Egyptian foid jailed for thot crimes

1  2019-01-07 by ahGeb7eelo

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Basma Ahmed, 25, has been sentenced to three years in prison for touching a monkey’s genitals in public.

Monkey 1, /u/MasterLawlz 0.

They call Dramanauts, Autists. Autists... easily duped, will believe anything, and by the time the destruction is upon them, one or more of their family has been captured and turned against the team. "/r/Drama has served us well...," one captor gloated.

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OP where is the viral video?!

Are you a literal NPC? First you had trouble counting to two, now you're just copy and pasting your replies. Do you need some time to update before you can type anything new?

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/u/distortedlines /u/shallowm Please try to be this cool at least once in your lives. I'm gonna be really disappointed if neither of you ever do anything worthy of becoming a political prisoner.

I wish I could be that cool 😔

On December 13, 2018 Egyptian authorities arrested a camel driver and a woman accused of having helped a Danish couple scale the Great Pyramid of Giza to take a video and naked photograph.

camel driver

The absolute state of Egypt.

Tourists want to ride camels, so it only makes sense.

That's Camel Chauffeur for you

Jerking off a monkey doesn't sound like typical thottery.

It's advanced thottery and Egypt did us all a great service

Just primate max bro! Chicks love that shit. It's over for homo-sapien-cels.

I wish they would just go back to being scared of cats.

We should all worship kitties 😺 I love them.

My cat Penny loves to eat a fishy from the market.

This would be considered fucked even in a western country.

Brigadier General Issam Abu Arab, head of the Protection of Literacy Department

Are people fighting against literacy??