I'm not even sure what your point is. Yeah I'd rather sleep with a dakimakura of my waifu Renge-chan than with some random 3D slut but that doesn't mean I'm desperate, it's the opposite, it implies that I have standards.

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You’d become numb to the pain eventually.

Kaffirs deserve it. Shubhanallah

It's kafir, not kaffir.

No one cares nerd.

As a mad man who casteh firebrands, arrows, and death, So is the man that deceiveth his neighbor, and saith, Am I not in sport?

relateable, but the reason I'm going to hell is my being a poweruser of this sub

Are you a "power user"? The bar is so much lower than I ever could have thought.

> momruepari fitting under a bar

(would fit in over in this metaphor bae)

The fat rolls would flop over, at least

The first step to sobriety is admitting you have a problem

You’re a power bottom aren’t you?

I'm only here for Dawah.

hell looks kind of awesome here tbh

As a Catholic, I got one thing to say to you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCZdpN8NrsA

As a fellow Catholic...hey, bb.

This is just the start for dramacels. You might cry going in, but you'll be overjoyed when Satan brings out the cancelled kink.com MAGAFUCKMACHINE MK ULTRA III complete with magical shaping dildo that feels like stone.

What were you gonna do in Heaven anyway? Get raped by your childhood priest again? That's old stuff and not fun anymore.

BRING IT ON

what the fuck is this sweaty gamer shit you fucking nerd

You misspelt "Welcome to heaven brave crusader!"

The downside to being an atheist is you don't get to have ridiculous fantasies of being proven right after you die. The upside is not believing a literal kiddy-diddler is the last prophet of the one true God. 😂😂😂

Cry more kafir.

Another downside of being an atheist is having to lug around that MASSIVE BRAIN filled with useless highly-cultural anime porn and /r/atheism shitposts. Must be exhausting destroying us theist on an intellectual and physical level so many times a day.

Honestly, I don’t know how you do it.

It's very easy since you're so dumb and easily riled up.

You should have played along and kept it going, man. I’m going to need to see more melodrama.

The correct verb isn't "disrespect," it's "insult." You insult Islam.

Yeah, that's fine and all, but is that usurper Abu Bakr in it? I'm going to write an angry letter to St. Pete if he let that guy in.

Why does Hell have Marble Arch and St. Paul's cathedral? Are you sure that's not just post-apocalyptic London that's been overwhelmed with lava?

Use the right verb. You insult Islam.