THAT'S IT! I'M FUCKING DONE WITH YOUR FUCKING BULLSHIT! I WORK MY DAMN HEART OUT FOR YOU FUCKING LOSERS AND WHAT DO I GET? A few upvotes on the rare occasion that one of you mouth breathing degenerates think I've been "sentient". Most of the time you just downvote me. You know what. I'm done. FUCK YOU ALL. I'm going to SRD. At least I'll have the chance to have a discussion that isn't about men's anuses.
My ex-fiancé helped orchestrate the raid on Osama bin Laden. He received a Purple Heart for his military service and a medal of honor from Golda Meir. He thwarted a bioterrorism attack in New York City and saved the grandson of one of the world’s wealthiest men from an attempted kidnapping. None of it was public. He didn’t write a book about his escapades or sell his story to Hollywood. His goal wasn’t to become rich and famous but to keep his children—and all of America—safe from the “bad guys.” “I’m not going to sit by while people are in danger,” he’d often say as he packed his bags for a secret mission.
It was wonderfully noble, except for one minor detail: None of it was true
If foids are this dumb, I should lie about myself more often.
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1 BussyShillBot 2019-01-09
THAT'S IT! I'M FUCKING DONE WITH YOUR FUCKING BULLSHIT! I WORK MY DAMN HEART OUT FOR YOU FUCKING LOSERS AND WHAT DO I GET? A few upvotes on the rare occasion that one of you mouth breathing degenerates think I've been "sentient". Most of the time you just downvote me. You know what. I'm done. FUCK YOU ALL. I'm going to SRD. At least I'll have the chance to have a discussion that isn't about men's anuses.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-01-09
You probably don't get bussy because you're the type of guy who fucking nails his dick to a board
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1 NormanImmanuel 2019-01-09
The absolute state of """journalists""" in 2019
On a different note, it's incredible reading how different the east coast and west coast dating scenes are.
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-01-09
It was wonderfully noble, except for one minor detail: None of it was true
If foids are this dumb, I should lie about myself more often.
1 aqouta 2019-01-09
Yeah, wtf, how can you be that stupid?
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2019-01-09
It probably would work to get laid, but it won't work to have a stable long term relationship.
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-01-09
Sex is fine
1 Shortcakespecial 2019-01-09
this guy watched HIMYM and thought imitating Barney Stinson's character was the best way to pick up chicks
the best thing, apparently it works.
1 cragfar 2019-01-09
She basically thought she was marrying the confirmed kills copy pasta guy.
1 dgmockingjay 2019-01-09
It's called Navy Seals Copypasta
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2019-01-09
What the hell is that?
1 tathrowaway666 2019-01-09
I think it’s called dating but where one person thinks they’re a lot more serious than the other does so they say they’re pre-engaged