Burgers, what's the first thing you'll loot tonight when Daddy declares Civil War 2: Whales v. Walls?

1  2019-01-08 by MetaFactoryFactory

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I like to think that everyone shitty on the Left is just a troll account created and maintained by Barron Trump, attempting to use his mammoth brain to make centrists vote Daddy 2020. Because if these people actually exist, and have these strange opinions that so many people supposedly might have, then I'll have to actually vote for Daddy, given he's the option most likely to put these fucking people in camps.

But I'm wise to you, Barron: you'll never actually make me vote.

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AOCs feet

Absolutely top tier taste

👀

the soup kitchen and DSA office for cotton candy no nic vape

no nic

Why even vape

fat clouds of cream rushing out of your lungs

feels like you are the dragon

cream

mmmmmmmmmmmm

wow

Vape juice?

Capitalism wins again

DO MY BIDDING

LEAVE THE STORE

I'm going to assault and then claim my local Walmart super center as my own with my tactical division of obese boomers in scooters

Loss prevention will probably have to be culled but they can join us if they want

this is how empires are built o7

Ha, my friend an I were talking about that earlier today.

Like if some apocalyptic event happens, Walmart supercenters will legit be the castles of the new dark ages.

You don't need a moat just a tall speed bump.

I guess I'll be too busy fulfilling my role as Roof Korean. Someone bring me drinks.

I would pour soju for you but I'm probably older than you. 😒

It's cool, I'm gyopo af. We'll chug from the bottles.

you've dishonored your family, charlie

Time to commit seppu- oh wait.

holds book over head

Bring some hollow points for maximum damage.

Hollow points are banned by geneva tho

lol

Not in ameribae 😫😩

Hollow .22 LRs make ground squirrels go pop.

Wrong

The Hague Convention of 1899, Declaration III, prohibited the use in international warfare of bullets that easily expand or flatten in the body.[2] This is often incorrectly believed to be prohibited in the Geneva Conventions

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollow-point_bullet

Post Daewoo

Those still exist?

Apparently Daewoo went bankrupt. I'm sure there's still a fair amount of old ones floating around.

Oooh, a Daewoo!

Daewoo DX!

MadTV clip

No silly. This.

lmao

I live in a cage, apparently.

That looks kinda like the Omega that's coming out some from TNArmsCo.

i want a dr200 so bad

you and me both brother

The first DHS SUV I see, really only to find out if they actually move and serve a purpose, or if they're carted around to random spots and parked to give the appearance that the DHS actually does anything.

Also, bitcoins

Just tell me when and how to watch it online

I'm conflicted. A president declaring that he's suspending the constitution and that he's going to rule by decree is totally unprecedented in our nation's history and pretty well marks the end of America as a first world country.

On the other hand, until Daddy actually removes any troops from Syria, I'm not gonna take anything he says seriously.

I going to strip naked, put my plate carrier on, sling my FAL across my chest, lace up my Danners, sit on my front porch with a case of Busch Light, and fire warning shots at every vehicle that drives down my road.

warning shots

Warning

Big gay

Post FAL

Mmm. I'd love to get a full auto FAL, but I love my wallet too much.

Ooooooh Mr Hicks...

Post rhodesian flag next bb

Those shorts are actually really comfortable in the summer, no homo

Tight pants, tight groupings

Post FAL or gtfo you cuck.

see above

So pretty much just a normal Wednesday then, or no?

not wearing babyshit green and yellow short-shorts

What are you, a fag?

Danners

Sorry Danners are no longer redneck. They’ve been appropriated by the Hipster class. Sorry 2 let u no.

Redwings are hipster, danners are still working class. Because you can still afford them.

meaning in life

quick everyone download robinbhood and buy spy puts

ur mom

boomroasted

why are you speaking liberal

ayyy i get all my news from this sub so could someone explain what this is in reference to, should I be stockpiling bourbon and ammo or what

Trump is giving a big speech at the border tonight, odds are he'll declare martial law and order the military to start rounding up all the libcuck undersirables and building a wall with their corpses.

me too thanks

Damn that would be metal.

He'd better not think it.

Hi I'm from VICE. What is burgers?

Americans.

I'm planning on staying in my room, watching anime, and masturbating during the second Civil War. So basically nothing will change.

Also I'm excited about an appointment with a whore I have coming up. This will be my second appointment with a whore. Also the second time in my life I've had sex. Hopefully we can get it done before the Trump supporters seize the area and begin mass pogroms of Latinas and thots.

The White House. I think I can take Daddy.

Hm.

First I’d steal a Porsche, then find a big restaurant and use their kitchen (I like to cook) and pretend I’m Gordon Ramsay.

And when I get bored with that, I’d form a battalion of rapists and pirates and terrorize people I don’t like.

Then I’d probably form a Randal Flagg style dictatorship.