

This one will turn you into a toad

Not as pathetic as you crying out for attention to distract you from your terrible existence.

Careful, there is witches here and you might end up being turned into a toad......oh wait you already are one.

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"Also honestly I didn't finish college either or have a job atm. I've lived at home my entire life I'm 29 and sleeping in a tiny room."

She is having trouble in getting along with men on dates. Men and this patriarchy are to blame, not mental and attitude problems of hers

Fat

Lesbian

Dateless

Witch

No social life

300000 karma

Multiple trollx and witchesvspatriarchy posts

And another gem

www.reddit.com/r/TrollXChromosomes/comments/ab3x4m/queer_girl_irl/

Oh man there’s a male feminist convert in that thread trying to ingratiate himself for that tingly social-signal-accepted feeling. Is there a word for how this makes me feel? They all just feel so slimy and disingenuous.

Say what you want, but this new wave of vocal male feminists proves one thing to me - nice guys adapt.

Sure, I could even see an alternate path in my own life where I might have gone down that road. Thank the maker I met a very traditional girl and now have a family instead of a bunch of cats

Nice guys didn't change at all, they just fit in perfectly anyway

"Icky", "yikes."

Anyway, I just found that I couldn't live that way. A woman is going to do whatever makes her cheerful at the moment and that, in my experience, is the extent of her perception of ethics. In order to maintain a relationship with an emotion-based being it is necessary to be cheerful about anything that makes her cheerful. Coupled with a “woman's right to choose” as central ethic – or, rather, “ethic” – this involves a wide and variegated spectrum of feminist actions and behaviours and opinions. At one time, I rated sex as being very, very, very high on my list of life's pleasures. Ultimately, for myself, the spiritual toll which was exacted by maintaining a rictus grin in the face of all feminist actions, behaviours and opinions across the full range of that spectrum made the price of sex too high – which, considering how highly I once rated sex as a pleasure is really saying something, I think.

[I discovered, through celibacy and the avoidance of masturbation that sexual desire is a lot like a rash. If you keep “scratching it” you make it worse and, thus, “scratching it” comes to seem like an urgent, toppermost of the poppermost, central necessity in your life. If you learn to leave your penis alone, I discovered, your penis will learn to leave you alone.]

That's great and all, but I asked for my burger without cheese.

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How about you suck my feminine [B]enis instead?

Thats the most retarded shit i’ve ever seen

The absolute state of white women. How did it get so bad?

Icky, yikes, y'all, problematic

Fucking every thread with these guys.

user reports:
1: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Witch_Hunter_Robin BTFO

Its not even a good anime.

user reports:
1: NOT spending the early 00s watching Adult Swim shows, including weebshit. How dare u.

What the fuck is an "Adult Swim" and how do I kill it?

It's an edgy block of cartoons for kids who stay up too late. Also stoners.

You can't kill it, it's an unshakable demographic.

You could kill its demographic off, though.

user reports:
1: pee pee
1: outing urself as a europoor oof sweaty

I'm not a Europoor. Imagine having such a shitty education system that you think there is "America" and "Europe" and that's it.

It's times like these I wish user reports weren't anonymous. That weeb needs to be unironically banned.

The privilege of never having to experience oppression so when not oppressing seems like oppression.

"My actions have consequences and I have to think about my words before saying them. I'm oppressed" right Bucko. That's totally what oppression is /s

It creeps me out how these SJWs like to create caricatures and put words into their mouths. Reminds me of ventriloquists and their dummies.

Why are white people afraid of becoming a minority in the US? Does the US treat minorities badly?"

🤔🤔🤔

I’ve honestly never thought about this phrase from this point of view before. Maybe it’s because I have a penis. But I certainly won’t be using the phrase anymore. Especially because I’ve never had to defend myself from accusations of any sort of sexual misconduct. Cause, you know, I’m not a fucking dickhead.

This guy is getting so many good boy points today.

He can play his vidya while tyrone pumps le wife

How many good boy points do I need to exchange for 1 vagina touch point?

In that sub? Not a lot.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again, Atticus Finch was the antogonist in TKaM

That sub is the proof of why giving women rights was a mistake.

Witchcraft wasn't just associated with women it was a catch-all to mean things I don't like. Things that are ungodly.

It is way past time to start socially punishing people like this.

Lol. Most of the accusers were other women who were salty.

This is truly the worst timeline