Manlets eternally BTFO

1  2019-01-01 by OneHellaThiccBoi

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They targeted gamers. Gamers.

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Humans are pretty much statmaxing with dating lanks, so no. It was just the casuals who were targeted snappy.

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Also can someone link me to the OG gamers targeting pasta?

They targeted gamers.

Gamers.

We’re a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did.

We’ll punish our selfs doing things others would consider torture, because we think it’s fun.

We’ll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing the stats of a fictional character all to draw out a single extra point of damage per second.

Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the grind, all day, the same quests over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know evety little detail such that some have attained such gamer nirvana that they can literally play these games blindfolded.

Do these people have any idea how many controllers have been smashed, systems over heated, disks and carts destroyed 8n frustration? All to latter be referred to as bragging rights?

These people honestly think this is a battle they can win? They take our media? We’re already building a new one without them. They take our devs? Gamers aren’t shy about throwing their money else where, or even making the games our selves. They think calling us racist, mysoginistic, rape apologists is going to change us? We’ve been called worse things by prepubescent 10 year olds with a shitty head set. They picked a fight against a group that’s already grown desensitized to their strategies and methods. Who enjoy the battle of attrition they’ve threatened us with. Who take it as a challange when they tell us we no longer matter. Our obsession with proving we can after being told we can’t is so deeply ingrained from years of dealing with big brothers/sisters and friends laughing at how pathetic we used to be that proving you people wrong has become a very real need; a honed reflex.

Gamers are competative, hard core, by nature. We love a challange. The worst thing you did in all of this was to challange us. You’re not special, you’re not original, you’re not the first; this is just another boss fight.

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Ngl this actually sent a shiver down my spine. Then I realized I was actually physically cringing

It’s over for , nvm it was already over for manlets...

Only pussies too scared to go to a bar use bumble

Dating apps in general

you underestimate the importance of gay apps.

Only crusty bears and silver daddies actually go to gay bars, I find. Literally everyone under age 30 just uses grindr like a normal faggot.

TIL: 30 year old faggots don't go to bars.

I have no use for this information, but if I catch the gay, now I know.

Lots of 20-somethings go to gay bars

Losers who don't have anything better to do with their time.

Way easier to pick up girls on apps than going out. Apps also allow you to talk to multiple girls at a time and pick them up while dicking around.

The sexual marketplace in a bar is just as bad as the sexual marketplace on any dating app. Women only want tall chads.

...Yes?

Bumble is aimed at women who don't want to deal with 3000 manlets vying for a chance.

That's why women use it. Men use it because they're pussies.

Maybe, but I'm guessing they figure they'll have a better chance on an app where the majority of users are women.

Where can I find this? 3000 manlets? I have neck issues, I prefer men closer to my own height ( 5'8 - spooning feels better), and I think short men are more attractive in general. So you tell me where I find this!!!!

ok ur my gf now

Stop virtue signaling

You're bullshitting but on the chance you're not, marry me, I'll fly to the US, and we'll be happy ever after.

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Women only want tall chads.

false.

women want dudes who don't sit on reddit all day crying on r/braincels

take a shower.

They want chad, they don’t care what he does on reddit as long as he’s chad.

No one wants manlets but it’s fine because that’s how we cleanse the population of midgets

If no one wanted manlets how were manlets made

Radiation and veganism

In addition to countries where basically 99% of the population is made up of manlets, womanlets + chad = the occasional manlet.

Short men owned epic style.

Showercels btfo

absolutely, if youre not 196 cm tall, 102 kg at 10% bodyfat with an 8 pack and can deadlift over three times your bodyweight then fat chance.

that's why you also never see shorter or less muscular guys with girlfriends.

Cuckold relationships don’t count.

Get that commie Euro measurement shit out of my face

I hate that the term "sexual marketplace" is an actual thing. Men and women are a bunch of jackasses.

Holy shit I want to distill that thread and inject all that C O P E directly into my bloodstream.

Women have literally 0 spatial perception. Just lie you retards

This unironically. Makes them think my penis is huge.

Till you stand next to the actual 6'4" dude and get mogged to hell.

So where's the skin color filter I unironically don't want to be paired with mayo women

they should definitely have a weight/bmi filter though lmao

they should but I'll say a normal BMI can look very different. you can look leaner at a higher BMI if you have more muscle mass so you're actually less fat.

If fat chicks weren't trying to deceive others constantly by taking only close up shots with filters and flattering angles this wouldn't even be an issue.

well I think lean people with high muscle mass tend to show that off in their pictures

yes but isn't the point that a filter would exclude these people by default?

e.g. a male natural bodybuilder can have a BMI of 26 or 27 while still being very lean. If women excluded BMIs in the overweight category they wouldn't show up in their results.

oh yeah, as a filter it would. I realize I wrote filter, but in my head I was thinking about the display stats portion of the profile.

So? Just because there are a smaller number of false negatives doesn't mean the filter shouldn't exist.

On Grinder, you can specify whether you're fat, lean, athletic, etc., and people can filter by their "type". This should definitely be an option on all dating apps.

The gays are light years ahead of us

But due to the fact that gays are men they are realistic about what they can actually get with. Women would just continue going for the five dudes at the top no matter how many filters you give em.

My point was that men could then at least filter out the fatties.

Yeah right. Do you really expect whalecels to not lie about their weight?

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It wouldn't eliminate the problem, but it would at least ameliorate it. Some fatties still have shame.

Not with chicks. There are absolutely 0% of chicks with a BMI over 30 who are not on heavy heavy roids. Its pretty rare to find any over 25 that arn't getting into fat. Female bodies don't have the ability to build that much muscle. If you set your BMI to 25 and under almost all of the 24's would be women who need to lose 10-25 lbs (depending on height) to be in good body territory. For those who are super athletic, your eyes can pick them out but there will be almost none over a BMI 26 who arn't fatish.

I know, my initial point was just that a normal BMI like 24 can look very different depending on their fitness, it can look a bit chubby but also quite lean.

That's for dudes. A dude with a bmi of 24 could either be somewhere between slightly chubby or ripped as fuck, but it it takes a lot of muscle mass and <10% body fat to be the latter. This is basically impossible for women without steroids.

Redownloading this app now . I must strike while the manlet is dazed

This changes nothing lol, it just officializes what women were already doing

it's kind of a jerkass look to insult people just because they don't tickle your fancy. I've had chances with women who I just wasn't attracted to but I didn't rant about how much I hate them for their body on reddit. Jesus, get a grip.

Well look at this well adjusted motherfucker right here, being all reasonable and shit.

Do you feel all high and mighty now, faggot?

Nah, not really. You ok?

u gauy

Sounds like a fat chick rejected him for being a manlet.

Ok?

dude bussy lmao

Imagine using cuck tinder lmao.

Tbf it has the actually hot roasties.

yeah but why would you want wh*te w*men in the first place?

most foids will now filter manlets so they will go from being rejected only most of the time to getting no messages at all. Maybe this time they will learn!

foids will probably complain about not getting hundreds of matches now tho, and they'll feel ugly.

Can you filter by astrological sign, though? If not, that's a clear sign that Bumble is actually misogynist and hates women, for not including the most common way millennial femoids determine sexual and relationship compatibility.

Yes, the linked article states that.

Imagine actually filtering height when most tallcels have bad faces. Still good for dramacoin tho, not like manlets actually get laid via these apps anyway as it's hardly a personality contest.

Meh who cares let em be shallow, if someone’s really going to turn you down for your height they’re not worth going after in the first place

talk about C O P E

Manlets are hot