Hahahahaha, you're in college and you still spend your time like this! This internet troll shit is for lonely 14 year olds, not adults.
The rest of your life is going to be lonely and boring if this is what you do with your time during what should be your most exciting years.
Before you know it, college will be over and you'll have no ability to make new friends because you don't have anything interesting to talk about or any way to meet new people. If you're not able to make friends now when it's literally the easiest it will ever be, there's no way you're going to swing it when you're even older.
Listen, I come here to embrace my retardation. Not be shamed for said retardation. And if I am shamed for it, I have the right to claim that you are retarded too. So there.
I always thought of it as an extra dimensional space. A pocket universe where magical sucky things live. This clearly violates space-time and does not exist within the confines of a mensroom.
charged with misdemeanor sexual battery and felony second-degree kidnapping, according to an arrest warrant and records filed with the City County Bureau of Identification.
one of them grabbed her genitals and asked if she had a penis, according to the 911 recording... The other woman started laughing, pulled up her shirt and asked the transgender woman if she wanted to see her breasts, the 911 caller said. One of the women also grabbed the victim’s buttocks... Once they left the restroom, at least one of the women continued to grope the victim’s buttocks and stomach
It sounds dramatic, but kidnapping can include preventing a person from leaving a certain place. Some jurisdictions call this "unlawful detention" which may also be a lesser included offense under felony kidnapping.
Kidnapping. It's more than luring kids to your van with promises of candy. The more you know!
the women starting talking to his friend in what appeared to be a friendly conversation until one of them grabbed her genitals and asked if she had a penis
Honestly, what the fuck is happening to the world? Since when has it been wrong for a woman to grab someone by the dick? This gender shit is getting out of hand, and by that I mean there are not enough women's hands grabbing penises.
Last time Fowler voted was in '14. She is a registered libertarian.
I can't find a voter that matches Harrell. There are two Amber Nicole Harrell's registered in N.C., but neither in Wake. She could be either one, or neither.
Trump has really broken these people. What sort of psychopath looks that shit up?
I laughed at the title of the post because I thought that really happened (A man disguised himself as a woman to peep at women peeing or idn) but I clicked on the news and it was a transgender woman. Not funny dude. Those women found out she was transgender and humiliated her. Gross.
but 'he' isn't really a 'he' because 'he' considers 'himself' a woman so it's not a 'man undercover as a woman,' it's just a woman or a transgender woman, however you want to say it. The transgender woman suffered a homophobic abuse and humiliation by two dickheads. My original laughter turned into sad cringe because of clickbait. And the title 'joke' is just another homophobic remark.
Not everyone lives in woquetard fantasy land where you can't assume genders, broslice. 99% of the time people can tell what sex you are from looking at you, and they will call you the pronouns for that sex.
You can assume gender (within a social context, because chinamen all look like girls by our standards), but you can’t assume sex without at LEAST a good long look at some genitals
and even that’s assuming there hasn’t been any mutilation, and that they’re not a 2%er with ambiguous genitalia
nah, strictly tying gender to biology is straight up impractical. there are glaring problems with it even in the contexts where it makes the most sense.
You are absolutely right! Jokes about politically protected classes are not allowed. That's why I changed the context of the title, to protect the trans community.
Maybe you think it's funny to laugh at a man that decided to be a woman because that what that person felt inside and maybe you think that transgender women are a half-shaved dude with a nasty wig deserving your laugh but they are not a disguised man and you would be surprised of what hormones can do. The title it's clickbait-sy and misleading and I'm taking this to court and Rupaul will be there and you will cry until your tiny penis comes out of your own ass and then somehow the women that did that to the trans woman will be turned into men and they are going to fucking rape you, asshole!
What about what I feel inside? Should I ignore my own feels (for Rupaul) and the desire that my bussy get feltched by two milfs in a public restroom? Should I be ashamed that I am a half shaven dude in a whore's wig? Should I cry for my unmolested tiny penis?
see? you just don't click bait people after making them laugh. You just simply don't take away what you give. You look cute on that Pretty woman's wig btw
Of course, they got a shit mod in r/news that loses their shit whenever anything trans comes up and people wrongthink. Got banned for some trans comments like "trans should not be in women's sports because they are still biologically male and have an advantage over female athletes."
The other woman started laughing, pulled up her shirt and asked the transgender woman if she wanted to see her breasts, the 911 caller said. One of the women also grabbed the victim’s buttocks, according to the caller.
The victim told the women “a number of times to stop,” the caller said.
Once they left the restroom, at least one of the women continued to grope the victim’s buttocks and stomach, according to the caller, who added that the bartender asked them to stop.
All the dudes wearing lipstick and their nan's pearls say they need to use women's restrooms, locker rooms, prisons, so crazy men won't assault them. Well, guess what, women are psychos also.
How do you know that this "trans-woman" wasn't passing as a woman? My instincts tell me that this "trans-woman" was extremely passing. This is how women behave in bathrooms which explains why they always go go the ladies room together.
So, women grab each other's penises to see if they are really men? Damn, I've been going to the loo with the wrong groups of women because that sounds pretty wild and even a little hot.
How do you know that this "trans-woman" wasn't passing as a woman?
I gotta say, I've never been in a public bathroom and felt like it was a particularly sexy place. Clearly some people feel differently and just start grabbing whatever genitals they can.
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Before you know it, college will be over and you'll have no ability to make new friends because you don't have anything interesting to talk about or any way to meet new people. If you're not able to make friends now when it's literally the easiest it will ever be, there's no way you're going to swing it when you're even older.
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1 Serial_Peacemaker 2019-01-09
What bathrooms do I need to go into to get sexually assaulted by women instead of having the cops called
1 EyeseeFN 2019-01-09
Tfw you'll never go into a womens restroom and be fondled by two women. Why even live?
1 Shortcakespecial 2019-01-09
they wouldn't continue if they noticed you enjoyed it 😭😭😭
1 y4my4m 2019-01-09
Thats when you rape ‘em ofc
1 TheRobidog 2019-01-09
That's why you've got to be a good actor.
1 OnionBits 2019-01-09
This but VERY unironically 😫
1 Bacon_Hero 2019-01-09
Maybe she would if you had some standards. It shows when you don't
1 XtinaTeixeira 2019-01-09
i'll yank your balls off like a paper towel if I catch you in the wrong bathroom
1 Serial_Peacemaker 2019-01-09
Kinky. Brb going to the bathroom.
1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2019-01-09
This is why we need separate bathrooms. To protect trans women from predatory foids.
1 Lukthar123 2019-01-09
How do you white knight this hard?
1 grungebot5000 2019-01-09
by reading the fucking article
1 4Pb27o8OsBMYDJ59 2019-01-09
retard can't even read the full post he's responding to, you expect him to read the article?
1 WeirdFlexington 2019-01-09
That article the other day really brought the normiest of normies to seek asylum here.
1 Think_Once 2019-01-09
First, be white.
1 WeirdFlexington 2019-01-09
Gamers rise up
1 tron_funkin_blow 2019-01-09
um sweaty do you know where you are right now?
1 Lukthar123 2019-01-09
hell?
1 tron_funkin_blow 2019-01-09
alright, just checking. please, carry on
1 Lukthar123 2019-01-09
thanks, satan
1 tux68 2019-01-09
How do you know he's covered in beads of perspiration?
1 hi_0 2019-01-09
Hello are you retarded?
1 Lukthar123 2019-01-09
why else would I be here?
1 whenweriiide 2019-01-09
This is a good point
1 Agenda_Poster 2019-01-09
Also an easy cop out for being more retarded than normal
1 tux68 2019-01-09
But normies aren't welcome here.
1 whenweriiide 2019-01-09
Listen, I come here to embrace my retardation. Not be shamed for said retardation. And if I am shamed for it, I have the right to claim that you are retarded too. So there.
Fuck u retard
1 burnitdownsyndrome 2019-01-09
oof y'all yikes, buddy
1 shallowm 2019-01-09
stop whiteknighting
1 Osterion 2019-01-09
Women can go pee in the alley ways. Transwomen only
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-01-09
ftfy
1 grungebot5000 2019-01-09
that counts
1 seenten 2019-01-09
Get your common sense out of here
1 ObnoxiousFactczecher 2019-01-09
You don't already have one? I know I do.
1 ConfuseTheJews 2019-01-09
Gender Critical is right. Rapes do happen when transwomen go into women's bathrooms
1 Corporal-Hicks 2019-01-09
do women really grab either other's penises in the bathroom?
1 aX10mAt1CaL1Y 2019-01-09
Something something projecting
1 friend1y 2019-01-09
There's only one way to find out.
1 Corporal-Hicks 2019-01-09
ive always wondered what they do in there all day
1 Quietus42 2019-01-09
Can we start doing that in the men's bathroom too?
1 friend1y 2019-01-09
Is the other side of the glory hole technically still in the men's room?
1 Quietus42 2019-01-09
I hope so. Gussy, not even once.
1 Corporal-Hicks 2019-01-09
its all wet and stuff, eww
1 mcslibbin 2019-01-09
that's before you get to the smell
1 VioletBroregarde 2019-01-09
literally every glory hole i've seen has been entirely located within a men's room, and i've seen a lot of glory holes
1 friend1y 2019-01-09
I always thought of it as an extra dimensional space. A pocket universe where magical sucky things live. This clearly violates space-time and does not exist within the confines of a mensroom.
1 almondicecream 2019-01-09
What shithole country do you live in? Louisiana?
1 LSU_Coonass 2019-01-09
hey, rude. our glory holes don't make this place a shithole.
1 Nyroc_ 2019-01-09
Although the best glory holes are shitholes...
1 RandolphCox 2019-01-09
George michael tried and they killed him for it
1 Quietus42 2019-01-09
Unironically RIP George Michael.
1 oh_no_aliens 2019-01-09
The hero we needed..
1 wwyzzerdd 2019-01-09
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diYAc7gB-0A
1 ardasyenden 2019-01-09
I don’t know what sort of shitstain you call your home but where I live we’ve always done that
1 Quietus42 2019-01-09
Damn I need to move to where you are then.
1 Squiddy_titties 2019-01-09
Was I not supposed to be doing that already?
1 modern_rabbit 2019-01-09
Fine, but my bussy is for Jesus.
1 oh_no_aliens 2019-01-09
I thought we did already?
1 WildHotDawg 2019-01-09
So you don't offer to hold it for them when you stand next to them in the urinals?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-01-09
This but literally
1 kowaikawaii 2019-01-09
no they showed him their female penis in the restroom because they could smell that he was a man
1 Shortcakespecial 2019-01-09
women do seem more colloquial about their bathroom activities ...
1 Cialie 2019-01-09
Yea
1 squishles 2019-01-09
why did you think the line was so long?
1 nanonan 2019-01-09
No, the transfoid would have been unironically safer going to their assigned at birth toilet.
1 XxNerdKillerxX 2019-01-09
Yes. Source: am woman.
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-01-09
One on the left isn't bad. Wish she would grope me 😟😔
1 stalejokesunlimited 2019-01-09
Well now you know her type. Get to work bud
1 Ennui2778 2019-01-09
One on the right had that fent-face tho. Probably why her bail was higher, to protect society from uggos. 😤🤢🤮
1 Bacon_Hero 2019-01-09
What the fuck is fent face and how does she have it? Her pupils aren't giving any indication of being on opis
1 Ennui2778 2019-01-09
Have you tried not being retarded and knowing your basic garden variety mayos?
1 Bacon_Hero 2019-01-09
I like the part where you weren't able to answer the question
1 TheRobidog 2019-01-09
I like how you're expecting a serious response.
1 Bacon_Hero 2019-01-09
I like how you're retarded enough to expect that as a serious response.
1 MG87 2019-01-09
I'd smash
1 Shortcakespecial 2019-01-09
zu alt ... viel zu alt
1 statutorydamages 2019-01-09
same tbh
1 zergling_Lester 2019-01-09
It's over for wishcels.
1 Bacon_Hero 2019-01-09
Maybe she would if you had some standards. It shows when you don't
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-01-09
Good one 🤣
1 Bacon_Hero 2019-01-09
If Lemmy can smash every ass under the sun, looks don't prevent you from having standards
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-01-09
I'm a manlet and I can't play bass. Also Lemmy was a fucking God how dare you
1 Bacon_Hero 2019-01-09
I just meant that talent, personality, and money are just as important as looks. Of course he's a god. But he's a goblin looking god.
1 Ravensthrowit 2019-01-09
Kidnapping? Really?
1 Maxwyfe 2019-01-09
It sounds dramatic, but kidnapping can include preventing a person from leaving a certain place. Some jurisdictions call this "unlawful detention" which may also be a lesser included offense under felony kidnapping.
Kidnapping. It's more than luring kids to your van with promises of candy. The more you know!
1 BCUOSPSEY 2019-01-09
But they were encouraging him to leave the place if anything.
1 Maxwyfe 2019-01-09
Making someone want to leave by grabbing their franks and beans is not the same as actually letting them leave the room.
1 BCUOSPSEY 2019-01-09
I mean if he wanted to leave there’s just 2 washed up gussies so what’s stopping him?
1 nanonan 2019-01-09
Hormones and his twink upbringing.
1 ElBroet 2019-01-09
Yea I mean, while we're at it, every kidnapping victim wants to leave...
1 gobbledegooke 2019-01-09
Damn I haven't heard the term franks and beans in a long time, I appreciate you <3
1 iknighty 2019-01-09
Lol do you even read?
1 BCUOSPSEY 2019-01-09
Don’t ever ask me if I’m autistic again fuckboy of course i didn’t.
1 XtinaTeixeira 2019-01-09
I think the kidnapping charge is bullshit. Just some tranny group putting pressure on the cops
1 froibo 2019-01-09
Even women can't resist some sweet bussy.
1 As-a-xxx 2019-01-09
Honestly, what the fuck is happening to the world? Since when has it been wrong for a woman to grab someone by the dick? This gender shit is getting out of hand, and by that I mean there are not enough women's hands grabbing penises.
1 Lukthar123 2019-01-09
Is that why ur mom is so busy
1 As-a-xxx 2019-01-09
My mom died when I was 9 years old asshole.
1 Lukthar123 2019-01-09
Yeah, I wouldn't want to live with a child like you too
1 As-a-xxx 2019-01-09
Wow, you hit it out of the park asshole - I just learned last year she committed suicide (I was always told she died of cancer).
1 Lukthar123 2019-01-09
Maybe change your username to as-an-orphan then
1 As-a-xxx 2019-01-09
orphan is included in XXX.
1 TontoGoldbergCA 2019-01-09
Oh
1 sticky3004 2019-01-09
What do you think she's doing in hell, playing with Legos?
1 Death_Trolley 2019-01-09
As soon as a dude puts a dress on, he becomes a delicate flower in need of protection
1 Bacon_Hero 2019-01-09
Dude what? That's always been wrong
1 throwaway24515 2019-01-09
You'd almost think a very famous and important person had been bragging about grabbing people by the genitals or something...
1 stalejokesunlimited 2019-01-09
I get hard fantasizing about being able to ping FB commenters at the bottom of these articles
1 svenpai101 2019-01-09
Ultimate aphrodisiac
1 MG87 2019-01-09
.....raw oysters?
1 ineedmorealts 2019-01-09
I have the same thoughts about pinging twatter users, but alas both these sites suck
1 OreoRaguSmoothie 2019-01-09
Can't make this shit up.
1 Awayfone 2019-01-09
Is that a lesbian bar? Do lesbian have bars?
1 bbshabob 2019-01-09
Okay byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
1 pizzabuttsdrvemenuts 2019-01-09
*inspect element*
*delete pop up html div*
*delete dark overlay div*
*click on body and remove overflow:hidden attribute*
happy reading
1 aX10mAt1CaL1Y 2019-01-09
Can't on mobile
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-01-09
1 aX10mAt1CaL1Y 2019-01-09
What did you expect me to do, read it?
1 deeteeohbee 2019-01-09
just open in incognito tryhard
1 seenten 2019-01-09
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-01-09
1 SomeLeakage 2019-01-09
Absolutely disgusting pig that grabbed those women with it's penis.
1 grungebot5000 2019-01-09
*its
1 CedV 2019-01-09
/r/raleigh has a hot take.
Obviously this is Trumps fault, have to blame a man for this somehow.
1 24HER032 2019-01-09
Grab her by the dick!
1 Kellere31 2019-01-09
Tbf who wouldn't want to grab a femine benis.
1 nanonan 2019-01-09
Trump has really broken these people. What sort of psychopath looks that shit up?
1 kinglauti 2019-01-09
I laughed at the title of the post because I thought that really happened (A man disguised himself as a woman to peep at women peeing or idn) but I clicked on the news and it was a transgender woman. Not funny dude. Those women found out she was transgender and humiliated her. Gross.
1 grungebot5000 2019-01-09
but that makes it funny in the narrative-contradicting way
1 kinglauti 2019-01-09
but 'he' isn't really a 'he' because 'he' considers 'himself' a woman so it's not a 'man undercover as a woman,' it's just a woman or a transgender woman, however you want to say it. The transgender woman suffered a homophobic abuse and humiliation by two dickheads. My original laughter turned into sad cringe because of clickbait. And the title 'joke' is just another homophobic remark.
1 dramasexual 2019-01-09
He absolutely is a he. What he considers himself has no bearing on actual physical reality.
1 grungebot5000 2019-01-09
But the “actual physical reality” you’re talking about has no bearing on pronouns
1 dramasexual 2019-01-09
It has plenty of bearing on pronouns but that doesn't actually matter because nobody gives a shit about pronouns.
1 grungebot5000 2019-01-09
fucking how
1 dramasexual 2019-01-09
People call you the pronouns associated with your physical sex.
1 grungebot5000 2019-01-09
But... they don’t
People don’t know your physical test without testing your blood.
1 dramasexual 2019-01-09
Not everyone lives in woquetard fantasy land where you can't assume genders, broslice. 99% of the time people can tell what sex you are from looking at you, and they will call you the pronouns for that sex.
1 grungebot5000 2019-01-09
You can assume gender (within a social context, because chinamen all look like girls by our standards), but you can’t assume sex without at LEAST a good long look at some genitals
and even that’s assuming there hasn’t been any mutilation, and that they’re not a 2%er with ambiguous genitalia
1 dramasexual 2019-01-09
...ok you're trolling me. Good job tbh. Really played that poe's law and got me to reply a bunch of times.
1 grungebot5000 2019-01-09
nah, strictly tying gender to biology is straight up impractical. there are glaring problems with it even in the contexts where it makes the most sense.
1 friend1y 2019-01-09
You are absolutely right! Jokes about politically protected classes are not allowed. That's why I changed the context of the title, to protect the trans community.
1 kinglauti 2019-01-09
.......................... lol
1 kinglauti 2019-01-09
Maybe you think it's funny to laugh at a man that decided to be a woman because that what that person felt inside and maybe you think that transgender women are a half-shaved dude with a nasty wig deserving your laugh but they are not a disguised man and you would be surprised of what hormones can do. The title it's clickbait-sy and misleading and I'm taking this to court and Rupaul will be there and you will cry until your tiny penis comes out of your own ass and then somehow the women that did that to the trans woman will be turned into men and they are going to fucking rape you, asshole!
1 friend1y 2019-01-09
What about what I feel inside? Should I ignore my own feels (for Rupaul) and the desire that my bussy get feltched by two milfs in a public restroom? Should I be ashamed that I am a half shaven dude in a whore's wig? Should I cry for my unmolested tiny penis?
I detect a privileged mayo.
1 kinglauti 2019-01-09
see? you just don't click bait people after making them laugh. You just simply don't take away what you give. You look cute on that Pretty woman's wig btw
1 RandolphCox 2019-01-09
https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/ae7c1r/two_women_charged_in_sexually_assaulting_a_trans/?sort=controversial
comments are already being deleted. GC BTFO
1 somewhatsacred 2019-01-09
https://www.removeddit.com/r/news/comments/ae7c1r/two_women_charged_in_sexually_assaulting_a_trans/
Remember people, women can do no wrong. Possession of an X chromosome eternally absolves you of any and all responsibility for your actions.
1 Micolashboi 2019-01-09
Everyone has an X chromosome
1 azriel777 2019-01-09
Of course, they got a shit mod in r/news that loses their shit whenever anything trans comes up and people wrongthink. Got banned for some trans comments like "trans should not be in women's sports because they are still biologically male and have an advantage over female athletes."
1 grungebot5000 2019-01-09
ok but which one had her tits out
1 MG87 2019-01-09
The one on the left is cute
1 soberlight 2019-01-09
Got any police sketches?
1 nahnotreallytho 2019-01-09
Relax. It's always the uggo.
1 grungebot5000 2019-01-09
of course it is
1 Speechlessswindler 2019-01-09
It's over for cisfoidcels.
1 WandofMagicMissile 2019-01-09
Lol they crotched checked him and they displayed their gussy in arrogant dominance?
Mod these women
1 Electroyote 2019-01-09
Its what mods do to eachother.
1 somewhatsacred 2019-01-09
Later: Only men can be incels.
1 Protista_of_Peace 2019-01-09
All the dudes wearing lipstick and their nan's pearls say they need to use women's restrooms, locker rooms, prisons, so crazy men won't assault them. Well, guess what, women are psychos also.
1 friend1y 2019-01-09
How do you know that this "trans-woman" wasn't passing as a woman? My instincts tell me that this "trans-woman" was extremely passing. This is how women behave in bathrooms which explains why they always go go the ladies room together.
1 Protista_of_Peace 2019-01-09
So, women grab each other's penises to see if they are really men? Damn, I've been going to the loo with the wrong groups of women because that sounds pretty wild and even a little hot.
lmfao
1 oh_no_aliens 2019-01-09
That's kind of hot, reminds me of middle school when higher grade girls would have their way with me in the gym toilets.
1 somewhatsacred 2019-01-09
https://www.removeddit.com/r/news/comments/ae7c1r/two_women_charged_in_sexually_assaulting_a_trans/
Remember people, women can do no wrong. Possession of an X chromosome eternally absolves you of any and all responsibility for your actions.
1 AdmiralHarness 2019-01-09
Goes into opposite sex bathroom gets touched on the peepee calls the police crying. Nice.
1 24HER032 2019-01-09
ironically sexual battery is the name of my new band
1 serial_crusher 2019-01-09
Men: locker room talk
Women: locker room action
That’s right. Hot girl on girl on tranny locker room action. Sign me up.
1 Ranilen 2019-01-09
I gotta say, I've never been in a public bathroom and felt like it was a particularly sexy place. Clearly some people feel differently and just start grabbing whatever genitals they can.
1 Momruepari 2019-01-09
the opportunities just happen to present themselves in such a place. wouldn't really occur anywhere else. you see it, you go for it
1 Awayfone 2019-01-09
$30,000 bond, for flashing someone in the rest room.
1 Awayfone 2019-01-09
$30,000 bond, for flashing someone in the rest room.
1 friend1y 2019-01-09
Heard you the first time
1 Awayfone 2019-01-09
$30,000 bond, for flashing someone in the rest room.
1 friend1y 2019-01-09
Heard you the first time.