My dad was a great man. He worked as a volunteer firefighter for 30 years, and risked his life to save others. He was one of the firefighters who survived 9/11, and was responsible for rescuing many people that day. He was a charitable man who raised money for cancers foundations, Lou Gerrigs Disease, etc. He also taught me and my sister to suck dicks from an early age, which has been a valuable skill for us as we have become actors in our adult lives. I have never met a more generous, caring, kind and considerate man. My father was a hero, a philanthropist, a great dad, and a pedophile. Please, do not lump all members of a group together.
not a pedo, just don't like overtly womanly figures. not a weeb cause I don't even watch Japanese cartoons. Not a Nazi, just interested in military history.
Iโm very sure Shark Life isnโt a pedo. He has an Asian cuck fetish and while you might not be wrong in thinking that people only like Asians because theyโre look younger than they are, thatโs not hard evidence
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-01-04
Gay porn is a genre that cuts across all demographics and the stigma that you have to be gay to enjoy it needs to come to an end right now.
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1 Throwaway849596 2019-01-04
there's nothing better than when pedos die.
1 El_Guero_Alto 2019-01-04
This tbh ๐๐๐ฅ๐พ๐ฏโค๏ธโบ๏ธโค๏ธ๐ฏ๐๐๐
1 menacing_smegma 2019-01-04
My dad was a great man. He worked as a volunteer firefighter for 30 years, and risked his life to save others. He was one of the firefighters who survived 9/11, and was responsible for rescuing many people that day. He was a charitable man who raised money for cancers foundations, Lou Gerrigs Disease, etc. He also taught me and my sister to suck dicks from an early age, which has been a valuable skill for us as we have become actors in our adult lives. I have never met a more generous, caring, kind and considerate man. My father was a hero, a philanthropist, a great dad, and a pedophile. Please, do not lump all members of a group together.
1 MoistPassage 2019-01-04
If all the pedos die, what happens to all the sexy kids? It's like that thing where you imagine one hand clapping.
1 WarSanchez 2019-01-04
Furries are the pedos of tge animal world.
Tangential yes, but very relevant, they deserve the same fate.
1 HardIsLife 2019-01-04
Like Iโve said before the only thing worse than pedos are weeaboo pedos.
1 El_Guero_Alto 2019-01-04
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1 Shortcakespecial 2019-01-04
damn you, weeaboo pedos
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1 -Steve_French- 2019-01-04
,What's actually going on
1 Shortcakespecial 2019-01-04
not a pedo just because I like cute Asian girls and I don't even watch Japanese cartoons
1 -Steve_French- 2019-01-04
Stopped reading there
1 Shortcakespecial 2019-01-04
you have French in your name. Isn't France like the global pedo capital?
1 -Steve_French- 2019-01-04
I bet that sounded really good when you though of it, Heebie Jeebie
1 Shortcakespecial 2019-01-04
France is the country which gave known hebe rapist Polanski asylum
1 -Steve_French- 2019-01-04
Seems you know a lot about where you can get away with fucking children, Heebie
1 Shortcakespecial 2019-01-04
literally everyone knows this. he also drugged her and anally raped her, that the girl was only 13 just made it worse
1 -Steve_French- 2019-01-04
Is that one of your favorite stories?
Can you list all of the ages of consent for every country that you know?
1 Shortcakespecial 2019-01-04
you think it's entertaining or something?
Not for every, for a few European countries, then for Japan, Korea and the US but idk how it varies from state to state
1 Kiru-kokujin25 2019-01-04
yeah she was only 13 too old for you
1 Shortcakespecial 2019-01-04
not saying she wasn't cute but that's still way too young
1 Kiru-kokujin25 2019-01-04
you stopped?
1 Shortcakespecial 2019-01-04
I only watch cool Japanese movies like Throne of Blood
1 Kiru-kokujin25 2019-01-04
literally never heard of it
1 Shortcakespecial 2019-01-04
It's a film by Kurosawa. Him and Ozu were probably the most influential Japanese directors.
1 Kiru-kokujin25 2019-01-04
I know about Kurosawa but never heard of that movie
1 HardIsLife 2019-01-04
Arenโt you one?
1 Shortcakespecial 2019-01-04
no, not a pedo and don't even watch anything in a language other than German, English, Swedish, French, Korean, or Italian.
1 HardIsLife 2019-01-04
Koreaboos are just as badz
1 Shortcakespecial 2019-01-04
if anything I'm a wehraboo.
1 HardIsLife 2019-01-04
Is that a German sausage?
1 Shortcakespecial 2019-01-04
No, that's Bratwurst or Fleischwurst, or anything that ends with Wurst basically.
The Wรผstenfuchs was a brilliant tactician, known for his military actions in Africa which earned him the nickname desert fox (aka fennec).
1 HardIsLife 2019-01-04
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1 Shortcakespecial 2019-01-04
you should be more interested in military history, not only in food ๐๐๐
1 HardIsLife 2019-01-04
So, youโre a pedo weeaboo Nazi?
1 Shortcakespecial 2019-01-04
not a pedo, just don't like overtly womanly figures. not a weeb cause I don't even watch Japanese cartoons. Not a Nazi, just interested in military history.
1 HardIsLife 2019-01-04
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1 RealJackAnchor 2019-01-04
All the comments agree with me, you dumb pedo sympathizing scumfuck.
/r/drama needs a pedocide and soon.
1 d4ddyd54m4 2019-01-04
Iโm very sure Shark Life isnโt a pedo. He has an Asian cuck fetish and while you might not be wrong in thinking that people only like Asians because theyโre look younger than they are, thatโs not hard evidence
1 Shortcakespecial 2019-01-04
Asian girls are cuter on average than any other race. Deal with it.
1 d4ddyd54m4 2019-01-04
I mean I married one so I canโt say I disagree
1 Ed_BatteredToast 2019-01-04
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1 -Steve_French- 2019-01-04
Imagine being against kangaroo courts and less pedos.