r/AITA "A woman going on a solo backpacking trip to 'find herself' is not code to go fuck every guy she meets" - 840 replies

1  2019-01-09 by Corporal-Hicks

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Yes it is. I'll say what I said before:

find myself

Pro-tip: If your girl ever says she "found herself" while traveling abroad, just dump her because she's used goods. What she found was a cavalcade of cocks to ride and STDs and STIs to catch. She had her fun and she still thinks about it when she's with you. Now that's she found herself, she won't fuck you like she fucked those guys.

"Some men see things as they are, and say it's over. I dream of things that never were and say it never began" - Senator Robert F. Kennedy

30 dicks? in a row?

*300

Our semen will blot out the sun

Then we will fuck in the shade.

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and that's a good thing!

Anyone who unironically uses the phrase as a sub-header for an article deserves to be skinned alive and waterboarded with their own blood. Even if it's something obviously like "Cancer is cured", "Peace in the Middle-East", "All Gamers Dead", it's still unnecessary. If you're a journalist that uses this, you might as well just a wear a badge saying "I'm a retard". Just cause journalists are exceptional individuals who couldn't find real jobs doesn't mean other people need to have their stupidity spread to them as well. Astakfurallah.

Best post ive seen on drama for weeks fam

"here's what you should think"

That one is just as bad.

I'd buy you gold if I cared enough.

Imagine spending so much time and effort arguing about some made up story that isn't even real lol.

This is what it means to be a ledditor

dramacels falling for šŸŽ£

ABSOLUTELY SHOCKINGā„¢

RFK's just mad he couldn't slay puss like his chad brother.

He probably slept with Jackie more than JFK did, though. Iā€™d take her over Marilyn Monroe.

Virgin Bobby Kennedy vs. Chad Ted Kennedy vs. Thad John Kennedy

just don't accept a girl who's ever been abroad. Nothing good comes of it.

Kant almost never left Kƶnigsberg and he's hailed as one of the greatest philosophers. Find yourself a girl who is like Kant.

How could you be sure she wasn't boinking every dude in town on her "afternoon constitutional"? Also fuck reading emails/texts from a gf whose prose is as torturous as Kant's.

Just donā€™t accept abroad period.

just donā€™t accept a girl. Nothing good comes of it.

FTFY

It's over for kennedycels

I dream of kennedycels that never were and say they never began šŸ˜”

" Ask not what your bull can do for you, ask what you can do for your bull" - JFK, 1961

STDs and STIs

I think it might be.

bonus r/AITA mod sticked comment threatening to ban anyone "slut shaming"

https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/ae5whx/aita_for_dumping_my_gf_after_her_unannounced/ednczhk/

ban anyone "slut shaming"

what about slutpraising? or sluteggingon?

Have you ever egged on a slut?

What's especially tasty about this is that slut shaming is reserved for women already engaging in slut behavior. The mod lowkey suggested that OP's girlfriend is already getting the dick.

They locked the thread too. And nothing says "I'm a giant pussy" quite like using thread locking to flex your mod powers.

Creating writing in AITA just keeps getting better and better

it's not yet /r/relationship_advice but it's getting there

It's not, it's code to fuck all the alpha chad males she meets. Get it right

Some white Australian dude with dreadlocks, guitar and a puka shell necklace ain't an alpha chad.

Says you šŸ„

> says the faggot that never had an aussie surfer bro deep dick u down with a ziplock as a condom

Yikes.

> never having known the joy of riding the kangaroo bareback

It only depends on face and, to an extent, height.

I too get all my relationship advice from a sub called "Am I the Asshole".

Man, /r/AITA was actually a decent sub like 6 months ago and now it's like the center left and the far left butting heads in every single thread with the far left thinking the center left is alt-right and the center left thinking the far left is being completely ridiculous.

This is good for dramacoin.

It's because it got to /r/all a few times in the past. It's basically /r/relationships2 now.

Yep. They just ban for whatever pissed them off that day

Isn't that most subs though?

What does this thread have to do with the left though? It concerns the fundamental nature of women, not some partisan political point.

The fundamental nature of women IS a partisan political point now

implying it hasn't been for the majority of human history

Wasn't partisan, since all the parties agreed, fuck 'em.

To what extent though?

True, maybe I should have said "the fundamentally evil nature of womankind".

It has nothing to do with the fundamental nature of women, people gave their opinion on the situation and other people got all uppity that it painted the woman in a bad light.

This is good for dramacoin.

The only thing that really matters

I am yet to meet a girl who broke up with a guy under the excuse of needing to "find herself" who was not already monkey branching to another dude, it is like clockwork

This is true.

As always with these types of posts: 99% chance that the post is some fanfic shit... but the comments are actually real. Which is the fucked up part. Someone actually doesn't think she is going to sleep around at all.

Having relationship standards = controlling

Reddit in a nutshell

You make it sound like reddit is full of fucking doormats who only grow a backbone when meaningless online janitorial duties are involved and the tiniest semblance of power is given to them and can't be removed through intellectual arguments, social pressure, or strength.

relationship advice

from incels/divorcees of Reddit

ABSOLUTELY YIKES!!

The only places where you see Redditors being *somewhat* honest about their relationships are r/braincels and r/deadbedrooms

Even if you don't think she's going there to fuck other guys, there's really no reason to believe he's unreasonable for breaking up with her for that

If you don't think she's going to fuck other guys then your too stupid to get the plot of a capeshit film.

I'm saying that even if you were to accept that premise it still makes sense to break up with her

Fair enough, if you accept that premise she might aswell fuck right in front of you because you'd also probably accept Chadwick the great is totally gay.

Chadwick

Go to bed you literal child

be patient; his standard for intelligence is understanding of capeshit films :(

Itā€™s mostly about her planning this secretly when they usually travel together that raises a huge red flag. But Iā€™m just repeating the opinion of the majority in that thread.

assuming she really just wanted to 'find herself' and not fuck everybody she's still leaving him at home alone for how long? fuck that

there's really no reason to believe he's unreasonable for breaking up with her for that

She broke up with him. "I'm leaving in a couple days for a trip to find myself. I would had told you montgs ago but need to live my life" , yeah thats her starting to break up (but cant deal with it till after trip, and free rent)

Women who travel to find themselves are agents pf Slaanesh, on a pleasure quest in pursuit of exotic food, sights, sounds, and cock.

What sort of sexist mysognist pig doesn't allow a woman to take advantage of him in multiple ways including financially? This is

problematic

to say the least. Yikes. Oof. This ain't it chief.

Letā€™s unwrap this

only white women do this Eat Pray Love shit. Its disgusting šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢

Can kids? Knowing your type...

can kids what? Do this Eat Pray Love stuff?

I don't think so, parents are you usually not fond of their kids travelling alone in foreign countries.

Parents aren't fond of you molesting them either.

5k replies. You struck gold op

maybe she's goin on a solo backpacking trip to find her rapist and murderer?

You know a guy is being too controlling when he starts trying to keep you alive despite your self-destructive impulses.

I think you have a point. If the genders were reversed in this story nobody would be defending the guy at all.

I really fucking miss pinging šŸ˜©šŸ˜©šŸ˜­šŸ˜­

Some of the comments on there,

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It was great. She was so happy. Until suddenly, she apparently wasnā€™t happy anymore. From a great relationship to being cheated on because I was ā€œignoring her needsā€. We had sex regularly, I was around every evening. I cooked and cleaned because she refused. I literally couldnā€™t possibly put any more work on my plate.

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WHO THE FUCK RAISES THESE FAGGOTS???

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WHO THE FUCK RAISES THESE FAGGOTS???

single moms

this is unironically the result of lacking a strong male figure in their lives that or its some dude LARPing/trolling

Find herself some new dick.

That's what it always means.

I'm sure her face would light up like a star when put under black light.

Its hard for to think the people defending the lady is this tale are even subhuman, is there any title fitting for a "people" so out of their skulls to think a guy is an abusive controller for not being a good little pig and staying put until his SO for 3 years gets back from "finding her self". Honestly this is PEAK white people nonsense and I hope its real cause I wanna see the news of her being missing for peak satisfaction

Hehe, I met that girl in the wilds, complained a lot about some weirdo, but wild in the bed!

wow this thread has a lot of upset incels in it

You donr have to be an incel to hate women

But it helps

holy jesus, that thread is is falling over backwards to make excuses for that slut

I'm just saying, I don't boink when I travel. That's not what I'm there for.

It's also code for getting your head chopped off.

was blown up with people calling me a controlling asshole and the like, my question is am I really an asshole for this?

I was that weak once, but when I grew some balls, I threw that bitch out and damn it felt good.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I've hiked the AC, the PCT, the Everest base camp hike, as well as many foreign endeavors. These types of adventures are rampant with hook ups and casual sex. Even with the best of intentions, that guys girlfriend wouldn't stand a chance of keeping her legs closed, let me explain:

-Foreign men with sexy accents. Especially Australians. -She's unaccountable and "on vacation" statistically women and men are far more likely to have casual sex while on vacation. -Slippery slope "it just happened" behavior. At first it will be like "oh we'll just team up with these brad Pitt looking hikers for the day. Then it turns into camping together, one of them exposes his 6 pack abs while collecting firewood, the other one has a bottle of spirits. You get the picture.

As an American, I CANNOT OVERSTATE the power of seduction and sexual prowess that good looking foreign men have over our women. As soon as she agrees to form a hiking group with alpha males from Israel or Sweden that she "just ran into". its game over. People who have never taken these types of trips and seen what happens can only offer speculation. If you think your relationship is so good, go ahead and send your girlfriend up the Appalachian Trail with 2 jacked Brazilian men and 1 Australian stud. Watch what happens.

This is one of the worst post I have EVER seen. Delete it.

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