Dictionary.com sniffed too much glue

1  2018-12-31 by SageKnows

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homosexuals reproduce by raping kids

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Snappy bringing the truth-bombs.

I feel bad for comedians in current year. Also, lol @ this tweet from Dictionary.com https://twitter.com/dictionarycom/status/1049803028830871554

I feel bad for comedians in current year. Also, lol @ this tweet

>feeling bad for (((Hollywood))) joke-tellers

feeling

It's over for feel-cels

Glad to see you're starting to understand the Noble Truths

It's also okay to use "he" as a generic pronoun, as even a cursory glance at the English literary corpus from Beowulf onward would tell you. In fact, this is what all Indo-European languages do since times immemorial. Unlike with "they", which sometimes creates confusion and stunts the transfer of information, and can potentially make you think the person referred to has schizophrenia orโ„and tapeworms, the only thing you risk when using "he" as unmarked pronoun is offending ContraPoints.

But seriously, don't those people realise that addressing "non-binary" feefees as the reason to use singular "they" undermines their filthy prescriptivist agenda?

Y'all

smh

But he is oppressive and myh patriarchy and privileges

Yes, that's the good parts version of why you would want to.

I have new appreciation for my native language that has the same pronoun for a person of any gender

๐Ÿค”

Cool! What language is that?

๐Ÿค”

Bengali

How progressive. Hey, side note, how many rapes are done in a day over there when not shitting in the street?

They'd tell you, but they were eaten by a tiger of indeterminate gender.

It's over for Ganges Deltacels

It's really over for street-shitter-cells

It ain't rape cuz it's not in the law.

implying rapes of untouchables count for shit

That is true but not because of faggots

Yep, "they" as a singular pronoun is indeed attested very early, English pronouns kinda have the tendency to get messed up - this is how English ended with the originally plural "you" entirely displacing "thou"; this is not something bad, language "evolution" is always chaotic and unpredictable, like everything that involves human factors. But "they" as a singular unmarked pronoun was always marginal in usage (that doesn't mean "incorrect" or "bad", of course), aside of several local dialects where it was the norm, and it started to gain prominence a couple of years ago through people engaged in ideological shenanigans actively forcing it on the internet. Much like "y'all".

i donโ€™t care shuttup lol

ok man pls no bully tho ๐Ÿ˜

What are u a linquist autist?

Sorta. I usually contain my autism but I'm drnk as fuck right now.

Is ok bb have a good time ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—

Woketards culturally appropriating "y'all" from Southerners makes me very sad because now I can't say "y'all" online anymore without branding myself as one

I'd say keep on using it and don't pay attention to them; this trend will inevitably become "problematic" in the long term (everything does), so they'll switch to something else.

Yep. Perfectly normal part of my speech that i have to cut out online not to look mentally retarded.

But "they" as a singular unmarked pronoun was always marginal in usage[...].

Not really true; the singular they was historically used pretty frequently in an interchangeable manner with the gender-neutral he, becoming marginal later on as prescriptivist 18-19th century grammarians preferred the usage of the gender-neutral he.

Well this is at least better than trying to force LatinX slang onto Spanish speakers...

DIOS MIO!!! TU ARE NOW LISTENZINGG TO LA RAZA LA RAZA on uno y cero y tres!!

DIXS MIX!!! TU ARE NOW LISTENZINGG TO LX (XL? Just L?) RAZX L (Wait, that sounds like El) LX RAZX on unx y cerx y tres!!

Reading public twitter makes me realize how stupid a plurality of the people are.

Divine absolute monarchies when?

The dictionary is virtue signaling now. 2019 is going to be amazing.

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Oh yes yes yes

"Vegan(ish)" why are these fuckers incapable of ever actually living by their own moronic ideals. They fuck up being a cunt they are that retarded.

I'm only using singular they in this sub now and it's gunna be great.

Bunch of pussies. Didn't even have the balls to @ him.

Twitter has somehow found a way to produce the worst case of confirmation bias that I have ever seen.

It is mind-boggling that a website exists that is so putrid as to create such moronic individuals.

The 200 word limit means that autism is in a concentrate form. Its like autism-juice if you may.

I use "they" all the time when talking about people whom I don't know very well- even if I know their gender.

But I don't do this because of some political shit lmao, I do it because most other languages (including mine) treat plural pronouns as a sign of respect, and I gotta respect people I don't know very well.

So I'm kinda afraid some virgin retard who cares about this shit will start berating me for being an es jey doubleyou, or some feminist retard will compliment me on my progressiveness when that wasn't my intention to begin with.

wow an actual effort post. I as a native speaker find it weird to refer to someone as "they" because of some gender stuff. Thankfully we have "you" when we are talking directly to someone, but if you speak about someone else then yeah, its usually he or she. I never used they tho to refer to singular person.

I think it may be a regional thing. I've met people who say "they" is fine (and I'm pretty confident they weren't saying so to be progressive or whatever), but I know that the folks who do the SATs don't accept any of that singular they crap.

Or maybe I'm just full of shit, who knows.

Don't listen to them, they don't know what they're talking about.

Why the fuck does Dictionary.com need to get involved in this shit? What could they possibly gain from this?

The benefit is people remembering they exist. Google defines words in the search results these days, so dictionary.com is probably starving for clicks, and will take whatever they can get.

LouREE CK.

They as a singular has unironically historically been used as a singular pronoun,normally for subjects of indeterminate gender or to show respect. It's only recently it's interchangeability with he has become a political issue.