All my lyfe, I have been a baed speller…to the poyint that I often haff to think of a diffrent werd to use because even my spells czecker can’t figure out what I am triiing to spell.
I didn’t know I was a baed speller until I started elliementairy scool.
Other kids seemed to have an inate abilite to spell werds korrectly, whereas I strugged with even the simplist werds. If I’d groyn up in a thyme or plays where riting wasn’t an intigral part of cummunicating, I would never know I was a baed speller.

Spellin, I could argue, is a sokal-ial konstruct.

Other pee-pull incest that their whey of spelling is the wright whey of spelling.
They phfail to appreeeeeeeeeeeeeciate my creatiff spellin.
They suggesst that I kneed to addopt their priconcieved ideas about spellin, one of which is the absheard notion that there is only wun korrect way to spell a werd.

This notion of spellin is based on the idea that we all want to cummunikate in the same whey. Sosighity laybilled me as a baed speller, but the fing is, I don’t idennify as a baed speller.
I idennify as a creatiff speller, and I rezent that sosighity refuses to acept me the whey I am.