😍😍Ed_ButteredToast shops where I shop😍😍

1  2019-01-08 by flotus_scrotus

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I can only confidently guarantee that the prostitute you end up making tender love to (lol) will shower longer than she usually does after your 5 shameful minutes of disappointing her

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Volcel if you wouldn't

😍😍looks like he’s into vore😍😍

He eats pot pies for sexual gratification and to own the cons

First of all let it be known that I created a new account just to open this thread. I'm pretty well known around here and some of you may recognize who I am from the way I write, and that's fine. But I don't want any possible embarrassment this thread may cause me to carry on to my true identity on here, or affect the way others see me. So basically, what happened is I decided to tell my family and close friends that I'm into Anal Vore by having a "coming-out" party. I don't think it went very well and that's why I'm here. Let me elaborate. I'm a male in my early 20's. If you were to ask me who I am, the 1st thing I would instantly say is "I am an anal vore fanatic". It's who I am. It's my identity. Anal vore is my life, and it felt important enough for me to tell my friends and family. I decided the best way to tell them would be to have an anal vore "coming-out party", though I didn't tell them that the party was going to be about anal vore ahead of time. I'm not stupid. I knew they would look it up in Google and see a bunch of stupid things and criticisms by trolls about it, so I decided that to make the best impression of anal vore I would have to present it to them myself. I ordered pizzas and planned a lot of fun activities we could do that would explain to my friends and family what anal vore is. It started when they came in through the door. I gave everyone a sealed envelope and told them not to open it until I said so. When everyone had arrived (grandparents, aunts and uncles, my parents, 3 of my cousins, and a couple non-family friends), I announced what the purpose of the part was and had them open the envelopes. I had commissioned a popular artist that I really like to draw sketches of each of my family members/friends anal voring me, and I printed these pictures out and put them in the envelope (he agreed to do the sketches for $5/each BTW so it wasn't too expensive for me). Everyone kinda laughed and a couple of them were confused when I explained (my grandpa got kind of mad at me though). I basically explained to them that I'm into anal vore and what it is. I don't think they took it very well though because they joked a lot about it (they kept asking if I was serious or if I was joking). A couple people (my parents and grandparents mostly) seemed upset though, unfortunately. The next part of the party was I hooked up my laptop to my TV with an HDMI cable and I started showing them my favorite anal vore pictures on Ekas portal and other pictures that I had saved on my computer. This is where the party kind of took a turn for the worse. One of my uncles got really mad and started calling me names (I don't want to repeat them here) but my aunt defended me. We argued for a bit and most of my family left at that point...I kept showing them the anal vore pictures I liked on Ekas portal but they started leaving and only my cousins and close friends chose to remain and look at the pictures with me. What did I do wrong? Is this basically something that only younger people enjoy? Because I'm pretty sure my grandparents hated anal vore (I still love them though even if we can't see eye to eye on this subject that's extremely important to me). Anyways the next part of the party that I had planned for so long and was expecting to be a bit hit was a kind of interactive anal-vore reading game. I had printed out one of my favorite anal vore stories from Eka's and I wanted to pass around the story and we would all read a part aloud, but that didn't really go as planned. One of my cousins said they thought it was "creepy"...? I tried to convince her that it'd be cool but no one wanted to do it. I had to read the story myself but when they started talking to each other about things NOT related to anal vore I kind of gave up :( The party kind of fizzled out. We just watched TV for a bit, I kept talking about anal vore a bit (but not as much as I wanted) and after the party was over everyone (the people who were left at the end, anyway) finally left. Did I do anything wrong? Should I try to do the party again, because I think they may have interpreted my interest wrong? It's really important for me and I want them to know, but how can I communicate my love of anal vore to my family members who are specifically picky about such issues >.> , such as my uncle who was intollerant of me? Any advice would be greatly appreciated.

Sorry ma'am, looks like his delusions have gotten worse. We'll have to admit him,

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Oh shit

First of all, let it be known that I created a new account just to open this thread. I'm pretty well known around here and some of you may recognize who I am from the way I write, and that's fine. But I don't want any possible embarrassment this thread may cause me to carry on to my true identity on here, or affect the way others see me.

So basically, what happened is I decided to tell my family and close friends that I'm into Anal Vore by having a "coming-out" party.

I don't think it went very well, and that's why I'm here.

Let me elaborate. I'm a male in my early 20's. If you were to ask me who I am, the 1st thing I would instantly say is "I am an anal vore fanatic.”

It's who I am. It's my identity. Anal vore is my life, and it felt important enough for me to tell my friends and family.

I decided the best way to tell them would be to have an anal vore "coming-out party,” though I didn't tell them that the party was going to be about anal vore ahead of time.

I'm not stupid. I knew they would look it up in Google and see a bunch of stupid things and criticisms by trolls about it, so I decided that to make the best impression of anal vore I would have to present it to them myself. I ordered pizzas, and planned a lot of fun activities we could do that would explain to my friends and family what anal vore is.

It started when they came in through the door. I gave everyone a sealed envelope and told them not to open it until I said so. When everyone had arrived (grandparents, aunts and uncles, my parents, 3 of my cousins, and a couple non-family friends), I announced what the purpose of the part was and had them open the envelopes. I had commissioned a popular artist that I really like to draw sketches of each of my family members/friends anal voring me, and I printed these pictures out and put them in the envelope (he agreed to do the sketches for $5/each BTW so it wasn't too expensive for me).

Everyone kinda laughed, and a couple of them were confused when I explained (my grandpa got kind of mad at me though). I basically explained to them that I'm into anal vore, and what it is. I don't think they took it very well though, because they joked a lot about it (they kept asking if I was serious or if I was joking). A couple people (my parents and grandparents mostly) seemed upset though, unfortunately.

The next part of the party was I hooked up my laptop to my TV with an HDMI cable and I started showing them my favorite anal vore pictures on Ekas portal and other pictures that I had saved on my computer. This is where the party kind of took a turn for the worse. One of my uncles got really mad and started calling me names (I don't want to repeat them here) but my aunt defended me. We argued for a bit and most of my family left at that point...I kept showing them the anal vore pictures I liked on Ekas portal, but they started leaving and only my cousins and close friends chose to remain and look at the pictures with me.

What did I do wrong? Is this basically something that only younger people enjoy? Because I'm pretty sure my grandparents hated anal vore (I still love them though, even if we can't see eye to eye on this subject that's extremely important to me).

Anyways, the next part of the party that I had planned for so long and was expecting to be a bit hit was a kind of interactive anal-vore reading game. I had printed out one of my favorite anal vore stories from Eka's and I wanted to pass around the story and we would all read a part aloud, but that didn't really go as planned. One of my cousins said they thought it was "creepy"...?

I tried to convince her that it'd be cool, but no one wanted to do it. I had to read the story myself, but when they started talking to each other about things NOT related to anal vore, I kind of gave up :(

The party kind of fizzled out. We just watched TV for a bit, I kept talking about anal vore a bit (but not as much as I wanted) and after the party was over, everyone (the people who were left at the end, anyway) finally left.

Did I do anything wrong? Should I try to do the party again, because I think they may have interpreted my interest wrong?

It's really important for me and I want them to know, but how can I communicate my love of anal vore to my family members who are specifically picky about such issues >.> , such as my uncle who was intollerant of me? Any advice would be greatly appreciated.

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First of all, let it be known that I created a new account just to open this thread. I'm pretty well known around here and some of you may recognize who I am from the way I write, and that's fine.

But I don't want any possible embarrassment this thread may cause me to carry on to my true identity on here, or affect the way others see me.

So basically, what happened is I decided to tell my family and close friends that I'm into Anal Vore by having a "coming-out" party.

I don't think it went very well, and that's why I'm here.

Let me elaborate.

I'm a male in my early 20's.

If you were to ask me who I am, the 1st thing I would instantly say is "I am an anal vore fanatic.”

It's who I am. It's my identity.

Anal vore is my life, and it felt important enough for me to tell my friends and family.

I decided the best way to tell them would be to have an anal vore "coming-out party,” though I didn't tell them that the party was going to be about anal vore ahead of time.

I'm not stupid.

I knew they would look it up in Google and see a bunch of stupid things and criticisms by trolls about it, so I decided that to make the best impression of anal vore I would have to present it to them myself. I ordered pizzas, and planned a lot of fun activities we could do that would explain to my friends and family what anal vore is.

It started when they came in through the door. I gave everyone a sealed envelope and told them not to open it until I said so.

When everyone had arrived (grandparents, aunts and uncles, my parents, 3 of my cousins, and a couple non-family friends), I announced what the purpose of the part was and had them open the envelopes.

I had commissioned a popular artist that I really like to draw sketches of each of my family members/friends anal voring me, and I printed these pictures out and put them in the envelope (he agreed to do the sketches for $5/each BTW so it wasn't too expensive for me).

Everyone kinda laughed, and a couple of them were confused when I explained (my grandpa got kind of mad at me though).

I basically explained to them that I'm into anal vore, and what it is. I don't think they took it very well though, because they joked a lot about it (they kept asking if I was serious or if I was joking). A couple people (my parents and grandparents mostly) seemed upset though, unfortunately.

The next part of the party was I hooked up my laptop to my TV with an HDMI cable and I started showing them my favorite anal vore pictures on Ekas portal and other pictures that I had saved on my computer.

This is where the party kind of took a turn for the worse.

One of my uncles got really mad and started calling me names (I don't want to repeat them here) but my aunt defended me. We argued for a bit and most of my family left at that point...I kept showing them the anal vore pictures I liked on Ekas portal, but they started leaving and only my cousins and close friends chose to remain and look at the pictures with me.

What did I do wrong?

Is this basically something that only younger people enjoy? Because I'm pretty sure my grandparents hated anal vore (I still love them though, even if we can't see eye to eye on this subject that's extremely important to me).

Anyways, the next part of the party that I had planned for so long and was expecting to be a bit hit was a kind of interactive anal-vore reading game. I had printed out one of my favorite anal vore stories from Eka's and I wanted to pass around the story and we would all read a part aloud, but that didn't really go as planned. One of my cousins said they thought it was "creepy"...?

I tried to convince her that it'd be cool, but no one wanted to do it. I had to read the story myself, but when they started talking to each other about things NOT related to anal vore, I kind of gave up :(

The party kind of fizzled out.

We just watched TV for a bit, I kept talking about anal vore a bit (but not as much as I wanted) and after the party was over, everyone (the people who were left at the end, anyway) finally left.

Did I do anything wrong? Should I try to do the party again, because I think they may have interpreted my interest wrong?

It's really important for me, and I want them to know, but how can I communicate my love of anal vore to my family members who are specifically picky about such issues >.> , such as my uncle who was intollerant of me?

Any advice would be greatly appreciated.

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You already communicated it

Pol Pot pies?

In too good shape to be Ed

is that munchkin or a dwarf from a generic fantasy universe?

also what are those suspenders made of? in awe of the work they are doing.

is that munchkin or a dwarf from a generic fantasy universe?

A dwemer!

😴😴😴

work load is only 500 pounds, that's a lot of soytits to hold up

THICC Bussy.

make that ass clap

From the front to the back πŸ˜–

pretending it has distinct sides

and I thought I was thicc 😞😞😞

I don't think I've ever met anyone too large for shoelaces

fat manlet, name a worse combination.

Also Ed's a butthurt pajeet, don't confuse his antics with white people nonsense.

needs some stink lines

lmao

Legit looks like Raj Rajaratam

needs the red button on his head

Abcelute Unit

Ed won't reply to this

He’s still driving his Hyundai home from Target silly

IT'S AN EXTEMELY REASONABLE CAR

'89 Hyundai

He never does because he's S E E T H I N G

RENT FREE

GLAD TO HEAR IT PIZZA BAGEL BITES ARE EXPENSIVE

No street shitting, this isn't accurate

MDEcels still bussyblasted by SF.

Bongistan lmao

Is that an above the rim swastika slam dunk?

/r/menslib mod right there

That guy is too manly for /r/menslib

> Wears shirt depicting pulling naziism out of the wastebin of history

Smh

>wearing a swastika to own the Nazis

HE THICC BOY OHH LORD HE THICC BOY

ABSOLUTE UNIT

Can’t be Ed. Never. No way. No chance.

Yeah, too sexy 😍😍

That’s what I was thinking

T H I C C

I’d hit those thicc back walls 😍😍

Even though I get the idea of the shirt , who ACTUALLY walks around proudly displaying a swastika

Ed

That degree of fatness when a belt ceases to be a viable option and braces are the only way to go.

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What an incredible T shirt. Throw the Nahzeez in da trash

Ed is ANTIFA supersoldier confirmed.

What the heck I’m with Ed it’s not like you can effectively resist on an empty stomach!

#resist becomes #riots when stomaches are empty so let's all hope Ed stays full.

He ate all the fascists.

Tfw you’re a short round that can’t find a belt big enough

What the hell is it with extremely large humans and not tying their shoes?

You think that dude can touch his toes?

He's got a swastika on his tits

ed is a paki though

Who is this guy?

Somehow I doubt this fat fuck plays Nazi Basketball...

That dude must be the guy from CTH that was suicidal after they closed the sub for a couple of days