Based manlet BTFOs the lankies

1  2019-01-02 by sevp

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I spend more time with women on any given Tuesday than any unloved, lonely shut-in Chapo poster has in his whole fucking life. I might make jokes about women on /r/drama, but IRL I'm one of the fucking girls and fine with it.

When any of them open up to me about their experiences with harassment or assault, it is never - NEVER. FUCKING. EVER. - about a MAGA bro or a frat boy. It is always at the hands of some sensitive feminist "woke" boy.

The "frat boy rapist" thing is a myth that dangerous dudes like this are happy to perpetuate, because it takes the heat off of them, i.e. the real threats to the goddamn wimminz.

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5'8" here and let me tell you some thing you piece of fucking shit.

I'm handsome as fuck and have a babyface that allows me to pull easy teen pussy because of it. You should see some of the tight little bodies I've fucked. I have a 7.5in dick and not a single girl I have ever banged has failed to text/call me for a bootycall late at night. I embrace any challenge I get from someone who tries to stand in my face and intimidate me with their height, because it's pathetic. Low center of gravity, fast reflexes, and ridiculous core strength will allow me to either 1) quickly take you to the ground where I will stomp your fat face or 2) out last you with endurance because your shitty, overweight frame required to ground that extra height made you more tired. I make 85k a year as an mid-level engineering manager at Ford (I'm 23 btw, they will most likely promote me to upper management within the next 2-3 years). I fuck shit up in every single sport and would destroy any of you (minus basketball where skill/talent is substituted out for height). I've been compared to Messi in my soccer style. Quick dribbling and cutting in between every opponent in front of me. I scored 95 goals throughout my high school varsity soccer career. I made the varsity football team freshman year as starting runningback but soccer and football were the same season so I couldn't dominate both.

Sports I would destroy you at in order

Soccer

Football

E-sports

Baseball

Endurance running

Tennis

Golf

Footgolf

Ping Pong

others

I know you. Ugly is a given. Probably curly hair. Tried to grow a beard but it was patchy and you were sad for awhile about that. Struggling to find a way to validate yourself you took to reminding everyone how you're "Over 6 feet tall!", as if that was some sort of cutoff for being a man. When in reality you're just as pathetic as every other self-hating wannabe piece of shit out there, yet you have somehow convinced yourself you've won the genetic lottery.

This is one of the worst post I have EVER seen. Delete it.

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Saved, that’s some good pasta.

Fresh manlet salt will be the culinary hotness of 2019

football baseball

Average height of MLB players is 6' or 6'1.

(American) football has a position for pretty much every height, unless you're a turbo manlet.

soccer

Except at CB or GK, but if you have an apish wingspan you can still be a good GK. And there are some good short CBs.

unless you're a turbo manlet.

So 5 foot 11.

You ever get the vague sense that the every single person who writes with this aggressive, energetic, self-promoting style might be missing that hallmark of genuine competence? By that, I mean other people who will praise them for being a worthwhile human being? I’ve yet to meet a person who writes like this sincerely and is not genuinely pathetic.

Nothing gives you confidence like genuine ignorance.

The ways that manlets cope are amazing.

did he just brag about getting away with statutory rape cause he looks young? I do too but it's usually not something to brag about, at least he's found a positive aspect. Bout looking young I mean.

Based manlet

Manlet

Doesn't make sense. You don't have to be short to be a manlet, but no manlet has ever been based. This is the worst salvo of the height cold-war I've seen yet.

Manlet rage is one of a kind

gross Manlet tries to pick up girls at high School football game

6'1" high school Chad easily picks up his tiny body and sticks him in a locker