Imagine even pretending to be attracted to this sentient set of gigantic chompers

1  2019-01-07 by burnitdownsyndrome

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y'know, I'm not sure if they're actually huge, but goddamn is that a lot of gum showing, and her jaw just kinda protrudes outwards (and her skull the other way) like the fuckin' Alien

found ben shapiros alt.

fight me, you little bitch. i will knock you out with a single swing of my flaccid cock.

I can only confidently guarantee that the prostitute you end up making tender love to (lol) will shower longer than she usually does after your 5 shameful minutes of disappointing her

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Imagine being so pressed about a random politician's looks.

  1. how did you even get here? r/all new?

  2. if you'd been here even during the last week you'd know people have been talking about how they want to make cummies in this demon maw come to life they call "commie mommie" (it should be Mami if you're gonna fucking say it, jfc how is that not obvious)

  3. Dae Drumpf is cheeto man?

Too much Adderall, eh?

You people entertain me. Carry on, monkeys of mental midgetry.

sweet alliteration, bro. did you write the Captain Underpants book titles?

Nope. Y'all only get Half a bar.

Y'all

Out, out, Out!

There's nothing wrong with saying y'all.

Yikes.

Oh honey

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oof

It's problematic.

yal'l

CA poster in drama fishing for that rightoid validation comment.

lmfao this is so embarrassing

Seething.

Imagine S E E T H I N G this hard at an attractive congresswoman

You're actually going to kill yourself when you realise your shitposts don't make anyone mad aren't you?

C O P E

They don't make anyone mad people just willingly sperg out in ed's replies lmao

The post is currently sitting at 61%, so it's clearly hit a nerve with some people.

Ed, pal, we've agreed that Emma Stone is beautiful and that Tina Fey is v funny.

so I know that us kindred spirits in waifu taste must also agree that any and all positive comments about this literal horse-lady's appearance are pure meme material.

the only thing we disagree with is stooping low enough to debase yourself to actually use them.

sorry sweaty, she's too gross.

Emma Stone is beautiful and that Tina Fey is v funny.

Agreeing with FACTS and LOGIC shouldn't be considered 🦄🌈#BRAVE🌈🦄. It's a reality regardless of your opinion.

Also, AOC is hot. You just have to put your narrative aside for a sec to see that. E.g Paul Ryan is daddy af regardless of him being a massive cunt.

See? That wasn't so hard. Same goes for MAGA Daddy.

See here's my dilemma, you're 2/3 right, because I don't like Paul Ryan and I do think he's handsome, and even if I didn't like Daddy i would think that was a handsome picture.

but then you have Toothmore the Beaner Fury dragon over there, and the absolute very best I could rate her is: mega-butterface.

Kore ga genjitsu da.

Kore ga genjitsu da.

Don't go all WEEB on me you SHITBIRD!! 😡

Also, lmao @ your entire existence for having such agenda fueled distorted standards that make you think AOC isn't pretty

God, I wish i had a AOC dabbing gif to end this comment with but I guess I'll have to do with Bill Gates for now https://i.imgur.com/cVsVQHg.gifv

ed fuckin seriously look at that mouth and those eyes.

irredeemable

I've fucked prettier men.

get a load of those cheeks :O

Just admit you liked her as a teenager, she was a solid 7 out of 10 before her face broke.

If that monkey is attractive then so is my gooch

Duck! She’s turning her head!!!

MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!

COMMIE MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!

REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS!

I WANT COMMIE MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S!

GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!

GIVE ME MILKY, TANKIE SOW!

UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT!

I'M CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT!

UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!

I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY!

i don't care how many times I have to say it, if you're doing this, please use "mami" instead of "mommy"

/u/Tobans agrees with you, no?

You say them differently though

Thanks I hate it

¡¡It's Mamí!! 😤😤😡😠😤😤

Post a selfie.

hahahahah I have one of the most famous r/drama selfies ever, mcfluff.

i have had every single gayboy in discord tell me they jerked to it

gayboy

r/drama discord

You mean degenerate furries? YIKES!! 🤢🤢🤮🤮

yeah some of em, but ya boy sticks to general... and the new monster hunter channel

porn?

lmao gross!

fucking perv

At least he has posted a picture of himself, coward. Show us the curry tranny behind the curtain!

t. degenerate furry

C'mon faggot, do it.

  1. Bad photo
  2. She's still attractive
  3. For the love of god take your medication
  1. they all are

  2. no

  3. don't have any, but you must be on some to be into Gummy Mummy

Not that it matters politically, but no, she isn't attractive, although 99% of them aren't anyway

It’s over for obsessed-cels

Rent free lul

At least she has a good pair of chompers, have you brushed your teeth yet op

Imagine looking like her. I’d kms

Spend the last two years reee'ing about people calling daddy orange, fat, and having stupid hair.

Think for a moment that you have become self-reflected enough to realize how silly it ultimately is to complain about a politician's superficial qualities.

Disregard and spend the next decade reeee'ing about a young, moderately attractive politician out of New York about her superficial qualities.

Like pottery.

Hnnnng so many teeths 😍😁

This is nothing, look up my Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern, there's queen of the teeth.

Not that it matters, lol, just sayin'.

I want her to skin my dick with her teeth

Op, why are you so upset?

Tbf you know she does some crazy shit in the sack

HeeHaw.

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