/u/TheColdTurtle is a karma thief and has to be banned IMMEDIATELY.

1  2019-01-06 by Bitter-As-Fuck

My dearest dramanauts.

A little over 24 hours ago I posted this https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/acp5ha/turns_out_wizards_used_to_be_street_shitters/

Nothing amazing to be sure, but it had potential. Satisfied to let the thread grow organically, I venture on with my life. Little did I know there was a sinister darkness lurking our halls. Ready to steal karma the moment you let your guard down.

That darkness is /u/TheColdTurtle.

This motherfucking gussy loving mayo posted the exact same thread less than 3 hours later https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/acpzxh/jk_rowling_confirms_what_we_all_thought_every/ while barely changing the title.

What kind of fucking LOWLIFE would do such a thing?!

As of the time of this post, /u/TheColdTurtle's post has 233 upvotes whereas my original thread has 131 upvotes. This karma rightfully belongs to me and I demand reparations be paid.

Join me, my fellow bussy aficionados, in driving out this evil who has come to destroy our home.

17 comments

/u/TheColdTurtle your days are numbered.

I think the only option here is a battle of wits. Loser eats the ban.

COPE

Ok listen I will give you one more chance to hand over the karma. Do what is right for once in your life.

Hand over the bussy first

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Thank you Ed, very cool!

/u/TheColdTurtle just dommed you. you literally had your posting value extracted like a little bitch. i'm team turtle.

i'm team turtle.

Team mayo bitch more like.

you were literally sissified and emasculated by this individual. you are a living, breathing example of white genocide. give up

Are you overdue your pumpkin spice latte or something? Why so agitated?

yes, hoe. literally 3 months overdue, im still waiting

omg my fake internet points got taken. Dude, you're acting like you're the only one who reads Pottermore or Twitter.