Local man takes on the landwhales at cb2 all by himself

1  2019-01-04 by want-dick-in-butt-xd

133 comments

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Remember that she paid thousands to some guy to massacre her chest

I give those tities two thumbs down👎

More like 👈☝️

The milks gone bad

(o) (0)

"some guy "mocks her anatomy" " .. TIL bad boob jobs are anatomy

Walmart bags filled with rubber cement, a notable part of the female body.

Feminist defense of bad boob jobs boggles my mind. You'd think feminists would be strongly anti-boob job, but it's 2019 and sexist men are anti-boob job and feminists are pro-boob job.

thousands of rubles maybe

$12.50 in pesos

You're scum of the fucking earth

Why respond like this when you can call him sweetie to show how totally not triggered you are? This guy needs to be sent back down to srd, he hasn't come far enough in his metasub training.

He must learn.

call him sweetie

Is that even a word? Thought it was sweaty.

No, "sweaty" is the /r/Drama version of "sweety," because we have no affection for anyone and like to mock others for being fat. Fat people are naturally sweaty, thus the term.

Actually it was appropriated by Drama from MDE sweaty

As if MDE ever produced anything of value.

Implying Drama has?

Of course it has, /r/Drama has a rich, full, native culture. It doesn't need to assimilate the filthy habits of MDE-migrants.

Huffing petrol is real culture

Huffing is for laughably poor people, like Chapotards.

We do meth here.

MDE had schizoposting, greaserposting, boatposting, writing competitions, etc. That's the most notable.

Isn't Sam Hyde, patron saint of MDE, an ugly fat fuck?

Yes

That's one of the few things both sides agree with.

his ugly face pics have been turned into memes before actually

I thought it came from some Facebook screenshot that was pretty popular in which someone unironically misspells "sweetie" as "sweaty"

I've been using it for a while. It was because this fat sweaty fuck in high school drank McDonalds sweet tea every day, meaning that my friends and I asked him if he enjoyed his McDonalds sweaty. This of course morphed into saying sweaty as a replacement for sweetie since it is pronounced similarly to sweet tea.

Swatty

Because leafs pioneered this shit without nazi help six years ago.

Ugh. That slight nasally valley girl accent really kills any hope of a degradation boner here.

👢👢 😳🍆

i've always felt like that girl was really into that dude

Downvoted for sweetie. It is sweaty you dunce.

I didn't read, but I'm gonna make the probably correct assumption that the circlebrokers are dumb and wrong.

The get really upset and claim the other guy is upset aka crying wojak wearing a :^) mask

actually, everybody’s right this time

Everybody is wrong, but one of them is intentionally trying to be wrong and the others are white knighting.

Wew

I am a cis white male, and at this point I'd gladly force feed-bleach to your entire family while you watch :D :D :D P.s. you are a pathetic degenerate whom no one will ever love, who will fail at everything, and die the same scum that you are now. Please kill yourself, I really mean it, please do it!!! If you can't find one person by the end of the day who thinks otherwise, you should just do it.

Why do people willingly use Reddit, again?

I am a cis white male

lol

:D :D :D

lol

Yup I stopped giving a shit after that line too lol.

soy face emoji

the ol' soylent grin

And they can ping too!

I fucking love mental illness lmfao

Word. These people are so clueless they don't realize just how much of a laughing stock they are.

This is honestly the left that I know. This is vile, bitter, and just sad. And it's just lurking underneath so many of them and their thin veneer of supportive kindness.

If someone saying mean words about trannies causes you to fantasize about murdering a family of 5 including a one year old child than I think you actually are the unhinged evil person.

ahhh, the left.

trannies.png

And we can't ping anymore 😒

Cb2 goin the chapo route and doing the dick pic request faggotness?

It’s probably more like Chapos spreading beyond their sub and bringing their faggy culture with them.

dick pic request?

Post hog

Pigs aren’t dicks get your mind out of the gutter

Daily reminder that CB2 in large supported Romney in the 2012 presidential election

Really? Got any links to back that up? That would be fucking hilarious

There are many if you just search Romney there and look at threads from 6+ years ago

Here’s one example

Little-known fact, but circlebroke, CB2, and SRD used to be relatively rightoid back when Reddit was a more broadly far-left site. Over the course of about a year, though, it gradually got assimilated by SRS types and became the absolute shithole it is today.

The faggots keep a list over at the againstthoughtcrime sub of subreddit that have gotten banned or captured

They think it's some sort of trophy wall that they manage to snake their way into mod positions and take over from the inside, all the while having to play an act while they wait, it's honestly sad

It was summer 2013, there were many shifts that happened

  • /r/atheism stopped being a thing

  • /r/politics was taken off the default page (I think) and /r/news was out in its place

  • Snowden happened and everyone stopped sucking Obama’s dick

  • The new pope actually seemed kind of cool

So all that shit combined turned the general tune of reddit on its head and THEN the next year you had Gamergate which made it even worse. I honest to god miss 2012 circlebroke it was kind of like what /r/drama is now

Yeah, those were good times. I remember literally making my first reddit account to shitpost on circlebroke and /r/magicskyfairy. Had no idea the SRS/antiSRS drama would end up taking over the whole metasphere at the time

Cb2 goin the chapo route and doing the dick pic request faggotness?

As someone that want to have a bussy boi as secretary in the future, I am incredibly happy about the willingness far left group have for normalising sexual harassement.

Post bussy.

Lol at CB2 getting this mad. "Duuh- do-dont you insult my finance dom queens... you... you... fucker!!"

telling people to kill themselves and threatening to murder them is not very nice, I really hope they all keep themselves safe

Fuck you nazi

More like threatening to murder him and his entire family. Because he used the word "whore" to describe literal whores. Incredible.

Naturally the empathetic left upvoted this deranged rant

Revenge porn is bad

That said, how can one man be so based?

How can revenge porn possibly be bad?

It's a really cheap move meant to manipulate partners and in blackmailing. Revenge porn is really bad.

That said, saving that tiddy stream doesn't come under revenge porn.

Fuck off roastie/white knight

Oh sweaty, who hurt you?

You're the scum of the fucking earth

that line better become a staple on this sub

Dont cheat on your SO if they have nudes of you. I dont think manipulation (unless you mean the actual desired revenge of social shame) or blackmail has anything to do with it.

If you do, MAD that shit.

Get pictures of them getting pegged in a Japanese maid outfit with a dragon dildo in their mouth.

just wanna note, from the rules of /r/circlebroke2:

No fighting words.

"you're scum of the fucking earth"

"why do you talk to strangers like that?"

🤔

No fighting words except if you're on our side, cause then it's justified*

Maaaaaaan we got some ace detectives over there

😴 😴 😴

The only remotely interesting thing about this is how bad that boob job is.

you're not ed and you never will be

Let ed come back and defend what is his, then.

love how they instantly escalate to the unironic kys. never change cb2.

I think about bleach and you and imagine you drinking it and your entire family and everyone you love drinking it and then the world gets better.

This seems excessive, even for a joke.

the best part is that the admins are coming down on this subreddit for far less than that kind of thing

Well of course, because we were the big meanies pinging people instead of just talking about them behind their back.

Should be a Bussy quote, tbqhf

I doubt that commentor could even lift your average bleach jug let’s be real.

B L E A C H E D

Oh boy the whales are mad as hell! It's "The Bloop" all over again. Somewhere a seismograph and a sound detector are going haywire and scientists will be baffled

Y'know, I would join in with the telling you to kill yourself, but I can't think of any worse fate than being you, so I hope you live long enough to realize what a pathetic waste of oxygen you are, that would be far more painful than any death your little brain could devise.

Yo wtf, these mongs are kys posting! ADMINS!

This thread needs an itty bitty amount of pinging. u/Annoysthegoys can we pls?

serious question: why are you only friends with whores?

Can we ping this dude? That guy is doing the Lord's work over there

Pm him with a link to drama

😍😍😍

Have him added as a mod

She used to be in here all the time. I imagine shes either seen this post and decided not to respond or will see it soon

mod him

YIKES.

downvote and move on

Someone has linked to this thread from another place on reddit: [/r/subredditdrama] Drama in /r/circlebroke2 when someone mentions that they have friends who are sex workers and one user takes offense at that

Holy shit. The amount of butthurt this man has caused with just one comment... He's an artist

Someone took offense to something, but I dont think it was ourguy

You think this is something big? There was this one guy who pissed off an entire sub and told them he couldn’t be raped, rape was for subhuman beta male cucks, and that he was the rapist.

Based and baitpilled he was

Lmao, wtf is that sub. Never ceases to amaze me how much people focus on something inane.

the guy is a literal master baiter, yet he’s still taken seriously by people who want to think their online crusading makes a difference

You’re the scum of the fucking earth

Make that man a mod, he canned more SRDines then we ever will.

SRD will always ignore what's actually funny in a situation to instead politically grandstand about something

Gotta have the moral high ground

The "I want to kill your whole family because you made me mad" guy is pretty funny.

mod this man

imagine having friends who are not prostitutes and gay for pay 🤔🤔🤔

This guy is a one man army.

the owner of ThotHub shows up and plays the part of humble merchant

Hmm. Didn't know CB2 was into anti-Semitism.

Cb2 is the biggest joke on this site. Fat tumblr whales who spend their time looking through every post for all the mean comments

who spend their time looking through every post for all the mean comments

Isn't that what we do tho

We do it to laugh and have fun.

They do it to get angry and feed off the outrage and write essays about it.

I think about bleach and you and imagine you drinking it and your entire family and everyone you love drinking it and then the world gets better.

"forgets" she is streaming.

feminists act like deranged, lecherous lesbians

surprise population; 0

I think about bleach and you and imagine you drinking it and your entire family and everyone you love drinking it and then the world gets better.

now this is drama (and epic) not just another 'chapo discusses [news item] XDDD'

the good thing about you trannies is that I don't have to suggest doing that to you. 50% of you get it done all by themselves 😁😁😁

Holy shit this guy takes no prisoners.

Why do people put this much energy into internet arguments

This is gonna get a yikes from me bro

serious question: why are you only friends with whores?

Did Daddy not love you enough, or maybe he loved you too much?

In any case stuff like this is why I make a copy when I find a video or pics I really like (not that this would be the case for your friends, not really into traps personally)

lmao what a man

this guy deserved mod status

I swear this is gonna get us banned.

May as well bring back pinging for our last hours, right?

Y'know, I would join in with the telling you to kill yourself, but I can't think of any worse fate than being you, so I hope you live long enough to realize what a pathetic waste of oxygen you are, that would be far more painful than any death your little brain could devise.

Fresh pasta yummy

serious question: why are you only friends with whores?

Because they're a trans whore

The first mistake you made was going to cb2 voluntarily.

shut up, I can beat up middle school kids no problem. Most of them can't even deadlift twice their bodyweight and I'm almost at thrice.