This is a warning to all you animals

1  2019-01-08 by GeauxHouston22

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The only point you'll ever have is that you represent the sad, fedora-wearing, bloated face of capitalism in the 21st century.

Unfairly made famous and rich through copied ideas and appealing to kids. And yet is driven by some bizarre need for attention to spout insane, teenage edge lord style views. You are clearly not all that up on politics (or anything, maybe you can code?) yet your wealth has given you an oversized platform of confused 12 to 16 year olds to yell "sjwjjwjwj" at over and over again.

Honestly, I don't give a shit if you've been driven mad by fame or some bullshit. When I see amazing creative people dying depressed in poverty every day and you get to sit on twitter and make half assed 'now yur the nazi' comments, it's fucking sickening.

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as a bonus, being more mindful of the ridiculous variety of expressive nuance POC bring to visual media really highlights how much our dominant culture depends on trafficking that expression in the construction of certain kinds of cachet. and that's a good thing to keep in mind.

I've read the second half of this tweet several times and I still don't know what the fuck it means.

Also, I'm not white (thank Allah), so I do I get to use sassy black people GIFs or not?

black ppl have expressive faces and white ppl use gifs of them because they can't be as sassy

Too much botox

*Too focused on advancing civilisation

The average fuck is too busy getting fucked to advance anything

a very ableist opinion to have

white people are practically disabled from an expression standpoint and that should not be held against them until the mayocide, when they will be judged

If you're not white you're probably asian, which means you're the white people of non-white people so no

I'm a curry-cel

It's all the same. Woke white people treat Asians and desis as white when it comes to racial dynamics

That is fucking bullshit. I didn't spend all my life shitting in the street just to end up being treated like a filthy mayo cumskin

Shit harder

Lmao absolutely not wth

Cope

What?

I'm so sorry.

T-thanks you t-too

So I'm guessing the intersectionality chart (excluding bussy-/gussylovers division) goes something like

Gamers < white people < (((white people))) < (((sand people))) < "white people" of the non-white people < "white people" of the non-white people but with curry < sand people < piper perri couch people

Right?

Couch people?

Lmao this is gold, please do this in a separate chart and resubmit it: 📊

You can do it if you want

trafficking that expression in the construction of certain kinds of cachet.

😒😒😒

Translation please

Using black people gifs to make themselves look cool.

"I am a fuckwit"

It makes no sense at all. It's the result of a head filled with innumerable catchphrases and woke phrases running on a random phrase generator. It's the equivalent of BussyShill Bot, except not nearly as entertaining or self-aware.

I still don't know what the fuck it means.

Because it's bullshit!

Damn the authors must have had so much fun with this.

Oh look, a white woman getting offended on behalf of black ppl.

I'm sure it has everything to do with her concern for average black Americans and nothing to do with gaining woke points with her insular, pasty white clique of woketards.

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Oofsies.

Yer fucked no matter what. Just give up

Also, I'm not white (thank Allah), so do I get to use sassy black people GIFs or not?

No. You only get to use this image

liberal degrees were a mistake

you can only use gifs of people of your race.

e.g. I'm a cute anime girl so I use cute anime girl reaction gifs

POC are physically expressive in ways that the dominant (White) culture is not; this is particularly clear when you consider the ways that white people have capitalised on using these gifs of POC as a medium through which they can express themselves and the ways in which those who best use the images garner a degree of social status or respect (much like memes).

This is the best pedant to English translation I could do on such short notice.

Thank you for your service o7

and I still don't know what the fuck it means.

That's the point. It doesn't mean anything. But if enough people repeat the same four-syllable words in the same order, and they're really passionate when doing so, you have to agree with them!

yes but be prepared to present your PoC card for inspection

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that clears it right up for me

White people: Haven't owned slaves on a massive scale in over 100 years.

Some muslim nations: Use literal slave labor to construct their biggest buildings. Slave labor from Asia and Africa.

Guess which one of these groups can use black people GIFs and not be called racist by this lady? I'm sure some Sudanese dude is really concerned his possible likeness is being used by some Polish guy as a meme while he falls 22 stories to his death after falling off the building he was never secured to because he was working in a country that has almost no labor laws and had been forced to stay after they stole his passport.

Cope

Time for Jim Crow meme laws.

i went to /r/blackpeoplegifs to find a funny gif to post in reaction to this thread because i remembered it froma few years ago with funny gifs like this but instead it was all /r/pics and /r/oldschoolcool tier sob stories of boring ass shit that happened to involve black people. i didnt think reddit could get any less gay, but it surprises me every day.

i didnt think reddit could get any less gay, but it surprises me every day.

what a shock, master of prose /u/LSU_Coonass fucked up calling reddit gay

no, he really meant that reddit needs to get more 🌈 g 🌈 a 🌈 y 🌈 🤗

Reminder that it takes multiple advanced degrees which LSUcoonass always likes to remind us that he has to fuck up calling Reddit gay in 3 sentences or less.

you seem angry

Funny that my comment was the one that provoked a response🤣🤣🤣🤣

really because you were the one who referenced my degrees which i don't brag about and i've talked about twice my entire time on reddit and both times it was in response to people questioning me so idk what you want me to say in response to them. its not like im in every drama thread talking about how educated i am, im mostly in every drama thread sperging out over how retarded redditors are.

How would I know about your degrees if you didn’t brag about them to win arguments on fucking drama of all places dipshit?

because you've read one of 2 comments in my long post history that referenced them and i didnt brag about them, i brought them up when people questioned my education, and when people questioned my income, its not like i just said hurr durr i have these degrees therefore im smarter than you. both times made sense in context but for some reason you are butthurt.

Yikes a lot to unpack here

oof

Unrelated but I’m down in Shreveport for work, do you mind fixing whatever the fuck you broke to make it mid-70s in January?

welcome to louisiana, itll be 25 degrees here in 3 days

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Hey remember how you used to pretend to be black peoples friends and then say racist garbage behind their backs when you were in the company of white people? I do, I grew up in Mississippi, privileged idiot frat boys who would later proudly boast it going to a mediocre state colleges (MSU, LSU, etc) on legacy used to pull that shit all the time. Of course now they're all Trump supporters and racism doesn't exist.

Like I once forgot to sign up for a dorm at my college, and called up a Mississippi state college a week after classes began asking if I could study there a semester so as to waste less time, and they rolled out the red carpet. These things are not hard to get into. Imagine being proud of that shit and making it your reddit un lol. LSU has an endowment of like 700 million, lol. That's like half the endowment of the university of Nebraska, a state who's primary and only real export is electoral votes. (like most red states tbh). That's basically a mislabeled community college.

wtf is this autism

🙅

yes the zoomer dankmemers or whatever they call themselves will definitely listen to her

I feel like that is destructive.

So the people in black people gifs are black face... of themselves?

Millennials ladies and gentlemen.

I keep asking myself why there are so many idiots such as these in this generation. Go back to '09, '12, heck, even back at '13 and people would look at a post like that and think it's a poorly done parody. Why and when did things go to the shitter so fast?

Also impressed at how those people manage to avoid having heart attacks in their twenties since they seemingly just spend their days sitting on their asses and getting all pissy over bullshit no one else cares about

Because fags like this were bullied and put down back then. Now even if you say mean words online you can literally get arrested in some countries. We need to return to before the 2014 craze before I kill myself

We need to go back

They're still pussies in the end. If you tell them to stop talking to you, they'll fuck off because otherwise it would literally violate your consent to continue the conversation

hand me those member berries, nibba 🍗🍗🍗

occupy wallstreet motivated big money to subsidise this shit, crap like autostraddle, teenvogue, vox, buzzfeed - none of them make any money

It's also how they destroyed Occupy Wall Street.

The Seattle one was pretty normal for the first week until a clique of tumblrinas came in to force the progressive stack nonsense and got most of the white dudes who did all the actual organizing to quit because they were constantly sidelined for being huwhite men.

Why and when did things go to the shitter so fast?

Jonathan Haidt (psychologist at NYU) says it all went downhill around 2013 because that was when the first generation of people who had been around social media for their entire adolescence hit college.

Apparently, this is the first group of people in human history for whom autistic screeching on the internet is a natural and indelible part of their mental makeup. And the rest of us get to suffer.

Weird, I just watched him on Joe rogan. Everybody should watch it, Joe is quiet so it's good. Explains alot, alot clicked.

Joe is quiet so it's good

damn son

Reminder that 2013 was when the zoomers started college. I think growing up in a post 9/11 world turned them into neurotics.

hit college in 2012

Phew im safe

This but unrionically

Imagine screeching about shit like “privilege” and “racism” when the real travesty of Disney Wars and the lack of Twi’leks exists.

Because now is when people who've both spent inordinate amounts of time online since they were young AND spent it on very sanitized Web 2.0 platforms got the right to adult. That's why literal insults from a 13 year old on CoD4 is considered a fucking crime against humanity for those people.

Because idiots didn't have a platform.

Now everyone and their dog has multiple social media accounts.

Nope - mayos

I only use GIFs featuring Downietards.

BWEKFAST

Why the fuck did autism have to explode instead of downs? Downs tards are like so much cooler than autists. I mean literally autism is "I am a giant asshole but that's just the way I am and you have to deal with it". If Hitler had just targeted autists instead of cripples and kikes the third Reich would still rule Germany. No one would've batted an eyelash.

If Hitler had just targeted autists

He would probably had commited sudoku

I figured it was gonna be some Twitter shit just by looking at the image

Imagine watching the digital blackface video and unironically agreeing with it.

Black people just can't understand being pandered to so much that it becomes funny to ironically use emoticons that don't look you. Instead they're somehow proud of being able to look like themselves - how lame.

As a self identifying simpson I find the use of simpsonlike emojis extremelly hurtful and disrespectful

Dont wanna single anyone out but Im watching you edd

🤷🏿‍♂️

and lest you think I’m pulling this out of my ass

teen vogue article

Teen Vogue got woke years ago, shitlord.

It's an adult male reading Teen Vogue and taking the articles seriously.

As it turns out, he pulled it out of Lauren Michele Jackson's ass

That is one ugly trussy.

Ed, it's 2019. You're better than this.

It's CURRENT YEAR ALREADY?? Oh no!!😭

Yea, we’re up to current year + 3 4

Ed what the fuck man. Stop it this is very mean amd will hurt feelings.

based ed just trying to boost representation of POC but not in a way that will not lead to certain ... uhh what was the word ... cachets.

She is right in that mayoids who use Rihanna/Beyonce gifs and talk like they're sassy black women are cancer and should be genocided.

extremely online white folks

What?

our dominant culture depends on trafficking that expression in the construction of certain kinds of cachet.

Huh?

our society treats non-white people so terribly that it can't just be fair use under cultural sharing.

I have a feeling this statement should come out contradicting her earlier statement.

On the other hand, she writes for medium. Why in the hell should I care about what she says?

On the other hand, she writes for medium. Why in hell should I care about what she says?

"writes for medium"

you mean made a fucking blog lmao

I'll have you know I write for reddit.

I write for the fucking dinosaurs 🦖!!!!

"Hey what if we took blogs, and formatted them similar to legit news articles?"

extremely online white folks

So white people who spend way too much online arguing about bullshit no one needs? Like she is and does?

You know this was the entire point of Get Out right? White people admire and are jealous of black people for their natural talents, but hold nothing but disdain for their minds and just wish they could commidify those talents and put them under their control. Thanks black people for coming up with rock music, oh BTW here's Elvis, he's a white southerner and is now the king of the genre and will be making 1000x what any of you would because nobody wants to look at you.

Hey guys. I thought of a great new idea for 2019 to prevent racism. How about white folks stay separate from black folks and use separate bathrooms and memes and stuff, this way there wont be any racism or black face or appropriation. Remember it will be separate but equal. I just thought of this idea but think its great and progressive, tell me what you think.

These people wholeheartedly believe spitting this shit out online is going to save them from the mayocide

Cultural appropriation only seems wrong to me if you don't give props where it's due. Like there have been multiple times in history that black people have come up with a new form of music, and then a big corporation comes around and slaps together an act full of white people who rip them off, promote them until they're like 100x more popular than any of the artists who actually came up with the shit, and then pretend like its white people music.

But that didn't happen at all with hip hop, the originators of the style got their due credit for their contributions, and actually it's been surprisingly resistant to being taken over by white people. Like the only long term white rap superstar is Eminem, and while there are an annoying amount of people who are like "Gee I hate rap besides Eminem" (mmhmmm, nothing at all sus there), nobody denies that he is in fact genuinely good, and also that he goes out of his way to give props where its due.

This idea that cultures have to remain totally separate is a bizarre caricature of the original idea. It's also pretty much only pushed by white people it seems? White people desperate to show off how self righteous they are.

Like rap beats used to be pretty harsh, abrasive, and/or simple. Like every beat on Illmatic seems to be just some guy playing the drums. In the 2010s they clearly took a turn towards being more mellow, beautiful, and experimental - influences I'm pretty sure came from indie and edm.

Also xxxtentacion and SoundCloud rappers are basically repackaged early 2000s suburban kid emo garbage. The cultural appropriation nobody ever asked for or wanted.

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If I read "folk" one more time Imma blow up a whole foods

Folx

I just saw that one for the first time the other day and definitely wanted to slit my wrists

Dont do this to me

Why's it always an ugly tranny saying dumb shit with you guys?

Max drama

2019 was a mistake. We need to set the machine back to 2008 and try again.

of course she is a JS dev lol

JS?

jewish supremacy

Javascript aka webshits. The new PHP but now with even more Wokeness

So she does node.js?

I remember a time when people kept Javascript where it belonged, in browsers, and only grudgingly like that. What madman was seriously like "Damn if only I could code the whole back end in this shit".

jabascript.

Why we need a webshitcide.

she

She looks like a Jew. Stop trying to speak for white people Hebrewfoid

Jews are just double mayos.

fucking trannys

Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

I'll make sure to not purchase, promote, or utilize any black created content in the future, just to make sure im not being racist.

That's also marginalizing PoC. It never ends with you mayos

Daily reminder that shit like this is why black people always have more fun than white people doing virtually anything at all.

How long you think it’s been since someone deconstructed that cachet?

Genius way to get an instant collection of black reaction gifs.

I think they just secretly want to find cool new black people gifs, since they KNOW everybody is gonna respond with a shit ton of them. Smart move, I'm deffo gonna comb the thread looking for good new gifs.

to destroy racism we need to exclude black people

i have an even better idea

lets not allow blacks into white countries so they cant be racially discriminated against by white people!

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And they say women can't be funny.

It gets better/worse:

yup

Nope.

Was going to say black fragility but really, only a white woman could ever seriously think something like this.

Dayuuumm

If you try to listen to the argument it's still racist. The idea is that some white people criticize black people for being too expressive, and so no white person should be allowed to use black expressions (i.e gifs) to express themselves as its hypocritical.

It's based on the idea that mayopeople are all the same, when that's not the case. They're all degenerate in their own way.

Oh snap.

that is the ugliest tranny i've ever seen

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"Folks"

Opinion in the trash

  1. How does she not have a blue check mark?

  2. How is she not a mod?

STFU, you fifth-rate Joanna Angel lookin idiot.

(((obey)))

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Wypipo are the mayonnaise of the races

She's a tribeswoman, not mayonese

What, for real?

Did you not see the "fellow white people"? And you call yourself a mod

The Tayposting has addled his brain.

Oh you mean God's chosen tribe. I figured you were talking about one of those 1/1084 native mayos.

Definitely the biggest issue facing Cocoa-Americans.

This is why I exclusively reply with pictures of smug anime girls.

gay white women are the source of all evil

what if I told you that it was possible to care about more than one thing

She said it!

White woman were a mistake

When we eventually colonize other planets, specimens like these should be sent to terraform the planets and make sure they perish there and rot to the ground so that centuries later we can use her as oil.

I'm so woke I'm going to avoid any media featuring POC in 2019.

Is it a kink thing to write white in lowercase but black capitalized?

that lebron james gif at the bottom of her nonsensical rant is pretty amazing.

I sometimes wonder if I'm on the wrong side of history but there is no WAY this shit will ever go mainstream. It's just way too fucking obtuse and verifiable bullshit. I wonder if these people ever wonder the same things I do?

I blame white people for this

"personal physical digital proxy"

Aaaaaaand fuck your mom .

Imagine actually writing this

Why do these chicks always look the same? Wild hair colour? Check. Funky glasses? Check. Bright lipstick? Check. Piercings? Check.

I'm just surprised she doesn't sport rockabilly fashion or has sleeve tats. She'd really fill the BINGO card then.

Like regular identity politics, digital blackface started as a joke and is now being taken as serious