Completely straight OP refuses to accept giving friends casual gym tugs and platonic mouth relief is gay.

1  2019-01-03 by Captain-Tripps

17 comments

Bahahhaha. This is totally individualized. First of all. And people don't change, second of all. You should never ever ever get online and preach again. You don't understand reality at all.

People are the exact same they were 1000 years ago, you fucking psycho. People don't change kid. Grow the fuck up and stop whining so much. Your life is your fault. You've been given opportunity most everyone from the past 20,000 years could only dream of. You're a loser and we didn't do it. We tried to help. You did it. You are that

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Dude please grow up and don’t bother answering if you aren’t going to help. How were you raised? This is not a question for some close-minded woman

Bad bait, but still funny. I always support gussy getting cucked

The funniest part is that he kept replying. I loved it.

Very dedicated. Have to admire that.

It's so good I almost believe that somewhere out there there is a dude making gay jokes as he jerks his friends off. What a magical world we live in.

Fuck you guys man

Ohmigosh, he's here! Gosh I'm kinda embarrassed to ask but could you do that thing where you say your not gay as you chug baby batter?

Do you say no homo 5 times before blowing him and 15 times after letting him cum in your mouth (20 for the face, 5-10 depending on where on the body)?

BRO JOB BRO JOB

I'm the friend, we are both very straight

Tfw no bro to give me a handy brojob

Choo choo

Straight men WISH this was the norm. I’d love to have friends like these.

Obvious troll that just woke up 6 days ago. 🙄

IT IS NOT GAY

You're right, mouth relief isn't gay, it's platonic.