I’m not denying it doesn’t happen, but to assume all people who wear mascot costumes, or are furries, smoke crack and fuck all day in costume is a massive fallacy.
People attribute value to things they're too lazy to make themselves. Cake is outclassed by cobblers and crisps anyway but some people are just retarded about icing. They can't get enough of that shit. It's just white cake you assholes.
any sub that has people making self posts like this about how other people are totally shitty and the author is super smart and clever and nice is 100000% fake.
also literally any comment in a thread that starts with "Oh, I have a story!" or something similar.
As much as the fat bitch was annoying and a cunt those co-workers are pieces of work. Taking multiple slices of cake made by a coworker before an hour is even up is kinda scummy.
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1 suicidalsouthafrican 2019-01-02
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-01-02
I’m not denying it doesn’t happen, but to assume all people who wear mascot costumes, or are furries, smoke crack and fuck all day in costume is a massive fallacy.
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1 TheSubredditPolice 2019-01-02
Bet that nurse was fat. I'm fat and I want some cake. I should file a safety report.
1 Chicup 2019-01-02
Bet I would never take.
1 totalrandomperson 2019-01-02
I was going to say mayo, but this is far more accurate.
1 TheSubredditPolice 2019-01-02
Remember Hamlon's razor: Never attribute to mayoness that which is adequately explained by fattiness.
1 totalrandomperson 2019-01-02
Thankfully I'm not born in the biggest mistake of the current couple of centuries, otherwise known as Burgeristan.
1 tresser 2019-01-02
you must live in the sticks.
1 totalrandomperson 2019-01-02
Thankfully I'm not born in the biggest mistake of the current couple of centuries, otherwise known as Burgeristan.
1 tresser 2019-01-02
ahh. didnt bother to scope your profile. turkey then? i dunno where the mayos would be coming from over there.
1 totalrandomperson 2019-01-02
Don't accuse anybody here of being mayos. We are all ** K A R A B O Ğ A**s
1 DoctorFahrenheit 2019-01-02
It's been a really long time since I've seen someone admit to being fat on the Internet. Good for you chubs, I hope you get your cake.
1 TheSubredditPolice 2019-01-02
Oh you know I'll get it. I'll eat anyone in the way.
1 Momruepari 2019-01-02
why does so much internet nontroversy center around cakes?
1 DonnysDiscountGas 2019-01-02
Cakes are super srs bizness
1 whenweriiide 2019-01-02
The cake is a lie! Ha ha
1 Jimbo_B_Beterson 2019-01-02
Man I sure am glad there's a way to find other games at this party even tho I'm standing with my group of beta orbitors.
1 BaphClass 2019-01-02
People attribute value to things they're too lazy to make themselves. Cake is outclassed by cobblers and crisps anyway but some people are just retarded about icing. They can't get enough of that shit. It's just white cake you assholes.
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2019-01-02
Cream cheese and sugar if you're really lucky.
1 SprinklerTesselation 2019-01-02
Fatties are more impulsive and have poor self-control, especially when around sugar. It's a recipe for delicious, pointless drama.
1 livear 2019-01-02
FTFY
1 Momruepari 2019-01-02
true
1 John_Cenas_Beard 2019-01-02
Fat women.
1 DonnysDiscountGas 2019-01-02
Godammit Karen
1 sadderreborn 2019-01-02
Repill me on this new reddit tier karen meme
1 SandorClegane_AMA 2019-01-02
Amateur fiction writing competition subreddit #242.
1 d-amazo 2019-01-02
this.
any sub that has people making self posts like this about how other people are totally shitty and the author is super smart and clever and nice is 100000% fake.
also literally any comment in a thread that starts with "Oh, I have a story!" or something similar.
1 bendable_girder 2019-01-02
Heh about 50% of nurses are like this
1 FFX_IS_DA_BEST 2019-01-02
As much as the fat bitch was annoying and a cunt those co-workers are pieces of work. Taking multiple slices of cake made by a coworker before an hour is even up is kinda scummy.
This is why I'm not an organ donor