i remember like a few years ago in cali some guy was murdered and the murderers were only paid like $200 to do it. Bezos has billions of dollars. he probably has murdering money in his couch cushions
Yeah, doesn’t seem like those bloated plastic surgery faces and she’s a bit muscular. She isn’t conventionally attractive for sure but he isn’t either. If he wasn’t rich, she would even be considered out of his league. Let’s face it.
I’m not excusing his cheating but a man like him (richest man in the world, right?) would have hot women throwing themselves at them left and right to get a shot at even a tiny crumble of his “enormous fortune” in Count Olaf’s voice I can’t even imagine what kind of temptations he has to resist but he failed to do so and he’s gonna pay for it like literally.
Here’s a thing with unattractive men. They aren’t used to hot women throwing themselves at them. When they get super rich, they don’t make smart decisions because of that.
If he wasn't rich, she definitely wouldn't be considered out of his league. They're both slightly unattractive people, they're right up each other's lanes imo.
even Daniel Tosh.0 got hair transplants. its not that expensive. its like Lasik its only like $6000. but most people don't have that sort of excess cash lying around
no way, she actually looks like a human in the first pic. a 5/10 human maybe, but ill take that over the weird elongated stick figure thing she turned into
Rich people have one thing that you can’t have without money, time.
If I could go to the gym all day, take a (insert health nut class) after, eat at a blah healthy tasty skinny foods bistro blah then meet my dermatologist to laser off all the hair on my body except my eyebrows, eyelashes, and hair, then my dentist for my weekly tooth whitening and of course my personal hair stylist i simply couldn’t live without before I head home to sleep at a comfortable early bed time to do it all over the next day, I’m pretty sure I would look sexy af.
i means downvote me, obviously, you existentially worthless sheeple
link to random post in random sub with 200 subscribers
origin fallacy
(Not a source in sight btw)
also origin fallacy. and just fucking wrong. i linked to an interview by the single team of scientists studying this problem directly. plus in the comments to a paper written by the team of scientists. but of course, you don't read, anything. you just disingenuously assume others are fucking idiots like yourself.
because you're a fucking sheeplfied idiot who keys off of fallacies for your information instead of critically analyzing the argument.
people who are moronic enough to defend capitalism pull this kind of shit all the time.
Oh shit we are dOo0omEd!!!1!!
yeah. with a planet full of complete fucking mentally deficient idiots like you, we pretty much are fucking boned, as far as i can tell. this problem so far outside the scope of normal economic problems most people can't even remotely take it seriously. and capitalist supports just think their scope of incredibly niave economics defines the results of all of reality, including geophysics, such that with capitalism, humans just magically solve everything. lol.
so stop screeching autistically? like i dunno why you do that.
Criticizes me for ad hominem attack on his “source”, immediately undermines anything of value he could have said by going to name calling.
yeah, i get it. believing into capitalism makes you literally a fucking mentally definitely monkey too autistic to take an insult. as it overrides any comprehension of the content because believing into capitalism i guess also makes you a fucking snowflake easily triggered ...
because not being triggered easily, would mean genuinely dealing with the content, and you couldn't do that. addressing the politeness of an argument is like a defense mechanism of existential idiots to avoid dealing with their fucked up broken system, like capitalism has been trying to do for so long we'll probably go extinct from it.
while idiots like you are still to fucking stupid in the head to take the problem seriously.
Goes to show he's a true capitalist who doesn't give a fuck, and would rather be snoozing than contemplating his contributions to the entire human race.
There is nothing overdramatized with the truth. Only those who don't give a damn about anyone in this world except for themselves and their immediate circle might find that overly dramatic.
no. see, unlike you fucking dumbass, i'm not a disingenuous fuckhead.
i don't need alts to make your account into a demonstration of just how fucking stupid humanity is. one account is fine for that. i don't move accounts unless i get perma-banned for ban evasion.
the fact you can't believe the u/gia200 is a real person is really not my problem.
Using the same adjective for this pig is truly funny. He clearly is disingenuous then. Sorry bud /u/captainpiggies have to accept it now I guess. But you go now and sleep, pigs need sleep just like us humans.
capitalists npcs hate it when you question their beliefs.
because those beliefs are riddled with holes, and the npcs are honestly quite willing to deny those holes over to no end, to avoid dealing with the fact we have a massive existential crisis that has already been built for us by the past ... way outside the capitalist scope of potential foresight ... so they just deny evidence to no end.
but once someone stops denying the evidence of just how fucked up capitalism has made the world, they never stay a capitalist.
you realize every single capitalist system has a socialist enterprise (democratic government/law/order) in order to setup and maintain the rules of capitalism?
honestly, as an anarchist, people who use those words like that generally have fuck-all to say about how governing systems operate. because the line between socialism and capitalism doesn't really exist, as literally every country draws it differently ... and the terms mostly just serves as tribalistic crap that globalist use to keep the sheeple fighting with each other.
Most but not all. A lot of people are born into poverty, a lot of people this a lot of people that. Okay cool, not what I was originally talking about but still cool I guess.
it depends on how you define rich. $130k a year is too rich to get free college, but any asshole with a paetron makes that much. and assholes with paetrons aren't born into wealth. hell anyone that becomes a lawyer doctor or banker makes that much. and i don't think you would consider a guy that went to medical school in iowa to be rich.
130k a year is not wealthy in my opinion. Maybe if you're making that in BFE but most people making that live in areas that have a higher cost of living.
Im comfortable but not wealthy, most major places to live are expensive unless you want a massive commute or work from home and can live outside the city.
There is a difference between comfortable and rich or wealthy.
Yup. MacKenzie is totally out of his league with cute dimples. Seriously, cheating with that walking example of botched plastic surgery? Something's wrong with Jeff's head.
Most of the money was spent on showy cars and a flashy lifestyle, but enough was invested wisely in property to allow her to put her two older daughters, Cheyenne, 21, and Brianna, 20, through college.
thats different, they were swingers and Grant blamed Hurley for getting caught. it really ruined his career IIRC, Hurley meanwhile had no real career outside of looking hot so she didn't care.
Grimes looks like Elon's daughter, not his wife. She's bending backwards to defend his workers' right violations while her long-term fans scream in agony on social media. How cute... not. It's actually nauseating.
im literally pissed the fuck off. why the fuck does she deserve 70 billion dollars just for being marreid to him? 70 fucking billion dollars. the marriage wasn't even successful so she can't even do that right. holy fucking shit.
idk about other states but louisiana has community property so anything you make after marriage belongs to both partners, and bezos was poor when he married her so he would be ultra fucked here, idk how it is elsewhere.
it's not like she's an amputee or retarded. she can still work. bezos has to probably pay child support too even though he just gave her 70 billion. fucking unreal. i can literaly feel my heart beating faster.
you will never even have 1/1,000th of what either of them have, so why even care? sure you'll probably marry someone just as ugly, but that's where the similarities end.
You should try /r/MGTOWWOM, brother. Only through accepting the superiority of male companionship can we win the war against the treacherous FEEEEEmale.
He’ll pay child support because they’re his (Presumably) own children. I know your Mommy abandoned you at child birth because she didn’t want to raise a rape baby but could you please take your issues elsewhere sweetie?
Normally I'd agree, but the marriage predates Amazon and it sounds like Jeffy boy was at fault. Dude deserves it for being retarded. Plus I'm tickled by the idea that the richest woman on the Forbes list will be crowned via this divorce.
all the richest women in the world inherited it or got it from divorces, or at leas t90% of them. i can't say for certain either because those lists exclude the illuminati
I thought the lizard people were androgynous, and changed genders like the Jurassic Park dinosaurs. How do you tell apart when they all have the same looking cloacal?
theres like 6 that count as "self-made" by mra logic iirc, i assume shes one of them. some of the ones that dont married before their husband got rich (like queen mackenzie here) and/or had a major role in building their wealth as a couple tho
again, sorry sweetie, but sometimes life isnt fair. some people have to work three jobs to feed their kids and some people get handed several billion dollars for marrying the right guy. this is how capitalism works, i'd advise you to put on your big boy pants and toughen up, because no one cares about your feels.
Forbes list doesn't include monarchs like Saudis and people who garnered wealth through political positions like dictators so there's some validity, ignoring the 'illuminati' moniker.
That’s because crown estates have a complicated legal position in many monarchies that isn’t even really codified in a lot of cases. And then there are things like Putin allegedly having some ridiculous amount stashed - that’s not verifiable either.
That’s not true - she actually quit her job to help him found the company and basically worked the entire back office when amazon wasn’t making shit. She’s a founder and a majority shareholder on principle.
dont try to talk me out of it. im fully mgtow now. just made another comment declaring it. ladies, youve gone too far this time. 70 billion dollars too far.
At minimum she’s a majority investor. She bought stock in amazon back when it wasn’t worth shit. She’d stilll be worth the same amount today. This is why people invest, in hopes the company grows and they get a payout.
Does she own more than 50% of the shares? Then she's a majority investor. Quitting your job to help out your partner doesn't make one a majority investor.
I support her getting the $70bill cause Jeff Bezos deserves to lose it, but you can't just say shit like "majority investor" like that.
I’m not sure that’s entirely true because In theory she shares the risk too. If amazon were not profitable before it was public creditors would come after her personally as well. She shares his assets but she also shares the debts.
A majority shareholder has a specific role in the company.
I think the term comes down to if the spouse actually owns the shares cause simply being married means that you get assets in the event of a death or divorce.
It didn't "fail", just ended. If 25 years together and you becoming the richest man in the world is a failed marriage, then what's successful to you? 60 years and both dying of old age holding hands?
You realize 90% of his net worth is stock valuation. They aren’t gonna say “ all right Jeff time to liquidate Amazon and dump the Dow to 18k so we can crown stay at home wife #83736338373 queen fucking B. She’ll get $7B.
It’s so he’ll be forced to sell shares by a court so nobody would expect it from an insider trading standpoint, I believe this is very calculated for both him and his soon to be ex wife to have more liquidity
This is a power move. Bezos is telling lesser men "I fuck your dream girls, straight-up 10s. I marry the 5s you're supposed to marry. I even fuck the goblin you don't want. There is nothing left for you. The femoids are MINE."
god he could have half the women in the country and thats what he blows his marriage up over? further proof that nerds should be castrated, even when they get rich enough to fuck they dont do it right
That’s disgusting. Have you seen his wife present-day, dressed up? She’s classy and attractive, looks like a billionaires wife. I don’t know, maybe he just got bored? His loss.
He could literally sleep with any damn woman he wanted, just pay some people off to shut up and book a night at a hotel or whatever, BUT NOOOOOO, RIGHT?
If Bezos put 100 billion towards the extermination of the 22.5 million American men who are 6ft or taller, he could offer a bounty of $4444.44 for each lanklet scalp.
Maybe I am dumb but I honestly never understood the reason Billionaires like him marry a woman. Old boy John has a rational approach to this problem tbh.
true love!
Will make her richest woman in the world. My curry ancestors were correct about karma.
Which is absolutely a garbage tactic considering she quit her job and worked the entire back office of amazon back when it wasn’t making she. If you divorce someone who basically sacrifice her career to help yours entirely you are disloyal trash.
they have obviously been leading separate lives for years now but she was there from the beginning (without a pre-nup) so I get it that he/they wanted to get this out front at some point
exactly. its like when Nick Lacey married Jessica Simpson, he knew his career was over and hers was just starting. he didn't have shit to lose in the divorce.
A literal who, he was a one hit wonder who managed to marry a woman with an actual career. And then once her career failed he divorced her and left with half her shit
He was handsome and nice and whatever. He was fine--when it went south he got money because she was the higher earner. I mean--if MacKenzie gets anything then so do people like Nick.
Depends on how high up the ladder you are and what fund it is. At a minimum you're probably being paid well as long as you're not support staff. I'm pretty sure he was an analyst.
Yeah he may of been a nobody and looked like that, but chances are he’s probably always had that character. I mean, he’s sort of one of the most terrible people out there. I would be damn shocked if this was the first time, this is probably the first time she had evidence about the affair she could take to court and a sense of self esteem.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-01-10
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1 RussiaEqualsCancer 2019-01-10
Hahahaha how the fuck is divorce from cheating even real nigga just bu y a gun nigga like kill them and yourself hahahaha
1 Kuonji 2019-01-10
I wish I could tell you Andy fought the good fight. I wish I could tell you that... But prison is no fairy tale world.
1 VapeOnYourNape 2019-01-10
the drama from the richest man in the world getting murdered would be wild
1 ConfuseTheJews 2019-01-10
They call that a Hartman divorce
1 Matthew94 2019-01-10
Rip
1 Wtfct 2019-01-10
Haha like nigga just dump the dead hooker in an alley she ain't got no family
1 business2690 2019-01-10
dump her ass in a car truck. Blast the car into outer space like Musk did.
1 FearlessFlash 2019-01-10
i remember like a few years ago in cali some guy was murdered and the murderers were only paid like $200 to do it. Bezos has billions of dollars. he probably has murdering money in his couch cushions
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-01-10
Cope. The settlement will make the richest woman in the world.
1 TimothyGonzalez 2019-01-10
Telling how the richest woman on earth just leached it off some dude
1 Kill_All_Bots_ 2019-01-10
foids BTFO forever and ever
1 Dog_of_Lawlz 2019-01-10
*leeched
Gussy clearly have the bigger brains.
1 Kuonji 2019-01-10
Money certainly helped her out a bit.
1 dudenotrightnow 2019-01-10
what do you mean?
1 EarlCampbellsMeat 2019-01-10
not really
1 HardIsLife 2019-01-10
She does look better though.
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2019-01-10
She looks like a completely different person
1 HardIsLife 2019-01-10
That’s why money matters more than looks. If you’re rich, you can improve your looks like how Elon Musk magically grew his hair.
1 degorius 2019-01-10
She looks better in the happier healthier way though, not the Ill buy a new face and pretend Im not goofy looking way
1 HardIsLife 2019-01-10
Yeah, doesn’t seem like those bloated plastic surgery faces and she’s a bit muscular. She isn’t conventionally attractive for sure but he isn’t either. If he wasn’t rich, she would even be considered out of his league. Let’s face it.
I’m not excusing his cheating but a man like him (richest man in the world, right?) would have hot women throwing themselves at them left and right to get a shot at even a tiny crumble of his “enormous fortune” in Count Olaf’s voice I can’t even imagine what kind of temptations he has to resist but he failed to do so and he’s gonna pay for it like literally.
Here’s a thing with unattractive men. They aren’t used to hot women throwing themselves at them. When they get super rich, they don’t make smart decisions because of that.
1 FlamingHotPanda 2019-01-10
If he wasn't rich, she definitely wouldn't be considered out of his league. They're both slightly unattractive people, they're right up each other's lanes imo.
1 bigberthaboy 2019-01-10
I think I kinda love her 😳
1 Think_Once 2019-01-10
There are 70 billion reasons to lover her now.
1 bigberthaboy 2019-01-10
I only see one great smile
1 FearlessFlash 2019-01-10
even Daniel Tosh.0 got hair transplants. its not that expensive. its like Lasik its only like $6000. but most people don't have that sort of excess cash lying around
1 AL_DENTE_OR_NOTHING 2019-01-10
Not really. It looks like she got a hair stylist and some good makeup and skincare.
1 westofthetracks 2019-01-10
no way, she actually looks like a human in the first pic. a 5/10 human maybe, but ill take that over the weird elongated stick figure thing she turned into
1 zhm100 2019-01-10
Just a hair blow out and exercise?
1 redmugofcoffee 2019-01-10
she fucked up her chin
1 Bridge-ineer 2019-01-10
https://imgur.com/gza5I7P
1 rileykard 2019-01-10
Looks like mf Jim Carrey
1 ReanimatorLove 2019-01-10
Rich people have one thing that you can’t have without money, time.
If I could go to the gym all day, take a (insert health nut class) after, eat at a blah healthy tasty skinny foods bistro blah then meet my dermatologist to laser off all the hair on my body except my eyebrows, eyelashes, and hair, then my dentist for my weekly tooth whitening and of course my personal hair stylist i simply couldn’t live without before I head home to sleep at a comfortable early bed time to do it all over the next day, I’m pretty sure I would look sexy af.
1 PM_Me_ChadThunderCok 2019-01-10
Excuses
1 Fletch71011 2019-01-10
Pretty sure Bezos has worked more than pretty much any person that visits this shit hole.
1 tron_funkin_blow 2019-01-10
yeah but he also has a blood boy.
1 goderator200 2019-01-10
pretty continually sucking capitalist cock like that is why our species is too retarded to survive.
1 bigberthaboy 2019-01-10
IDK why people so desperate to bow to a top dog
1 FratboyGenius 2019-01-10
Some people are so clearly suited to be fucking cogs that maybe capitalism is the natural order of things, like serfdom or something.
1 captainpiggies 2019-01-10
apex predator of known universe
1 MrPopanz 2019-01-10
But... but... capitalism and humans bad!
1 goderator200 2019-01-10
killing a bunch of subconscious animals isn't a particularly clever feat for conscious beings.
we are not a path to survival atm.
1 captainpiggies 2019-01-10
What the fuck is that even supposed to mean?
Oh shit we are dOo0omEd!!!1!!
1 goderator200 2019-01-10
i means downvote me, obviously, you existentially worthless sheeple
origin fallacy
also origin fallacy. and just fucking wrong. i linked to an interview by the single team of scientists studying this problem directly. plus in the comments to a paper written by the team of scientists. but of course, you don't read, anything. you just disingenuously assume others are fucking idiots like yourself.
because you're a fucking sheeplfied idiot who keys off of fallacies for your information instead of critically analyzing the argument.
people who are moronic enough to defend capitalism pull this kind of shit all the time.
yeah. with a planet full of complete fucking mentally deficient idiots like you, we pretty much are fucking boned, as far as i can tell. this problem so far outside the scope of normal economic problems most people can't even remotely take it seriously. and capitalist supports just think their scope of incredibly niave economics defines the results of all of reality, including geophysics, such that with capitalism, humans just magically solve everything. lol.
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1 captainpiggies 2019-01-10
autistic screeching intensifies
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1 goderator200 2019-01-10
so stop screeching autistically? like i dunno why you do that.
yeah, i get it. believing into capitalism makes you literally a fucking mentally definitely monkey too autistic to take an insult. as it overrides any comprehension of the content because believing into capitalism i guess also makes you a fucking snowflake easily triggered ...
because not being triggered easily, would mean genuinely dealing with the content, and you couldn't do that. addressing the politeness of an argument is like a defense mechanism of existential idiots to avoid dealing with their fucked up broken system, like capitalism has been trying to do for so long we'll probably go extinct from it.
while idiots like you are still to fucking stupid in the head to take the problem seriously.
1 captainpiggies 2019-01-10
😴 💤
1 goderator200 2019-01-10
i wonder what it's like to be a subhuman npc unable to defend your views.
1 gia200 2019-01-10
Goes to show he's a true capitalist who doesn't give a fuck, and would rather be snoozing than contemplating his contributions to the entire human race.
1 Fletch71011 2019-01-10
Everyone should definitely listen to someone who can't even capitalize the first letter of a sentence.
1 missyza 2019-01-10
What does that have anything to do with the premise of his argument? I don't care about English language standards too.
1 gia200 2019-01-10
There is nothing overdramatized with the truth. Only those who don't give a damn about anyone in this world except for themselves and their immediate circle might find that overly dramatic.
1 captainpiggies 2019-01-10
Totally not brigading or the same person btw.
Please call me sheep again.
1 goderator200 2019-01-10
you still haven't done anything but attempt fallacy and tone police.
1 captainpiggies 2019-01-10
You forgot to switch back to your other alt account m8 :)
1 goderator200 2019-01-10
no. see, unlike you fucking dumbass, i'm not a disingenuous fuckhead.
i don't need alts to make your account into a demonstration of just how fucking stupid humanity is. one account is fine for that. i don't move accounts unless i get perma-banned for ban evasion.
the fact you can't believe the u/gia200 is a real person is really not my problem.
it just adds to how fucking stupid you look.
1 gia200 2019-01-10
Us using the same adjective for this pig is truly funny. He clearly is disingenuous then
1 gia200 2019-01-10
Using the same adjective for this pig is truly funny. He clearly is disingenuous then. Sorry bud /u/captainpiggies have to accept it now I guess. But you go now and sleep, pigs need sleep just like us humans.
1 gia200 2019-01-10
Excuse me piggy. I am not anyone's alt. You disingenuous troglodyte.
1 SpiceAndEvNice 2019-01-10
Omg shut up
1 goderator200 2019-01-10
capitalists npcs hate it when you question their beliefs.
because those beliefs are riddled with holes, and the npcs are honestly quite willing to deny those holes over to no end, to avoid dealing with the fact we have a massive existential crisis that has already been built for us by the past ... way outside the capitalist scope of potential foresight ... so they just deny evidence to no end.
but once someone stops denying the evidence of just how fucked up capitalism has made the world, they never stay a capitalist.
1 SpiceAndEvNice 2019-01-10
But muh socialism and muh communism is a perfect, ironclad, foolproof ideology and system amirite?
1 goderator200 2019-01-10
you realize every single capitalist system has a socialist enterprise (democratic government/law/order) in order to setup and maintain the rules of capitalism?
honestly, as an anarchist, people who use those words like that generally have fuck-all to say about how governing systems operate. because the line between socialism and capitalism doesn't really exist, as literally every country draws it differently ... and the terms mostly just serves as tribalistic crap that globalist use to keep the sheeple fighting with each other.
1 ReanimatorLove 2019-01-10
Before he was rich... most rich people work to become rich yeah, that’s usually how it works.
1 ac_slat3r 2019-01-10
Hardly. Most people are born into wealth.
Few actually make that wealth on their own.
1 ReanimatorLove 2019-01-10
Most but not all. A lot of people are born into poverty, a lot of people this a lot of people that. Okay cool, not what I was originally talking about but still cool I guess.
1 FearlessFlash 2019-01-10
it depends on how you define rich. $130k a year is too rich to get free college, but any asshole with a paetron makes that much. and assholes with paetrons aren't born into wealth. hell anyone that becomes a lawyer doctor or banker makes that much. and i don't think you would consider a guy that went to medical school in iowa to be rich.
1 ac_slat3r 2019-01-10
130k a year is not wealthy in my opinion. Maybe if you're making that in BFE but most people making that live in areas that have a higher cost of living.
1 FearlessFlash 2019-01-10
that puts you in the top 10% of the US. but i guess being in the top 10% of society doesn't make you upper class right?
1 heavenlytoaster 2019-01-10
Income isn't wealth tardo
1 Baconlightning 2019-01-10
If you make 130k a year and don't live in some ultra expensive place like SF you must be a retard to not live a comfortable life.
1 ac_slat3r 2019-01-10
Im comfortable but not wealthy, most major places to live are expensive unless you want a massive commute or work from home and can live outside the city.
There is a difference between comfortable and rich or wealthy.
1 Baconlightning 2019-01-10
Most of these self made billionaires are workaholics, they don’t want free time.
1 ReanimatorLove 2019-01-10
I never said what they personally want, just saying they have the luxury or time if they choose so.
Wild vacations sounds like “free time” to me though.
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-01-10
More like anorexia and a stylist helped her
1 Chin_Up_Chick 2019-01-10
Why is her head eight times the size of her body???
1 Van-Diemen 2019-01-10
A solid 4/10
1 seenten 2019-01-10
Scarier than the original imo
1 Think_Once 2019-01-10
Hot.
1 Pinksister 2019-01-10
She looks like a pez dispenser.
1 Korn_Bread 2019-01-10
She’s way cute in the OP, not here
1 DaveLeBarbarian 2019-01-10
Not attractive
1 LSU_Coonass 2019-01-10
imagine hating someone so much you pay 70 billion dollars to not have to see them anymore
1 rileykard 2019-01-10
Imagine having to pay 70kkk because you fucked some bitch that looks like a tranny version of a Kardashian. Now that's depressing...
1 allwordsaredust 2019-01-10
Really makes you think. Billionaires confirmed white supremacists.
1 HardIsLife 2019-01-10
Wow, he looked like a creepier Kevin Spacey. I hope she gets a lot of money out of this lol
1 transoceanicdeath 2019-01-10
not possible
1 dudenotrightnow 2019-01-10
She's a saint for marrying him. He did not deserve her.
1 TheOberthSyndrome 2019-01-10
Yup. MacKenzie is totally out of his league with cute dimples. Seriously, cheating with that walking example of botched plastic surgery? Something's wrong with Jeff's head.
1 TurbulentStorage 2019-01-10
This is the woman he fucked, she looks like a fucking monster.
1 dudenotrightnow 2019-01-10
doesn't matter, got laid. jk, shes got a nice rack tho
1 Doriphor 2019-01-10
It's probably fake tho
1 business2690 2019-01-10
definitely.... AND it does not matter.
1 I-165 2019-01-10
Ewww gussy.
1 -Steve_French- 2019-01-10
Imagine thinking her rack isn't just as butchered as her face
1 LSU_Coonass 2019-01-10
imagine paying 70 billion dollars to fuck THAT HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
1 Micolashboi 2019-01-10
This guy could have got the freshest perkiest young booty on the planet and he went for that.
1 dudenotrightnow 2019-01-10
my thoughts exactly. not only is she fugly, but she's even older than his wife.
1 ab_ra_ca_dabba 2019-01-10
Well have you seen the prostitute that Hugh Grant fucked when he was dating Elizabeth Hurley.
1 transoceanicdeath 2019-01-10
that's gotta be some weird fetish though
1 Megazor 2019-01-10
Or the Goblina maid Arnold banged and had a kid with.
Let's face it, if there's a hole some man will fuck it regardless of their status.
1 Monkey_Paralysed 2019-01-10
Thar kid is impressive tho
1 Megazor 2019-01-10
Yeah kid is alright and I appreciate that Arnold stepped up as a father to take care of him
1 FearlessFlash 2019-01-10
you know how many people would be parents if they could start parenting when the kid finishes high school?
1 NormanImmanuel 2019-01-10
Particularly compared to his other offspring, Arnold did nothing wrong.
1 NuffNuffNuff 2019-01-10
He's like the most Arnold looking of them all
1 FearlessFlash 2019-01-10
thats only because Arnie's kids don't work out
1 throwawawayyyyyyyyy 2019-01-10
He works hard for it though.
1 look4alec 2019-01-10
Goblina + Latina?
I'm getting good at this.
1 BenisPlanket 2019-01-10
Just...don’t dig any further.
1 SpiceAndEvNice 2019-01-10
La Creatura.
1 backltrack 2019-01-10
No guns
1 ProbeUranus 2019-01-10
I started to down vote you in disagreement, then I remembered my exgf
Tammyr/FuckTammy and thought better of it.In fact, here's some silver, on me.
1 Jimeee 2019-01-10
She is a millionaire now: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-466250/Vice-girl-turned-millionairess-Divine-Brown-thank-Hugh-Grant-enough.html
1 Scrappy_The_Crow 2019-01-10
"Now" being 2007. Just three years later:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1306866/As-Hugh-Grant-hits-50-track-Divine-Brown--LA-hooker-wrecked-image-lost-Liz-Hurley.html
1 NormanImmanuel 2019-01-10
Adriana Lima's husband cheated on her, some men just don't have a lot of good sense.
1 FearlessFlash 2019-01-10
thats different, they were swingers and Grant blamed Hurley for getting caught. it really ruined his career IIRC, Hurley meanwhile had no real career outside of looking hot so she didn't care.
1 ab_ra_ca_dabba 2019-01-10
Swing away , but swing with someone better. Also why would anyone want to swing if they were Elizabeth Hurley I will not know.
1 FearlessFlash 2019-01-10
because she wanted to and you want to keep that pussy
1 Unkill_is_dill 2019-01-10
This. If you're with Liz Hurley then you better swing with Kate Beckinsale or Angelina Jolie, not some 5 dollar hooker.
1 Kill_All_Bots_ 2019-01-10
Oh that's fucking it. I can no longer support Amazon or the Washington Post in good conscience anymore. I'm going to be sick.
Why couldn't he just be like Elon and get a qt Goth gf? What a fucking retard.
1 TheOberthSyndrome 2019-01-10
Grimes looks like Elon's daughter, not his wife. She's bending backwards to defend his workers' right violations while her long-term fans scream in agony on social media. How cute... not. It's actually nauseating.
1 Kill_All_Bots_ 2019-01-10
Fuck the workers. If they don't work at his companies then they should go find somewhere better.
1 heavenlytoaster 2019-01-10
That's why it hurt her
1 broden 2019-01-10
It's down to inexperience.
1 Spaceman_Zed 2019-01-10
Calm down R Kelly
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2019-01-10
Did that 70 million go to her plastic surgery?
1 ffbtaw 2019-01-10
Billion with a b
1 80BAIT08 2019-01-10
🅱️ilion
1 I_FART_OUT_MY_BUTT69 2019-01-10
He meant settlement money with his (soon-to-be ex)wife
1 RandolphCox 2019-01-10
im literally pissed the fuck off. why the fuck does she deserve 70 billion dollars just for being marreid to him? 70 fucking billion dollars. the marriage wasn't even successful so she can't even do that right. holy fucking shit.
1 LSU_Coonass 2019-01-10
idk about other states but louisiana has community property so anything you make after marriage belongs to both partners, and bezos was poor when he married her so he would be ultra fucked here, idk how it is elsewhere.
1 RandolphCox 2019-01-10
it's not like she's an amputee or retarded. she can still work. bezos has to probably pay child support too even though he just gave her 70 billion. fucking unreal. i can literaly feel my heart beating faster.
1 LSU_Coonass 2019-01-10
you will never even have 1/1,000th of what either of them have, so why even care? sure you'll probably marry someone just as ugly, but that's where the similarities end.
1 RandolphCox 2019-01-10
MGTOW!
1 ChaddeusThundercock 2019-01-10
You should try /r/MGTOWWOM, brother. Only through accepting the superiority of male companionship can we win the war against the treacherous FEEEEEmale.
1 Jammerly1 2019-01-10
Except she’s a big reason why the company was even successful in the first place.
1 ComedicSans 2019-01-10
That makes one of you.
1 I-165 2019-01-10
He’ll pay child support because they’re his (Presumably) own children. I know your Mommy abandoned you at child birth because she didn’t want to raise a rape baby but could you please take your issues elsewhere sweetie?
1 EarlCampbellsMeat 2019-01-10
have there been more than 10 divorces in the history of louisiana involving more than a jar of change?
1 _Suprememe_ 2019-01-10
Normally I'd agree, but the marriage predates Amazon and it sounds like Jeffy boy was at fault. Dude deserves it for being retarded. Plus I'm tickled by the idea that the richest woman on the Forbes list will be crowned via this divorce.
1 RandolphCox 2019-01-10
all the richest women in the world inherited it or got it from divorces, or at leas t90% of them. i can't say for certain either because those lists exclude the illuminati
1 BumwineBaudelaire 2019-01-10
lol the money earners in the illuminati are all men too
1 Let_you_down 2019-01-10
I thought the lizard people were androgynous, and changed genders like the Jurassic Park dinosaurs. How do you tell apart when they all have the same looking cloacal?
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2019-01-10
Oprah Winfrey
1 RandolphCox 2019-01-10
i said woman
1 westofthetracks 2019-01-10
theres like 6 that count as "self-made" by mra logic iirc, i assume shes one of them. some of the ones that dont married before their husband got rich (like queen mackenzie here) and/or had a major role in building their wealth as a couple tho
1 RandolphCox 2019-01-10
Jeff bezos could’ve been successful without her. fact. do you think Mackenzie would have 70 billion without him? no. fact.
1 westofthetracks 2019-01-10
again, sorry sweetie, but sometimes life isnt fair. some people have to work three jobs to feed their kids and some people get handed several billion dollars for marrying the right guy. this is how capitalism works, i'd advise you to put on your big boy pants and toughen up, because no one cares about your feels.
1 slapfestnest 2019-01-10
how much someone gets when they get divorced is not "how capitalism works"
1 bigberthaboy 2019-01-10
Commie
1 lawdawgette 2019-01-10
Lmao “that’s how capitalism works” 😂😂
1 BenisPlanket 2019-01-10
cringe
1 Th3AssKicker 2019-01-10
I think he fine with her wealth he is just saying she could of never possibly gotten it outside of marriage
1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2019-01-10
He signed willingly signed a marriage contract, so he needs to take responsibility for his actions.
1 Curlgradphi 2019-01-10
But when he signed he didn't know he was going to get rich and be able to fuck other people.
1 AlieNNeytioN 2019-01-10
"Be able to fuck other people" do you know what marriage means? Unless you're a poly fag?
1 Curlgradphi 2019-01-10
Do you know what marriage means?
Like actually means, not what the piece of paper says.
1 ComedicSans 2019-01-10
Not sure if kidding or retarded...
1 point_shaver 2019-01-10
Forbes list doesn't include monarchs like Saudis and people who garnered wealth through political positions like dictators so there's some validity, ignoring the 'illuminati' moniker.
1 ComedicSans 2019-01-10
If you ignore "illuminati" part, he said nothing at all.
1 cimarafa 2019-01-10
That’s because crown estates have a complicated legal position in many monarchies that isn’t even really codified in a lot of cases. And then there are things like Putin allegedly having some ridiculous amount stashed - that’s not verifiable either.
1 KingWayneX 2019-01-10
And people that dont want to be listed usually arent either.
1 seenten 2019-01-10
lol he's losing first place back to Bill Gates because he couldn't keep it in his pants
1 daneelr_olivaw 2019-01-10
Yeah, I have a very strong feeling that she will have an unfortunate car/plane/chopper/'other form of transport' accident.
I just don't see him giving away half of his shares of Amazon to her.
1 SpiceAndEvNice 2019-01-10
Is he actually losing half of it though?
1 Jammerly1 2019-01-10
That’s not true - she actually quit her job to help him found the company and basically worked the entire back office when amazon wasn’t making shit. She’s a founder and a majority shareholder on principle.
1 RandolphCox 2019-01-10
dont try to talk me out of it. im fully mgtow now. just made another comment declaring it. ladies, youve gone too far this time. 70 billion dollars too far.
1 Jammerly1 2019-01-10
How is going too far when he’s the one cheating on his wife? And she’s also a cofounder.
1 RandolphCox 2019-01-10
it was a shitty thing of him to do. maybe a billion dollars tops in damages.
if you think she's worth more compare their wikipedia pages. she's not cofounder.
1 Jammerly1 2019-01-10
At minimum she’s a majority investor. She bought stock in amazon back when it wasn’t worth shit. She’d stilll be worth the same amount today. This is why people invest, in hopes the company grows and they get a payout.
1 retarded4bustin 2019-01-10
Does she own more than 50% of the shares? Then she's a majority investor. Quitting your job to help out your partner doesn't make one a majority investor.
I support her getting the $70bill cause Jeff Bezos deserves to lose it, but you can't just say shit like "majority investor" like that.
1 Jammerly1 2019-01-10
She owns 50% of the shares by default, they’re married. It’s joint property.
1 retarded4bustin 2019-01-10
The property is divided but the spouse only has that right during the divorce. Majority shareholders have specific responsibilities. Spouses do not.
1 Jammerly1 2019-01-10
I’m not sure that’s entirely true because In theory she shares the risk too. If amazon were not profitable before it was public creditors would come after her personally as well. She shares his assets but she also shares the debts.
1 retarded4bustin 2019-01-10
A majority shareholder has a specific role in the company.
I think the term comes down to if the spouse actually owns the shares cause simply being married means that you get assets in the event of a death or divorce.
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-01-10
> using the length of wikipedia pages to justify your ideology
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-01-10
Use this for now ♿️️
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-01-10
Thank you Ed. This emoji will do for now.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-01-10
💋💞
1 HailMahi 2019-01-10
Did your friends not come to your 13th birthday party yesterday? Is that why you’re raging online?
1 rileykard 2019-01-10
Ok... you're making a lot of assumptions right now
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-01-10
how were you any different before this?
1 Redactor0 2019-01-10
incel > mgtow
It's a step up for him.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-01-10
Are you sure? Doesn't the denial make it worse?
1 Dlitosh 2019-01-10
Not necessarily. Sometimes mgtow become gay and then world is one person less of hate
1 Pepperglue 2019-01-10
Settle down incel. Jeffy boy is at the fault here.
1 RandolphCox 2019-01-10
i am not incel i Am mgtow as of 1 hour ago.
1 Pepperglue 2019-01-10
A vocel, then?
1 BumwineBaudelaire 2019-01-10
ya but she probably does that weird thing he likes to his bum
1 westofthetracks 2019-01-10
sometimes the world isnt fair. welcome to capitalism
1 heretobefriends 2019-01-10
Womp womp
1 ab_ra_ca_dabba 2019-01-10
Jeff Bezos is on record saying Macenkzie was the reason he could devote his full attention to Amazon.
1 rileykard 2019-01-10
I don't know man, 25 years sounds pretty fucking successful to me.
1 Patsy02 2019-01-10
A marriage that fails is by definition not successful.
1 rileykard 2019-01-10
It didn't "fail", just ended. If 25 years together and you becoming the richest man in the world is a failed marriage, then what's successful to you? 60 years and both dying of old age holding hands?
1 heavenlytoaster 2019-01-10
I mean yeah, "til deth" is pretty basic wedding shit.
1 Patsy02 2019-01-10
It lasted 25 years... and then it failed. Sorry sweaty, there's no way out of this, I have the high ground.
1 rileykard 2019-01-10
You underestimate my shitty arguments
1 Chukril 2019-01-10
You realize 90% of his net worth is stock valuation. They aren’t gonna say “ all right Jeff time to liquidate Amazon and dump the Dow to 18k so we can crown stay at home wife #83736338373 queen fucking B. She’ll get $7B.
1 Bman409 2019-01-10
seems like you could get that for $25 in Mexico
1 Spaceman_Zed 2019-01-10
she just needs about tree fiddy
1 ThisDayDoesntExist 2019-01-10
It’s so he’ll be forced to sell shares by a court so nobody would expect it from an insider trading standpoint, I believe this is very calculated for both him and his soon to be ex wife to have more liquidity
1 CJ_from_Grove_St 2019-01-10
Looks like a tranny.
1 a_jill_sandwich 2019-01-10
Are we sure it’s not? Looks like Blair’s White.
1 Grake4 2019-01-10
I mean...I would totally do Blaire.
1 SpineEater 2019-01-10
Yeah but post op
1 PM_ME_YOUR_DARKNESS 2019-01-10
Gross
1 recriminology 2019-01-10
Looks like that woman in the Tim Burton Batman movie after the Joker kills her with Smilex
1 nybbas 2019-01-10
Oh my god, what the fuck dude?
1 ChaddeusThundercock 2019-01-10
This is a power move. Bezos is telling lesser men "I fuck your dream girls, straight-up 10s. I marry the 5s you're supposed to marry. I even fuck the goblin you don't want. There is nothing left for you. The femoids are MINE."
1 Warbring3r 2019-01-10
> and with that, every dick in /r/drama grew 1 inch shorter
1 tux68 2019-01-10
thus evaporating into nothingness
1 I_FART_OUT_MY_BUTT69 2019-01-10
"Jeff Bezos is absorbing my dick-length send help i can't find it anymore"
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-01-10
Lol
1 ChaddeusThundercock 2019-01-10
Uh, no. She's the goblin I mentioned.
1 TreLoon 2019-01-10
Lol
1 I_FART_OUT_MY_BUTT69 2019-01-10
😴😴😴
1 TreLoon 2019-01-10
👆👆👆
1 SpiceAndEvNice 2019-01-10
Seriously, it’s bad enough to see all the cocksuckers sucking up to him.
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-01-10
Nice try bucko
1 JustLions 2019-01-10
I love how drama has evolved from "joke's on them I was only pretending" to "joke's on them I was actually retarded."
1 mechakingghidorah 2019-01-10
Easy Drogo, your going to get fucked by infection.
1 f3n1xgamer 2019-01-10
Lmao
1 _narrows 2019-01-10
All of that and two day shipping for free? What a fucking steal!
1 FearlessFlash 2019-01-10
saved
1 ToTheNintieth 2019-01-10
I'm sure I saw that on ASOIAF
1 80BAIT08 2019-01-10
Is it from Earth?
1 MalcolmFFucker 2019-01-10
If you’re going to destroy your marriage by fucking someone else, at least do it with someone who’s hotter than your wife.
1 PM_Me_ChadThunderCok 2019-01-10
She looks good tbh
What's really funny is I bet you can't even get a girl, Nevermind what you actually look like.
1 prisonlambshanks 2019-01-10
The absolute state of femcels
1 Mrrasta1 2019-01-10
Can you say, “gold digger “? Ex wife is going to be the richest woman in the USA.
1 westofthetracks 2019-01-10
god he could have half the women in the country and thats what he blows his marriage up over? further proof that nerds should be castrated, even when they get rich enough to fuck they dont do it right
1 Lifehacker85 2019-01-10
That’s disgusting. Have you seen his wife present-day, dressed up? She’s classy and attractive, looks like a billionaires wife. I don’t know, maybe he just got bored? His loss.
1 istural 2019-01-10
He’s retarded. He threw away a fantastic relationship for litterally nothing.
1 Krombopulos-Snake 2019-01-10
This has been the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals maybe ever.
Christ man. You went from a cutie pie to a woman that looks like she's had more cocks in her than Annabel Chong.
1 business2690 2019-01-10
i bet she can suck start a harley wth that mouth tho
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-01-10
Be careful or she'll vore the Harley
1 Ganbazuroi 2019-01-10
He could literally sleep with any damn woman he wanted, just pay some people off to shut up and book a night at a hotel or whatever, BUT NOOOOOO, RIGHT?
1 XtinaTeixeira 2019-01-10
is he fucking a tranny?
1 Shortcakespecial 2019-01-10
what an idiot. and his wife is cute too. why are men so disgusting?
1 FlyNap 2019-01-10
That image is hosted on cloudfront.net, which is an Amazon hosted service.
1 b3juc0 2019-01-10
She is a 'fucking' monster, therefore he did what was meant to be done.
1 TheSubredditPolice 2019-01-10
Now what did his wife look like at the time of this travesty?
1 thx_II38 2019-01-10
You'd think when the richest man in the world decides to have an affair that his mistress would be better looking.
1 rnjbond 2019-01-10
Is her face frozen?
1 grilledsandwhich 2019-01-10
Thats a man lmao
1 trilateral1 2019-01-10
jesus why, what is wrong with men lol
1 bottom_jej 2019-01-10
l a g o b l i n a
1 911roofer 2019-01-10
It's a tranny! Run!
1 backltrack 2019-01-10
Bad choice
1 Matthew1J 2019-01-10
Sooner or later...
The good old times when competent writers worked on anti xenophobia messages in Dr Who...
1 coolguy420weed 2019-01-10
remember those guys who got surgery to look like justin beiber? they're into drag now.
1 Jacksaoptdd 2019-01-10
Uhmm, shit I guess I'm in the minority but I actually think she's way better than his wife. I don't think his wife is all that attractive.
1 OreoRaguSmoothie 2019-01-10
Chad.
1 KERmitfromChainland 2019-01-10
This but unironically...
1 seenten 2019-01-10
Prime Daddy gets it
1 I-165 2019-01-10
I’m fairly sure he cucked himself when cucked her.
1 appetite4pierogies 2019-01-10
Bezos is nothing compared to the Chad McAfee
1 -Steve_French- 2019-01-10
McAfee is a Thad
1 sparksybrush 2019-01-10
Reminder that US conservatives unironically think like this
1 RueysSoulDiegosFight 2019-01-10
He spent all that money to make his wife pretty, just so he could bone down some other woman? Tsk, tsk.
1 VapeOnYourNape 2019-01-10
literally unlimited money. He could have done it as a joke lol
1 _Suprememe_ 2019-01-10
Not even the wealth of a small European nation state could buy him a few inches over his wife. Definitive proof that it never even began for manlets.
1 SuperiorExcess 2019-01-10
Looked it up, 70b would make him something like the 70th country in the world by GDP out of 211.
1 jaja10 2019-01-10
He's investing in a mecha program so manlets can finally ascend
1 Quietus42 2019-01-10
Glad I got Amazon Prime.
1 FratboyGenius 2019-01-10
That's the drive to become self-made, as being 6'0" is a pre-req to being promoted to senior management.
1 Dog_of_Lawlz 2019-01-10
You can get leg lengthening surgery, or he could pay to have all men of normal height killed.
1 _Suprememe_ 2019-01-10
If Bezos put 100 billion towards the extermination of the 22.5 million American men who are 6ft or taller, he could offer a bounty of $4444.44 for each lanklet scalp.
1 jubbergun 2019-01-10
He still looks like a character from a Troma film. How many barrels of chemical waste did they dip him in to give him the Popeye look?
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-01-10
Are you sure that's his wife and not bad photoshop
1 CaptainDouchington 2019-01-10
He needs to stop getting nuts busted in that eye...
1 nuclearcaramel 2019-01-10
-_0
1 pugba 2019-01-10
Why in the fuck would he cheat on that cutie
1 TimothyGonzalez 2019-01-10
Imagine being so low in the gene pool that you refer to a meager 5/10 as a "cutie"
1 pugba 2019-01-10
Imagine thinking you're high up the gene pool while still visiting r/drama
1 Sc0tty2hotty 2019-01-10
You post on drama, let's not kid ourselves about what kind of tail you're pulling if any
1 bloatedbeached_whale 2019-01-10
Maybe she cheated on him first? And he was getting back at her with the ugly hag that could suck the chrome off a tailpipe.
1 pugba 2019-01-10
If that's the case then why not cheat with the hottest 18 y/o ukrainien chick to make his wife feel jealous of smth?
1 waitforitalex 2019-01-10
She looks like a pretty versin of Kristen Schaal
1 Nebor 2019-01-10
I'd like to see her in a UFC match. Like, no training or anything, just getting wailed on. I hate her face. And her voice.
1 TheSubredditPolice 2019-01-10
WTF is with that neck? It's like he married ET in a wig in that picture.
1 y4my4m 2019-01-10
Looks like his face is glitching.
1 EarlyRough 2019-01-10
A filthy moid through and through
1 PowerofDuelist 2019-01-10
stfu spic
1 EarlyRough 2019-01-10
Chinga tu madre hijo de puta, voy foder el culo de tu novio hoy.
1 PowerofDuelist 2019-01-10
stfu spic ptmr jajaja
1 Barton_Foley 2019-01-10
Most people's fidelity is based upon their current options. When you have $Billions, you have a lot of options.
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-01-10
Sadly he chose a ghoul. At least cheat with a 10/10.
1 trilateral1 2019-01-10
http://img.thedailybeast.com/image/upload/v1492201556/articles/2014/03/25/branson-on-that-naked-kiteboarding-photo/richard_naked_lady_kitesurfing_necker_edited-1_ru85sr.jpg
1 business2690 2019-01-10
dis is d correct answer
1 KarlMannheim 2019-01-10
Maybe I am dumb but I honestly never understood the reason Billionaires like him marry a woman. Old boy John has a rational approach to this problem tbh.
Will make her richest woman in the world. My curry ancestors were correct about karma.
1 dudenotrightnow 2019-01-10
he wasn't a billionaire when he met her. he was a nobody.
1 KarlMannheim 2019-01-10
I know that but had I been him I would have divorced my wife as soon as I had stuck gold. Now he will have to pay billions in settlement.
1 dudenotrightnow 2019-01-10
so you'd pull an Elon Musk, basically.
1 KarlMannheim 2019-01-10
I would rather pull John McAfee but yep.
1 Jammerly1 2019-01-10
Which is absolutely a garbage tactic considering she quit her job and worked the entire back office of amazon back when it wasn’t making she. If you divorce someone who basically sacrifice her career to help yours entirely you are disloyal trash.
1 KarlMannheim 2019-01-10
Morality doesn't really exists, Jeff certainly knows about it better than you and I.
Every creature in the ecosystem has a liberty to work in favour of it's interests, I do and would have done the same, had I been in his shoes.
1 Jammerly1 2019-01-10
Then She should also rightfully take you to the cleaners because she’s a cofounder. Men are trash confirmed.
1 KarlMannheim 2019-01-10
Yup as it is in her interests.
I am not a representative of most men,who naively believe in bullshit like monogamy or religion in 2018.
1 Warbring3r 2019-01-10
It's starting to feel mighty euphoric in here. 👌🏻
1 WO_Schrodinger 2019-01-10
someone open a window, it's stifling
1 westofthetracks 2019-01-10
imagine still being like this in 2019 😂😂😂
1 KarlMannheim 2019-01-10
Oops I am dumb.
1 M_Messervy 2019-01-10
New snappy quote
1 reptilia987 2019-01-10
As if currycels even have the option...
1 KarlMannheim 2019-01-10
REEEEEEEE
1 wootfatigue 2019-01-10
Cry harder.
1 Denny_Craine 2019-01-10
If you think you can become the richest man on earth without doing waaay more fucked up shit that this you're dreaming
1 Dildokin 2019-01-10
yeah and you know the foid was all aware of it, probably involved to some extent, it's 70 bil going to keep her mouth shut partially
1 snallygaster 2019-01-10
McAfee's married tho
1 KarlMannheim 2019-01-10
To a whore in third world who he can shoot in head without repecurssions.
1 Dildokin 2019-01-10
The libertarian dream
1 ComedicSans 2019-01-10
Is she the woman who shit on him through a hammock?
1 cptnhaddock 2019-01-10
He was a investment dude right?
1 cimarafa 2019-01-10
Yeah he worked in private equity or something so he certainly wasn’t a pauper by any means.
1 skyrimporn64 2019-01-10
Does this mean I have a shot?
1 lua_x_ia 2019-01-10
Friendly reminder that the bar is this much higher for CEOs than it is for politicians
Corporatocracy when
1 bareballzthebitch 2019-01-10
they have obviously been leading separate lives for years now but she was there from the beginning (without a pre-nup) so I get it that he/they wanted to get this out front at some point
1 Momruepari 2019-01-10
that alimony tho
1 holycornflake 2019-01-10
Friend
“Are you sure about this Jeff? This is the girl you want to be with for the rest of your life”
Jeff
“Fuck yeah. She’s awesome. I’d give her half my shit in a divorce.”
*both giggle in the front of a 2004 ford taurus
1 FearlessFlash 2019-01-10
exactly. its like when Nick Lacey married Jessica Simpson, he knew his career was over and hers was just starting. he didn't have shit to lose in the divorce.
1 ALoudMouthBaby 2019-01-10
Who?
1 FearlessFlash 2019-01-10
A literal who, he was a one hit wonder who managed to marry a woman with an actual career. And then once her career failed he divorced her and left with half her shit
1 HeadJelly 2019-01-10
He was handsome and nice and whatever. He was fine--when it went south he got money because she was the higher earner. I mean--if MacKenzie gets anything then so do people like Nick.
1 jubbergun 2019-01-10
Tell his wife that if she wants to get back at him I'm free this weekend. I'll let her buy dinner.
1 MrGoodieMob 2019-01-10
didnt they meet at goldman sachs?
1 Bluetinfoilhat 2019-01-10
DE Shaw
1 IntellectualEuphoria 2019-01-10
lol they met working at a hedge fund, he wasn't exactly a nobody even back then.
1 RealJackAnchor 2019-01-10
People who work at hedge funds aren't exactly somebodys either.
1 ExpOriental 2019-01-10
Depends on how high up the ladder you are and what fund it is. At a minimum you're probably being paid well as long as you're not support staff. I'm pretty sure he was an analyst.
1 Matthew94 2019-01-10
He interviewed her for her job.
1 meatpuppet79 2019-01-10
It's ok, she'll have a fine payday from this.
1 AStartlingStatement 2019-01-10
He already found someone new;
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1 NowFreeToMaim 2019-01-10
Uhhh he wasn’t really “nothing” when they got married....
1 lawdawgette 2019-01-10
Yeah he may of been a nobody and looked like that, but chances are he’s probably always had that character. I mean, he’s sort of one of the most terrible people out there. I would be damn shocked if this was the first time, this is probably the first time she had evidence about the affair she could take to court and a sense of self esteem.
1 DarqWolff 2019-01-10
Sounds like the future story of me and the girl I love except instead of cheating on her it's suiciding over paranoia I'm being cheated on
1 BrawndoTTM 2019-01-10
She bought low and sold high.
1 veronyca73 2019-01-10
That bitch looks like the offspring of Fran Drescher and the Krakken. Some men let their dicks lead them into awful places.
1 gia200 2019-01-10
What the world's richest man is unhappy too? Color me fucking shocked.
1 missyza 2019-01-10
He cheated on her with Alexa!
1 elegigglekappa4head 2019-01-10
To be fair, don't think he was a nobody. Was still making like a million dollars a year as executive for a top prop trading firm in NY.
1 wedge77 2019-01-10
He came from a well off family and was a successful investment banker. She came from money too.
1 ExoticCalligrapher 2019-01-10
Richest piece of shit I ever saw.
1 Anary8686 2019-01-10
They both came from money.
1 jumpingjuniper356 2019-01-10
This is why you can never trust a moid
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2019-01-10
They look related
1 Frostfright 2019-01-10
kevin spacey?
1 careyokey911 2019-01-10
How about a new Annie movie only this time she can be my mommy warbucks
1 Smooth_Chemical 2019-01-10
To be fair Mazkenzie can get any guy she wants with $35 billion now.