Platy's here to welcome in the New Year!

1  2019-01-01 by funkeepickle18

23 comments

Fuck you dude. You don't just get to believe what I'd been thinking the whole time now that it's convenient for you. First apologize to me for your original opinions, shithead.

And look: the fact that you just very recently had those problematic opinions does not just mean that you get to be woke within a matter of clicks; you still have a lot of rethinking to do. So shut up. Say you're sorry, SHUT THE FUCK UP, and start listening: the adults are talking, and what we have to say will impact generations to come.

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Ever notice platy looks like it has a croc stuck to its face

Nice puss pic.

😴😴😴

now your emojishitposting has gone too far

le platy ecks dee tee hee XDD

shut the fuck up, faggot.

Yikes, a homophobe too. How unsurprising.

I'm making fun of you for enjoying this crap. It's a damn platypost after all. Who cares if you're gay or not.

Lighten the fuck up, faggot.

lul, spent New Years alone, did we?

we

As in you, yes. That's grammatically correct.

projecting this hard 📽

kek

sez the cryposter having a whinge about some shit thread.

no u cry

downvote

https://i.imgur.com/3gpEQLa.gifv 💅

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Sorry my post isn't living up to your standards, can you give me some advice? Oh wait, you got banned. nvm then

Don't make me choose between you and Platy. 😯😥😭

Oh cmon now, nobody was opposing PLATY so i had to make this tough decision. Also, i feel like it was created by faggots (read: /u/le_epic_xd) because they were jealous of Tayposts made by /u/DistortedLines and /u/McFluffTheCrimeCat and were S E E T H I N G at its meme potential.

"Dude PLATY lmao" is the worst forced r/drama meme tbh.

jealous of Tayposts

Yeah, it's so hard to top all the low-effort posts worshiping the Queen of Flatbuttistan. 🙄🙄🙄

Imagine being so much of a faggot that you need to express your opinion over the "memes" of a worthless Pleddit sub, thinking that someone might care

GOTTEM 😎

Awww. Thank you Platy.