Okay, so first of all, you've just made a reply to me that is in two unrelated parts. The first is unrelated to anything I said. As long as you comport yourself in this manner, you will only be met with derision. It is a nonsense method of communication.
Last time we did anything sexual, I had to chug two litres of coke and eat a whole packet of mentos along with a litre of water. It was really uncomfortable for me but it clearly made him happy and he even managed to cum after a considerable amount of time, so I simply obliged.
Whether this post is fake or not, the fact that there ARE actual people out there like that is a pretty compelling argument to just end it all right now
What sign of the apocalypse is it when supposedly rational people protect someone from mean words related to their desire to fuck an anthropomorphic blueberry?
Can’t wait for the old “homosexuality is found in every species of mammal on earth, homophobia is only found in one” except updated to fit the new protected class
When we can’t shame people for weird shit, that weird shit becomes normal, and I don’t like that. These weird fetishes and mental problems these freaks have are just a product of the decadence of modern society. I wish we went back to the budding of the industrial era where kids would get sucked into giant cotton gins so they couldn’t grow up into tranny blueberry fuckers.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-01-09
Okay, so first of all, you've just made a reply to me that is in two unrelated parts. The first is unrelated to anything I said. As long as you comport yourself in this manner, you will only be met with derision. It is a nonsense method of communication.
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1 Dramaste 2019-01-09
Great title OP đź‘Ť đź‘Ť
1 United_States_Eagle 2019-01-09
Fucking Normies wasting time asking about it instead of giving advice. Why be on the internet if you don’t explore every fetish possible?
1 JeanPeuplu 2019-01-09
Wtf is blueberry porn?
1 TontoGoldbergCA 2019-01-09
Stuffing blueberries up your ass and pooping them into a blender, another person jerks off into the blue-poop smoothie, and then you use it as mulch.
1 nanonan 2019-01-09
I can't believe the real explanation is worse.
1 Quietus42 2019-01-09
It's cool because Violet is actually a 500 year old vampire.
1 ticktockwarrior 2019-01-09
*598 and 11 months old (so 599 by the end of the series)
1 24HER032 2019-01-09
to be fair, good mulch is hard to come by
1 TrailerParkBride 2019-01-09
This is high art
1 jewdanksdad 2019-01-09
Very untrue and probably queer
1 BriefSquirt 2019-01-09
Whether this post is fake or not, the fact that there ARE actual people out there like that is a pretty compelling argument to just end it all right now
1 mariaschicklgruber 2019-01-09
You've been GNOMED!
1 BumwineBaudelaire 2019-01-09
Jesus Christ is this /r/drama or /r/babbysfirstdayonline
1 BriefSquirt 2019-01-09
:(
1 somegurk 2019-01-09
Fuck you, we listen and believe.
1 MetaFactoryFactory 2019-01-09
This is a TRUE and HONEST post if I've ever seen one. Great find, OP.
1 Shortcakespecial 2019-01-09
I believe this is true. There are a lot of men with really gross fetishes, very concerning indeed.
1 VidiotGamer 2019-01-09
They locked that thread for "kink shaming".
What sign of the apocalypse is it when supposedly rational people protect someone from mean words related to their desire to fuck an anthropomorphic blueberry?
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-01-09
Just wait, "kink shaming" is going to be used to defend pedos eventually.
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-01-09
look at this pedophobe
1 DoesntSmellLikePalm 2019-01-09
Can’t wait for the old “homosexuality is found in every species of mammal on earth, homophobia is only found in one” except updated to fit the new protected class
1 pvijay187 2019-01-09
Still way less degenerate than Loli
1 tron_funkin_blow 2019-01-09
If this isn't worthy of shame, what is?
1 -66- 2019-01-09
When we can’t shame people for weird shit, that weird shit becomes normal, and I don’t like that. These weird fetishes and mental problems these freaks have are just a product of the decadence of modern society. I wish we went back to the budding of the industrial era where kids would get sucked into giant cotton gins so they couldn’t grow up into tranny blueberry fuckers.