Hahahahaha, you're in college and you still spend your time like this! This internet troll shit is for lonely 14 year olds, not adults.
The rest of your life is going to be lonely and boring if this is what you do with your time during what should be your most exciting years.
Before you know it, college will be over and you'll have no ability to make new friends because you don't have anything interesting to talk about or any way to meet new people. If you're not able to make friends now when it's literally the easiest it will ever be, there's no way you're going to swing it when you're even older.
because I live in the greatest goddamn country on earth 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
This but unironically and I'm on the West Coast so it's still like 3pm here, lol. Preparing to get drunk like a fucking retard and par-tay like a partyparrot lol https://i.imgur.com/o4DuDr5.gif
Do you get sentimental when you pop a new lithium ion battery into your phone? Nope. This dude has different blood pressure, arteries and electrical signals influencing that heart he got from their little dope fiend post humously. Maybe they should have spent more time listening to that muscle pump when it was in their son. This might as well be a complete stranger's heart pumping due to how differently it is functioning to fit the needs of this absolute unit.
They gave up their Reformed or Protestant theology when they lost faith in God, but the theology (and more specifically the original sin doctrine) did not give up on them.
Antiracism became Paradise; tribalism, bigotry, and prejudice the Fall, its effects, and its Genesis. The history of man as related in the Pentateuch became replaced by the US national history, particularly the slavery-Jim Crow bits. Moses or possibly Isaiah was replaced by Martin Luther King, Jr.; while Malcolm X subbed in for Jeremiah.
It's important to note that because all this is a quasireligious belief structure, it can never be resolved in waking life. These wh*toids will always be "So Sorry", with ritual performances that enact the myths that construct their beliefs.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-12-31
Hahahahaha, you're in college and you still spend your time like this! This internet troll shit is for lonely 14 year olds, not adults.
The rest of your life is going to be lonely and boring if this is what you do with your time during what should be your most exciting years.
Before you know it, college will be over and you'll have no ability to make new friends because you don't have anything interesting to talk about or any way to meet new people. If you're not able to make friends now when it's literally the easiest it will ever be, there's no way you're going to swing it when you're even older.
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1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2018-12-31
Everytime 🤣🤣🤣🤣
1 -12x- 2018-12-31
👆👆👆
😂🤣
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-12-31
He was one of the lucky 70,000 a year that get to be in on the ground floor of the mayocide.
F
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2018-12-31
All cum-skins must day. Day of the fentanyl when?
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-12-31
Come on buddy, gotta do gooder than that
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2018-12-31
It's over for quick-typing-cels
1 OnionBits 2018-12-31
Day of the fentanyl is everyday, just give it time
1 froibo 2018-12-31
Fragile snowflake can't cope with pain
1 JumbledFun 2018-12-31
Be white, society is built for me to succeed, fail anyway
1 UltimoRatioRegum 2018-12-31
This, but unironically
1 definibusmalorum 2018-12-31
It’s a beautiful photo for a change.
1 expesh 2018-12-31
This is the first picture in pics that I didn't feel actively stupider after viewing in years.
1 Nom_Chompy 2018-12-31
I contracted 365.7790 cases of terminal autism from reading that thread for two minutes.
1 LightUmbra 2018-12-31
Shouldn't have skipped your autism vaccine.
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-12-31
Is that your phone number bby?
1 Nom_Chompy 2018-12-31
Call it and see 💋
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-12-31
Need an area code unless you live in Idaho.
1 Nom_Chompy 2018-12-31
Too doxxy, foxy. We’ll have to dream of what could have been.
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-12-31
That's fair. tbh I only pretend to be a gay on the Internet.
1 Nom_Chompy 2018-12-31
I only pretend to be a guy so I don’t get serious requests for my #
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-12-31
God if I knew you were a gussy, I would have never even talked to you. Ick
1 Nom_Chompy 2018-12-31
See? This is why I keep it low key.
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-12-31
foid dont u dare speak @ me
1 Nom_Chompy 2018-12-31
Fine
1 ol_l_l-l_l_lo 2018-12-31
😂😂😂
1 JumbledFun 2018-12-31
That shit was pretty funny, especially with the dudes straw hat
1 sadderreborn 2018-12-31
Yikes!
1 dudenotcool 2018-12-31
the comments aren't that bad...
1 d-amazo 2018-12-31
god damn it op you had one fucking job.
1 -12x- 2018-12-31
I'm a fuck up.
Why di you think I'm in /r/drama? 🤷♀️
1 d-amazo 2018-12-31
SHAME
1 SanityAssassins 2018-12-31
For the allure of bussy.
1 -12x- 2018-12-31
<Fred Durst voice>
I did it all for the bussy
1 binenut 2018-12-31
In the future you can link to controversial instead of the default sort, but people will still complain.
This is a spicy thread. Good find.
1 -12x- 2018-12-31
I did link to controversial.
You some reddit app using faggit?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-12-31
Stop trying to excuse your laziness, you autistic faggot.
1 -12x- 2018-12-31
MFW senpai notices me 😍😍😍
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-12-31
I'm not even sure why I'm so mean to you here, lmao. I'm sorry. Happy New Year!! 🎈🎉💞 (it's still 31st where i live but whatever)
1 -12x- 2018-12-31
It's NYE for me as well because I live in the greatest goddamn country on earth 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Gettin' ready to go to a par-tay, gettin' my pre-shower poop on, HBU?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-12-31
This but unironically and I'm on the West Coast so it's still like 3pm here, lol. Preparing to get drunk like a fucking retard and par-tay like a partyparrot lol https://i.imgur.com/o4DuDr5.gif
1 -12x- 2018-12-31
What up, west coast adjacent here (4pm), my ideal situation is being drunk and back home to pass out by about 10pm 😂
1 binenut 2018-12-31
No I guess I just fucked up again
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-12-31
👆👆👆
1 natkingcoal 2018-12-31
this thread is a goldmine
1 The_Long_Connor 2018-12-31
Holy shit this is the most autistic shit I've ever read.
1 OreoRaguSmoothie 2018-12-31
It's over for drugcels. They're infringing on human rights. Nazi!
1 Anarcho_Autism 2018-12-31
Okay, this one is good.
1 coconut-daddy 2018-12-31
This is a fucking gold mine
1 OnAllDAY 2018-12-31
Why are white people obsessed with black people?
1 -12x- 2018-12-31
penis
1 binenut 2018-12-31
They gave up their Reformed or Protestant theology when they lost faith in God, but the theology (and more specifically the original sin doctrine) did not give up on them.
Antiracism became Paradise; tribalism, bigotry, and prejudice the Fall, its effects, and its Genesis. The history of man as related in the Pentateuch became replaced by the US national history, particularly the slavery-Jim Crow bits. Moses or possibly Isaiah was replaced by Martin Luther King, Jr.; while Malcolm X subbed in for Jeremiah.
It's important to note that because all this is a quasireligious belief structure, it can never be resolved in waking life. These wh*toids will always be "So Sorry", with ritual performances that enact the myths that construct their beliefs.
1 Lysis10 2018-12-31
They gave the heart to a guy who will obviously need a liver in a few years.
1 ANTORICO2THELEGEND 2018-12-31
What drama its good comments
1 MomentOfXen 2018-12-31
underappreciated
So the most downvoted comment is a simple: "Wow that is powerful."
Huh, go figure.
1 Therattlesnakemaster 2018-12-31
Lmao