How dare men sit five feet away from women on a nudist beach - satirical post has unsatirical comments
1 2019-01-08 by dramasutra
Haha, I think she (the woman taking the picture) is referring to how some men can’t just enjoy themselves at the nude beach and have to try to get laid, they’re constantly inching closer to any nearby female groups, conveniently sunbathing a few feet from ladies, like this dude in the pic. That may be a normal distance between regular-beach spots, but there’s no reason that stranger should be nude-sunbathing that close to her and her friend. That’s really atypical unless it’s a super-crowded nude beach.
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You're being downvoted, but you're right. This guy is way too close. Unless this beach is super packed, he could have easily found a different spot. I have seen this behavior plenty of times at nude beaches. Some men conveniently find a spot right next to or in front of the few women there when there is plenty of open beach for them to relax on. Yet when it's all men there, they usually don't get so close. Women have to deal with this shit all the time at nude beaches.
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1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-01-08
More like ExtremelyCucked amirite?!!!
1 ______________pewpew 2019-01-08
Men where a mistake
1 BenaGD 2019-01-08
It's over for peniscels 😴😴
1 Karmaisforsuckers 2019-01-08
They censored the pic before they posted it to reddit to hide the guy sitting at full mast. The old fucking creep was probably jacking it too.
1 dramasutra 2019-01-08
from what i understand, boner's happen on nude beaches.
either way, I don't know why you would take a picture of that.
1 dramasutra 2019-01-08
idk man.... boner's sometimes happen on nude beaches from what I heard...
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it seems what's creepy is the woman who decides to snap a pic at a nudist beach
1 dramasutra 2019-01-08
idk man.... snapping a pic of someone at a nude beach is pretty creepy
1 dramasutra 2019-01-08
idk man.... snapping a pic of someone at a nude beach is pretty creepy.
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from what I heard
1 Karmaisforsuckers 2019-01-08
From what I've """"heard"""""
More like what you scream at women on the beach after they call you a creep for following them around.
1 dramasutra 2019-01-08
he seems to be lying down five feet away on the towel.
1 svenpai101 2019-01-08
Brb opening these images that are totally sfw in a meeting in 4 minutes
1 Corporal-Hicks 2019-01-08
I went to an island in the Caribbean once where a bunch of dutch people go and those niggas dont care. Old and naked sitting on the chair right next to you and shit.
1 dramasutra 2019-01-08
from what I understand nudist beaches aren't sexy at all.
1 Corporal-Hicks 2019-01-08
correct
1 WholesomeDrama 2019-01-08
only if you're uncultured and don't appreciate old daddy cock 😍🤤
1 Chicup 2019-01-08
As someone who goes to nude beaches from time to time, its about the diamond in the rough. Yea you get lardasses, old dudes, old women, faggots (usually in a unofficially designated area), and such, but you also get some hotties too. If your eyes can withstand the horrors of "woman so fat you can't tell if she has on a bikini bottom" then its fun.
But whats best about a nude beach isn't some 19 year old hottie on a dare from her friends, no, its not having a fucking wet suit to dry off every time you get out of the water. That alone is worth it.
1 GreasyPeter 2019-01-08
Maybe this shit is why some feminists lump wearing a burqa or hijab into the "empowering" camp along with talking about your period just to try and offend men and calling everything a form of the patriarchy's oppression. Since you can hide your body from men, you never have to worry about them attempting to get to know you. "Why am I single at 40!?!??! It's the patriarchy!".
1 dramasutra 2019-01-08
You can still wear a burqa and go to a nude beach, as long as the face is covered, the tits can come out
1 Patsy02 2019-01-08
Absolutely halal, let's make this happen.
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-01-08
Tbf the only nudist beach ive been to was full of old dudes donald-ducking and serial masturbaters.
1 TSwizzlesNipples 2019-01-08
When I lived in Miami, there was a nudist beach in town. Several of my friends wanted to go and just be pervs in general, I had to shut that shit down.
However, there was another instance where I was on Belle Isle at The Standard hanging out with the guy that helped me find my condo. He apparently new the DJ and got us in for free. So we're chillin' with some beers and these two, very attractive, gussies walk on to the beach, drop their tops, and start sun bathing.
Realtor-type-dude is a chud, so he immediately goes over to chat with them. After about 10 minutes, and they hadn't thrown their drinks on him, I walk over. We chat for a while, and then chud has to take a call. He walks off and these women immediately asked me to "get this douchebag away from us". Since I drove, I made up and excuse about work and that I had to leave.
Ended up getting both their numbers tho, so that was nice.
1 nanonan 2019-01-08
You've misspelt Chad twice there.
1 As-a-xxx 2019-01-08
Nude femcels - yuk.