The Chapo Staterpack

1  2018-12-31 by expesh

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It's over for chud-cels

its over for chapocels

It never began to begin with

how will chapo ever recover

Wait, do they really call other people succdems? I've seen a lot of leftist subs accuse Chapos of being succdems.

Chapo also accuses neocon boomers of being fascist, they have no idea what they're talking about anymore.

anymore.

If succdem means social democrat, then it can be argued that just about anyone that identifies as a "liberal" in the USA is one.

There are some that take the stance that so called "liberal egalitarian"(this is what Americans call "liberal") is not a liberal theory at all, as it lacks the respect for economic rights that all other liberal ideologies have.

Succdems are Bernie Sanders and oscasio cortez's of the world. They aren't actual socialists. The world socialism is as misused as the word fascist today and most normies who use it have no idea what they even mean. Demsocs tend to be heavy on the welfare state and think you can solve wage inequality by just taxing rich people enough.

Social democrats > democratic socialists

not in power level.

socialist > demsoc > socdem > libtard

the virgin socialist vs the chad tankie.

from my understanding of socialism, coming exclusively from message boards, is that communism is a method to achieve a solution not a goal in itself.

In practice, they're basically the exact same, but honest socdems are more likely to get shit done and don't have to go to bat to defend trainwrecks like Vuvuzela.

How is Venezuela a trainwreck?

... are you being serious right now? They have nearly Zimbabwe levels of hyper-inflation, their state owned oil company is a mess, their idiot presidente is turning into a violent dictator, and shitloads of people are fleeing the country to Colombia in search for jobs and stability.

Uh, yikes.

so what you are saying is there will be a steady supply of yola for the coming years as there is plenty of surplus labor for the harvest

They have nearly Zimbabwe levels of hyper-inflation,

Happens when you fight bankers. They don’t like it when you challenge them.

their state owned oil company is a mess,

Oil prices are down. No surprise there.

their idiot presidente is turning into a violent dictator who's trying to create his own meme cryptocurrency, and

[Citation needed]

shitloads of people are fleeing the country to Colombia in search for jobs and stability.

No surprise capitalists are fleeing. Not everyone wants the 99% to succeed.

lol you're unironically retarded.

baited

I'd love to hear how you think the (((bankers))) are forcing Maduro to print too much money.

Are you serious? 3 million refugees (the biggest ever in the Americas) and over 150 killed and 15,000 injured during the protests. Not to mention people not having food and medicine and shit. Fucking utopia eh

Name a single way it isn't a trainwreck.

Its resemblance to a train wreck is from being on the receiving end of economic and political cold and many times not so cold war in terms of embargo, sabotage and internal collusion as the Venezuelan bourgeoisie, the conceited liberal youth (guarimberos) and the gringos team up, like they've done for decades in all of the colonies.

Blind fucking yanks lol

So I'm totally correct and it looks exactly like a trainwreck, huh. It was looking pretty nice before they decided to make it a socialist utopia. Of course this is everybodys fault except the utopian morons.

People literally farm online gold in games and that makes them good money. Aka runesxape and probably wow.

TBF people have been doing that for decades.

You are either the most dedicated troll on this website or the largest dumbass here and I can't fucking figure it out.

Maybe it’s not or?

Jesus fuck, this is horrible bait even got you.

How could it “get” me?

Typo

you're slipping

They couldn’t pull their dicks out of their crappy oil.

In practice, they're basically the exact same,

yikes, imagine unironically saying this.

Dem Socs are actual socialists who want to nationalize everything and have a planned economy, Soc Dems are like Nordic countries who want a strong welfare state but generally keep their markets pretty open

According to the Wikipedia article, Democratic Socialists are for decentralized economic planning as opposed to the central planning of the Soviet Union.

Democratic socialism is a political philosophy that advocates political democracy alongside social ownership of the means of production[1] with an emphasis on self-management and democratic management of economic institutions within a market or some form of decentralized planned socialist economy. ~ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democratic_socialism

They aren't actual socialists.

An actual socialist is whoever society looks at and thinks, "that is a socialist."

AOC can be my succubus succdem ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️🤩🤩😫😫😫

It’s hilarious that Republicans calling everyone “socialist” mead to a large spread in support for “socialism” by making them think wanting the policies of West Germany is “socialist.”

Right, when the democrats, republicans and center really just want the government to control private corporations without "owning" the means of production. I wonder what the name is for that idea.....

Demsocs tend to be heavy on the welfare state and think you can solve wage inequality by just taxing rich people enough.

This is social democracy.

Democractic socialism is also just known as a socialism, which involves all the retarded shit we know from history.

Yeah my bad, I mean socdem

A succdem is essentially anyone willing to compromise with capitalists in any way. Because of this, everyone is a succdem, except maybe tankies.

Tankies (to them) are the biggest succ Dems they’re analysis of the Soviet Union is that it’s social democracy gone wrong. The resident Tankies probably disagree

What's funny is, as a succdem I prefer historical tankies (the rational kind, not the Maoist freakshows) over whatever it is that the chapos want. Say what you will about Stalin and Deng, the Thermidorian reaction is a good thing.

Wtf is a succdem? A succubus democrat? Via socialist democrat? Fucking gay like “libtard”

Succdem is a prejorative for Social Democrat

Good, people shouldnt try to pursue what a small Nordic nation does by a country thats almost like 2 orders of magnitude in population, different races and such

perjorative?

they think a good succ is a bad thing?

Yes. They are also homophobes which is why they are always asking for pics of hogs. So they can look at pics of man- junk and call you a fag.

Everyone on the left whom a particular leftist dislikes is a "succdem".

Homophobic slur tbqhwy

You forgot to put something about hogs.

OP should've just put a tiny picture of a pig in the corner

And praxxis

He included the exact amount they actually allow.

dude post hog lmao

They always delete dick pics when people fulfill the hog request. That's the most annoying part for me. It's like the "eyes bigger than your stomach" thing. You requested hog, take the fucking hog.

that virgin pos twas a troll from cumtown

It still got a ton of upvotes and dozens of chapocels agreeing.

yes whoever did it is the equivilent of trump seeing the opportunity for running with republican party. im simply in awe.

Do you happen to have a link to the post? I would love to peruse the comments.

the virgin post or the person on cumtown admitting it was their troll?

The first one but I wouldn’t be upset to see both

idk google it

related /r/drama thread

follow-up CTH thread

Bonus: If you look through the deleted comments in the follow-up thread, Chapotards get mad at him for using "retarded" as an insult.

Thank you SO much! I really appreciate this :D

I mean, can't we all agree that we shouldn't be making fun of virgins?

Are we going to stop making fun of fat people, stupid people, ugly people, crazy people, furries, weaboos, chapos or any other mockable group?

Virgin is usually something you tack onto other insults, it doesn't really have much substance on its own. 'Ha ha you don't have sex', where do you go from there? With fat people you can talk about how they can't do physical tasks or they break things they sit on, or their inability to accept biological reality or a million other fat related things.

Yeah, indeed, ideally people wouldn't make of any of those groups as far as I'm concerned.

is five posts on the front page about chapotraphouse in the /r/drama starterpack

CHAPO DID A THING

"drama"

proceeds to link the entire thread like a faggot

instant snoozepost material tbh.

Ed coping as soon as chapo is mentioned

😴😴😴

coping

for a bunch of autistic tankie fags

kek

Can you like not use himophobic language? Thanks sweetie. 😘

sweetie

sweaty*

newfags smh

SWEAT IS THE NATURAL ODER OF WOMEN YOU BIGOT. 😡😠😒

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There is a reason that you are the pasta connoisseur Ed.

ed your lowkey agenda posting isn't fooling anyone

SEETHING 😂😂😂

it's like how Irelands entire national identity is based on hating Britain, and Britain forgets Ireland exists

lol at chapo not caring about anything

LMAO at thinking a sub that is supposed to be about a podcast but brigades everything under the sun suddenly doesn't care about stuff being said about them.

Chapo is a sub for a podcast. Drama is a meta sub. There shouldn't be ANY threads about Drama in CTH. CTH is a notorious shithole that gets bussyblasted by the rest of Reddit, not just Drama.

Your sub is fucking cancer and you should invest in Ropetech Ltd.

Japanese bondage is sexy 👌

Making a starter pack with several full sentences instead of just pics is the "mad" starter pack too

MDE and GreatAwakening are banned, and SRD is much less active than it once was. So yeah.

not our fault CTH are 1000% lulzcows

I mean this is reddit. Most of the communities are filled with spergs.

But I didn't have to tell you that.

a

This but unironically

There is no way that the bottom left happened , I refuse to believe it...

It did but the post is deleted now I think.

The cum town ep where they read this post is still in my top 5 podcast episodes ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flKqu883hS8

Is that what the podcast is always like? Those guys are painfully unfunny and that audio quality is straight dogshit. Arent they one of the highest earning patreons out there? How do they not have proper audio equipment?

The audio is normally way less shitty, there's a few episodes where Stav handles the audio levels instead of Nick, and the sound quality takes a stark nosedive once touched by his fat, Greek fingertips.

But if you think this sort of thing is painfully unfunny then it's probably not for you. Me, I live for the pure, highbrow fare of shit like "What if instead of Bane his name was Brain and he keeps trying to suck Batman's dick." and "Animal crackers? That's what I call mixed race people."

I find it hilarious but take a step back when the comment the chapo guys. Only been listening to clips for a couple weeks.

Comedy is so fucked right now. You've either got woke garbage made for claps and not laughs or this wacky shit where they joke about sucking their own dad's cocks and giggle like stoned teens for an hour.

It's why I stockpiled like 40 gigabytes of 20 year old howard stern show episodes and listen to that instead.

t. Boomer

That’s an entire hour, where do they read the post?

Literally 30 seconds in

I legit skipped past that cause I figured it would be in the middle or something, thx

Hahaha we take leftism and make it low humor because we the bad boys of socialism.

🤔

Melts down over being called a tranny

Lol.

IT IS MA'AM

CALL ME SIR ONE MORE TIME AND WE CAN GO OUT BACK AND I WILL SHOW YOU A SIR

that was a subtle threat of anal rape, right?

it's not rape if you want it

Macho Ma'am Randy Savage

Best meme character nickname since Trigglypuff.

I like to think it's just one guy out there who comes up with all the nicknames for meme characters. One day he shall be revealed and win the Nobel prize for literature.

Tranny Savage*

Trandy Savage sounds better

The names are always my favourite bit of the sperg out videos

One day he shall be revealed

plot twist.

it's qanon

AIDS Skrillex still the GOAT.

Carl the Cuck

Nah, Cuck Norris

Nah, Skrillex is already AIDS skrillex.

Well I am writing a book so your dream may yet come true.

I thought cuck norris was better than either.

Um sweetie the revolution will be conducted by people with crippling social anxiety who post about mean words on twitter.

They’re honest to god talking about Louis C.K. “punching down” because he’s making fun of the parkland kids. What happened to “the dirtbag left”?

the bag had a hole in it

Is there any actual group for the low humor side of leftism? Like an actual dirtbag left instead of the chappies take on being “definitely dirtbags and not opposed to any form of harsh humor”

r/drama

/r/Cumtown is the closest

Since when was Bernie a Strasserist?

check out this guy who lives in a world where words have meaning

pfft

Everyone without a reparations plan that taxes whitey is a strasserist now.

This starter pack sucks lul

U suck

No u suc

no U suc

“Corporations support open borders so they can exploit people from third world countries, which is why we need open borders.”

this but unironically

How does this work unironically?

As it does right now in the Western World?

growth on paper neoliberalcel

says the heroin addict on an iphone and broadband wifi.

wrong. im a sugar addict living in my mums basement.

Yes, growth of the dick being rammed up taxpayers' and low-wage workers asses

When corporations exploit third world workers, we get lower prices. there’s other problems that come as a result but if you consider the former more important then it works

“Corporations support open borders which is why we need to brutalize fellow workers for being of the wrong nationality”

fellow workers

We both know you don't have a job, pal

I wish I didn’t, fuck jobs

This is why you'll never amount to anything in life tbh

libtard owned

Checking the trust fund balance 5x daily is a lotta work fam

Fucking what

B R U T A L I Z E

"How do you do, fellow workers?"

Post your hands, if they don't look like this then shut the fuck up with that 'fellow worker' crap.

Destroying any chance of creating meaningful revolution in your region to big up guatemalans

Big yikes

so i guess you’re kind of retarded

Thinking western workers will ever vote for immigration programs that fuck them over to big up foreigners based on some vague artificial notion that they're both "workers", or that a socialist movement or revolution without them has any chance of creating meaningful change.

Double big yikes.

A retarded fascist giving advice on establishing socialism

Fuck off back to Chapo.

What's a chud and why does chapo hate bernie?

Cause AOC booty

Not a bad reason

Chud is a refrence to an old movie monster. They use chud because they think other slurs are oppressing minorities

Funny how fragile these fucks are

When the red white and blue terror (heh epic reference to red terror clever me!) starts the proles will kill them so fast

And the great part is that the CHUDs are homeless people, so it's actually problematic AND unwoke

It's like an insult but not offensive. The far right uses many insults, like 'faggot', 'nigger', 'dunecoon', 'kike', 'heeb', 'sandnigger', 'soyboy', 'cuck', 'NPC', 'Pajeet', 'libtard', 'goatfucker', 'cuckservative', 'mudslime' etc. but those are all quite offensive to marginalized communities, and so the far left cannot use them.

Half of those insults sound like Goosebumps villains, cringe af

Still waiting for R.L. to come out with Night of the Nigger.

I mean the internet ones no one says in real life lmao

95% of those insults are comedic insults, often meant to troll libtards epic style. Only the slowest magatard would use them cincerily irl.

They hate Bernie for not being left enough.

You're allowed to exagerate in a starterpack. You dont have to be so perfectly accurate.

No kidding. Literally nothing here was hyperbole. If anything was measured truth. Harumph, I come here for gross mischaracterizations, not careful facts.

This should be a group project. I have pics of them relentlessly mass-trolling a transwoman for days, accusing her of being anti-trans (she was a Clinton centrist). And outlining the strategic master plan for taking out the Democratic party.

This has explained to me wtf the chapos are better than anything before it.

I still don't know what a chapo is, but I want to burn it with fire.

From what I've gathered a chapo is a spineless communist who hates everyone and everything that is not 100% communist.

I don't get it.

Post hog for praxis

Post your bussy or get out OUT OUT!

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Laffin that even this theoretical diagram of intersectionality doesn't pretend wealth is included

Communism would be a great way to combat obesity epidemic tho

🤣🤣🤣

To give the commies credit, they eventually figured out how to create a system advanced enough to deliver potatoes to its people.

What they never figured out, and what eventually killed them, is they never figured out how to deliver microwaves and blue jeans to their people.

Repost but also fuck cth

God these people are always so ass ugly

DAE commies good?

Imagine having a job, a family, land, and a home and thinking abolishing private property is a good thing.

Instead of having nice things and spending your life moving up in the world, everyone gets confined to a shitty 700 sq ft government apartment and barely lives on bread. But hey, free healthcare amirite

700 sq ft

Lul, very optimistic, how about two or three families living in a single 5 by 5 metres room, maybe with some cloth dividers.

Imagine having a job, a family, land, and a home and thinking abolishing private property is a good thing.

Well the problem is they don't have any of that stuff to lose.

This isn't that funny tbh

I honestly felt a little bad about the 28 year old virgin’s plea to not make fun of 28 year old virgins.

I don't recognize any of the people at the top, help me out.

Is that virgin post an actual legitimate post?

I recognize Bernie and AlexandREEEa Ocasio-Cortez, but who are the other people?

That shirt tho.

ITT r/whoosh

You guys seem mad.

Post hog.

Chapo tranny COPE

How am I coping?

Mentally ill man, there arent any actual female leftists.

Mentally ill man

says the r/drama poster

Hahaha

HOG

LMFAO!!

Honestly, you can't even come up with your own jokes. Pathetic.

I don't see you doing it.

Post your open taint wound

I have a dick.

No asking to post hog 0/10 try again

What the fuck even is cthouse anyways

dude

hog

lmao

You forgot the septum piercing.

Forgot: "Fragile white _____"

Does anyone have that virgin post?

Someone should make one for this shit subreddit. Would be some hot Cheetos and virginity

Degenerate faggots

Chapotards are scum and should all be thrown in a pit with the alt rightoids to fight to the death for our amusement.

x post this to r/starterpacks for extra drama