Oh god. I assumed rich people fucked 10 year old sex slaves not WHALES! I mean they probably do both but motherfucking whales ? ! Just... Happy new years I guess
Tried ro join a secret Maori Whale Fucking club but the discrimination against elderly, bearded, Tagalog speaking white men, which runs rampant in New Zealand, caused them to mistake me for a well known tech personality, and i was soundly thrashed. Tried on my own and failed.
All you have to be accepted in NZ is not mention lord of the rings and have an insatiable desire to fuck sheep. Poor anti virus man just got the species wrong
A random anime avi on twitter convinced him to let her on as a campaign consultant. She thought it was important for representation purposes that he have an anime avi too. Twitter thread
Nobody ever complains though about that kid in ancient Greece who was drowning until a dolphin rescued him, but it turned out that the dolphin was actually just grooming him for a sexual relationship. At least that's how I remember the story going.
How about that woman who lived with the dolphin and gave it handies. Then she left him and he killed himself by staying at the bottom and refusing to come up for air.
I listened to a dollop episode about that poor dolphin. It's handlers kept feeding him LSD too, the poor bastard. Imagine being held captive in a bath tub whilst some new age hippy scientist and his wife drugged you and sexed you up in the name science, no wonder he decided to end it all.
There was a guy who got 2 million dollars to study dolphins at Nasa in the 70's to try to teach them to communicate with aliens. They isolated one of the males and he got lonely and kept getting handjobs from a female assistant there. The guy in charge went nuts on drugs and thought the Earth Control Coincidence Office was aliens taking over earth and all the dolphins lived in dismal abusive conditions and died. Government money well spent!
It's 100% real. I watched a documentary about it all and the handie dolphin girl but I can't remember the name. But look this guy up and you should find a lot of weird shit. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_C._Lilly
So, like, I know nothing about this person except he runs a shit anti-virus company. Is he legitimately fucking with people or did his account, ironically, get hacked and they're embarrassing him?
He's like The Most Interesting Man in the World, if The Most Interesting Man in the World was a paranoid shitposting sociopath who probably had his paramilitary goons murder his neighbor in Belize before fleeing to Miami in the most unnecessarily complex and theatrical manner possible.
One thing I remember of him was that in 2012, he was suspected of killing his neighbour when he was living in Belize and proceeded to flee the country. I remember watching some live interview of him claiming that the police would kill him if they found him. The interview was tense where claimed he was doing the interview while hiding under a truck. The prime minister of Belize even called him a lunatic lmao.
He had this drug lab set up there in Belize and he would get slutty femayo chemistry students to come down there and help him in his quest to isolate the most effective compound out of all the bath salts. And then they would finally start to get creeped out and realize there's something wrong with the situation when he goes into a paranoid rage and murders his neighbor.
But remember: Never slutshame a young woman. That's the worst possible thing you could do to her.
Although like a pussy he backed down from eating his dick
This is an amazing old man. He seems to be sane though
"Do you think it's wise poking at a man who you not only believe kills people, but who is the legendary technologist who can find anyone, anywhere? Just curious."
"Do I appear to be a one-off guy? I used to sacrifice infants when I lived in Cincinnati. It aroused me. The sex with women after was hot! I dont remember how I started or why I quit. After many babies disappeared and police reports stacked up I quit. Dont know why I'm confessing."
You also forgot that it is rumored he has a shit fetish, which included paying prostitutes to shit in his mouth, and somehow he was fucked up on drugs and booze in Tenn, fired at the cops that were chasing him, and somehow just got immediately released.
Mcafee is basically the personification of Ron Paul liebertardian Reddit, before Reddit became infatuated with commies and bearded ladies. He’s a rich neck beard tech bro atheist who does drugs, is a pedophile and has other disturbing fetishes
He founded a decent antivirus and sold it and (indirectly) his name. Afterward it all went to hell and since then McAfee has used the big piles of money he got from to sale to go on various misadventures such as attempting to get the libertarian nomination for president.
He sold his software company during the first dot com bubble and has been an eccentric millionaire since then. After he was accused of murder, his house was raided and it was learned that he a laboratory set up to design/synthesize/test new designer drugs and posting his results to the bluelight drug-forums.
Whale fucking. No joke. Each year, on Feb 1st, in the Molokai Channel, a few men compete in the world's only whale fucking contest. Humpback whales are easy to fuck- for a second or less. World record: 31 seconds. I competed once. Almost got my ribs crushed. Stick with Ostriches.
He did back in the early 1990s but then he hyped some virus, claiming it would destroy the world, and it turned out to be a non-event and he was a laughing stock. It's kind of funny how that's been scrubbed from his wikipedia page. Really makes you THINK 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔????
He sold it decades ago for hundreds of millions of dollars, started weird yoga retreats, lose almost all of his money in 2008, moved to Belize, took over a town and turned it into this pseudo cartel town, moved some scientist with a PhD down to research chemicals from the rainforest, drugged and raped her, murdered his neighbour over a dog, fled the country, was going to be charged, faked a heart attack which resulted in him not being charged, meaning that he had to be extradited to the US, then ran for president.
mcafee is a laff but i just hope that the old man isn't down to his last million in the form of some shitcoins.
[his chocolate queen](twitter.com/theemrsmcafee) also just went in on some pathetic facesoflinux britcel for insinuating they were fucking without putting a LOL or a J/K (just kidding - for those who aren't in the know)
mcafee is a laff but i just hope that the old man isn't down to his last million in the form of some shitcoins.
his chocolate queen also just went in on some pathetic facesoflinux britcel for insinuating they were fucking without putting a LOL or a J/K (just kidding - for those who aren't in the know)
And it was at this moment that he looked into the soft eyes of John McAfee, and realized that he was really looking into the eyes of the next president of the United States of America.
McAfee did some wacky podcasts with Joe Rogan some years ago while in the midst of his Belize and Bathsalts saga. He’s out of his tree and I recommend a listen just for the lolz.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-01-01
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1 aX10mAt1CaL1Y 2019-01-01
1 jailbot2 2019-01-01
John McAfee just blew the lid off the secret cabal of elite whalefuckers.
1 911roofer 2019-01-01
The Japanese aren't killing those whales they capture...
1 Redactor0 2019-01-01
They're just doing "scientific research" 😏.
1 otherwiseyep 2019-01-01
They make them do an*me
1 UsedTree 2019-01-01
Oh god. I assumed rich people fucked 10 year old sex slaves not WHALES! I mean they probably do both but motherfucking whales ? ! Just... Happy new years I guess
1 freet0 2019-01-01
you mean besides your dad?
1 aX10mAt1CaL1Y 2019-01-01
No u
1 froibo 2019-01-01
This is why I only shit post anonymously
Also, not have friends.
1 sokolovey 2019-01-01
Vote McAfee 2020
1 ComedicSans 2019-01-01
As a New Zealander, what in fuck is he talking about? Hahahahaha.
1 Redactor0 2019-01-01
This is the Claas Relotius version of your country.
1 ComedicSans 2019-01-01
In all honesty, I don't think he'd be allowed to visit NZ. All that shit that went down in Belize would mean he fails the character requirements.
1 ArtisanalCollabo 2019-01-01
All you have to be accepted in NZ is not mention lord of the rings and have an insatiable desire to fuck sheep. Poor anti virus man just got the species wrong
1 Atheistsomalipirate 2019-01-01
Can you repeat that again?
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2019-01-01
His Twitter pic is from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. This is peak human.
1 automatic_cluck 2019-01-01
Never saw a twatter header so baldly done like this one. The pseudo-intellectual text is the best part.
1 Power_Incarnate 2019-01-01
Why does John McAfee have a JoJo character in his twitter?
1 carkidd3242 2019-01-01
It's part of his presidental campaign.
1 cmakk1012 2019-01-01
Respect Old Joseph by calling him by his name
smdh @ kids
1 Power_Incarnate 2019-01-01
Weeb
Also I just call him best Joestar
1 cmakk1012 2019-01-01
fucking weeb
but u right
1 Pistachiothenut 2019-01-01
That isn't Gappy
1 LeBronJamesFuckMe 2019-01-01
That isn’t Jotaro
1 PM_ME_UR_NIPPLES_BAE 2019-01-01
that aint johnny
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-01-01
drugs
1 Grundylow 2019-01-01
A random anime avi on twitter convinced him to let her on as a campaign consultant. She thought it was important for representation purposes that he have an anime avi too. Twitter thread
1 ToTheNintieth 2019-01-01
How had I never heard of this glorious shitposter
1 Redactor0 2019-01-01
Nobody ever complains though about that kid in ancient Greece who was drowning until a dolphin rescued him, but it turned out that the dolphin was actually just grooming him for a sexual relationship. At least that's how I remember the story going.
1 transoceanicdeath 2019-01-01
How about that woman who lived with the dolphin and gave it handies. Then she left him and he killed himself by staying at the bottom and refusing to come up for air.
1 UsedTree 2019-01-01
I just posted about her butI forgot that part. lol
1 sirvaldov 2019-01-01
I listened to a dollop episode about that poor dolphin. It's handlers kept feeding him LSD too, the poor bastard. Imagine being held captive in a bath tub whilst some new age hippy scientist and his wife drugged you and sexed you up in the name science, no wonder he decided to end it all.
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-01-01
Usually for that treatment you gotta pay extra
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2019-01-01
I wish I were that dolphin
1 UsedTree 2019-01-01
There was a guy who got 2 million dollars to study dolphins at Nasa in the 70's to try to teach them to communicate with aliens. They isolated one of the males and he got lonely and kept getting handjobs from a female assistant there. The guy in charge went nuts on drugs and thought the Earth Control Coincidence Office was aliens taking over earth and all the dolphins lived in dismal abusive conditions and died. Government money well spent!
Then someone turned it into a Sega Genisis game.
1 Redactor0 2019-01-01
This would sound implausible except for
and now I don't even know what to believe.
1 UsedTree 2019-01-01
It's 100% real. I watched a documentary about it all and the handie dolphin girl but I can't remember the name. But look this guy up and you should find a lot of weird shit. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_C._Lilly
1 otherwiseyep 2019-01-01
In the 1970s Jews had afros
1 preserved_fish 2019-01-01
You're making me wish I still had my Dreamcast and Eco: Defender of the Future. That game was nutso.
1 charming_tatum 2019-01-01
Dreamcast is probably my favorite system of all time mainly because it had so many Streetfighter games and other great fighting games
1 preserved_fish 2019-01-01
Definitely spent a few semesters playing a lot of the first Soulcalibur.
1 MasterLawlzism 2019-01-01
Coprophiliac Daddy is pretty Based.
1 automatic_cluck 2019-01-01
Satan, plz make it happen.
1 Ardvarkeating101 2019-01-01
So, like, I know nothing about this person except he runs a shit anti-virus company. Is he legitimately fucking with people or did his account, ironically, get hacked and they're embarrassing him?
1 Anarcho_Autism 2019-01-01
He's like The Most Interesting Man in the World, if The Most Interesting Man in the World was a paranoid shitposting sociopath who probably had his paramilitary goons murder his neighbor in Belize before fleeing to Miami in the most unnecessarily complex and theatrical manner possible.
He also invented Macafee Antivirus software.
1 Ardvarkeating101 2019-01-01
And we're only now making posts about him?!??!?!?!?!?
1 NatieB 2019-01-01
He's had some greatest hits posted here
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/search?q=mcafee
1 Pinksister 2019-01-01
I didn't hear about the neighbor thing, is that legit? I do remember he got underage Mexican girls to piss in his mouth or something like that.
1 Anarcho_Autism 2019-01-01
Belizean government was too poor to conduct a proper forensic investigation, but all evidence points to Mcafee orchestrating the hit.
SHIT. SHIT IN HIS MOUTH.
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-01-01
That's only a very small part of his life. He started McAfee antivirus but quit in 1994.
Nowadays he is most known for doing shit tons of drugs, making crazy videos like this one shitting on McAfee antivirus and shilling cryptocurrencies. Although like a pussy he backed down from eating his dick [(https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1071395711244267525).
One thing I remember of him was that in 2012, he was suspected of killing his neighbour when he was living in Belize and proceeded to flee the country. I remember watching some live interview of him claiming that the police would kill him if they found him. The interview was tense where claimed he was doing the interview while hiding under a truck. The prime minister of Belize even called him a lunatic lmao.
Check out this video for more: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9ywgxbGEZ8&t=4s
1 Ardvarkeating101 2019-01-01
Holy shit! Fuck /u/xNotch, let’s make this guy a mod
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-01-01
Check out this thread from classic r/drama: https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/3q4byw/classic_john_mcafee_antivirus_creator_trolls_drug/
1 Ardvarkeating101 2019-01-01
This a day for revelations, and it hasn’t even been an hour yet
1 Redactor0 2019-01-01
He had this drug lab set up there in Belize and he would get slutty femayo chemistry students to come down there and help him in his quest to isolate the most effective compound out of all the bath salts. And then they would finally start to get creeped out and realize there's something wrong with the situation when he goes into a paranoid rage and murders his neighbor.
But remember: Never slutshame a young woman. That's the worst possible thing you could do to her.
1 Finaldude 2019-01-01
are there any videos of that live interview?
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-01-01
It's a looong time ago, but it may have been this one: https://www.wired.com/2012/11/john-mcafee-audio-interview/
https://www.wired.com/2012/11/john-mcafee-audio-interview/
1 Finaldude 2019-01-01
thanks!
1 ConfuseTheJews 2019-01-01
This is an amazing old man. He seems to be sane though
1 Pinksister 2019-01-01
What the fuuuuck...
1 JustStopDude 2019-01-01
You also forgot that it is rumored he has a shit fetish, which included paying prostitutes to shit in his mouth, and somehow he was fucked up on drugs and booze in Tenn, fired at the cops that were chasing him, and somehow just got immediately released.
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-01-01
Wouldn't be surprised at any of that. He's a train wreck held together by drugs, money and sex. I want to be him when I'm old.
1 number_11310 2019-01-01
Amen.
1 ArtisanalCollabo 2019-01-01
Mcafee is basically the personification of Ron Paul liebertardian Reddit, before Reddit became infatuated with commies and bearded ladies. He’s a rich neck beard tech bro atheist who does drugs, is a pedophile and has other disturbing fetishes
1 BlessThisBussy 2019-01-01
This comment has more effort put into it than this post 👌
1 Phantom_Engineer 2019-01-01
He founded a decent antivirus and sold it and (indirectly) his name. Afterward it all went to hell and since then McAfee has used the big piles of money he got from to sale to go on various misadventures such as attempting to get the libertarian nomination for president.
1 charming_tatum 2019-01-01
Theres a pretty good Netflix doc on him for the perspective of a journalist who lived with him in the Caribbean
1 Ardvarkeating101 2019-01-01
Awesome, what’s it called?
1 charming_tatum 2019-01-01
Gringo: The Dangerous life of John McAfee
1 psychoticmoderation 2019-01-01
He sold his software company during the first dot com bubble and has been an eccentric millionaire since then. After he was accused of murder, his house was raided and it was learned that he a laboratory set up to design/synthesize/test new designer drugs and posting his results to the bluelight drug-forums.
then there's this video he made: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKgf5PaBzyg
1 Ranilen 2019-01-01
For anyone out of the loop:
John McAfee, June 23, 2018
1 froibo 2019-01-01
That just leaves more questions.
1 Ranilen 2019-01-01
McAfee 4 Prez
1 ineed750bucks 2019-01-01
You, peasantcel:
Moi, an intelectual:
1 BriefSquirt 2019-01-01
Frenchcels raus raus raus
1 e-guy 2019-01-01
should go back to r/DeuxRama, where they belong! 😤
1 BriefSquirt 2019-01-01
das stimmt
1 ConfuseTheJews 2019-01-01
This but unironically
1 Redactor0 2019-01-01
In the old days, crazy people just claimed they had been in secret to-the-death martial arts tournaments. What a world we live in now.
1 PDaviss 2019-01-01
He really wants to fuck a whale. And the fact he knows so much about this club either means he has found a master troll or the weirdest group
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-01-01
lmao how is this guy not a mod
1 parduscat 2019-01-01
Is this the guy who makes virus protection software or is it an unfortunate (for the company, not him) case of "no relation".
1 HatSimulatorOfficial 2019-01-01
This is the guy.
1 Redactor0 2019-01-01
He did back in the early 1990s but then he hyped some virus, claiming it would destroy the world, and it turned out to be a non-event and he was a laughing stock. It's kind of funny how that's been scrubbed from his wikipedia page. Really makes you THINK 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔????
1 Hemingwavy 2019-01-01
He sold it decades ago for hundreds of millions of dollars, started weird yoga retreats, lose almost all of his money in 2008, moved to Belize, took over a town and turned it into this pseudo cartel town, moved some scientist with a PhD down to research chemicals from the rainforest, drugged and raped her, murdered his neighbour over a dog, fled the country, was going to be charged, faked a heart attack which resulted in him not being charged, meaning that he had to be extradited to the US, then ran for president.
1 Tytos_Lannister 2019-01-01
also before that he got kicked out off math PhD program because he fucked one of his students
1 EarlCampbellsMeat 2019-01-01
thought this was gonna be about bbw's.
mcafee is a laff but i just hope that the old man isn't down to his last million in the form of some shitcoins.
[his chocolate queen](twitter.com/theemrsmcafee) also just went in on some pathetic facesoflinux britcel for insinuating they were fucking without putting a LOL or a J/K (just kidding - for those who aren't in the know)
1 EarlCampbellsMeat 2019-01-01
thought this was gonna be about bbw's.
mcafee is a laff but i just hope that the old man isn't down to his last million in the form of some shitcoins.
his chocolate queen also just went in on some pathetic facesoflinux britcel for insinuating they were fucking without putting a LOL or a J/K (just kidding - for those who aren't in the know)
1 princess_y_fronts 2019-01-01
Am I reading tweeter wrong or is that thread full of normies who never seen a joke tweet before ?
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-01-01
The hottest take I never knew I needed
1 Hemingwavy 2019-01-01
1 PDaviss 2019-01-01
Yeah but have you been rejected from a Maori Whale Fucking Society like he has???
1 SageKnows 2019-01-01
How tight is whale's vagina? FOr real tho guys?
1 preserved_fish 2019-01-01
Guessing the target is the blowhole.
1 watermarx06 2019-01-01
And it was at this moment that he looked into the soft eyes of John McAfee, and realized that he was really looking into the eyes of the next president of the United States of America.
1 mikerhoa 2019-01-01
Holy shit that guy's still alive? I thought they would have found in a puddle and Xanax and scotch vomit years ago.
1 charming_tatum 2019-01-01
This is where binging on cocaine Caribbean rum takes your train of thought
1 BlessThisBussy 2019-01-01
McAfee did some wacky podcasts with Joe Rogan some years ago while in the midst of his Belize and Bathsalts saga. He’s out of his tree and I recommend a listen just for the lolz.
1 Tyestor 2019-01-01
this man is a based god.