/r/politics busts out the tinfoil hats and loses its collective shit after Daddy announces he's going to give a speech tonight

1  2019-01-08 by bromide992

43 comments

Let's be honest, Daddy is going to lower the collective IQ of the nation just a bit further, but that's about it

I recommend focusing on the getting the Mayocide up and running instead of worrying about their replacements

The average American IQ is retarded, not sure he'll have much effect.

dont be rude to the burgers, their IQs are just fine and lovable just the way they are 🤗

as pets, maybe

cant be any worse than whatever reality tv show or circlejerk awards show people would otherwise be watching

the presidency is literally the apprentice but with less realistic drama.

Its due to economic factors

> trump sneezes

> politics: https://i.imgur.com/XPfydvv.gif?noredirect

plebbitors

HYPERBOREANS hyperbole

shocking™

COPE

making fun of plebbitors

cope

🙄

dude cope lmao

Hey Ed can you fuck my wife?

r/deadbedrooms eh?

No I just really want you to fuck my wife.

No

Are you *sure*??? Either way, I'll pass. Jesus does not approve of such activities.

But Jesus was literally conceived by his chad father fucking another mans wife. That shit is christian tradition.

W👁KE

Excuse me, libtard, but Trump is in perfect health and would never sneeze

LEFT

SIDE

OF

BEEF

It's more like this. I would know.

There's no way that's Market, it's too clean

Now now, there's that stretch alongside FiDi between Powell and the Embarcadero that isn't too rancid.

After 5pm?

Fake.

Not enough shit on the streets.

Not enough poo.

SF

zero homeless

uh huh

Imagine thinking Salon was anything more than porn for lefties.

LOL almost 10 years later scared Redditors think the big bad right winger is going to overthrow the government and stage a coup. Don't care for Trump, but that's one thing that annoys me about this shit website. They'd be pants on fire daily freaking out if ANY right winger won, like they do now.

why would they need to

For the drama it would provide us.

I love how every president in the last 30 or so years (and probably earlier) is supposed to have staged a coup and declare a military dictatorship.

My theory? The internet has made dumb people think they have company.

"OMG! SINCE WHEN DO PRESIDENTS START GIVING SPEECHES?!"

Posting politics should be cheating.

meh, not so much cheating as just low hanging fruit. It's valid drama. It's just easy and predictable.

State of emergency

Trump builds the wall

reds ejaculate collectively

blues produce mountains of salt

2020 will be absolutely apeshit, and it's 2019, it's really inevitable that this level of drama could be reached and surpassed so quickly.

I was thinking ok maybe there's a chance he goes that route but now I can't imagine he will, because it's very obvious that if he tries to start building a wall in that way it'll immediately go to the SCOTUS which will uphold that the Congress has the power of the purse for things like permanent infrastructure etc.

So now I think we're just going to get a word salad about bad hombres, jihadxicans, drugs, sanctuary cities etc

Maybe he'll spend an hour talking about how steel fences look nicer than concrete and he never specified concrete.

I survived the American dicatorship of 1/8/19.

RIP American dictatorship 1/8/19

I hope you're ready for tomorrows dictatorship.

I'm not deleting the post

Fucking pussy