My god I just checked your post history. There is no shaming you. This is literally your life. Just imagine how much you could accomplish if you weren’t addicted to Reddit. You’re making a difference, though!

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those glasses

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Also, volcel if you wouldn't I guess.

I can throwup only so much.

The amount of people who think they're entitled to being perceived as "hot" without having to put any fucking work into it is mind-blowing

Anyone can get a fucking piercing you cow, try doing a fucking sit-up

Are those jackie o glasses back in or something? Does the fact that they're made out of 90s see-through telephone plastic mean something? Is she wearing them ironically?

And a mumu?

It's like she went out of her way to pick the least attractive everything for her sexy validation video, I don't get it. I'd like...try to look my best, y'know?

The thing with fat girls is they put so much goddamn effort into their appearance, but only the things that require zero effort or exertion. So they find really big eye-catching glasses, dye their hair weird ass colors and get piercings and tattoos. They also fucking shellac themselves with makeup.

Sadly, the only thing that actually improves a woman's (or for that matter, anyone's) appearance is exercise and proper diet.

Picture the woman in this gif dressed in the most expensive clothes money can buy, those dumb glasses removed, hair extensions in a color that suits her and professional makeup. Now picture the most beautiful woman you can think of - Jessica Alba, Tay Tay, whoever - after running six miles on a muddy terrain, covered in sweat and dirt and wearing baggy ass old torn sweatpants and a big ass stained t-shirt. Who's hotter?

>Now picture the most beautiful woman you can think of - Jessica Alba, Tay Tay, whoever

> Tay Tay

lmao bro

He knows his audience

Literally just Ed and DistortedLines?

Perverts

Absolute state of powerusercels

implying anybody else matters

Sweaty pls 💅

Naw man add at least one more to that list. My wife looks like Tay and that's easily like 40% of why I'm with her.

no tay shaming plz

white women smh

Don't forget our girl commie mommie

Masterlawz, obviously.

they put so much goddamn effort into their appearance, but only the things that require zero effort

ummmm

You know what I fucking meant. Putting a bunch of glitter shit on your big fat pie face isn't real effort

i know what you said and i pointed out the obvious contradiction for comedic effect

The amount of people who think they're entitled to being perceived as "hot" without having to put any fucking work into it is mind-blowing

counterpoint: some men like a larger lass, and if some braphog such as OP wants to go post her mamms to that sub, you could just ignore it and move to the next post, as opposed to telling her to kill herself.

just a thought

as opposed to telling her to kill herself

I did not do this, though.

it seems like people don't realize that besides being negative or positive, there's the seldom used third option: just don't say or post anything.

just shut the fuck up for once in your entire life.

just a thought

Found the numale who wants us to "just stop talking and listen" to the plight of the landwhale

I told her she should improve herself.

good thing you told her, or else how would she have known she was fat? I'm so inspired by your good deed, I'm going to try to help you with some friendly advice just like you did for the big gal: you're a retard, please don't procreate. It comes from a place of love <3

Found the numale who wants us to "just stop talking and listen" to the plight of the landwhale

I never said you need to listen, I just suggested that you could try shutting the fuck up. It's really neat if you ever want to give it a go

good thing you told her, or else how would she have known she was fat?

Actually she lives in a world that keeps telling her "IT'S FINE TO BE BIG SIS YOU'RE STILL BEAUTIFUL" which is fucking killing everyone

I'm aware she knows she's fat, but I don't think there's anyone telling her that it's not "beautiful," so I decided to step up to the plate

I'm going to try to help you with some friendly advice just like you did for the big gal: you're a retard, please don't procreate. It comes from a place of love <3

Nigga this is /r/drama, we're all retarded and last time I checked, bussy can't get pregnant

I never said you need to listen, I just suggested that you could try shutting the fuck up.

This is Reddit, the whole fucking point is to post shit and reply to people

It's really neat if you ever want to give it a go

What is up with you gentle tolerant types and your fucking kindergarten speak? Everything is "neat" or "icky." Fucking Y I K E S dawg

Actually she lives in a world that keeps telling her "IT'S FINE TO BE BIG SIS YOU'RE STILL BEAUTIFUL"

oh that makes sense except for the fact that it's bullshit. no one born in a western country is unaware of the dangers of being obese. It's not that she doesn't know, she doesn't care. just let her be fat and die at 60, what's with the stupid concern trolling lmao

do you walk up to people on the sidewalk and slap the cigarette outta their hand and say, "woah buddy those are bad for you. no thanks needed, I just saved your life"?

What is up with you gentle tolerant types and your fucking kindergarten speak?

because any time someone like me tries to communicate with someone like you, we typically have to get on one knee and make eye contact while speaking slowly, so you don't get confused or lose your train of thought.

Defend your braphogs honour!

BRRRRRRRRRaaaaaaAaAAaPPp

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do you walk up to people on the sidewalk and slap the cigarette outta their hand and say, "woah buddy those are bad for you. no thanks needed, I just saved your life"?

What a retarded fucking analogy. Interaction on Reddit is obviously different from interaction in real life

What is up with you gentle tolerant types and your fucking kindergarten speak?

because any time someone like me tries to communicate with someone like you, we typically have to get on one knee and make eye contact while speaking slowly, so you don't get confused or lose your train of thought

Way to straight up admit that you're a pussy fag douche

you're a pussy fag douche

dude you post in /r/rightwingLGBT stop with all this projection

I posted there once, where I identified as a Democrat, in reference to something I originally saw on /r/drama.

But even if I was a gay conservative, I'd still be less pathetic than a bitch-titted breeder bitch who white knights for lazy fat bitches

where I identified as a Democrat

lmao that's even worse you mong

Nothing's worse than being a wimpy straight dude who defends m'fat lady's honor, actually

me: "being mean is unnecesary and you shouldn't do it to people who are just doing their thing."

you: "as a proud gay democrat, your wimpy numale beta emotions are pathetic to a strong-willed alpha chad like myself"

https://media.giphy.com/media/CaiVJuZGvR8HK/giphy.gif

The current players in the party don't have the monopoly on all Democrats, faggot. And I think it's very telling that you haven't exactly denied being a numale wimp bitch.

And I think it's very telling that you haven't exactly denied being a numale wimp bitch.

calling me this over and over again isn't going to stop those confusing feelings you keep getting every time you see a man shirtless my dude

calling strangers online, "numales" is peak creepy weirdo shit. stop trying to flirt with me, I'd never fuck a democrat

calling me this over and over again isn't going to stop those confusing feelings you keep getting every time you see a man shirtless my dude

... did you just attempt to insult someone who's said repeatedly that he's gay by calling him gay?

calling strangers online, "numales" is peak creepy weirdo shit. stop trying to flirt with me, I'd never fuck a democrat

SOCIALISTS OUT OUT OUT

did you just attempt to insult someone who's said repeatedly that he's gay by calling him gay?

paging dr freud

Bringing up post history is the gayest thing ever

Mods should ban total faggots like you

No, mods should mod fags like him.

Post history is where the real drama comes from

he may be gay, but you're the fag

I'm aware she knows she's fat, but I don't think there's anyone telling her that it's not "beautiful," so I decided to step up to the plate

So 👏 brave 👏

LMAO IMAGINE WHITEKNIGHTING FOR THAT FUCKING HAM PLANET. HOW THIRSTY CAN ONE MAN GET?

counterpoint: some men like a larger lass

Translation: Some men like cottage cheese.

🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

It’s like pulling apart a hot grilled cheese sandwich made with Vulveeta.

Delete this

Lmao this is next level pathetic you disgusting old fag.

Found the fatty fucker.

Anyone can get a fucking piercing you cow, try doing a fucking sit-up

sit ups like a lot of basic bodyweight exercise for core are useless. You should be able to do like a hundred easily and then it's just a waste of time.

I don't think she's able to do just one easily though. Pretty much any exercise is gonna be useful for her.

weight loss is mostly about diet. she won't get any lighter by doing 15 sit ups every morning.

Let’s be real, she still can’t do one.

Also, you can't spot exercise fat off, go lift weights and eat less junk food

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Let's be blunt and honest, it's men's fault for not having any standards. She's receiving validation and probably getting dates anyways, irregardless of the fact she's incredibly overweight and doesn't take care of herself. One of my friends is an average looking bloke, he has a double bachelor's in mathematics and education, has a decent job, dresses decent, is of average build and yet he still chases after women such as the one in the link. My friend's female equivalent would actually have standards but, for some reason most men irregardless of how well they're doing in life have zero standards.

Let's be blunt and honest, it's breeder men's fault for not having any standards

FTFY, I accept ZERO blame for this shit

You gays are just as bad. Fat hairy men shouldn't be getting stuffed on the reg either.

Fat hairy men can at least still look good, though.

Maybe not really fat, but men can still look good with "dadbod" or a bit of a beer belly. Women do not look anywhere near as good with the same level of fat.

Obviously a ripped/toned guy is preferable, but thick for men and thick for women (not to be confused with thicc for men or women) are very different animals.

Fat hairy men can at least still look good, though.

C O P E

more disgusting fetish than cope tbh.

I'm goddamn skeletor irl, like actually pretty far underweight. What can I say, opposites attract! 😍

With the amount of fat white chicks my gay buddy fucked in college, you would have thought he was an 80lb black guy.

"Sometimes a warm wet hole, is a warm wet hole"

Your buddy was a degenerate

Well, yeah. I wonder if hes a drama poster.

Yeah men crashed the dick market and they're paying the price.

They did more than "crashed the dick market", they let the car out of the bag and let women know their dirty little secret which is the fact that most men have no standards and no self respect.

irregardless

BOOM

People mean irrespective when they say this, yeah?

Men are forced to date down because women only date up. Your friend probably chases those types of women because that’s the best he can get. This is the reality of the sexual marketplace.

Sit ups would be a waste of time here. Obviously diet is #1 but if you're going to supplement exercise then best to focus on heavy lifts or cardio. Heavy lifts burn lots of calories over time and cardio is quickly and dirty calorie burn but stuff like an work is really more for definition than and kind of weight loss. If you start getting really heavy lifts you'll need a strong core but that's not really on the horizon.

Anyone can get a fucking piercing you cow, try doing a fucking sit-up

Straight men are actually attracted to this.

See: /r/BBW and /r/BBWGW.

Its women bro. You know it and I know it. Most guys underestimate their attractiveness whereas women can stand in front of a mirror, gut hanging over the top underwear so strained it could explode in a shower of cloth at any second and be like 'Yeah ohhh, gurl, dayum, those guys would be honoured to lift that muffin shelf up, scrape the dead skin pubic hair away and struggle to find that pussy for ten minutes. I deserve Anthony Joshua. CHOKE ME DADDY!!!!'

Its women bro. You know it and I know it.

As an IRL unironic fag, this is the most included with the bros I've ever felt. Thank you so much.

Fags may be gross weirdos, but they arent women. Mostly.

Love you daddy

Love you daddy

She's chubby and she doesn't got any moves smh

"Chubby"

Probably an American. American "fat" has it's own gravitational pull.

I'm in America rn just not a burger and its true she's chubby compared to the whales walking around

This isn’t a comparison game. She’s obese you fuckwit

It is for me, why so upset about me comparing whales

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I’m glad that this piece of drama legacy isn’t lost to time, like tears in rain

There's no way anybody is hard up enough to spend money on that cow. Also only 25? Saturated fat sure has done it's number on her.

There's no way anybody is hard up enough to spend money on that cow

I can almost guarantee that she makes mad amounts of money on this lmao. Appealing to fetishes on the internet is almost always a money maker, especially if you lack self respect.

I can almost guarantee that she makes mad amounts of money on this lmao

A sex worker who's making "mad amounts of money" isn't begging for new paypigs on Reddit

Be honest, you considered paying for some phone time, didn't you?

Fuck no, I wouldn't even pay for hot gussy, let alone ugly gussy

But if you know where I can have some steamy chats with twinks PM me, I got cash

I wouldn't even pay for hot gussy

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She wouldn't be advertising on reddit if she was.

with how deviant men are shes probably someones fetish.

I agree she's hella rough looking for 25 btw, wtf?

She probably doesn't make a ton but fentanyl is cheap these days.

Saturated fat Sugar sure has done it's number on her

Fixed that for you sweetie <3 /r/keto

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Did she mistype 45?

Wait? That grandma is TWENTY FUCKING FIVE? Holy. Shit.

Whores on the internet lie about their age, whore-wannabe poser "sex workers" do as well.

There's a snappy quote in there somewhere.

Why the FUCK are people paying e-thots for porn. There are more free porn websites than there are normal websites. Pay a hooker in your area or some shit at least you'll be stimulating the local fucking economy fuck.

We are apparently down to two types of porn. Incest and Cucking. At this point id rather use my imagination.

Presumably for a personalized experience of sorts, there are some lonely ass dudes

BBC's cock

His cock is so big it has its own cock.

But seriously, brothers, stop it with the obese white women please.

We need to stop the objectification of black kings. A black king is more than his lengthy, delicious penis.

Italian/English/Irish woman.

retarded american detected.

Italian/English/Irish woman.

American mayos, I swear to christ. No one cares!

She ain’t no Fitbit. 🤢🤮

The way she kept licking her lips made me uncomfortable.

Vore

She’s hungry for attention

She’s hungry for attention

someone tell this hog that the second B in BBW is supposed to stand for "beautiful"

also where's the drama you retard OP

also where's the drama you retard OP

Actual drama posts in r/drama???!!!

wtf is wrong with her skin ? It look like it has given up on her.

Would

Thinking you got big tots cuz ur fat is like saying you got a fast car cuz it's falling off a cliff

We need mayocide ASAP.

jfc, she looks like my late grandma.

God bless her

do urself a favor don't check her post history

literally just spam of the ugliest porn possible

....why would you even attempt this morbid curiousity feat?

Dammit. Well now I have to.

That comment section was based

I mean at least she tagged it "BBW." That's REAL fat, tho. The cellulite on her stomach is no joke.

Also I'm finding her autistic mannerisms and fucking problem glasses even more unattractive than her planet-sized physique.

Italian/English/Irish

Now I understand why Ireland and Italy were in the PIIGS

Oh no, I'm too late! She deleted her post! Is her account still up?

Fuck OP for not tagging this as NSFL.

Effort to make herself healthy and improve her life is one thing, she should do it but it's not of my business. But at least put effort into your boob drop, that was a disgrace. A tiny amount of movement followed by what can't really be called a drop, more like pulling up a curtain and just gently tapping the udders on the way up.

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my browser has achieved sentience

Gif deleted but sweet allah NSFL

volcel if you wouldnt

https://youtu.be/NtB_jvznaNM

Christ. Who's Grandmother is this?

I swear I heard the sad trombone play the moment they dropped. Or maybe the Price is Right “game over” sound.

Rosie O’Donnell’s pretty desperate these days, eh?

www.redditmedia.com refused to connect.

refused

Some things are too much to ask, even for a script.

I kinda feel bad that she has been conditioned to think she's attractive when fat, but then I also remember she unironically thinks she's attractive even though she's fat

BBW is probably the biggest red flag word ever. Like I'll date fat people both because I have no dignity and I used to be in their shoes before finding the magic of basic self control + the gym, but only if they refer to themselves as fat/chubby. If they use husky/bbw as descriptors that's a hard fuckin pass from me.