There is absolutely nowhere on Reddit (except maybe The Great Awakening) where stupider, sadder, scareder, or crazier comments consistently get upboats and support than this place you linked. You might think, Hey look! A place where women aren't all sucking tranny peen! Weird! But then you find out that they are scared of tranny peen, and believe that in a couple years, women who don't assimilate and get a peen themselves will be locked up in suspended cages, let down from their gibbets only to be repeatedly viciously raped and denied STEM jobs.
That place is like /r/drama if everyone here felt scared for their lives, and could only find possibly recourse in demanding mayocide and bussy. Swap our memes for 'white-female ethnosexstate now' and 'kill all men before they kill all women' and you have a pretty fair idea of their topics.
And that's where it gets interesting: they're unironically probussycide, unironically antifemayocide. Truly, /r/drama has its antithesis.
Does anyone else think there's something kind of dead and soulless about Mitt Romney's expression? Dude always gave me the impression he has a deep and dank well in which multiple young women are imprisoned.
Yeah, he looks like he’d order a pizza from the place down the road, then when I, a young twink shows up at his house with his delivery, he invites me in.
“Would you look like to have a glass of water before you leave? It’s so hot this time of year and I know you have a long drive back.”
I know that I’m not really supposed to go into clients homes, but he was right, it was really hot out. Plus, there was something about the way he looked at me. An almost animalistic stare, the way I imagine a lion looks at an antelope. His eyes stopped any other thought or idea from forming, other than; I want Mitt Romney to fuck my ass.
“Oh, th-thank you Mr. Romney,” I stammered as my heart began to pound and my cock began to stiffen.
Mitt lead me through his beautifully furnished living room into his office. Pulling the tie from around his neck, he took a jug of water that sat on his desk and poured out a glass for me.
“Here you are,” he said, “spring water, from the Alps.”
I took the glass from his hand and thanked him, and he offered me a seat in front of his desk. We both sat down across the desk from each other and sipped our water in silence. Mitt stared at me, his eyes running from my lips to my chest. I felt my face begin to heat up, and I could feel myself blushing as he looked me over.
“You know,” he started, “it’s great to see such strong young men in this country today. How old are you son?”
“I’m eighteen,” I replied.
“Mmm, and you don’t look a day older,” he said with a smile. “I remember when I was eighteen. I was just finishing high school, and I was so excited to be off to college and away from my parents for the first time.” He chuckled. “Which college are you attending son?”
“Well actually,” I began, my face once again turning red , “I dropped out of high school.”
Mitt looked deep into my eyes and smiled. “Ah. Well, there’s a place for everyone in the world. Some of the smartest people I’ve met have been corn farmers in Iowa somewhere, you know? While some of the stupidest, well... There’s a lot of idiots in Washington, I’ll tell you that.”
I laughed and looked up at him, our eyes meeting once more. That stare hit me once again, and I felt frozen in place. My cock began to throb.
I finished my water and placed the glass back on his desk, finally breaking his gaze. Mitt stood up and came around the side of the desk to refill my glass. As he stood next to me I glanced up at his crotch. His bulge was eye level with me, and as I took it in in all of its glory, I noticed him looking at me. I pulled my eyes away from his cock and up to his face. He was smiling at me again, a wonderful expression that lit up the room. Fuck it. It was time to make my move. I reached up hesitantly and placed my hand on his rock hard penis.
“Why don’t I show you my place in the world, Mr. Romney?” I said, trying my hardest to sound confident.
Mitt reached down and guided my hand to his zipper.
“Nothing would make me happier,” Mitt replied.
I unzipped his suit pants and pulled them down to his knees. I then carefully reached into his boxer briefs and slid them down to reveal Mitt Romney’s hard cock. It was maybe four inches long, a little on the short side, but what it lacked in length it made up for in girth. Mitt Romney had one of the thickest cocks I’d ever seen. It was so thick I could barely wrap my hand around it. I placed my mouth around his cock and began to suck it. I placed the head between my lips and sucked it slowly, licking the tip after every stroke. Mitt moaned and placed his hand on the back of my head, pulling me in closer. My hands travelled up his thighs to his hips and I grabbed them, pulling myself forward and taking his whole dick in my throat. I went back and forth with my mouth, his hard cock stretching my lips wide. Mitt grabbed my hair and pulled my head back, looking down at me as he yanked his cock out of my mouth.
“Stand up,” he ordered. I did as he said standing up and turning so that my back faced him. Mitt reached into his desk and pulled out a bottle of lubricant. I dropped my shorts and boxers and spread my asscheeks, revealing my asshole to Mitt Romney as he stood behind me. Soon, Mitt was working a lubed up finger into my ass. He placed another in there and continued to work, building speed as he went. My asshole stretched to accomodate his fingers, and I groaned in pleasure.
“Mmm, I knew as soon as I saw you that you’d be a good little slut,” Mitt whispered in my ear. My cock was leaking all over his beautiful oak desk, and I could feel it throbbing more and more as the pressure in my ass began to build.
“Fuck me Mr. Romney,” I said urgently, “fuck me harder than you fucked Massachusetts after the 2001 economic slump.” Mitt grunted, and I felt his cock press against my asshole. He pressed into me, and precum gushed as I was stretched wider than ever. He started off slowly, taking his time with each stroke.
“You like it?” He whispered in my ear.
“Yes sir Mr. Romney,” I replied, as he began to pump my ass faster.
“I stimulated the state economy during my term as governor of Massachusetts. We saw an increase in jobs and a drop in unemployment.”
“Yes, but,” I gasped in between each stroke, “the economic recovery in Massachusetts was terrible compared to the rest of the country - oh fuck!” I yelled out in pleasure as Mitt drove his cock deep into me. He placed his hand around my throat and began to choke me as he slammed my ass harder.
“I introduced a universal healthcare system that worked brilliantly without crippling the state economy,” he growled.
I moaned as Mitts grip tightened around my throat, and I eeked out , “Yes, but you later denounced this system during the 2012 presidential run saying it wouldn’t work on a federal level.”
Mitt grunted and began to drill me harder. He pulled his cock out of my ass and spanked me.
“Get on your knees,” he demanded. I dropped to my knees and looked up at his glistening cock. He began to stroke his cock fast, pulling my head closer. I placed and his balls in my mouth and began to suck them as Mitt reached his climax.
“Binders!” He exclaimed as he fired his thick hot load across my face. I giggled and scooped some of his cum off of my nose and into my mouth. Mitt reached down and pulled me to my feet, taking my cock in his hand. He stared deep into my eyes for the last time, and I sprayed a gigantic load of cum onto his dress shirt. I groaned and began to quiver as the biggest load I’ve ever shot continued to fire out of my cock.
Mitt looked at me with his wry smile and kissed my cum covered lips.
“You served me well. However, you must leave now. I have some urgent senatorial business to attend to.”
Shocked by the abruptness of his goodbye, I began to stammer, but he squished my cheeks together so I couldn’t talk.
“I didn’t ask you to talk, did I? I asked you to leave. So run along, son.” He pulled his pants up and took at a seat at his desk. I pulled my cargo shorts up and placed my Papa Johns hat back on my head.
Tears filled my eyes as I left Mitts home. Sure, I had had one of the best nuts of my life, but now I felt filthy, like a worthless whore of a man.
‘Ah well,’ I thought to myself , ‘at least you voted for Obama.’
I then carefully reached into his boxer briefs and slid them down to reveal Mitt Romney’s hard cock. It was maybe four inches long, a little on the short side, but what it lacked in length it made up for in girth. Mitt Romney had one of the thickest cocks I’d ever seen.
Only because Garrison is moving on to drawing Hillary without any panties at all. You can totally tell that he has her completely bottomless behind the ring.
82 comments
1 ErectBiscuit 2019-01-03
At this point it's clearly a fetish
1 Dramatictuna 2019-01-03
It's ego based though, as we can see from lack of chad bulge.
1 askexplainlikeim5 2019-01-03
Dude bulge lmao
1 ineed750bucks 2019-01-03
I looked too and couldn't find it sad uwu
1 GunOfSod 2019-01-03
He's obviously tucked his tackle between his legs so he doesn't immaculate Mitt any further.
1 micerl 2019-01-03
Bruh, “Emasculate”?
1 OnionBits 2019-01-03
He should have included thicc Hillary and it would have been perfect
1 reebokpumps 2019-01-03
No Hillary booty, no upvote
1 ComedicSans 2019-01-03
I'd have expected Garrison to make Trump's bulge bigger.
1 explohd 2019-01-03
https://i.redd.it/88w17blnssl11.jpg
1 old_grumpy_grandpa 2019-01-03
Dumb thicc
1 Grizzly-boyfriend 2019-01-03
Thanks. I hate it.
1 confusedblues 2019-01-03
Holy fuck. Is this real?
1 explohd 2019-01-03
I wish
1 SnapshillBot 2019-01-03
There is absolutely nowhere on Reddit (except maybe The Great Awakening) where stupider, sadder, scareder, or crazier comments consistently get upboats and support than this place you linked. You might think, Hey look! A place where women aren't all sucking tranny peen! Weird! But then you find out that they are scared of tranny peen, and believe that in a couple years, women who don't assimilate and get a peen themselves will be locked up in suspended cages, let down from their gibbets only to be repeatedly viciously raped and denied STEM jobs.
That place is like /r/drama if everyone here felt scared for their lives, and could only find possibly recourse in demanding mayocide and bussy. Swap our memes for 'white-female ethnosexstate now' and 'kill all men before they kill all women' and you have a pretty fair idea of their topics.
And that's where it gets interesting: they're unironically probussycide, unironically antifemayocide. Truly, /r/drama has its antithesis.
And believe me: it is dangerous.
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1 FelineExpress 2019-01-03
You're trying way too hard pal. Just do the bot stuff and STFU.
1 wwyzzerdd 2019-01-03
Mitt sorta looks like a spider with all those arms... a man spider.
1 BlessThisBussy 2019-01-03
http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/30300000/Spider-man-memes-meme-30324903-600-400.jpg
1 Aiwatcher 2019-01-03
Can someone explain to me who the woman in the corner is? There's no label telling me who to hate
1 OreoRaguSmoothie 2019-01-03
Looks like Nancy Pelosi.
1 TehAlpacalypse 2019-01-03
Pelosi has brown hair tho
1 Ranilen 2019-01-03
The hair makes me think it's a tiny, failed Trump clone. Like a Trumpunculus.
1 1029384756-mk2 2019-01-03
Trumpulstilstkin?
1 cheers_grills 2019-01-03
Elizabeth Warren I think.
1 JamesRobotoMD 2019-01-03
His waifu
1 princess_y_fronts 2019-01-03
You can't see frilly underwear so not hillary.
1 Captain-Tripps 2019-01-03
Has to be Hillary since she's blonde.
1 AwanBros 2019-01-03
1 DukeOfSquirrels 2019-01-03
michelle obama
1 YummyCummies 2019-01-03
Okay wow I didn’t even see her
1 le_epic_xd 2019-01-03
>ORANGE MAN BAD
1 preserved_fish 2019-01-03
Indeed.
1 grungebot5000 2019-01-03
officially dead
1 Momruepari 2019-01-03
and just like that, a meme was killed
1 Tobans 2019-01-03
1 infinitude 2019-01-03
Forced memes were what got us into this mess in the first place
1 Anarcho_Autism 2019-01-03
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Ben "Mail Bomb Boomer" Garrison burned tf out of the meme. My vote for substitute goes to
Or something.
Shit.
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-01-03
Ngl, twink Mitt is pretty cute.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-01-03
Does anyone else think there's something kind of dead and soulless about Mitt Romney's expression? Dude always gave me the impression he has a deep and dank well in which multiple young women are imprisoned.
1 RyuunDragon 2019-01-03
That's just a regular conservathot genetic mutation.
1 JamesRobotoMD 2019-01-03
That’s just a side effect of Mormonism
1 MacAndShits 2019-01-03
MFW I find another volunteer for the well
1 menacing_smegma 2019-01-03
Yeah, he looks like he’d order a pizza from the place down the road, then when I, a young twink shows up at his house with his delivery, he invites me in. “Would you look like to have a glass of water before you leave? It’s so hot this time of year and I know you have a long drive back.” I know that I’m not really supposed to go into clients homes, but he was right, it was really hot out. Plus, there was something about the way he looked at me. An almost animalistic stare, the way I imagine a lion looks at an antelope. His eyes stopped any other thought or idea from forming, other than; I want Mitt Romney to fuck my ass. “Oh, th-thank you Mr. Romney,” I stammered as my heart began to pound and my cock began to stiffen.
Mitt lead me through his beautifully furnished living room into his office. Pulling the tie from around his neck, he took a jug of water that sat on his desk and poured out a glass for me. “Here you are,” he said, “spring water, from the Alps.” I took the glass from his hand and thanked him, and he offered me a seat in front of his desk. We both sat down across the desk from each other and sipped our water in silence. Mitt stared at me, his eyes running from my lips to my chest. I felt my face begin to heat up, and I could feel myself blushing as he looked me over. “You know,” he started, “it’s great to see such strong young men in this country today. How old are you son?” “I’m eighteen,” I replied. “Mmm, and you don’t look a day older,” he said with a smile. “I remember when I was eighteen. I was just finishing high school, and I was so excited to be off to college and away from my parents for the first time.” He chuckled. “Which college are you attending son?” “Well actually,” I began, my face once again turning red , “I dropped out of high school.” Mitt looked deep into my eyes and smiled. “Ah. Well, there’s a place for everyone in the world. Some of the smartest people I’ve met have been corn farmers in Iowa somewhere, you know? While some of the stupidest, well... There’s a lot of idiots in Washington, I’ll tell you that.” I laughed and looked up at him, our eyes meeting once more. That stare hit me once again, and I felt frozen in place. My cock began to throb.
I finished my water and placed the glass back on his desk, finally breaking his gaze. Mitt stood up and came around the side of the desk to refill my glass. As he stood next to me I glanced up at his crotch. His bulge was eye level with me, and as I took it in in all of its glory, I noticed him looking at me. I pulled my eyes away from his cock and up to his face. He was smiling at me again, a wonderful expression that lit up the room. Fuck it. It was time to make my move. I reached up hesitantly and placed my hand on his rock hard penis. “Why don’t I show you my place in the world, Mr. Romney?” I said, trying my hardest to sound confident. Mitt reached down and guided my hand to his zipper. “Nothing would make me happier,” Mitt replied. I unzipped his suit pants and pulled them down to his knees. I then carefully reached into his boxer briefs and slid them down to reveal Mitt Romney’s hard cock. It was maybe four inches long, a little on the short side, but what it lacked in length it made up for in girth. Mitt Romney had one of the thickest cocks I’d ever seen. It was so thick I could barely wrap my hand around it. I placed my mouth around his cock and began to suck it. I placed the head between my lips and sucked it slowly, licking the tip after every stroke. Mitt moaned and placed his hand on the back of my head, pulling me in closer. My hands travelled up his thighs to his hips and I grabbed them, pulling myself forward and taking his whole dick in my throat. I went back and forth with my mouth, his hard cock stretching my lips wide. Mitt grabbed my hair and pulled my head back, looking down at me as he yanked his cock out of my mouth. “Stand up,” he ordered. I did as he said standing up and turning so that my back faced him. Mitt reached into his desk and pulled out a bottle of lubricant. I dropped my shorts and boxers and spread my asscheeks, revealing my asshole to Mitt Romney as he stood behind me. Soon, Mitt was working a lubed up finger into my ass. He placed another in there and continued to work, building speed as he went. My asshole stretched to accomodate his fingers, and I groaned in pleasure. “Mmm, I knew as soon as I saw you that you’d be a good little slut,” Mitt whispered in my ear. My cock was leaking all over his beautiful oak desk, and I could feel it throbbing more and more as the pressure in my ass began to build. “Fuck me Mr. Romney,” I said urgently, “fuck me harder than you fucked Massachusetts after the 2001 economic slump.” Mitt grunted, and I felt his cock press against my asshole. He pressed into me, and precum gushed as I was stretched wider than ever. He started off slowly, taking his time with each stroke. “You like it?” He whispered in my ear. “Yes sir Mr. Romney,” I replied, as he began to pump my ass faster. “I stimulated the state economy during my term as governor of Massachusetts. We saw an increase in jobs and a drop in unemployment.” “Yes, but,” I gasped in between each stroke, “the economic recovery in Massachusetts was terrible compared to the rest of the country - oh fuck!” I yelled out in pleasure as Mitt drove his cock deep into me. He placed his hand around my throat and began to choke me as he slammed my ass harder. “I introduced a universal healthcare system that worked brilliantly without crippling the state economy,” he growled. I moaned as Mitts grip tightened around my throat, and I eeked out , “Yes, but you later denounced this system during the 2012 presidential run saying it wouldn’t work on a federal level.” Mitt grunted and began to drill me harder. He pulled his cock out of my ass and spanked me. “Get on your knees,” he demanded. I dropped to my knees and looked up at his glistening cock. He began to stroke his cock fast, pulling my head closer. I placed and his balls in my mouth and began to suck them as Mitt reached his climax. “Binders!” He exclaimed as he fired his thick hot load across my face. I giggled and scooped some of his cum off of my nose and into my mouth. Mitt reached down and pulled me to my feet, taking my cock in his hand. He stared deep into my eyes for the last time, and I sprayed a gigantic load of cum onto his dress shirt. I groaned and began to quiver as the biggest load I’ve ever shot continued to fire out of my cock. Mitt looked at me with his wry smile and kissed my cum covered lips. “You served me well. However, you must leave now. I have some urgent senatorial business to attend to.” Shocked by the abruptness of his goodbye, I began to stammer, but he squished my cheeks together so I couldn’t talk. “I didn’t ask you to talk, did I? I asked you to leave. So run along, son.” He pulled his pants up and took at a seat at his desk. I pulled my cargo shorts up and placed my Papa Johns hat back on my head. Tears filled my eyes as I left Mitts home. Sure, I had had one of the best nuts of my life, but now I felt filthy, like a worthless whore of a man. ‘Ah well,’ I thought to myself , ‘at least you voted for Obama.’
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1 jaredschaffer27 2019-01-03
I don't even know what to say, bud
1 SellYourKidsForKarma 2019-01-03
Excuse me, I have to go stick my head in a microwave to forget this comment.
1 fauxbreaux 2019-01-03
This but unironically
1 Etsuko1 2019-01-03
Oh my word
1 seenten 2019-01-03
https://old.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/acfs7j/romney_fantasies/
1 wtf_Did_You_Just 2019-01-03
https://old.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/acfs7j/romney_fantasies/
1 sevp 2019-01-03
Yeah totally looks like that
1 Anarcho_Autism 2019-01-03
Based and redpilled.
1 uniqueguy263 2019-01-03
1 GunOfSod 2019-01-03
The sort of grin that could tie a family pet to the top of a car.
1 Jewlluminazis 2019-01-03
Inherent quality to rich scumbags. Source: Wikipedia
1 JumbledFun 2019-01-03
What a hunk
1 22333444455555666666 2019-01-03
https://www.washingtonpost.com/resizer/ieqW5ghu_n_NIuuK71DWLXDyIDU=/1484x0/arc-anglerfish-washpost-prod-washpost.s3.amazonaws.com/public/LX3ULGQNDYI6TAY7HKRMFPSMXU.jpg
1 antihexe 2019-01-03
he does kind of look like one in that photo
1 egadsby 2019-01-03
c'mon who wouldn't bang this PAWG
1 blyatman12345 2019-01-03
T H I C C 🤤
1 Anarcho_Autism 2019-01-03
He looks like genetic mix of a snapping turtle, meerkat, 10-piece chicken McNuggets and Gary Busy.
1 YummyCummies 2019-01-03
More like Mike Busey tbh
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-01-03
TIL Mitt still is in politics.
1 McFluffTheCrimeCat 2019-01-03
He just got a new senate seat.
1 error404brain 2019-01-03
No big bulge. Sad.
1 SkipperPauline 2019-01-03
At least we cannot see Clintons knickers any more.
1 GoldenMonkeyPox 2019-01-03
Only because Garrison is moving on to drawing Hillary without any panties at all. You can totally tell that he has her completely bottomless behind the ring.
1 SkipperPauline 2019-01-03
I would love to see his private stash of illustrations, bet it would make the old girl blush.
1 elksandturkeys 2019-01-03
He has a fetish with Hillary's panties also. He's constantly drawing them.
1 MightiestEwok 2019-01-03
There's not enough labels on this one, I can't understand it :'(
1 Unkill_is_dill 2019-01-03
When is Ben gonna give in to his desires and make a porn comic about Trump and thicc Hillary?
1 King_Drumpf 2019-01-03
Thicc.
1 ZMowlcher 2019-01-03
I bet Trump looks like a frog naked.
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1 eddieandbill 2019-01-03
"Ben Garrison is one motherfucking shitty cartoonist!"
-Cathy Guisewite
1 rnjbond 2019-01-03
Trump is buff and has a six pack, while Romney is skinny fat?
1 jank_king20 2019-01-03
The media or just Ben Garrison since he had his seizure when Daddy got elected
1 FelineExpress 2019-01-03
If you can "sexualize" a fat, dumb, impotent pedophile then more power to you.
1 SuperShake66652 2019-01-03
Not enough fentanyl-based labels. I don’t understand what’s going on.
1 Electroyote 2019-01-03
No annotations? [Question]
I don't know who these people are! [Exclamation]
1 RockyCoon 2019-01-03
Ben Garrison draws fan art of himself, and buff Donald no doubt. He's on the bottom, always.
1 Ustasecrusher 2019-01-03
Its clear Benny wants daddy to penetrate tight bussy while he mommy braps on his face