I am thoroughly trouncing you. I've seen your mo and I spanked you at your own game. I found your flaw and exploited it quite nicely, my slaughtered braised goose.
If your post had any of that in it, it would probably be great. But it doesn't. It just has the aftermath where some guy apologises to another guy about some shit we haven't seen.
When I was 13 and in the throes of that which vexes all boys of the age (the inability to see anything vaguely boob shaped without immediately hardening up and having to run to the nearest portajohn to rub one out) I had a very attractive older sister. She was 4 years older than me, and had an early birthday so she was one of the oldest in her grade but still relatively close to me in grades since I had a late birthday. Anyway, we had a good relationship, like I was the typical annoying younger brother and she was the hot older sister who would prance around in a bra and panties and "accidently" leave the door open in the bathroom while showering and changing and I would be left longing and drooling and diving into her hamper to bath in her dirty underwear and she knew how I felt because she would wink and laugh and joke around and it was all very non-serious so it wasn't really fucked up. Well, she worked at a popular fast food restaurant (name withheld because they're region specific) in the kitchen, doing beautiful things with cooking oil and greasy meat. I still to this day remember her radiance when she'd come home reeking of sweat and grease and tear off her uniform in the living room while jumping in joy at her shift being over, her teenaged boobs bouncing joyfully while I shift a throw pillow over my crotch to shield my 4-inch boner.
I couldn't imagine being this upset about a dumb meme subreddit to the point where I'm wasting my time typing several paragraphs about getting banned. The mod is also lame as shit for caring about what people submit to a dumb meme subreddit too, though
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-01-06
I am thoroughly trouncing you. I've seen your mo and I spanked you at your own game. I found your flaw and exploited it quite nicely, my slaughtered braised goose.
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1 hp_lovecrafts_cat 2019-01-06
and that's the tea, sis
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2019-01-06
I am missing the comeuppance. As far as I can tell the dude banned the person from /r/food and /r/foodporn and only unbanned them from /r/rfoodporn.
1 SamWhite 2019-01-06
Would it kill you to put in some backstory?
1 I_Burned_The_Lasagna 2019-01-06
https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/comments/acmdeq/i_literally_got_banned_from_rfood_for_posting/
1 SamWhite 2019-01-06
Your post is shit. Not in the sense of a shitpost, it's just a bit rubbish.
1 I_Burned_The_Lasagna 2019-01-06
Yeah so spanning 5 different subreddits and having a brigade causing a mod to fake apoligise is rubbish. You're wrong,
1 SamWhite 2019-01-06
If your post had any of that in it, it would probably be great. But it doesn't. It just has the aftermath where some guy apologises to another guy about some shit we haven't seen.
1 I_Burned_The_Lasagna 2019-01-06
Man you really are trying here. Kinda falling flat man but ok.
1 SamWhite 2019-01-06
When I was 13 and in the throes of that which vexes all boys of the age (the inability to see anything vaguely boob shaped without immediately hardening up and having to run to the nearest portajohn to rub one out) I had a very attractive older sister. She was 4 years older than me, and had an early birthday so she was one of the oldest in her grade but still relatively close to me in grades since I had a late birthday. Anyway, we had a good relationship, like I was the typical annoying younger brother and she was the hot older sister who would prance around in a bra and panties and "accidently" leave the door open in the bathroom while showering and changing and I would be left longing and drooling and diving into her hamper to bath in her dirty underwear and she knew how I felt because she would wink and laugh and joke around and it was all very non-serious so it wasn't really fucked up. Well, she worked at a popular fast food restaurant (name withheld because they're region specific) in the kitchen, doing beautiful things with cooking oil and greasy meat. I still to this day remember her radiance when she'd come home reeking of sweat and grease and tear off her uniform in the living room while jumping in joy at her shift being over, her teenaged boobs bouncing joyfully while I shift a throw pillow over my crotch to shield my 4-inch boner.
1 LongPostBot 2019-01-06
All those words won't bring daddy back.
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1 I_Burned_The_Lasagna 2019-01-06
And as a response to falling flat you post copypasta... YEESH. Sad.
1 heretobefriends 2019-01-06
That looks disgusting.
1 10IphonesIcarlyyyyyy 2019-01-06
I couldn't imagine being this upset about a dumb meme subreddit to the point where I'm wasting my time typing several paragraphs about getting banned. The mod is also lame as shit for caring about what people submit to a dumb meme subreddit too, though
1 seenten 2019-01-06
A third of it looks inedibly burnt.
1 le_epic_xd 2019-01-06
What is that burned carcass of a meal?
1 trumps_yellow_pubes 2019-01-06
/r/food mods are extremely sensitive (and fat).
Easiest way to get your comment removed is to just use the word 'fondant' on any post of cake.