Commie Mommy unironically says feels over reals.

1  2019-01-07 by Baconlightning

57 comments

You were put down, in the future please refrain from discussing subjects you have no education in.

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Alright... I thought about this a bit and it may come across as cynical but Dems chose Hillary for recent elections so it's not out of a realm of known autism.

Her appearance and push is an attempt to pull the Pendulum toward the centre so when she by design runs out of steam right before DNC a more electable candidate will come by who will disown some of this nonsense.

The only catch is, she may pull Bernie and go all the way.

Hillary to the rescue?

Are you talking about a presidential run? She's not old enough for a cycle or two.

I think hes saying that shes pushin mainstream democrats towards the center because shes fucking wack

I bet some people said the same thing about Trump and the Republicans. Didn't work out that way.

I mean what other arguments do commies have?

Money doesn't real and farmers are evil.

How the fuck are farmers even real if there is no grain in the silos?

Whoa man you just blew my mind

Anyone who doesn’t believe that my lofty moral values of utopian universalism can be translated into policy are the bad guys who just like care about numbers and stuff too much man

"Describes perfect end goal for utopia"

"Ok how do we get there, whats the road map look like?"

"...NAZI!!!!"

If commie mommy and daddy get together and have a baby will it be the ultimate centrist?

As if daddy would have any hand in raising this kid ...

No cuz daddy doesn't actually know what the fuck his politics are

Take whatever someone recently told him Obama did, then the opposite.

Sounds like Newt Gingrich with his "Feelings are just valid facts". Maybe ACO is trying to be the next speaker of the house.

Can anyone name another incoming congressman? Other than the pirate who went on SNL, the raisin headed Somalian or the "motherfucker" Palestinian?

Harley Rouda

Alright but that doesn't count either because he has a cool memorable name. I'm just astounded by how much attention those three women and ol' one eye are getting compared to the rest.

tbh I remembered it because he took out that gremlin, Rohrabacher.

There's 435 congressional seats, so the only way to really raise your profile outside of your district is to shitpost for attention.

535 sweaty

You're counting the Senate, schwetty

Congress has two branches schwáætiee

House and senate

Ugh, you're technically correct, Schweppes

Thanks a lot, schwartzee. Educating the drama nauts epic style.

It's true. I don't think we will ever really recover from 2016, shitposting for political success is the new norm.

Pandora's shitpost

Nice

I swear mate this sheila was so fat I could Harley Rouda.

Sharice Davids. That CIA lady from Virginia.

It's over for Ben-Shapiro-cels

Holy fuck she is like Nega-Trump

Too bad she she's too young to run in 2020.

Oh she'll run sooner or later

It's getting geared up for her

AOC-Mommy is definitely getting my vote.

It’s called horseshoe theory.

Lol holy shit. Bitch you're a fucking congresswoman.

"If your main goal is to show that your heart is in the right place, then your heart is not in the right place."

  • Adolf Hitler

Alternative facts for everyone!

Ahhh the hard left's version of "alternative facts".

Only the Trump version of alternative facts was to mean alternative sources. This one just means because thats how I feel.

Hahahahahaha sure sweety

You are a boring poster.

Cope harder

She's fucking horrifying and fascinating at the same time.

I'd love to rub my face against her supple thighs

God this bitch is dumb

That's only half the quote chief.

You're about as good as Chris shitlizza at CNN.

Shitlizza

A regular Voltaire you are.

I pride myself on low effort content, thank you.

I'm right when I lie but trump is wrong when he lies. R/politics in a nutshell, they finally got what they wanted.

I fail to see how it is morally right to tax the rich 70%

It's over for temporarily embarrassed millionaire-cels