And while these words can be used hatefully, I see no hate here.
There's no quicker way to a dedicated asskicking than calling a country boy a redneck, sure you can fuck with them and prank them but if they are real country and not a hillbilly
Ah, the thirsty man looking for a bi-racial spitroast. Of only we could enjoy the small things in life like this instead of discussing the word nigger over and over on reddit.
I wouldn't consider him [Trump] an intellectual but he has kept his mind sharp for 70+ years while living an extraordinary life. It wouldn't be wise to underestimate the amount of wisdom he has access to.
After scaling treacherous mountain faces and overcoming the obstacles laden along an unforgiving slope you finally arrive at the wise man’s cave. You’ve journeyed for years seeking the guru’s legendary wisdom so that you can finally achieve peace with your purpose in life.
Donald J. Trump emerges from the cave, his eyes simultaneously fixed into yours and a thousand yards behind you, approaching. He smiles. His pace slows as he reaches only an arm’s length away. The only thing between you and him are your wispy breaths in the cold mountain air, the last gasps of your unenlightened self.
His pained, forgiving gaze confirm his immediate understanding of your quest and what you seek from him. Your whole body tenses as he clears his throat to pass on the hidden knowledge within him:
Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart. Crooked Hillary Clinton also played these cards very hard and, as everyone knows, went down in flames. I went from VERY successful businessman, to top T.V. Star to President of the United States (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius….and a very stable genius at that!
Well, my (28m) wife (26f) and I have admittedly had very vanilla sex throughout our 3 year marriage. We had our first kid a year ago and it seriously slowed down our sex life. However, a little under a month ago she approached me about “trying new things”. She has been hanging out with a group of moms in our neighborhood and one of them told her that she and her husband tried pegging and it completely transformed their marriage. My wife told me that she wanted to try pegging as well to “spice things up”. At first I thought it was a joke, but soon realized she actually wanted to peg me. I had never done assplay before and had always lived by the philosophy that the anus is solely an exit, but my wife made it clear that this was important to her so after a few days I obliged.
That next weekend, she pegged me and everything was surprisingly enjoyable.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-01-03
The people involved here probably don't even respect bussy all that much.
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1 Imgur_Lurker 2019-01-03
There's no quicker way to a dedicated asskicking than calling a country boy a redneck, sure you can fuck with them and prank them but if they are real country and not a hillbilly
Better than being shot tho
1 throwaway_999912 2019-01-03
Found the country retard
1 Imgur_Lurker 2019-01-03
lol no loser
1 throwaway_999912 2019-01-03
1 Imgur_Lurker 2019-01-03
>we shoot
Honey I was talking about the group in the picture who aren't rednecks who shoot people a lot
You absolute retard.
1 kier00 2019-01-03
For bonus drama sort by controversial.
1 moraigeanta 2019-01-03
don't tell me what to do
1 Neon_needles 2019-01-03
Ah, the thirsty man looking for a bi-racial spitroast. Of only we could enjoy the small things in life like this instead of discussing the word nigger over and over on reddit.
1 shallowm 2019-01-03
To be fair, you have to be pretty gay to wear something like that.
1 hi_0 2019-01-03
Glad he announced he likes dick in his ass, how else would we know?
1 RyuunDragon 2019-01-03
Gays are more people than whites are, sweetie. Now post your bussy.
1 Awayfone 2019-01-03
Gays are always thirsty
1 KingWayneX 2019-01-03
Is that two men of a different race than the woman or two men of different races and the race of the female is irrelevant?
Could it be three mulattos?
1 want-dick-in-butt-xd 2019-01-03
who is this and why the fuck should i care
1 stalejokesunlimited 2019-01-03
After scaling treacherous mountain faces and overcoming the obstacles laden along an unforgiving slope you finally arrive at the wise man’s cave. You’ve journeyed for years seeking the guru’s legendary wisdom so that you can finally achieve peace with your purpose in life.
Donald J. Trump emerges from the cave, his eyes simultaneously fixed into yours and a thousand yards behind you, approaching. He smiles. His pace slows as he reaches only an arm’s length away. The only thing between you and him are your wispy breaths in the cold mountain air, the last gasps of your unenlightened self.
His pained, forgiving gaze confirm his immediate understanding of your quest and what you seek from him. Your whole body tenses as he clears his throat to pass on the hidden knowledge within him:
Nirvana.
1 LongPostBot 2019-01-03
If only you could put that energy into your relationships
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1 stalejokesunlimited 2019-01-03
Well, my (28m) wife (26f) and I have admittedly had very vanilla sex throughout our 3 year marriage. We had our first kid a year ago and it seriously slowed down our sex life. However, a little under a month ago she approached me about “trying new things”. She has been hanging out with a group of moms in our neighborhood and one of them told her that she and her husband tried pegging and it completely transformed their marriage. My wife told me that she wanted to try pegging as well to “spice things up”. At first I thought it was a joke, but soon realized she actually wanted to peg me. I had never done assplay before and had always lived by the philosophy that the anus is solely an exit, but my wife made it clear that this was important to her so after a few days I obliged.
That next weekend, she pegged me and everything was surprisingly enjoyable.
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2019-01-03
Is this from the copy pasta machine?
1 Dildokin 2019-01-03
Oh wow, any updates on this story?
1 BriefSquirt 2019-01-03
Fuck
1 Sauceman240 2019-01-03
So...when does the mass genocide start?