blessed drama post

Life fuel for SECels

Like cocaine

Unless daddy's paying or they went to Vandy, can they afford powder?

Meth for SECels

Don't worry, coach O has an ambitious 5-year plan to score a single point on Saban.

Because someone trying to defend their unreasonably hated interests is just soooooo fucking funny. I'm only here for this post. Sorry kid, but I don't get off on laughing at other's expense so I'm going to gtfo of this degenerate cesspool asap. People wanna get rid of furries. Well how about places like this instead? The world would be infinitely better without drama. This sub is like the young people version of watching the Hallmark channel.

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Life-fuel for Auburn-cels

War Damn

E A G L EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I like riding in my truck

Doesn't quite work because South Carolina's name isn't musical but anyway

Holy shit lol how could a fanbase whose team has been so dominant in the last decade generate this much pathetic salt?

Unsubbing from /r/cfb cause you can't take a few jabs after a 14-1 season

The fragility of Alabama and their fans lmao

Reminds me of 18-1

Bama fans at their saddest point since Brown v. Board of Education

The fragility of Alabama and their fans lmao

Every time Alabama loses, you can count on:

• "We beat ourselves." Yeah, you're so good, you beat yourselves by 3 touchdowns.

• "Yeah but ur team sux, lol"

• "That crucial play didn't count because <stupid bullshit excuse>."

• Whining about other teams being mean, even though Bama fans are the smuggest, most obnoxious fuckers alive.

Speaking of smugness

I went over there for a hot minute and it was a bunch of irrelevant flairs bragging about Clemson. I wanted to vomit

Fucking lmao, "irrelevant flairs"

quality loss

At least 60% of them became Bama fans just so they could root for a team that is guaranteed to never have more than 1-2 losses each season.

Go read the secrant.com if you want the real drama

Based

Tua’s most definitely gonna get the belt

Worst Tide Ad this year

From a cfb thread. Lel.

As an ND fan that had to listen to everyone bitch about the Irish not belonging in the playoffs after the Tigers romped them, this is some fantasic schadenfreude.

ND fan

rip

Yeah all the NDcels memeing about how we lost to Clemson by 1 point less than Bama did are idiots. We couldn't even score a touchdown there is absolutely nothing to brag about.

Quality loss

The ND mantra since '89

I'm gonna' seriouspost here for a second, everybody clear oout:

fuck alabama I am so fucking happy they lost, I hope their entire program gets fucked by recruiting violations and they fire the manlet satban into the fucking sun

tuscaloosa is a nice town tho I'll give em that

Yikes theres a lot to unpack here.

Please don't enjoy the Airboat-Americans

stay mad

the Airboat-Americans

lmao hey fuck you buddy

Bayou Burgers

Zepelin americans

acting like airboats aren't the superior form of transportation

Lol at your life

tuscaloosa sucks fucking ass ive been there 3 times

SEC COLLEGE TOWN POWER RANKINGS (THAT IVE BEEN TO AND EXCLUDING NON-COLLEGE TOWNS LIKE BR AND NASHVILLE)

1-AUBURN

2-ATHENS

3-STARKVILLE

4-COLLEGE STATION

5-OXFORD

6-TUSCALOOSA

oxford edges out tuscaloosa due to chicken on a stick

imagine thinking there's anything good at all about CSTAT or starkville lmao, son you need to come up off the percs or whatever wild shit you're on. CSTAT is dogshit, it's one of the worst towns in texas, and starkville (DRY COUNTY LMAO) is even worse

I do agree with auburn and athens are awesome tho

news to me that starkville is a dry county because their bars are fun as shit, i think the area was called the old quarter or some shit

same for cstat, ugly ass campus, fun bar scene, plus i went drinking in some random corn field or someshit and there was a frat concert there too that was fun.

everything is cstat is hideous, besides the chicks. and most of those girls won't even breath the same air as you unless your daddy is jerry fuckin' jones. that entire university is the total embodiment of, "no YOU stink" toward UT. they have no identity outside of muh military and muh t-sips

I looked it up, starkville is no longer dry. but it just sucks in general, and the KLANGA KLANGA KLANGA shit is so bad, you couldn't pay to go to another one of their games. I did once, and left at halftime to watch the rest of the game from a bar.

If you bone an Aggie you better be prepared be prepared to be engaged by 24.

putting Starkville over Oxford

ISHYGDDT 🤮🤮🤮

t. doesnt go get fucked up in starkvegas after our bi-annual ass whooping

LOL of course the LSU fan thinks Tuscaloosa is shitty

I mean, it is shitty, but the immediate 5 miles full of upper-middle class college students is pretty nice. Just don't venture too far outside campus

The ghetto trash in Auburn is way the fuck in Tuskegee. Sky bar is hands down the best college bar I’ve ever been to.

Yeah sky bar is pretty nice. Tuscaloosa has a bunch of great bars but no “the bar”. Maybe the Houndstooth but it’s not as good as Sky bar

I live in Bham now and miss Tuscaloosa...maybe I’m just nostalgic for my sloppy drunk nights trying to fuck desperate chicks on the Strip

bhams young demographic bar district downtown kicks the absolute fucking dogshit out of tuscaloosa

Oh definitely. I’m just mainly speaking about living as a college kid that didn’t have to work vs working full time now....it’s harder to enjoy everything downtown Bham has to offer cause I’m tired from work

Try Avondales next time you go. It's classy.

ive been there twice, i like it

> EXCLUDING NON-COLLEGE TOWNS LIKE BR AND NASHVILLE

learn to read

College station blows. Much rather live in tuscolumbia than be around aggies 24/7

Auburn is actually quite fun

It pisses me off that they aren't melting down harder. I need revenge for 21-0 fuck those people

fucking SAME

I expected more. I guess the really insane ones probably offed themselves, so no harm no foul

They have gotten disney’ed.

The true believers are still there but even pawl doesn’t let them loose. They are attaching richer burb students. Their frat drug test now so the SAE and Deke houses are not coke mansions with insane hazing practices.

Damn shame

No idea wtf this is about. I'm guessing ... USian handovoid?

Lemme get this right, one team lost to another team and one of those team's fans are upset? Get this normie bullshit outta here.