Lmao imagine being so humorless that not only do you not understand certain types of humor, but you actively seek and destroy humor elsewhere that you don't understand. src
My favourite part is how these cunts will complain to the company, and then get to keep the "damaged" (i.e. the box is damaged, the product itself is not) one AND get sent a new one.
The thrill of the hunt keeps many collectors going. Any retard with a paypal can pay more on ebay for chases someine else has found but only a True Collector TM finds them in stores at retail.
Little dolls with creepy beady little eyes that are branded with different IPs like marvel or Harry Potter characters. Loved by "fandom" girls (in part because of their "cute" features such as babylike big heads), collected obsessively by skinny or fat bearded dorks.
Literally just beanie babies but for pop culture bullshit. Some people are going to make money, and everyone else is going to be stuck with trash toys that they’ll eventually give to their toddlers to chew on (if these losers ever even have kids)
bring back the colored wristbands that girls used to wear to signify what type of sex acts they would do, only for political purposes. like red means I'm commie, blue means I'm a neolib, etc etc
you could make some CHEDDAR off the resistancetm people with that
Amiibos actually look nice and have some very basic use with the Nintendo games, but I still think collecting statues is dumb when you could collect guns or invest
The best way to consume funko pops is to melt them down, put them into a needle, and then inject them directly into a vein with a rubber tube tied around your arm
Nah that’s how you get GRIDs. You want to chase the funko, by burning it with an oxyacetylene torch and huffing the plastic smoke through a cut pop bottle.
My local record store has been taken over by these fucking things. Nothing screams permavirigin more than them either because they take up a lot of space so it seems impossible for nerds to hide this shame
We need another war where both MAGA-cels and soyboys are recruited. Hopefully America goes to war with Iran and all of the male soldiers die (one of the few benefits of being a leaf is being immunized from this shit), giving me a chance to sweep in enslave some Persian gussy (my fetish). Trump 2020.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-01-03
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1 mariaschicklgruber 2019-01-03
Giraffes would be pretty cute if they were cat sized.
1 themarksmann 2019-01-03
Post your cute bussy.
1 GandalftheChromatic 2019-01-03
If this person was killing themselves over $10 plastic figurines than I think he probably wasn't fit for life anyway
1 recriminology 2019-01-03
He lost his really good job because he spent too much time hunting for funko pop dolls
I refuse to believe any of this is real or that anyone could possibly be this pathetic
1 Jimbo_B_Beterson 2019-01-03
Yeah this looks really bullshit but the commentors have such sad Lives they could see it happening.
1 a_jill_sandwich 2019-01-03
It’s because so many collectors follow Youtuber collectors, who absolutely have acted this retarded.
You should see some of them when they get a Pop with the tiniest bit of box “damage”. Dear god.
1 Jimbo_B_Beterson 2019-01-03
I've been looking for freakout videos but I can't find any
1 EarlyRough 2019-01-03
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIwurpADeLk
1 a_jill_sandwich 2019-01-03
This is exactly the kind of shit I mean.
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My favourite part is how these cunts will complain to the company, and then get to keep the "damaged" (i.e. the box is damaged, the product itself is not) one AND get sent a new one.
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2019-01-03
Similar stuff happens in the hot wheels community so this is probably legit
1 expesh 2019-01-03
Can't he just buy them second hand? Like if he had a great job why not just spend a little extra on eBay? I know this is bait but still.
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2019-01-03
The thrill of the hunt keeps many collectors going. Any retard with a paypal can pay more on ebay for chases someine else has found but only a True Collector TM finds them in stores at retail.
1 grep_var_log 2019-01-03
Prepare your anus.
1 recriminology 2019-01-03
Ah fuck
1 RandolphCox 2019-01-03
what are funkos
1 CulturalYogurt 2019-01-03
Little dolls with creepy beady little eyes that are branded with different IPs like marvel or Harry Potter characters. Loved by "fandom" girls (in part because of their "cute" features such as babylike big heads), collected obsessively by skinny or fat bearded dorks.
1 yoavsnake 2019-01-03
Zoomer furbys
1 loli_esports 2019-01-03
anime figs but for people who like the front page of reddit
1 Dramatictuna 2019-01-03
Pop culture Bratz dolls for man children.
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-01-03
barbie dolls for soy boys
1 imajustgo 2019-01-03
It's a stupid fad that people will feel retarded for falling for in 2 years.
1 DoesntSmellLikePalm 2019-01-03
I can’t fucking wait for this shit to die off
Literally just beanie babies but for pop culture bullshit. Some people are going to make money, and everyone else is going to be stuck with trash toys that they’ll eventually give to their toddlers to chew on (if these losers ever even have kids)
1 Earl_of_Grab 2019-01-03
There will just be some retarded new thing. Before funkos it was all about collecting amiibos or whatever they were called.
We gotta figure out the next trend and capitalize the fuck out if it.
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-01-03
bring back the colored wristbands that girls used to wear to signify what type of sex acts they would do, only for political purposes. like red means I'm commie, blue means I'm a neolib, etc etc
you could make some CHEDDAR off the resistancetm people with that
1 Jimbo_B_Beterson 2019-01-03
Amiibos actually look nice and have some very basic use with the Nintendo games, but I still think collecting statues is dumb when you could collect guns or invest
1 CulturalYogurt 2019-01-03
It is probably one of the most embarrassing ways to decorate a home. Who TF comes over and says "Nice figurines!"
1 Earl_of_Grab 2019-01-03
I don't think these people feel shame the way normal people do.
Or maybe they feel it all the time, so they're just numb to it. In any case self-awareness is really too much to expect.
1 yoavsnake 2019-01-03
1 unrulyfarmhand 2019-01-03
80k subs holy shit. That is bad. Really bad.
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-01-03
should have signed a Funko Pop contract lol
1 taciturnCynic 2019-01-03
what in the goddamn
1 stalejokesunlimited 2019-01-03
Man, the term “addicted popper” has really evolved since I was a kid
1 Deathcrow 2019-01-03
IANAL but that contract seems incredibly biased and lenient towards the addict.
Wife got bamboozled.
1 Tozeken 2019-01-03
Punishing him for going over the limit by lowering the limit won't do shit, it's an incredibly pointless contract.
1 arkenverg714 2019-01-03
It's also probably legally invalid. Which means that it isn't worth the paper it's printed on.
1 Deathcrow 2019-01-03
I don't see how he can't just borrow capital from future months in perpetuity the way this is worded.
1 loli_esports 2019-01-03
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1 Van-Diemen 2019-01-03
I have seen the face of God and he is screaming.
1 grep_var_log 2019-01-03
His collection if anyone was wondering.
1 grungebot5000 2019-01-03
is this some british thing?
“funko pop” sounds like a sick ass genre
1 BriefSquirt 2019-01-03
why do you americans have the most retarded shit
1 lol_te_gusto 2019-01-03
What a waste
1 knigpin 2019-01-03
The best way to consume funko pops is to melt them down, put them into a needle, and then inject them directly into a vein with a rubber tube tied around your arm
Get ready to blast off baby we're goin for a ride
1 incorrectable 2019-01-03
Nah that’s how you get GRIDs. You want to chase the funko, by burning it with an oxyacetylene torch and huffing the plastic smoke through a cut pop bottle.
1 loli_esports 2019-01-03
i dont get this. i thought you like could see which one you bought, so why are they talking about rares and shit?
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-01-03
Limited editions.
Hopefully they go gacha soon, really wipe out the collectors
1 ArtisanalCollabo 2019-01-03
My local record store has been taken over by these fucking things. Nothing screams permavirigin more than them either because they take up a lot of space so it seems impossible for nerds to hide this shame
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-01-03
We need another war where both MAGA-cels and soyboys are recruited. Hopefully America goes to war with Iran and all of the male soldiers die (one of the few benefits of being a leaf is being immunized from this shit), giving me a chance to sweep in enslave some Persian gussy (my fetish). Trump 2020.
1 le_epic_xd 2019-01-03
A D D I C T E D T O P L A S T I C F I G U R I N E S
1 le_epic_xd 2019-01-03
A D D I C T E D T O P L A S T I C F I G U R I N E S
1 Jimbo_B_Beterson 2019-01-03
Benead those who collect funko pops
1 CompetitiveLoiterer 2019-01-03
funk pop withdrawal lol
1 Burnnoticelover 2019-01-03
Heaven forgive me for spending even a second on this godforsaken website.