Bevo is a steer, meant to be eaten. When Bevo XVI, he shall join his fathers in the traditional BBQ pit, and Texans will feast upon his holy flesh, gaining his strength for next season.
You think it's insulting to want a mascot to be eaten, for us, it is the highest compliment.
They literally couldn’t stop him. I remember one run in particular where he rushed for 8 yards and shedding/ straight up manhandling about 4 defenders along the way. He looked like Josh Allen
Dude, fans of other teams sperging out in the comment section whenever something about another team or player that isnt on their team is mentioned always happens. This isnt even particularly good drama either its completely average. Why would you even post this here?
This is the result of the Sugar Bowl. Number 5 Southeast Conference runner up Georgia played Number 15 Big 12 runner up Texas. Texas stomped for 4 quarters, defying the odds, and their quarterback declared a new age of Texas dominance.
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1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-01-02
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1 HungerArtistatlunch 2019-01-02
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THE EYES OF TEXAS ARE UPON YOU!!!!
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1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-01-02
Day of the bovine-slaughterhouse when? Behead Bevo in the name of Barry Switzer.
1 HungerArtistatlunch 2019-01-02
Your ignorance is showing.
Bevo is a steer, meant to be eaten. When Bevo XVI, he shall join his fathers in the traditional BBQ pit, and Texans will feast upon his holy flesh, gaining his strength for next season.
You think it's insulting to want a mascot to be eaten, for us, it is the highest compliment.
1 VioletBroregarde 2019-01-02
ewwww they don't kill bevo before they eat him? they just let him die? that's gross
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-01-02
Y'all have fine BBQ.
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-01-02
I said behead not eat. His head will mounted on a pike for all other Big 12 kingdoms to see. Mayfield's work shall be done.
1 mygoodpostingalt 2019-01-02
1 HungerArtistatlunch 2019-01-02
I bet you play video games.
1 mygoodpostingalt 2019-01-02
no that's worst. posting on reddit is at the bottom though
1 pvijay187 2019-01-02
I'm sure you only have high brow pastimes like loli and anthropomorphic ponies
1 mygoodpostingalt 2019-01-02
arguably higher brow than sitting and watching a sport created solely to inundate you with advertisements, but it's a hard argument
1 pvijay187 2019-01-02
Yeah I'm go on a limb here and say jerking it to pictures of underage girls and animals is an order of magnitude more degenerate than sports
1 mygoodpostingalt 2019-01-02
fair
but
is still degenerate
pony shit is the worst I'd honestly forgotten about it
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-01-02
It's called foalcon thx
1 haulingtaters 2019-01-02
Why do people care so much about college football? No trollerino, I try watching the bowl games every year and would rather watch preseason NFL.
1 mygoodpostingalt 2019-01-02
because ESPN funded a bunch of bowls to fill up air slots and now they're all fucking meaningless
1 Ravensthrowit 2019-01-02
Didn’t they have a series at the goal line where they QB sneaked 4 times in a row?
Yeah, you crazy
1 HungerArtistatlunch 2019-01-02
I know the first three UT touchdowns were QB sneaks. Kind of crazy that UGA didn't figure it out after the first 2 times.
1 Ravensthrowit 2019-01-02
They literally couldn’t stop him. I remember one run in particular where he rushed for 8 yards and shedding/ straight up manhandling about 4 defenders along the way. He looked like Josh Allen
1 HungerArtistatlunch 2019-01-02
That's because Sam is one thicc boye
1 Karmaisforsuckers 2019-01-02
I don't understand
1 HungerArtistatlunch 2019-01-02
Texas is back baby. Prepare for 2005 style pompous displays of dominance.
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-01-02
I don't care
1 ThePathToOne 2019-01-02
Dude, fans of other teams sperging out in the comment section whenever something about another team or player that isnt on their team is mentioned always happens. This isnt even particularly good drama either its completely average. Why would you even post this here?
1 HungerArtistatlunch 2019-01-02
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1 -Kite-Man- 2019-01-02
Can you explain this for people who don't follow SLAV3-10 or NCAA sports or whatever that dumbass league is called?
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1 -Kite-Man- 2019-01-02
Zeke baby. 21.
I'm wondering what I could have said that triggered this series of bots...
1 HungerArtistatlunch 2019-01-02
This is the result of the Sugar Bowl. Number 5 Southeast Conference runner up Georgia played Number 15 Big 12 runner up Texas. Texas stomped for 4 quarters, defying the odds, and their quarterback declared a new age of Texas dominance.