Yeap, now whenever i look at a woman in armour or even in stylized clothes, i look first at their feet to check for heels, their chest to see if there is boobplate or something more substiantial than a few strings of cloth that wont come off if the character stands still and than their waist, again to see of there are any pointy bits that will stab them if they so much twist their bodies.
The donor listed his profession as a writer, musician, and taxi driver. My wife and I romantically imagined he was refusing to get a desk job, but instead collecting the stories of those he'd pick up in his cab, readying to write the Great American Novel.
...and the way she writes 'my wife' like its a genuine real life, and then the 'wife' ran off probably cause she could smell a rat 'ahh she aint a real lesbo like me, Im gonna head for the hills of Michigan with my daughter to raise her to hate men and/or be free of gender!'
either that or she wasn't earning enough money so her 'wife' dumped her which actually sounds pretty authentic!
you got dumped by a skank looking for money, welcome to the world of men bitch!
If I was a lesbaby/gaybaby, I would feel so fucking let down that they didn't pick the sperm of some famous athlete
Like each of those couples has the chance to eugenics the fuck out of their kid and give him an easy, incredible life through being tall, hung, and athletic
Basically what kind of retard picks mayo sperm lmao
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1 BussyShillBot 2019-01-03
Yeap, now whenever i look at a woman in armour or even in stylized clothes, i look first at their feet to check for heels, their chest to see if there is boobplate or something more substiantial than a few strings of cloth that wont come off if the character stands still and than their waist, again to see of there are any pointy bits that will stab them if they so much twist their bodies.
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1 cragfar 2019-01-03
A lesbians life story never fails to provide some lols
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1 modsarefags225690 2019-01-03
It's over for lesbocels
1 le_epic_xd 2019-01-03
Hot?
1 miraoister 2019-01-03
no.
1 saint2e 2019-01-03
That's actually kinda cool.
1 Osterion 2019-01-03
Wholesome story ☺
1 stalejokesunlimited 2019-01-03
Post this to r/truelesbians
1 miraoister 2019-01-03
/r/subsIfellfor
1 miraoister 2019-01-03
https://old.reddit.com/r/truelesbians/comments/abvul0/are_we_being_infiltrated_again/ed3e272/
trouble in paradise!
1 Osterion 2019-01-03
So this is like actuallesbians but without the trannies I guess?
1 miraoister 2019-01-03
we finally have some enemies we can unite with to make a strong bi-partisan alliance.
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-01-03
Imagine picking loser sperm by choice
1 miraoister 2019-01-03
...and the way she writes 'my wife' like its a genuine real life, and then the 'wife' ran off probably cause she could smell a rat 'ahh she aint a real lesbo like me, Im gonna head for the hills of Michigan with my daughter to raise her to hate men and/or be free of gender!' either that or she wasn't earning enough money so her 'wife' dumped her which actually sounds pretty authentic!
you got dumped by a skank looking for money, welcome to the world of men bitch!
1 StockHyde 2019-01-03
What lesbian hurt you?
1 miraoister 2019-01-03
all of them.
1 RememberTheAyLmao 2019-01-03
My wife? She's
Asianmy egg donor.1 J-F-K 2019-01-03
Saw this in a Twitter moment earlier. The BBC writes this article likes a quirky rom com, when in reality this woman’s life is a shit show
1 LighthouseToLunar 2019-01-03
If I was a lesbaby/gaybaby, I would feel so fucking let down that they didn't pick the sperm of some famous athlete
Like each of those couples has the chance to eugenics the fuck out of their kid and give him an easy, incredible life through being tall, hung, and athletic
Basically what kind of retard picks mayo sperm lmao
1 AnnoyinTheGoyim 2019-01-03
Your mom?