It's a shame Elon Musk isn't eligible for US presidency because I think he'd make an even greater meme president than Trump.

1  2019-01-04 by butwhydoesreddit

That is all, I hope this isn't one of those subs where automod requires a sacrifice of 1000 words or more

24 comments

1  sonsof_anarchy 2019-01-04

He is supposed be a greater Lex Luthor.

1  HardIsLife 2019-01-04

Elect me and I would make sure people like OP stay in jail.

1  butwhydoesreddit 2019-01-04

How did you know I'm Australian šŸ˜³

1  HardIsLife 2019-01-04

I can hear you dropping ā€œcuntā€ and ā€œmateā€ through the screen while chewing on kangaroo jerky.

1  pugba 2019-01-04

Why isn't he eligible?

1  El_Guero_Alto 2019-01-04

Born in South Africa to non citizen parents.

You have to be either born in the United States or be born to American citizen parents. The president must, by birth and not naturalization, be an American citizen 35 years or older.

1  pugba 2019-01-04

wtf elon is a minority? can he say nibber?

1  menacing_smegma 2019-01-04

No but he can say nigger

1  goodfordramacoin 2019-01-04

well heā€™s african american

1  Wheretheflowersgrow 2019-01-04

Is there a minimum amount of time you have to have lived in the US, even if you were born there?

1  EarlCampbellsMeat 2019-01-04

not even close dummy

1  heretobefriends 2019-01-04

Ok, but McAfee is.

1  loli_esports 2019-01-04

grats on finding out how to my cs twitter follows even worse

1  butwhydoesreddit 2019-01-04

I would call an ambulance for you but with that name Iā€™m happy to leave it

1  loli_esports 2019-01-04

as long as it isnt electric $TSLA #tesla $TSLAQ

1  5sharm5 2019-01-04

Heā€™d embrace pizzagate with open arms and call everyone criticizing him a pedo

1  l3v1athaN_ 2019-01-04

And then the Qtards will say he was Q all along

1  5sharm5 2019-01-04

Qtards are still a thing after sessions resigned? Howā€™d they rationalize that (I realize ā€œrationalizeā€ is probably the wrong word to use for them)

1  l3v1athaN_ 2019-01-04

It really isn't a word for them. Q was just a LARP up until 8chan, then it became cancer.

1  Starship_Litterbox_C 2019-01-04

Oprah would generate more salt tbh

1  l3v1athaN_ 2019-01-04

Yeah but she'll just be a basic corporate democrat while Musk will drop the hottest of takes

1  RecallRethuglicans 2019-01-04

McAfee does the hottest takes. We need a presidential debate where someone says his opponent is too soft because human-whale sex is clearly consensual

1  Wheretheflowersgrow 2019-01-04

If I was born in America but haven't lived there permanently since I was 4, am I eligible or is there a minimum amount of time you have to held an address or some shit, because I've never ruled it out being an option.

1  cochnbahls 2019-01-04

He could win a house seat in CA running as a libertarian, that would make some fun pasta.