The absolute state of CTH 😂😂😂

1  2019-01-08 by AnnoysTheGoys

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Are you a literal NPC? First you had trouble counting to two, now you're just copy and pasting your replies. Do you need some time to update before you can type anything new?

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My dick shrank after reading that

Show your penis.

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skrrt skrrt

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my dicc hurt

what ever happened to Mary_Celeste, the OG skrrt poster?

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but how

Like this 👉👌

Hotep magic. Literally!

Switch your keyboard to Arabic.

This is fugees every day in modmail 😂

Eaton’s Center

Fucking leafs.

Of course they are trans.

You could have picked this one, it’s a deformed fucking midget: https://www.reddit.com/r/BDSMcommunity/comments/5zakgq/cripple_is_my_kink/

Unreal. At this point CTH is just FBI trolling each other with the most retarded personas.

tfw CTH will never be the next Waco

Why even live

This can't be real. This has to be a honeypot.

Truly over for midgetcels

What a sad, perverted, and retarded man. I was going to make a joke like “lol these are the revolutionaries” or whatever, but this is just fucking sad. Easily one of the most depressing things I’ve read in a while.

Why even get into this shit? You know? Why even care that much?

It's absurd

This genderqueer shit is literally just the new emo, one that adults do and the rest of the society is supposed to play along with for some reason.

Are the gays oppressing you bby :((

"i can't be what i want to be" jfc most of us realized this is what life is when we were 14 years old and figured out that we probably weren't gonna be a fucking astronaut. who did this to humanity :(

Didn't Chapo originate as a place to make fun of retards like this?

Does this mean one day drama will become srdine central?

stupidpol is the new place to make fun of retards like this, and our resolve will never falter

Shut up, commie

Ooh yeah get em daddy 😍😩🍆💦💦

I'm not sorry for cancelling my Kars4Kids donation btw.

1-877

NOOOO NOT AGAIN

😭🔫

Effective Jew

kars4yids

Honestly this post got me rock hard

If you let liberals invade, yes

implying we're not already here.

Smh

THESE ARE THE REVOLUTIONARIES

Chapo:. "The revolutionary will require mass sacrifice!"

their shitty radlib sub closes for 3 days because of a meme

Chapo:. "wtf, some of us might start killing ourselves"

It never even began for chapocels

Arm all chapos

So they can off themselves

5D chess

The "dark times" part was hilarious too.

For fuck's sake, most of those people live in developed, stable countries, there are places in the world where GETTING SHELLED is a daily occurence. But yeah, your life in a developed, safe nation totally sucks man, there's just so many danger!

Ableism and nightmare realities man.

Ever since I was kicked out of my parents basement I’ve had daily night terrors in my gay black lovers apartment

                                           -Sent from Faggot’s iMac

What's worse: iMacs or $5000 gaming PCs with RGB CPUs

$5000 gaming PC's. iMac users on the most part don't know that they're overpaying, people who buy extremely expensive PC's that they'll never utilize and 1/3 of the price goes to making it look like rainbow puke actually do know what they're paying for.

It's hard to think about killing yourself when other people are trying to do it for you. That's why it's harder in developed nations.

Remember that in of the subs that spoke for fighting facism in middle east but then same went"

"THERE ARE SPIDER'S THERE SO I CAN'T GO"

wtf, some of us might start killing ourselves

Plot twist: this was intentional, to weed out the useless members of the party.

All of them?

Yeah, CTH wasn't real communism anyways.

It was just subreddit capitalism

this is literally the funniest thing ive seen all week

🙃

The only thing a traptard could kill is themself.

That sub is full proof that no leftist space can exist without the biggest weenies and scolds taking over even when it was expressly designed against that very same type of shit

The only ones I know of are /leftypol/ and /r/stupidpol, all the others become infested with trannies for some reason and turn to shit.

8ch leftypol mod is a tranny

Source?

I don't keep up with mod drama so I take stuff at face value, but I remember this thread from a while ago about some leaked discord shit. Not all the images are archived. Could actually be a discord mod, not a board mod.

Give them a few months.

Well, the hosts of the podcasts are all losers as well so it's not surprising.

🎵Can you hear the people sing, singing the songs of angry men🎵

Jesus Christ

There it is.

I NeEd tHiS SuB tO LeT Me iN, iT's My sUpPoRt GrOuP

How I felt when r/Drama closed

Unironically, it was a gorillion times better.

It was actually a pretty productive span of time tbh

The last thing I want rdrama to be is productive.

It's over for approved-submittercels

We need to shut /r/drama down again, we don't just need to flush out the MDEfugees sometimes we just need a shakeup.

This but unironically.

He needs to escape the NIGHTMARE REALITY of life in 2019, literally among the easiest times to be alive in the history of the world. I can click a button on my phone and have a big plate of jerk chicken delivered to my house without saying a word to another human. This guy sucks

Like clockwork

Because they are fragile little faggots

Maybe this is pathetic

I don't think a human exists that would find that crypost NOT pathetic.

The “dirtbag” left

I literally cannot survive without brapo ☹️☹️😭

This looks like some Discovery channel level graphics

Animal Planet's early 2000's show called "The Most Extreme".

Ahhh I saw this episode

That show was my childhood.

I had no idea it was made by Kiwis until years after I stopped watching it. I always thought it was just because

I'll also never forget how they declared mosquitoes to be the #1 killer animal because they're a disease vector, but no other disease vectors made the list even though they kill a lot more people than animals which do so by conventional means.

Malaria is the disease vector for 'plasmodium' which causes Malaria which has resulted in approx 50 billion human deaths. That's almost half of all the humans that have ever lived.

Ah, back in the days when Animal Planet shows actually taught you things about animals.

This made me rock hard.

~notices bulgey wulgey~

OwO

based

TrapoBrapHouse is literally my lifefuel.

I think this puts the question of "who will win civil war 2.0" to rest

As a radical centrist, I would prefer both sides lose, however

The revolution will not be ADA compliant

Fuck its gonna get its ass sued off then. ADA lawsuits are real shit. People dont even take health inspections as seriously as ADA complaints no lie.

Even Hitler had his paperwork ready before he started his coup

Um excuse me sweaty, you violated Title Nine while invading our city and that's hella problematic

This kind of makes me wonder. In the event of a revolution would minorities actually lose all of the rights they've gained in our stable society? If they are so easily to exploit, what are they going to without any law to protect them?

In the event of a revolution, minorities will be pushed into finally uniting under a singular coordinated cohesive neural hivemind fueled only by the disdain of mayos.

Unlikely there are massive tensions between blacks and latinos

Seeing them fight amongst each other while also calling the mod out here s beautiful 👌

what a bunch of mopey faggots honestly

These are the future uniform designers of the communist state which will lead the revolution.

To their credit, they're doing a pretty good job trashing him in that thread

I only read headlines

If you need CTH of all places as a support group, frankly kill yourself.

Really? Thats the type of person that's gonna guillotine the rich? The type of retard that can't get on a plane without his emotional support hamster ..

This person is one wrong coffee order away from killing themselves.

It wasn't a good feeling to find this sub closed for the sake of irony. Maybe that's laughable or pathetic. But for me, it's true.

Jesus Christ how does one get so soy'd?

I dunno. I'm like 90% soy at this point and even I don't literally cry about subs going private.

These people will lead the revolution.

Lol

Vulnerable population

Daily reminder that the chapo sub is literally like over 80% white and male, by their own polling too. Keep that in mind whenever they try to pretend they're black or brown or something.

People need to vent if their latte had their wrong name on it.

80% whTe males 20% whToid males in dresses with their dicks cut off

thinking they the can afford to have their dicks cut off

That's pretty bourgeois of you

thinking

You're not so innocent yourself

I would say that they'd do it themselves, but they're too pussy for even that.

\m**les

Chapos are vulnerable -

vulnerable to retardation 😂😂😂

Chapos btfo epic style

Reminds me of that old pic from way back in the day when gamergate was a thing and the developers attended a con or some shit where it was like 90% white guys and some women, remember, these retards ALWAYS project.

Clearly this person is mentally ill and hence disabled. Have some sympathy shithead

SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST LEONARD

Of course they’re white. You think most blacks read by choice unless it’s a fucking sports magazine?

wait a minute, I thought you normally sticky “Communism will win!” on threads like these.

Had a change of heart?

Nah, I just don't like chapocels

No one should tbh

Yeah but they're 100% disabled so there's that

I'm finding it weird and unsettling that most of the thread appears to be reasonable-quality shitposting.

You can say I'm being silly

Okay. Seriously though, if it means that much to you, you should have subbed to it...

How I feel about Drama with no pinging

Get woke, go lame

But sometimes I come home after dealing with ableism and our nightmare reality all day

Who are these people who feel so sorry for themselves? Also, what even is ableism and how does it make you feel bad?

The dirtbag left can't even make a joke about le funny meme numbers without many among them getting offended.

The dirtbag left can't even make a joke about le funny meme numbers without many among them getting offended. being on the verge of suicide

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally shaking because r/CTH is closed. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is it closed? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe there's no place for me anymore. I want a place I can whine and cry on the internet. I want a community I can be part of to vent about a b l e i s m and my our nightmare reality. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought it was just a joke???? This is so fucked.

Reminder that these are the people that complain about oppression in first world countries and call themselves the “dirtbag” left

I can understand not agreeing with me, but why are you mocking me for trying to express my perspective on a mental health issue? Especially when I'm from a marginalized community? I understand its a comedy sub, but we should still try to be comrades.

Pathetic. The only words that comes to mind. Pls don’t make fun of me am riddled with the disabled.

Didn’t these guys used to be kind of edgy? When did they turn into a support group for trans people?

The replies are the most self-aware I’ve ever seen them

You mean that wasn't a troll thread?

How are they going to fight a glorious revolution if they crumble when they can't post on their subreddit?

Exhibit A for why this sub should be permanently closed

Is every left wing space condemned to become a trauma recovery center?

The left is politically fucked.

Like they really make me feel like saying some boomer shit. "Sorry! You're not entitled to post! Gotta grow up some day!"

Idpol is the catch 22 of the contemporary left. Can’t live with it, can’t live without it

LMAO I like how some of them are unironically realizing how stupid the left is.

Idealogical cannibalism

I totally realize most people are going to disagree with me here but I feel compelled to say that closing the sub for a joke wasn't a very kind thing to do. We have seen TONS of posts from vulnerable populations talking about how this sub is a source of support and humor in a dark time. Irony and dirtbagism aside, taking away that support without warning was not okay.

You can say I'm being silly, or humorless or reactionary. Whatever. I love the show and I love this community. But sometimes I come home after dealing with ableism and our nightmare reality all day, and this sub is one of many things that make me feel better. It wasn't a good feeling to find this sub closed for the sake of irony. Maybe that's laughable or pathetic. But for me, it's true.

I totally realize most people are going to disagree with me here but I feel compelled to say that closing the sub for a joke wasn't a very kind thing to do. We have seen TONS of posts from vulnerable populations talking about how this sub is a source of support and humor in a dark time. Irony and dirtbagism aside, taking away that support without warning was not okay.

You can say I'm being silly, or humorless or reactionary. Whatever. I love the show and I love this community. But sometimes I come home after dealing with ableism and our nightmare reality all day, and this sub is one of many things that make me feel better. It wasn't a good feeling to find this sub closed for the sake of irony. Maybe that's laughable or pathetic. But for me, it's true.

can some one explain to me what chapo trap house is?

I see that its a podcast, but about what exactly?

I totally realize most people are going to disagree with me here but I feel compelled to say that closing the sub for a joke wasn't a very kind thing to do. We have seen TONS of posts from vulnerable populations talking about how this sub is a source of support and humor in a dark time. Irony and dirtbagism aside, taking away that support without warning was not okay. You can say I'm being silly, or humorless or reactionary. Whatever. I love the show and I love this community. But sometimes I come home after dealing with ableism and our nightmare reality all day, and this sub is one of many things that make me feel better. It wasn't a good feeling to find this sub closed for the sake of irony. Maybe that's laughable or pathetic. But for me, it's true.

I mean I do think it’s just good in general for people to be nice to each other and creating a world where people are nicer to each other should be a sociopolitical goal for people are already empathetic enough to be socialists.

calls for mass beheadings of people who are gainfully employed

Yup, that chapo all right