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1  2019-01-09 by ArlenBilldozer

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Foid couldn't handle the bantz and had an emotional breakdown

What's new?

he's a professional athlete and a millionaire. that's what makes it interesting

He's also the biggest lolcow in baseball. Last year there was some drama where he wrote "BD 911" on the mound one game and people thought he was trying to say "bush did 911". He also has some jokes views on climate change and is a magacel. A couple years ago he missed playoff games because he cut his finger playing with a drone and accused some pitchers of cheating with absolutely no evidence other then "damn they're too good to not be cheating!". All this while claiming to be the "most scientific player in baseball". Needless to say r/baseball hates him.

This is just another chapter in the saga.

and accused some pitchers of cheating with absolutely no evidence other then "damn they're too good to not be cheating!"

as an astros fan, I am well aware of Trevor's fuckery. it was our pitching staff that he was accusing

So the real life kenny powers?

He actually was probably right about the cheating https://blogs.fangraphs.com/trevor-bauer-might-have-conducted-an-experiment/

He is a MASTER ENGINEER who is reinventing the sport of pitching

The joke is that this November your vote counts exactly as much as a senile retiree whose political sources are nestled between a thread of gay furry porn and a thread of kids wearing swimsuits.

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Yahoo is the Boomer search engine of choice

Ask.com might take the cake for that

Wow why didn't she just...log out of Twitter?

Unfortunately I don’t think a professional athlete that tweets like a 16 year girl on her period has a fan club :/

You're not allowed to talk to me like this, I'm a 16 year old girl

Baseball has the least drama of any sport, this is the best they got?

Boring, just like their "Sport".

never a dull moment in Cleveland

I mean I like Baker Mayfield a lot. He pretty clearly has the stuff to be a top 3 QB NFL. Their owner isnt a complete retard, they have a ton of picks, and the best GM in the nfl in terms of finding talent - not so much in managing contracts though. I expect them to contend for a Superbowl as soon as next year and be a top 3 team in the AFC behind the Colts and Chiefs, in that order.

It almost seems to good to be true but I'm kinda excited for the Browns for basically the first time in my life