She is a regular on r/Chicago and always makes a fool of herself. In fact, she got SLOSHED at one of the meetups and ended getting caught sucking off one of the dudes in a stairwell.
Good for you if that's your thing but everyone else was like 'Yikes'.
The only naughty thing I ever did at a Reddit meetup was smoke weed in the back alley with others.
The losers that run the Chicago meetup's are just trying to make their functions sound like way more fun than they actually were. Maybe if other people think there are blowjob's going down, they will actually show up?
It's like a simulator for delusional over 30 mayos and their equally unprepossessing friends who've collaborated with each other to stop this presumptuous uggo at all costs. The open enmity is simtaneously riveting and petulant enough to obfuscate their own projections onto each other. It's sublime.
Lots of people are vain. Vanity is a multi-billion dollar industry in America alone.
I can get away with everything that I believe because I am not ugly and I am exceptionally good in bed. These two things are a source of petty bitter jealousy to the vast majority of you.
Speaking of petty bitter jealousy, living in a studio also means that I am 100% debt free. Zero college loans, mortgages or kids to pay for.
Another source of resentment for many.
I don’t go out of my way to criticize others because I realize how good I have things. I’m not sure why so many of you are dead-set on being awful to me, but I can assure you that this behavior will not make any of your dicks bigger, nor will it put any extra money in your bank accounts.
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1 just_the_tip_mrpink 2019-01-08
This chick's entire post history is a fucking goldmine.
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-01-08
What's with this woman and Pineapples? Does she want to fuck SpongeBob? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1 umar4812 2019-01-08
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1 FucksGuysWithAccents 2019-01-08
Well, he does live in a pineapple under my knee :-)
1 Che_Gueporna 2019-01-08
damn, what is it with basic ass bitches and interior design?
1 SnapshillBot 2019-01-08
This, but unironically.
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1 10IphonesIcarlyyyyyy 2019-01-08
holy shit the bantz. /r/muacirclejerk went wild
1 -Steve_French- 2019-01-08
She looks like the maid from /u/ChipChippersons Family Man
1 just_the_tip_mrpink 2019-01-08
Would you eat out fucksguyswithaccents gussy?
1 -Steve_French- 2019-01-08
Probably looks like a got dang week old roast beef sub
1 Dramaste 2019-01-08
Nah. Well, depends...
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2019-01-08
Mr superguy no here
1 bareballzthebitch 2019-01-08
from the linked thread
1 -Steve_French- 2019-01-08
Also true
1 retarded4bustin 2019-01-08
MUACirclejerk is way better at roasting and bantz than /r/drama.
1 aX10mAt1CaL1Y 2019-01-08
We have to comply with admin rules unlike every other sub.
1 serialflamingo 2019-01-08
Girls are mean
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-01-08
kek
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-01-08
kek
1 hi_0 2019-01-08
I knew I had seen this lolcow before, the aldi stuff was great
1 rnjbond 2019-01-08
Bring back pinging!
1 GrumpyFalstaff 2019-01-08
No need, she's here.
1 Dramaste 2019-01-08
13-year-olds, what is a “sweater”?
1 stalejokesunlimited 2019-01-08
Short for sweater vest which is a meme iteration of sweaty
May Allah forgive me for having this blasphemous knowledge
1 SamWhite 2019-01-08
In Britain it means jumper.
1 somegurk 2019-01-08
I'm liking this woman more and more.
1 ObsessedAussie 2019-01-08
She sounds fun
1 Osterion 2019-01-08
She never deletes her stupid comments. Respect
1 EarlyRough 2019-01-08
I wonder if he had an accent
1 FucksGuysWithAccents 2019-01-08
Just for the record, that NEVER happened.
The only naughty thing I ever did at a Reddit meetup was smoke weed in the back alley with others.
The losers that run the Chicago meetup's are just trying to make their functions sound like way more fun than they actually were. Maybe if other people think there are blowjob's going down, they will actually show up?
1 somegurk 2019-01-08
Duly noted, and no judgement either way.
1 YoureRuiningAmerica 2019-01-08
https://m.imgur.com/gallery/jyJjYOY
🤢🤢🤮🤮
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-01-08
Lmao she's the female version of Steve Buscemi
1 stormystardust 2019-01-08
There really is no need to be that mean to Steve Buscemi.
1 VelvetDreamers 2019-01-08
It's like a simulator for delusional over 30 mayos and their equally unprepossessing friends who've collaborated with each other to stop this presumptuous uggo at all costs. The open enmity is simtaneously riveting and petulant enough to obfuscate their own projections onto each other. It's sublime.
1 YoureRuiningAmerica 2019-01-08
Did you just discover your first thesaurus?
1 VelvetDreamers 2019-01-08
This isn't my thesaurus form.
1 OldSmellyDad 2019-01-08
She says she's a social media guru. Owen Wilson wow at the cringe
1 just_the_tip_mrpink 2019-01-08
Where'd she say that?
1 OldSmellyDad 2019-01-08
On her reddit profile
1 BriefSquirt 2019-01-08
dude gussy lmao
1 SamWhite 2019-01-08
Fucking mic drop.
1 rnjbond 2019-01-08
Best post I've read all day.
1 Kajimishima2 2019-01-08
Dick size and money, the two deciding factors on whether you're better than this bitch or not. Wonder how big her dick is.
1 umar4812 2019-01-08
That's how you know she's really a dumb thot.
1 tron_funkin_blow 2019-01-08
what the hell is wrong with you?
1 just_the_tip_mrpink 2019-01-08
I thought I had to to prevent 'brigading'.
1 tron_funkin_blow 2019-01-08
from the side bar
1 just_the_tip_mrpink 2019-01-08
Oh my bad. I won't do it again. Why does SRD make you post NP links then?
1 tron_funkin_blow 2019-01-08
Because SRD sucks
1 just_the_tip_mrpink 2019-01-08
Too true. I got banned there and iamveryculinary for disagreeing with their bitch mod TheLadyEve.
1 gives-out-hugs 2019-01-08
Holy shit, she popped into srd